Chapter 24: Disaster in the Right Eye

When she woke up on Monday morning, Song Yao felt restless all the time, and her right eye was beating non-stop. She went to the water room and rinsed her eyes with cold water, and her eyelids stopped jumping, but after returning to the dormitory, her right eyelid began to beat again.

Su Yuhan has nothing to do today, and has agreed with Wang Qiang in advance that he will sleep lazily in the morning and will not go out to meet him in the morning. She lay on the bed and saw these future strong women getting up earlier than the other, the lamps on and off on their desks, and the clanging of pots and bottles, which made her ears buzz. She simply pulled out of the bed and gave up the idea of sleeping in. She took off her mobile phone and headphones, and lay on the bed listening to the singing sound coming from the headphones, and by the way, she stopped these external noises. She lay lazily on the bed, wearing headphones and humming softly songs that were completely out of tune to the music in the headphones. After listening to the two songs, Su Yuhan turned her head and saw that Song Yao was still swaying around in the dormitory. Su Yuhan stopped humming in his mouth, turned over and lay on his side, looked at Song Yao and asked, "I see that you got up early and have been restless here, what's wrong?" Why don't you go to self-study today? Did your old Wu go out to apply for a job? Or did you quarrel with your old Wu? ”

Song Yao is a typical gentle and lovely girl, and Wu Zeyu is a delicate and considerate warm man. After the two have been in love for several years, Su Yuhan has almost never heard of these two quarrels.

"Lao Wu is going out to apply for a job today, but I didn't stay in the dormitory because of this. Ah Yu, you can help me take a look, after I got up just now, this right eyelid kept jumping. I washed through it with cold water, but I still couldn't stop. The left eye jumps wealth, the right eye jumps disaster, you say, will I have anything bad today? ”

"What's the bad thing? Nothing, come here, I'll give you an eyelid. ”

Su Yuhan turned over and lay on the side of the bed, rested her chin on the edge of the bed, stretched out her two arms, and used the two index fingers of her left and right hands to support Song Yao's right eyelid for a while, and gently massaged around the eye socket for a while, for a while, and then for a while. This lasted for about 2 minutes before letting go of Song Yao: "How is it, okay?" ”

"It works! It's so comfortable, it seems to be good, don't jump. ”

"Of course. When I used to be at home, as long as my eyelids jumped, my mother would do this for me, and my eyelids would stop jumping quickly, which was very effective. ”

"Did your mother learn massage and even know this? Oops, no, my eyelids are jumping again. It seems that this method only works for you, not for me. Ah Yu, is your technique not good, you haven't learned your mother's hand? ”

"No way, that's what my mom did. Really, it works for me every time. Come here, I'll take a closer look at you. ”

Song Yao pressed her right eye with one hand and walked to Su Yuhan's bed with a bitter face. Su Yuhan saw that Song Yao's right eyelid was bouncing excitedly again, she sat up with a grunt, climbed down the ladder, gritted her teeth and laughed angrily: "Your eyelid is really stubborn, it seems that I have to make a trick to defeat it." ”

Song Yao watched in horror as Su Yuhan rushed to the desk, bent down and took out the treasure chest from under the desk, turned out the scissors inside, and walked over to herself with the bright scissors. Song Yao shouted in horror: "Ah Yu, what are you going to do?" No, no scissors are needed. You just let my eyelids jump here on their own, and when it dies up, it's fine. ”

Su Yuhan kicked her inexplicably: "If you don't use scissors, how can you make it slender?" ”

"What are you going to make slender?"

"Duct tape? What else could it be? Is it your eyelids or eyelashes? Yaoyao, you're going to amuse me to death, do you think I'm going to cut your eyelids and eyelashes with scissors? Su Yuhan laughed.

Song Yao was angry and annoyed: "Who wants you to come over at me with a pair of scissors when you get out of bed before you wake up early in the morning?" And what about the tape? Look, where is the tape? You're going to scare me to death? ”

"yes, why didn't I take the tape. What about tape? Come here, help me find it! Su Yuhan raised his two hands and put them in front of him. She looked over with both eyes, and there were indeed only scissors in her hands, not duct tape. She had no choice but to go back and continue rummaging through the tape in her precious treasure chest.

"You'd better find it yourself, my eyes are uncomfortable." Song Yao said angrily.

"Okay, I'll find, I'll find. Found it, here it is. After Su Yuhan found the tape, he held it with his left hand, and began to cut it with his right hand.

"Ah Yu, cut it thinner and smaller, it's not easy to block the view." Song Yao saw Su Yuhan start to cut the tape, and couldn't help but remind her.

"I know, do you want to say this? Don't move, don't move, it'll be posted right away. Su Yuhan cut the tape into a small thin strip, pulled Song Yao's right eyelid open with his left hand, and carefully glued the small strip of tape to the upper eyelid of Song Yao's right eye with his right index finger.

"It's done, why don't we kiss too!" Su Yuhan looked left and right at his eye-patch masterpiece, and proudly leaned over Song Yao's face and pecked it.

"You stinky rascal, dare you love you Wei Xiaobao? I'm not a twin! You wait, and I'll tell Brother Qiang when you turn around that you have a problem with your sexual orientation. ”

"Okay, tell him to go. I have a problem with my sexual orientation, and I will follow you in the future, what should I do if I see Lao Wu? ”

"Virtue! My old Wu has long known that I am bisexual, so he doesn't care if you do anything to me! ”

"This can only show that your old Wu doesn't love you, otherwise how can I be allowed to intervene? You see how Brother Qiang can leave me! Su Yuhan continued to joke.

"You're really right, the intimacy between me and Lao Wu is indeed not as high as that of you and Brother Qiang. Hey, seriously, why are you willing to spend time in the dorm today? Didn't Brother Qiang pick you up downstairs? ”

"Don't worry, I told him yesterday that I want to sleep lazily and rest today! How do you know that you smashed pots and bowls early in the morning, tinkled and tortured me for a morning without saying anything, and finally waited for them to leave, and you came out with moths, eyelids jumping, jumping, dancing? What kind of statement do you still pull out about jumping money and jumping disasters, why are you so superstitious? I couldn't sleep even if I wanted to, so I had to get up. After a while, you go to the study room to study, and I can't sleep, what do you say I'm doing in the dormitory alone? I had to go to another dormitory to see if anyone else had nothing to do like me, and I would compete with her and stare at each other. ”

"Ah Yu, don't waste your good youth in the dormitory like this. Why don't you go to the study hall with me today? ”

"I'm not going to be a light bulb, I'm afraid that your old Wu will gouge me out with a knife-like eye."

"How so? You will be foolish, how gentle our old Wu's big eyes are! Didn't I just say that he went out to apply for a job today and was not at school. You can go with me, or I will study there alone, how lonely it will be! In the past, you always went to self-study with me. I'll bring you two original English novels to take with you. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll go with you, go with you! I'm really convinced. ”