Xiaohu's chewing gum was stuffed to the ground by himself!

I quickly bent down to help him pick up the gum!

Xiao Hu took the chewing gum, only then did he ease up a little, and said embarrassedly: "I forgot that you are on the side, this chewing gum is very good!" Ouyang Huancai, you eat a piece! ”

Of course, I wouldn't be stupid enough to chew gum at the gate of a factory where someone posted a security system! That's a big disrespect to the system in other people's factories! I can't do that!

I laughed and said, "I'll put it there for you first!" Just ask you when I want to eat! ”

Xiaohu knew that I was worried, and he didn't insist on anything.

Xiao Hu's footsteps took a few steps towards the window of the security room, stopped again, looked back at me, and seemed to want me to go up and try it, but it was difficult to say.

I smiled and walked forward, and when I got to the window of the security room, I said to the security guard who looked like a black tower:

"Boom, Thunder Harbor Frozen Silver?"

What I said above is a side version of the Cantonese vernacular!

When I was in the Precision Timing Factory, I spoke to those who spoke the vernacular (local dialect) all day long. Colleagues chatted, slowly learned some, and learned to use non-standard and non-authentic vernacular, but also to be able to "Ma Made" (so-so, barely meaning. Talk to someone who speaks the vernacular.

When I heard Xiaohu talking to this black tower-like security guard before, I heard that there were signs of vernacular in the last note of the security guard, so I wanted to try to communicate with him in the vernacular.

Who knew that as soon as my lame vernacular came out, it made the black tower-like security guard with a tense face laugh before!

He said, "O sea! Lei Hai Bingduo Yin (translated into Mandarin means: Where are you from!) ）？ ”

I couldn't remember for a moment what kind of voice we were going to use there. It's stuck! Stunned there is to say: "Goose... Goose... Goose... Sea of Goose... Sea... Sea..."

The black-tower-like security guard was amused by my rambling vernacular!

He said in Mandarin: "Beauty! You need to practice your vernacular! I see you're so red in the blood! ”

I also put away the non-standard and non-smooth vernacular, and switched to Mandarin and said, "Yes! I want to learn this vernacular! Like that saying 'thank you', in the vernacular, it's 'Sister Lei'! Sounds quite flavorful!

Besides, I also follow the local customs, learn a little more dialect, and go to the lychee forest to buy fresh lychees is a little cheaper than others! Because speaking in the vernacular, it has shortened the distance between me and the old country! ”

The security guard nodded and smiled, "You! That's a lot of ideas! However, you still speak the vernacular, but you haven't mastered the use of those words in diacriticy, diacritic, and homophonic Douyin! ”

I smiled awkwardly and said, "yes! It's just that there is a lack of guidance from famous teachers! It will be said that it is four not like and six is not like! It's hard to find such a good teacher! ”

The black tower-like security guard put down the black face of the tiger and changed it into an image of a seductive teacher, and he actually said in a harmonious voice: "You are really hard to find a teacher!"

One is that the teacher himself must be able to speak vernacular, and the other is that the teacher must be able to speak Mandarin! Teaching in this way will get twice the result with half the effort! You must not have met such an amphibious teacher! ”

I heard this rude-looking security guard actually say such high-tech words as "amphibious teacher", it seems that this person is really unseemly! Maybe this doorman is still a college student!

I smiled and said, "Good students are ready-made!" It's hard to find a good teacher! That's a hard thing to come by! ”

The security guard of the Black Tower smiled and said, "If you really want to learn the vernacular, I can teach you a lesson, but I'm afraid it's fate!" You're running the business, aren't you? The business can be said to be the horn seat that flies all over the world! Where is like us, guarding a square inch of land to live! I'm afraid you're just two parallel lines! It's a rare opportunity to intersect! ”

I heard that this black tower-like security guard seemed to have a sense of regret, but the meaning was still full of sighs!

After all, this is the first time I have met this security guard, after all, there are differences between men and women, and there are some things I have to say...... As they pondered, both sides fell silent.

Xiao Hu seemed to see that there was a mystery hidden here, so he tried his best to "fan the flames": "Ouyang Huancai, you have nothing to do today anyway, why don't you chat with this brother here!" I'll go around somewhere else! It's not too far from our company, so you can play here for a while! ”

After Xiao Hu finished speaking, he glanced at me meaningfully, smiled quietly, and walked straight into the distance without waiting for me to answer whether it was okay or not.

The black tower-like security guard seemed to be even more enthusiastic when he saw my colleague gone!

He opened the stainless steel side door and said, "Hey, hey, hey!" Come in and sit down, beauty! Nothing dangerous happened! You see, my security booth is transparent all around, and you can see clearly from the outside and inside, don't worry! ”

I know that Mr. Hu's few blinks are a hint that I "act at the opportunity"! "Doing" is to find a way to meet the boss of the Xin Xin Xin watch factory or the person in charge of the purchasing department!

I was a little reserved and walked into the security room.

The security guard of the Black Tower brought the best leather sofa in front of me and said with a smile, "Beauty, please take a seat!" ”

I sat down like a good man and asked, "May I ask your name?" I'll call it conveniently in the future! Another problem is, you don't seem to be very cold with my colleague! Did he offend you? I'm here to compensate you for him! ”

The black tower-like security guard was embarrassed, stretched out his hands and scratched his head in turn, and only said after a while: "My surname is Zheng, and my name is fine." Well, the name is associated with me, which is hilarious! I don't know who came up with my name!

I once asked me curiously about Lao Dou (which means "dad" in the vernacular. He said that I was born in the hospital because of the oversized fetus at that time, and there were many people in the hospital who watched the excitement, and I didn't know who shouted such a name!

At that time, Daddy thought, you were so ridiculously strong when you were born, why don't you give a name with the opposite meaning to reduce your fatness! Without thinking about it, I used the name given by this unknown master! ”

I also smiled with Zheng Xi, and continued to ask: "Brother Zheng Shuai, I don't think you are like a security guard who has been trained from a regular security company, you seem to have a lot of knowledge, how can you be interested in being a security guard?" ”

Zheng smiled and said, "I'm a failed student in the college entrance examination!" Here's where the security guard hones and hones! "I want to talk with more like-minded people about "Are You Closer to Me", WeChat pays attention to "Youyue Literature", chats about life, and looks for confidants~