Last night, around half past ten, just as my thoughts were springing, but because of the cold and inflexible fingers, I angrily took my keyboard and poked my invincible cute little finger hard! [ps: I regret it immediately after poking, because this keyboard was given by Mr. G, not to mention that I have to endure it poking many times a day If it can speak, the first sentence must be: "Hmm! It hurts! (Touching it in distress)! (#^.^#)】

WeChat dingdong

Mr. G: "What are you doing, cutie?" (This is Mr. G's unique name for me, but now I'm a little cutie and a little Fuwa (-、-))"

Me: "Codeword"

Mr. G: "Oh! ”

It's basically a pretty monotonous opening statement, and then following the usual routine, Mr. G should say, "Okay, then I won't bother you with the codeword." ”

I once said to him that it is immoral to disturb a code word dog to write a book, Mr. G adheres to the principle that I don't want to, but I can't say you, and I am reluctant to say that you are heavy, and a series of complex psychological activities are usually what I say!

[So take a look at your author's efforts to open a new article for the code word manuscript, even the time spent with your boyfriend is used to code words, is it really good that you don't support the genuine version? ] Is fattening really good? Soul asks! 】

Thinking that I had just destroyed my keyboard, I was very weak and silently clicked on WeChat and asked weakly.

Me: "How long is the warranty period for the keyboard!" ”

Mr. G: "I'll see!" ”

After a while, Mr. G: "I even turned out the things I bought in my freshman year, but I just couldn't find the keyboard!" ”

Me: "What? This big brother, are you here to be funny? You have all the old orders, and you can't find something so fresh and hot. Keyboard OS: Don't I want to lose face??? ”

After a while, I started to fight with the manuscript again, knocking frantically.

Mr. G said again: "I remember, I seem to have bought it in *Dongshang!" ”

Me: "......" Oh! Then you should go and see it!

Mr. G: "But my I*Dong have already uninstalled." ”

I puffed out my cheeks silently, pretending to be unhappy and frowned, although Mr. G couldn't see it, but the sense of ritual was to be there, and after thinking for a moment, I silently picked up my paw and typed a sentence on the keyboard.

Me: "Look how long it's been since you've fed me, alas! (Sighing emojis, because this little cutie especially likes to use emojis, I definitely don't type words if I can replace them with emojis.) ）”

Mr. G: "I don't care, I'm going to buy you snacks." ”

Me: "Uncle, have I bought all my snacks on Double 11?" The goods have been signed for a long time, and people have already started to eat several bags! ”

Mr. G: "That's not going to work, then you can think about it." ”

Me: "No, no, you're late." ”

Mr. G's desire to survive has always been high, adhering to the guilt and a lot of inexplicable psychology, he immediately sent a 520.

A disciplined cutie like me, I'm the kind of guy you post a 5 casually

20Shall I take them?

Isn't it a bit ritualistic, and you can't take the initiative? With a lot of strange psychology, of course, I am also a more hypocritical person, hypocritical like me, immediately clicked back, Mr. G continued to send, back and forth several times......

I was silent for a while and made a suggestion that I found very constructive. "Why don't you take it first, and buy me snacks for Double Twelve???"

Mr. G: "Okay! ”

Me: "......" ??? It's so good to talk today???

In less than three seconds, another 520 appeared on the interface, "Okay, you accept 'I love you' first,' and I'll feed you on Double Twelve, good!" ”

Me: "Hmm! What the hell, did you just communicate in vain? ”

Generally, the communication is not successful, and it is based on my ideas, which is the first rule of the love principle, but Mr. G usually has a policy and a countermeasure.

Mr. G: "If you don't accept it, I'll buy you a keyboard." "Look, look at this naked threat.

Me: "Big brother, do you think I don't type the keyboard every day but eat the keyboard?" Do you buy so much and come back to the exhibition??? ”

Hahaha, what's more, Ben Cutie can retreat with a sentence or two? A person who can often code words and listen to "People Like Me" at home will not have divergent thinking.

"I've only seen anyone like me." So I flipped through the emoji, and the little eyes turned and the small expression came.

Click send, "A fierce little kitten: I can't help you with this with your money!" ”

Sure enough, the next second, Mr. G replied to me: "[Cover your face] ......"

I'm so naughty φ (>ω

So back and forth, I heard my lovely dad than the most terrible night spell.

"It's eleven o'clock, it's time for you to go to bed."

Crying, my dad shouted at me to sleep at night than the broadcast time of prime-time TV dramas.

I seriously suspect that Mr. G is trying to talk to me, but I am afraid that I will say that he is delaying the working hours of a code word dog, which is immoral! (PS: I'm better inspired at night than during the day.) ）

So I was in a bad mood, reluctantly closed the computer, silently put on my cute little cotton shoes, and jumped to brush my teeth. ┌

(End of chapter)