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The future Ma Shuai was already able to get up, he leaned back in the chair, his face was a little ugly but his movements were fine, he was taking small sips of liquid food, and he was extremely proficient in the operation of the nursing robot next to him.
"Awake?"
Gu Tao and Ma Shuai here walked in in sterile suits, after all, the guy inside was indeed not lightly injured, and aseptic treatment was still needed, in case of any infection, although he would not necessarily die, but he would definitely suffer.
"Brother......
The future Ma Shuai shouted weakly, and Gu Tao just nodded and sat next to him: "Don't blame me, you were cut by yourself." ”
"I didn't expect Master to be so smart...... future Ma Shuai looked at the past self next to him and smiled bitterly: "It's too fast." ”
"Actually, I didn't expect Master to be so smart." Ma Shuai touched his chin: "But you don't use my appearance, no, it looks awkward." ”
Future Ma Shuai: "......"
"I won't ask you more, you have a good rest. By the way, you two can talk. Gu Tao pointed to Ma Shuai next to him: "This guy has a lot of things to ask you." ”
Not curious, really. Gu Tao has become not curious about their future at all, because their future will no longer happen, but Gu Tao didn't say it, after all, there are not only Ma Shuai who is on his side like this, but also the future Red Devil mongrel who is crazy and even kills himself. And he's not sure exactly how many people are here for what purpose.
If they talk about it, they may mess up, because they're desperate, and they're desperate.
The two horses were facing each other, and the sudden embarrassment made them not know how to speak.
"I thought, this atmosphere is a bit like a blind date." Ma Shuai here touched the back of his head: "Why don't you ask me some questions." ”
The future Ma Shuai looked at him like a retarded person: "What do I have to ask you?" ”
"Oh yes...... Then let me ask you. ”
"Just ask."
The current Ma Shuai was silent for a while: "Who is my daughter-in-law?" ”
"Nightmare Queen."
"Huh? That big Yanma! ”
"She's fine." The future Ma Shuai nodded and said, "Sacrificed to protect me." ”
"You're real crap."
"Each other, each other."
After saying this, the two of them fell into great embarrassment again, until the current Ma Shuai suddenly raised his head and asked, "What about the future mountains and seas?" ”
"Shangsheng has withdrawn the Kyushu Great Array, and the mountains and seas will never look at each other."
"Huh?" Ma Shuai blinked quickly: "Is the matter so serious?" ”
"Well, I wouldn't have come otherwise. If my brother can enter the Spiritual Illusion Realm, he will be able to avoid the impact of that time, and the Mountain and Sea Realm will not be blocked, and he will be able to use the power of the Mountain and Sea Realm to fight back. ”
"The saints won't agree, you die of this heart. I went with Master and I to ask for God, and he told us to obey Heaven's destiny. ”
The future Ma Shuai frowned: "How can this be." ”
"Then you go to breakfast, slaughter the saint, you are the saint." Ma Shuai hugged his arm: "You can't do it, you still like to beep." ”
"You complain that you really have a hand, when did you achieve an achievement?"
"What achievement?"
"Suicide."
Well, the topic is over, and no one can take it anymore.
Maybe many people have fantasized about chatting with their future selves in a very romantic and literary way, but in fact, it is just the imagination of the future of their current selves. Thinking about it, I went back to ten or even twenty years ago, and when I saw myself at that time, I was already very restrained not to fight. Let's talk about it...... Amusing!
Ma Shuai slammed the door and came out, and when he saw Gu Tao cooking noodles with antimatter batteries, he took off the hood on his head and threw it on the chair: "I'm so angry." ”
"It's been said." Gu Tao took out the noodles, washed the pot, added oil and began to fry eggs and sausages: "You two chatting is destined to have no good results." ”
"Why?"
"Because people in the future will hate their past selves, it's instinct." After Gu Tao finished speaking, he sprinkled pepper on the egg: "Unless you see yourself who is about to cut most of the wood into the ground, it is impossible to reconcile." ”
After saying this, he sliced the egg on the noodles and began to cook the octopus sausage by himself: "Because you must know that no one's life is smooth sailing, and the stupid person will blame the society for this kind of unhappiness, and the smart person will blame himself, and think that all the misfortunes he has experienced are the result of his own wrong choices, so you say that in the face of such a mode of thinking, when he sees the same self as the stupid X in the past, how polite do you think he will be?" ”
"......"
Gu Tao smiled, and stuffed a sausage into Ma Shuai's mouth: "Shirk responsibility, people are very good at afterthought, in fact, everyone's future is predestined, even if you make the most correct choice, the world may push you to the worst result." Unless you can calculate the trajectory of every atom in the world, something you think is bad may be the best outcome. ”
Pouring chili, vinegar and a large packet of capers on the noodles, Gu Tao picked up the bowl and began to eat: "Therefore, we usually think that if we can go back to the past, we can do what we can do, but in fact, we think about it ourselves, and we can make great achievements in the future, and of course the risk factor is the greatest." This is the scariest of all the manga characters is Doraemon, not because of how good he is, not because he can go back to the past, but because he can go to the future. ”
"Brother, you speak like a philosopher now."
Gu Tao, who had just stuffed a clove of garlic into his mouth, heard Ma Shuai's words and raised his head to look at him: "The only difference between philosophers and ordinary people is whether they brush the X sound or ponder blindly before going to bed every day. ”
"It's the most interesting thing to hear the old man say." Ma Shuai hehehe: "Brother, what do you think of the aesthetic level?" ”
"Are you really going to talk to me about these things?" Gu Tao opened a can of beer and took a sip, and took a sip of garlic-flavored carbon dioxide: "But I don't want to deal with you, I'm really a little tired these days, really tired." ”
Ma Shuai actually knew that Gu Tao was tired these days, not to mention more than ten hours of classes a day in the mountain and sea realm, and he had to come back to deal with a lot of things, the bloodshot in his eyes was very obvious, and a few white hairs even appeared on his sideburns.
"Brother, why don't you rest for a while."
"Every time I want to rest, something happens, it's Murphy's theorem." Gu Tao leaned back on the sofa: "I don't dare to mention rest now." By the way, if you're free, check someone up for me. ”
"Who?"
Gu Tao took out the tablet from his pocket and unfolded it: "I pushed it to you." ”
Ma Shuai opened the message and frowned: "This person looks very ordinary." ”
"Well, ordinary. It's just very ordinary, but this man will become a very important role in the war with us in the future, and I wonder how he did it. ”
Hearing this news, Ma Shuai was really surprised, took a closer look at this person's information, and found that there was nothing unusual, he was really an ordinary person, and he was still a college student.
"It's mediocre, a stinky dick, bullied, and not good at socializing. Still an orphan...... What is this premise? ”
"Male protagonist setting." Gu Tao said without raising his head: "You go and observe, there should be all kinds of adventures and the old man in the ring, it is the kind of counterattack plot that everyone likes to see." ”
"Is there really such a plot?"
"Of course, sometimes the reality plot is more bizarre than imagined, you go and get in touch with it." Gu Tao wiped his mouth after eating and leaned back in his chair: "Why would he stand opposite to us." ”
Ma Shuai fell into deep thought, and then suddenly raised his head: "Brother, with my experience for so many years, he must have been humiliated by the base, and then vowed to kill our entire family." After all, in normal individualism, our kind of institution must represent evil, it looks glamorous on the surface but it must be engaged in evil trade, Hollywood movies are played like this, and games and games are also set like this, such as the umbrella of Resident Evil, the abstergo of Assassin's Creed, and the Blackwood Empire in the backstory of Crysis. So we're on the evil side, right? ”
"You're talking too much nonsense, hurry up." Gu Tao grabbed a handful of raw peanuts and stuffed them into his mouth: "Don't overdo it." ”
"Yes! Guaranteed completion of the task. ”
In fact, Gu Tao trusts Ma Shuai very much now, because the future Ma Shuai is a certified adjutant, with Gu Tao's character, he will never do things that are uncertain and risky, and since Gu Tao is willing to accept Ma Shuai as the top adjutant, it means that this person is worthy of trust.
Not to mention anything else, Gu Tao is very confident in himself.
And when Ma Shuai left, he was the only one left in the centaur's living quarters, he sat there slowly chewing peanuts, like a real villain in the light, no one knew what he was thinking, let alone what he was going to do, and he couldn't even estimate what his next plan was.
"Sleep!"
Gu Tao suddenly fell down, lay on the sofa and pulled Tifa's small quilt over his body, and quickly fell into a deep sleep in forty seconds.
didn't go to Tingting's world, he just just slept, he was really tired, not only physically tired, but also mentally tired. Anyway, it is to keep your emotions normal, although the physical function can still remain young, but the psychological midlife crisis is inevitable.
There may be few people who have this kind of experience, but the real thing is that the huge pressure makes him feel a little powerless, he really doesn't want to do anything now, he just wants to sit there alone, don't want to do anything, play games, put together a few complex puzzles, color his assembled armor model, and fish.
But in reality, even the simplest of wishes were a luxury for him, because every time he announced that he was going to rest, something would happen, as if he had made an appointment.
The collapse of a man is not actually stimulated by anything, or he is unhappy. Compared to women, men are simpler, they may simply want to escape reality or simply not get what they want. But at this time, as long as someone comforts him casually, he can be full of vitality and vitality, but in fact, no matter what position he is in, as long as he is a man, as long as he is over thirty, almost no one will comfort them anymore, everyone thinks that his toughness is deserved, and he will not have a vulnerable time.
Then the air conditioner, a small quilt and a bowl of noodles are probably the best reward that a man in the flag of emotional vulnerability can give himself.
In the final analysis, it's better to be a teenager, bloom your life carefree, just run forward with your head down, and be happy to cut off the enmity and hatred.
While sleeping, Gu Tao had a dream, he dreamed that a particularly beautiful girl appeared in his dream, the girl called her father, and then brought a crooked man who said that this was her boyfriend, and she only loved this one person in her life.
Dreaming of this, Gu Tao woke up in a cold sweat.
"Damn......" he cursed secretly, and then kicked the table in front of him: "Satania, call Xiu Ling and tell her that if my sister finds a boyfriend, she will be hung on the top of Kunlun for three hundred years." “
After Xiu Ling received this call, the whole person was confused, she looked at her sister who was rolling on the carpet in panda pajamas, and then was silent for a long time before saying, "Your captain is sick, right?" ”
"I think he may have a mid-life crisis, do you want to come over and comfort him?"
"How to comfort? Give him a fan dance? ”
"That's your business, and it's not impossible if you want to." Satania replied succinctly: "Anyway, this is a good opportunity, because according to the probability, if you don't come before ten o'clock tomorrow morning, he may be comforted by Miss Jingyuan, and then +10 favorability." ”
"What's the matter with me?"
"Okay, goodbye."
At half past eight the next morning, when Gu Tao had just gotten up and sat in the warm sun of early spring and squinted at the sky, Xiu Ling suddenly appeared in front of him with a bun in his mouth, and Gu Tao was startled by her.
"What kind of image are you?"
Today's Xiuling is extremely casual, wearing a pink long down jacket, a pair of ordinary jeans and small white shoes, and her hair is also tied in a bun very casually, which is completely inconsistent with the image of Kunlun Nuannuan, which is usually either a new Milan or a new Parisian style.
"What's the problem?"
"It's okay to be like this, but if you do this, I think you're sick."
"You're sick." Xiu Ling jumped down from the windowsill: "Go out for a walk." ”
Gu Tao: "??? ”
"It's time to buy New Year's goods." Xiu Ling dragged Gu Tao: "Let's go." ”
"Your eldest lady still needs to buy New Year's goods in person?"
"Nonsense! Hurry. ”
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There will be more later.
I slept from about one o'clock last night until half past eight this evening, and my whole body seemed to fall apart...... I wrote this chapter with a heavy heart.