Chapter 97, scumbag

In fact, Lu You's situation Yan Yan understands, just like those autistic patients in later generations, their reactions to the outside world are not completely zero, and when they encounter things they are interested in, they often show a very high talent, and they are even called geniuses in a certain aspect.

Lu You is most likely the same, after a long period of self-isolation, he put his main energy on studying, so he can draw and write well, in this case, it is not uncommon for him to memorize poems.

It's just that Yan Yan was too surprised at first, he didn't expect this layer, and thought that a miracle had happened like everyone else.

But others don't understand this, they all surround Lu You, and want to tease him, but unfortunately, Lu You held back for a long time, and still only said the word "I".

Seeing this, Yan Yan started the second round.

In this round, Lu He was eliminated, and at the same time he was eliminated a teenage boy, either a clansman or a relative's child, because both of them were relatively young, Yan Yan suggested that they both tell a joke, but who knew that the two children chose to drink, saying that they usually had no chance to taste.

Yan Yan knew that the alcohol content of the wine in this era was not high, but he didn't stop it, and ordered Qinghe to pour half a cup for them.

In the third round, a few more were eliminated, and they also chose to drink.

After the fourth round, only Lu Ming, Yan Yan, Lu You and Zhou Wan remained.

In the fifth round, Zhou Wan was eliminated, and she chose to tell jokes.

"Once upon a time, there were two brothers competing for family property, making a lot of trouble, suing the government, but this county official is a money-loving person, these two brothers also tried their best to please the county official, the eldest hollowed out a watermelon and stuffed it into four ingots, the second child hollowed out a big fish and stuffed it into four ingots, these two things were sent to the county official, the county official was happy, but how to judge but worried."

"Why?" The youngest Lu He asked.

"Because the two brothers gave the same amount of gifts. Who knew that when he ascended to the hall, the second child couldn't wait to speak: "Adult, the little one is a fish man." The county magistrate glared at him, "It's true that you are a fool, but your eldest brother is a fool!" This boss is not a smart one, and when he heard this, he nodded hurriedly, "Yes, yes, yes, I am a fool, I am the big fool." When the county magistrate heard this, he slapped Tang Mu, "A fool, a fool, what kind of lawsuit is there to fight, come and blast out this pair of fools and fools." ’”

Not to mention, Zhou Wan has a lively temperament, so her jokes are full of eyebrows and dancing, which really makes everyone laugh, especially a few small ones, I heard that the final result is that the two brothers humiliated themselves, and they laughed even more, scolding the brothers for being stupid.

"Okay, I've passed the test, and then it's up to the eldest cousin, the eldest cousin, and the eldest brother." After Zhou Wan finished speaking, she looked at Lu Ming with admiration.

In the next round, Lu You was brushed down, Yan Yan didn't know if he was really out of stock in his stomach or because of Zhou Wan's words, Lu You couldn't tell jokes, he chose to drink.

Lu You's loss aroused Yan Yan's pride, and she finally used Gong Zizhen's sentence in the Qing Dynasty "Falling red is not a ruthless thing, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers." Winning Lu Ming, Lu Ming chose to drink.

Who knew that just as Yan Yan was about to start this round of the word "good", Lu Ming reacted, "Dare to ask sister-in-law, Luohong is not a ruthless thing, where does the poem "turning into spring mud and protecting flowers" come from?" ”

This time Yan Yan was stopped, to be honest, she didn't remember who this poem was at all, and even if she knew, she couldn't say it.

"Brother Shizi said this, it seems that the sister-in-law Fangcai's sentence 'Falling flowers are independent, and micro swifts fly' I haven't heard of it, I don't know where it comes from?" Zhou Wan also asked.

Yan Yan remembered that this poem was from the Song Dynasty Yan Jidao's "Linjiang Immortal", but the problem was that there was no Song Dynasty here, and when he was thinking hard about how to pass the test, he saw Lu Ming say: "These two poems are from the late Tang Dynasty Weng Hong's "Spring Remnant". ”

"It's still the son of the prince who has read a lot of books." Zhou Wan looked at Lu Ming, and there were stars in her eyes.

Lu Ming was praised by Zhou Wan, waved his hand hurriedly, and replied with a smile: "Don't, my sister-in-law has read a lot of books, I lost, and I am convinced." But my sister is also very good, she reads a lot of books at a young age, and the joke you tell is also quite funny. ”

What's the situation?

This Lu Ming knew that Zhou Wan had different thoughts about him, so instead of refusing, he stepped forward to tease her?

This guy is too scummy, isn't he?

But then again, this Zhou Wan is also a brainless, although Lu Ming is single now, the Zhou family's family background is definitely out of reach, and she can only bring humiliation on herself by doing this.

Seeing that the other party was just a little girl who had just started to fall in love with the world, Yan Yan planned to help her, "Okay, let's continue, this time we will change a rule, if you really can't remember other people's poems, you can use your own poems, but there is one point, the battle needs to be neat, and the time is within ten." ”

"Sister-in-law means that the two lines of the poem were written by the sister-in-law herself?" Lu Ming's gaze at Yan Yan had something else in his eyes.

"Let's start with the sixth sister this time." Yan Yan didn't answer Lu Ming's words.

Because the word "good" in the ancient poems is obviously less than "flower", so this round ended relatively quickly, everyone was poured a lot of wine, this wine, everyone's atmosphere was driven, and the laughter in the room also increased.

At the end of the game, Yan Yan won with the strength of the original owner and herself, only drank one glass of wine, Lu You was poured six cups, Lu Ming was poured three cups, Zhou Wan later told two more jokes and also drank two glasses of wine, and the others were all drunk, varying degrees, Lu Ming ordered the maids to come and help people away.

Seeing off the guests, Yan Yan ordered Qinghe to prepare hot water to wash, and when he came out of the clean room, Yan Yan saw Lu You standing crampedly in front of the kang with a pile of clothes, and saw Yan Yan, "I, I... ”

"Go wash up." Yan Yan glanced at Qiuhe Qiuju.

"The eldest prince washes by himself, and he doesn't need to be served by slaves and maids." Qiu He glanced at Lu You, lowered his head and said.

"And what do you usually do?" Yan Yan asked.

She is still quite satisfied with this result, she is really worried that this Lu You prefers women because of her extreme personality, and she will never touch such a man.

"Slave, slave...

"Back to the eldest grandmother, the slaves and maids usually clean up the house, send the clothes changed by the eldest son to the laundry room, and take the eldest son's meals from the stove room every day." Qiu Ju replied.

"In that case, go out." Seeing this, Yan Yan simply drove the two away, and asked Qinghe Qingglaze to prepare hot water for Lu You.

When Lu You came out of the clean room, Yan Yan took Qinghe away, and then, she sat at the round table and motioned for Lu You to sit over, she had something to say.