Chapter 19: The incense burner is upside down
I know about the corpse!
I heard a lot about this kind of thing, but I encountered it rarely, so now when I saw the corpse standing up, I was furious, and I shouted at Wang Hong: "Run!"
Wang Hong had already felt that the fryer was behind her, and a donkey rolled around, rolled in the snow, and ran away when she got up in fright.
The corpse stood in the snow and tilted its head, trembling constantly, as if it had been electrified, the first time I encountered this kind of thing, there was no way at all, Yan Liu was quick-eyed, a firewood knife slipped out of his sleeve, and he climbed up the tree, the speed was faster than that of a monkey, click, two knives cut off two branches from the tree, he wrapped it in his arms, jumped down, and faced the person who deceived the corpse.
The face of the person who deceived the corpse was pale, the corners of his mouth were red, Yan Liu was in a cold sweat, Yan Liu blew on the corpse, and suddenly saw that the corpse actually opened his hand to pinch him, Yan Liu panicked and inserted two wooden sticks into his armpits, shouting, "Come and help lift it."
When I heard this, I ran over and lifted the stick on my shoulder, and the man who deceived the corpse was lifted up at once, and I felt the stick tremble, but the corpse could not do anything harmful.
Yan Liu's body twisted, turned his back to the corpse, and said to me, "That ghost king is very deep, and he knows that we have to clean him up, which will make us stumble."
I agree with Yan Liu's words, otherwise today is Chinese New Year's Eve, every household fires cannons to drive away evil spirits, where are there any mountain spirits and wild monsters coming out to make trouble? It's clear that someone is stumbling.
Yan Liu saw that I didn't pay attention to it and was about to carry him away, but he couldn't move a single step when he took a step, and scolded loudly: "Grandma, if Lao Tzu's Taoism is enough, how can you little ghosts be fooling around?"
I kicked him when I heard it, don't beep blindly if you don't have the ability, I feel that the burden on my shoulders is getting heavier and heavier, the corpse seems to have suddenly weighed a few hundred pounds, it must be a ghost pressing again, it seems that I have to clean them up, but I am worried that the people of the Yan family who have insulted the corpse are unwilling, I said to Yan Liu: "I have a way, but if I want to move the corpse, I am afraid that the Yan family will not be able to pass the pass, and you can tell me when the time comes."
Yan Liu scolded me and said, "You are a king and a calf, there is a way to use it early, Lao Tzu was almost sucked by this corpse just now, and when the white hair grows, it will become a zombie, let alone be buried when the time comes, if it is not burned, it will not be done, hurry up."
I listened to it and knew the bottom in my heart, my grandfather Hu Banxian's feng shui notes contained some methods to subdue the mountain spirits and wild monsters to deceive the corpse, but I had never tried it, and I didn't know if it would work.
My tongue stirred in my mouth and began to gather saliva, a method called blood saliva.
Saliva is saliva, my grandfather Hu Banxian recorded, if the saliva is adding a little blood on the tip of the tongue, then it is a holy object full of yang energy to ward off evil spirits, no matter where it is spit out, where the evil incarnation will be burned by yang energy, unable to exert power, and must not harm others.
I felt that it was almost there, and I bit the tip of my tongue, and felt the fishy smell in my mouth, and then I suddenly shouted: "There are no taboos and all evil will not invade."
"Poof!"
A mouthful of blood sprayed on the corpse's body, strange to say, my shoulders suddenly felt relieved, my body felt extremely light, I was happy in my heart, it turned out that this method really worked.
When I was happy, Yan Liu scolded: "Grandma's bear, you used it earlier, and almost killed everyone."
I didn't have a stubble, how did I know it was really so smart?
As soon as Yan Liu loosened the stick, the corpse fell, Yan Liu hooked one foot, and instructed Yan Wenli to send someone to carry the corpse away, but the people who carried the coffin had long since disappeared, Yan Liu's body trembled, which would give me a note, let Yan Wenli spend some money, and Wang Hong was willing to carry the corpse.
Wang Hong hid in the treetops in fright, as soon as he heard that there was business to do, he slipped down without saying a word, and asked Yan Wenli if he wanted the old five, Yan Wenli was called a grievance in his heart, this is a waste of money, but in order to bury his old father, he is also willing to spend.
At this time, the ghost pressed the coffin, deceived the corpse, and a series of strange things had already made Yan Wenli panicked, he just begged his old father to be buried smoothly, as for the external objects, it didn't hurt to spend a little more.
Arrange it properly, Wang Hong carried the corpse on his back, and Yan Liuyi and I opened the way for him one after the other to prevent the mountain spirits and wild monsters from coming to make trouble.
On a snowy night, four people and a corpse went to Jiulongling, and in the second half of the night, the people who fired the cannon to catch up with the New Year were asleep, and the whole mountain and wilderness were surprisingly quiet, and even the night owls did not come out to shout twice.
This kind of atmosphere makes people feel pressure unconsciously, that Yan Wenli's legs and stomach tremble, and he asked vigorously if he arrived, if he arrived, Yan Liu and I didn't pay attention to him, don't make a noise at this time, vent your yang energy, otherwise the ghosts will come to you.
At this time, it was surprisingly dark, Yan Liu and I looked up, there were dark clouds covering the moon, today is a sunny day, there will be absolutely no dark clouds, this dark cloud is definitely a ghost to make it bad, Yan Liu took out a fire candle, held his hand, I don't know what method he used, I actually saw that the fire candle was lit, I am not rare, if he doesn't have this ability, don't call him an onmyoji.
When I was about to arrive at Jiulongling, the more I felt depressed, and suddenly Yan Wenli shouted and shouted: "There are mountain bandits, there are mountain bandits."
Yan Liu and I glanced ahead, there was nothing, and we knew that Yan Wenli was evil, he was a person who was not jealous of wine and lust, and his yang qi was weak, so he could see yin, I stabilized Yan Wenli and said, "Then there are bandits?"
Yan Wenli panicked, because he was the only one who saw it, wouldn't it be hell? He said to me, "There is a group of people, wearing leather jackets and carrying crutch guns in their hands, standing coldly in the mountain pass, not beards?"
When I listened, I said, "Isn't it a fierce god and a smiling tiger?"
Yan Wenli nodded vigorously, his face was somewhat not so flustered, I smiled, the feelings were the two who played mahjong in the cemetery that night, so I shouted in the direction that Yan Wenli was afraid of: "Yang people are funeral, Yin people are avoided, go you."
Yan Liu was not ambiguous, as soon as I said this, he took out the paper money from his arms, threw it into the air, and pulled out a small gong from his sleeve, and he struck it vigorously, with a "bang", which shocked people's spirits.
This is called spending money to buy roads, but the weird thing, which paper money actually burned in the air, Yan Wenli knelt on the ground in fright and cried and shouted, he had to go home, Wang Hong was better than him, and scolded: "Grandma is a bear, toast and don't eat and drink."
But as soon as he finished saying this, his body couldn't help but run up and ran towards the mountain, and Yan Liuyi saw that there were no footprints in the snow, so he immediately said to me: "Ghost robbing corpses?"
I heard Wang Hong's frightened wow wow yell, so I quickly took out a small incense burner from the treasure bag, only the size of the bowl, Yan Liu saw that I took the incense burner, his eyes rolled, and he actually reached out and handed over three sticks of incense on a piece of yellow paper, I laughed, and wrote Zhou Hua's birthday on the yellow paper, Yan Liu took a deep breath and blew the incense, only to see that the incense thief was almost turned into ashes in the blink of an eye.
I shouted to the front, "Let you never be reborn." After finishing speaking, he turned the incense burner upside down, Yan Liuyan was quick, a big stone pressed on the incense burner, and a few pieces of yellow paper were pasted before giving up.
I looked at Wang Hong, only to see him fall into the snow, scared lonely wolf howling, the shovel in his hand kept waving, but after waving a few times, he found that it was okay, so he was relieved.
I glanced at Yan Liu, the two of me cooperated tacitly, before this method was called the incense burner upside down, this method is not only afraid of the living, but also afraid of the dead, even the immortal family has to let it score three points.
Grandpa Hu Banxian said in his notes that this method can be useful to him as long as he writes a certain birthday on a yellow note, even his hair, nails, and used items.
Then pressed under the incense burner, so light is unlucky for three years, the heavy one can not turn over in his life, and the Yin people, it is even more miserable, never be able to be born, when the Buddha met a spider spirit, it was to use the incense burner to press him for three hundred years, the spider spirit finally got out of trouble, but was accepted by Fahai, so this is afraid of people, ghosts and ghosts.
The incense burner will be so crushed that the lonely soul and the ghost villain will not have any chance of transport.
Of course, if the mind is right, the yang energy is full, you will naturally not be afraid of this trick, this method is only useful for the heart is not right, the mountain spirit is powerful, and if you want to use it to harm people, you are afraid that you can't.
After the incense burner was turned upside down, I heard a ghost crying wolf howl in the mountains, and the yellow paper in the air burned vigorously, I smiled and said, "Now you know how powerful Grandpa is, right?"
Wang Hong came back with the corpse on his back, his face was full of sweat, he could sweat so much on this cold day, and he was scared enough, but when he looked at Yan Wenli, he was even worse than Wang Hong, his body was trembling, his pants were wet, he was actually scared to pee, he was not ashamed, he ran to me and Yan Liu and said, "Can I go home?" The two masters, the matter of the father will be entrusted to the two, and when the two come back, they will definitely thank them generously. ”
I smiled and said, "We have arrived at Jiulongling, today the ghost king marries, the entire Jiulongling is full of mountain spirits and wild monsters, they are all extremely hungry beasts, you go back alone, I am afraid that it will enter the stomach of others."
I was so frightened, Yan Wenli's face turned pale, and his breath was gone, and he was about to roll his eyes and die of fright, but when he saw Yan Liuyi slapping him on the head and stuffing a reassuring pill into his mouth, Yan Wenli didn't pass out.
Yan Liu said to him: "Dongjia, don't be afraid, I and my little master Hu San are both people with Taoism, today you should open your eyes, go back and brag about it, tell people that I have seen all the mountain spirits, wild monsters, little ghosts and demons, besides, your father is buried, and your descendants are not present, not only will he not bless you, but he will also complain that you are not filial."
Yan Wenli cried and mourned, this will not be going back, he is afraid if he doesn't go back, he is really in a dilemma, looking at his old father's corpse, how can he remember to listen to Yan Liu's words, he already knows how good it is to listen to Hu San's words and find a piece of feng shui treasure again, it is better than throwing his life here.
At this time, Yan Liu and I heard the sound of suona, and both of us were shocked, and when we looked towards the place where the sound sounded, we actually saw a group of people, wearing red coats and carrying eight sedan chairs, from the mountain pass towards Jiulongling.