Chapter 163: Sister Zhen's prank
After Lida got dressed, Shu Yunpeng walked to the door and opened the door. Standing outside the door was Sister Zhen, who looked into the room and saw Lida.
"It's so hard to find you!" Sister Zhen smiled exaggeratedly: "Come on, come on, Commissioner Lida, didn't I say that I asked you to bring some bacon back tomorrow, you can pick it yourself!" ”
Sister Zhen said as she pulled up Lida and walked out. And Lida is very embarrassed, so of course it is best to hurry up and go when she has this opportunity. Shu Yunpeng knew what medicine was sold in Sister Zhen's gourd, and wanted to stop it, but he didn't know what to say for a while, and when he hesitated, Lida had already followed Sister Zhen.
"I have a lot of monkey meat here, so you can take it if you want!" Sister Zhen said as she took Lida and the others down to the basement: "I've already asked Emily and Liang Jingjing to help pick them, wait for you to see for yourself, and take which ones you like......"
As they spoke, they went to the basement. The basement was dimly lit, and Leda could see Emily and Liang Jingjing taking meat out of a large vat. From a distance, the flesh is milky white, very tempting.
"This is good," Emily threw out a large piece of meat and landed in front of them as they approached, "It's fat!" ”
"Yes, these monkeys lack food and drink in the wild, and they are malnourished and thin, you pick one, pick some good ones and let Commissioner Lida take them away."
Due to the dim light, Lida and the others didn't see it clearly for a while, but they saw that it was indeed meat. But when Sister Zhen shone the portable spotlight on the meat, and they saw it clearly, the pores of her whole body suddenly stood up, and she was so frightened that she couldn't move her legs: "This is monkey meat?" ”
What they saw was clearly a large thigh, cut off from the knee, with a half-flap of buttocks on it!
"yes, we call the rebels monkeys!" Sister Zhen kicked the thigh with the buttocks, and said casually: "What you just ate is the other half of this monkey!" ”
With a "wow", Lida vomited, and vomited all over the river. The captain of her guard couldn't care if he vomited himself, and hurriedly came to help her. She pushed away the captain's hand and shouted hoarsely, "Go now, go back to Central City......
Watching Lida's spaceship hurriedly take off and fly away, Sister Zhen smiled coldly. She turned around and was about to walk into the building, when she saw Shu Yunpeng's eyes blazing, looking at her.
"Is it funny that you are playing a prank?"
"It's really a good intention," Sister Zhen said, "I solved the trouble for you, and you didn't thank you, and you still blamed me?" ”
"Kind?" Shu Yunpeng smiled bitterly: "Do you know, in the past, others said that the gathering place eats human flesh, which is almost equivalent to a rumor, and few people take it seriously." Now it's okay, Lida is not Zhang Jingyi, not Xiang Zidan, after she goes back, she will definitely add fuel and vinegar to the matter. Have you thought about the impact? ”
"Love to talk or not, we're barbarians, what's wrong?" Sister Zhen pursed her mouth disdainfully: "She's asking for trouble, it's my business!" ”
"Yes, it's none of your business!" Shu Yunpeng shook his head and said no more.
"I know that in the future, they will also treat you as an alternative, are you afraid?" Sister Zhen understood, and at this moment, she was a little ashamed: "You can't live if you don't go back to Central City?" ”
"I don't care if I go back to Central City or not," Shu Yunpeng said, "What I'm afraid of is that this place will be targeted by some pretentious and noble people in Central City, and it will bring trouble to the people here." From now on, the lover's fortress is afraid that it will become the target of public criticism, and there will be no peace, understand? ”
"Then why didn't you say it earlier?"
"What do I say?" Shu Yunpeng smiled bitterly: "If you don't tell me in advance, what can I say when the fragrant and hot bacon is served?" Will you let me say to them, 'This is human flesh, don't eat it?' ”
Sister Zhen couldn't speak----- she really couldn't say it!
Shu Yunpeng didn't guess wrong, at noon the next day, his communicator rang, it was Zhang Jingyi.
"I said buddy, what's wrong with you over there, you actually made Leda feel like crazy?" Zhang Jingyi was on the screen, with a surprised face: "You can make her look like this, you can really do it!" ”
Shu Yunpeng could only smile bitterly, and after repeated questioning, he told the truth. After listening to this, Zhang Jingyi was silent for a while.
"I think so," she said, "stay there for the time being, don't come back to Central City anytime soon, and see what happens after this while!" ”
"Is it serious?"
"Yes, Leda is making a fuss about the committee, accusing you of being careless about human life, your lover's fortress is a murderous cave. Not only do you kill people indiscriminately, but you also eat human flesh when you kill people, and when you can't finish eating, you pickle them...... She has already submitted a bill, asking the committee to instruct the alliance army to sweep the murderous demon cave and severely punish the killer demon king Shu Yunpeng! ”
"I'm sorry for your trouble!"
"I'm okay, it's just that Claire is entangled...... Zhang Jingyi said: "She is the commander-in-chief of the Alliance Army, and she has always been very protective of you, which is a well-known thing." She has a good personal relationship with you, she is a good friend, and everyone knows it. In public and private, she must give an explanation......"
Shu Yunpeng's head was big. He is the most reluctant to see people and things that careless of human life, and now he has become a murderer, what is the matter?
"But don't worry too much, what annoys Leda the most is that you rejected her and humiliated her. As for Sister Zhen's prank later, it is a very easy reason to grasp, she can't find trouble in your refusal, she can only use Sister Zhen's prank to fix you. As long as this reason is calmed down and carefully analyzed, it will be found that it is not valid. ”
Shu Yunpeng nodded, he knew that the Lovers Fortress had a management committee and a person in charge. This person in charge is not him Shu Yunpeng, since he is not the person in charge, he has no reason to be responsible for what happened in the Lovers' Fortress, this is obvious.
However, on the fire, many things are not clear, so we can only put it aside for the time being and wait for the time to come. Of course, the Lovers' Fortress will be on a separate list of some forces from now on.
"Okay, thank you!" Shu Yunpeng said: "Apologize to Claire on my behalf!" ”
"I'm sorry, I'm in trouble," Sister Zhen watched from the sidelines, knowing that she had gone too far this time. When Shu Yunpeng's call with Zhang Jingyi ended, she said regretfully: "Now you are in trouble." ”
The matter has come to this point, blaming Sister Zhen is useless, Shu Yunpeng doesn't want to say anything. What he was worried about was that Claire was suddenly involved in the incident, which was very bad for her. Moreover, this time not only could he not help her, but also became the one who caused her trouble.
"What are your plans?" Seeing that he was silent, Sister Zhen asked again.
"What are you going to do?" Shu Yunpeng glanced at Sister Zhen and said, "I don't have any plans!" ”
"Just that crazy woman jumping up and down, doing nonsense, and throwing dirty water on your head?"
"Things are done one by one," Shu Yunpeng said, "Let's settle the duel first!" ”
"I'm not worried about the duel now," Sister Zhen said: "With a soft girl here, Xiang Zidan has become a lot more courageous, but Zhao Mengyao will be afraid." There should be nothing to worry about. I think you'll have to think about how to get Claire out of trouble. ”
"Alright, you!" Shu Yunpeng said: "You don't want to think about it, Huaiyu is honest and won't play tricks." Although there is no need to worry about the force value, the fight to the death is not only a matter of the force value! ”
"I'll go too, aren't you at ease?"
Shu Yunpeng was silent, with Sister Zhen here, there was really no need to worry about Zhao Mengyao and them secretly making trouble. But what Sister Zhen said about helping Claire get out of trouble, what he can help, this time, he can't see clearly. Since you can't see clearly, what else can you talk about helping?
Seeing that Shu Yunpeng had nothing to say, Sister Zhen continued: "Didn't Commander Zhang say that Lida asked the committee to send troops to sweep away the lover's fortress, do you think it will really send troops?" ”
"I don't know......" Mr. Shu said. Generally speaking, the committee's procrastination in doing things determines that there will not be a result soon. Maybe the discussion will come and go, and there may be some that can't be resolved.
"Can't you contact other committee members, such as Huang Lang, and ask if there is a way to settle this matter?"
"Do people pay attention to you?" Shu Yunpeng smiled: "Don't think I'm an important role, I just seem to have become important because of the special reasons of this era." ”
"You're a weird person," Sister Zhen disagreed: "Your performance in the space battle is obvious to all, do they want to deny it?" Is it an important person, is it just what their committee members say? Don't grow the ambition of others, is it okay to destroy your own prestige? ”
"In the space battle, I am indeed very domineering, but that's because the Jones don't want to kill me, otherwise a hundred Shu Yunpeng will be finished!" Shu Yunpeng shook his head and smiled bitterly: "If you always think that I can do everything, then it's really a big mistake!" ”
"Alas, forget it, I won't tell you......" Sister Zhen had no choice but to shut up.
People may be like this, once they encounter something unpleasant, it is like a sobering agent, which makes people sober. Jones actually basically denied the possibility of Shu Yunpeng going back, but made him soberly aware of his status and situation. Shu Yunpeng, who was hit hard, saw his shortcomings and became more and more cautious.
The day of the duel was coming soon, and Shu Yunpeng was paying attention to this matter on the one hand, and on the other hand, he was also watching every move in Central City. He found that there were many things that he couldn't help himself, and he didn't think about the consequences in advance, as if he had drawn a trap for himself.
In order to find out how he came to be, he tried every means to communicate with the Jones people; In order to find an opportunity to communicate with the Jones, he had to donate resources, which eventually led to a truce between the earthlings and the Jonesians.
The result of the truce, in turn, gave the earthlings no worries and a chance for internal strife. Coupled with the fact that he had donated resources, his importance had diminished, and he was confident that even if he died, the committee would not be too nervous.
He lost the capital to blackmail the committee and became irrelevant. Judging from the fact that Leda made a big fuss about the committee and pointed the finger directly at him, the current situation is that as soon as there is a disturbance, he immediately falls into a situation where he is too busy to take care of himself, what else can he do to help Claire get out of trouble?
What's even more terrifying is that he gave everything, and the final result of his efforts is to get the opposite conclusion: he can't go back!
He finally found that he was as brave and strong as Claire and Zhang Jingyi, and was smart enough, but the only thing he lacked was the talent to engage in politics. As a result, he spent several years here having nothing but the rank of a soldier major.
"I really can't be so depressed anymore!" He said to himself.