Chapter 263: No one can stop us from yearning for jars
"Bang!!"
Ham and George, two tabloid reporters, saw the big octopus in their hearts, knocked unconscious by a sword aura that fell into the sky.
Then it was rolled up out of thin air and thrown far away in the direction of the ocean, and they seemed to hear a faint "poof" sound......
All this is normal, the only difference is that the gold-plated bath, the gold-plated toilet, and the gold-plated washbasin are still in place.
High in the sky, the chivalrous armor is in a daze.
Fang Ningzheng dissuaded: "Uncle, don't pick up these rags in the future......"
System: "Why, what you said at the inauguration ceremony last week, if you don't accumulate dust, you can't become a Taishan ......"
Of course Fang Ning wouldn't say that this was too LO, Xia Kejia was now the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, so people could see how he could pretend to be arrogant......
He began to flicker: "There are two tabloid reporters below, you picked up these sanitary ware today, and they sent them out as news, the next time someone wants to repay Xia Kejia, they must think that you have a special hobby for these, and they will give us sanitary ware, not other ......"
System: "I see, it's still the rich and the rich." Next time there's no outsider, I'll pick it up again......"
Fang Ning was speechless, he knew that this guy would say this.
George and Ham rushed out and shot the back of the knight as the camera flew away.
At this time, Ham saw the golden toilets and bathtubs on the ground, and subconsciously stepped forward to touch them, and was greedy at the moment.
"George, they're really gilded, it's strange, it's just a small town in the south, and it's unlikely that this sanitary shop, even if it's nicely decorated, will sell something so expensive. But I don't care about that, I just know that these six things add up, but they cost millions of dollars, what kind of tabloid do we do, take them home and get rich......"
That's right, Fang Ning is not an expert in luxury goods after all, and his vision is far from being compared with Ham, who was born as a journalist, and the latter can find that these things are real, and the value is definitely not expensive, and it is definitely not rags.
George looked at the knight armor who was wandering over the city, squinted at him, and said, "If you want to swim in the sea with that octopus, I won't stop you from taking them away." ”
Ham thought of the rumors from the other party, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and stood up regretfully.
"However, we can dig a pit and help the owner bury it before anyone else picks it up......," George said.
"Hey, you're clever George. That's right, in this case, there is no reason for the knight armor to embarrass us. Ham got excited, picked up a shovel from the side of the road, and began digging a hole under a few lush coconut trees.
George soon joined the queue, under the temptation of money, the two were full of motivation, and in the new era, their personal physique was also infiltrated by vitality, gradually strengthening, and they worked quickly.
It didn't take long for them to dig a huge, very deep pit.
Then they laboriously put down the six pieces of gilded ware.
When they struggled to climb out of the pit again, the next moment, the two of them went black and replanted themselves.
Six pieces of sanitary ware sat neatly under them.
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The second strong octopus monster entered the city, crawled along the path of the previous large octopus, and found a large pit with a golden light, reflecting a very dazzling light in the tropical sun...
It rushed over excitedly.
By this time, George and Ham had come to their senses.
They looked at each other and were about to get up with difficulty, when a large, hideous octopus appeared on top of the pit, staring at them with cold eyes.
"It's over, we're dead!!" Ham exclaimed.
"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have beaten these babies. I could have made a fortune in peace, but from this day on, people will call me stupid George. George covered his face, not daring to look at the hideous-faced octopus.
At this time, the octopus suddenly spoke and said to them, "Click, click, click......"
Ham was frightened and puzzled, "What is it talking about?" ”
George thought for a moment: "I guess it's grinding its teeth, making the final preparations to eat us." ”
Ham collapsed in horror in the gilded bathtub he had just loved, staring blankly at the terrible octopus.
"Two idiots. Mr. Tom is right that most humans are stupid, and that this noble language is only learned to be understood by a very small number of human elites. Our great octopus, who can easily learn and use this language proficiently, are destined to be the future overlords of the planet. ”
An idea of pride and pride entered the minds of two tabloid reporters.
"Oh my God, it can talk to us?" George had a glimmer of hope, hoping to delay until the man who had knocked them unconscious arrived.
Of course he didn't know that the man was watching them from thousands of meters in the air.
He hurriedly pleaded, "Mr. Earth Overlord, please have mercy on you and spare us two stupid humans. ”
"Yes, bring me my golden container, and I will spare you." The octopus seemed to enjoy the compliment of the former Earth Overlord, and it flicked its wrists and feet triumphantly.
The two tabloid reporters were ecstatic and bent down to move the sanitary ware, but the next moment, two strong wrists and feet suddenly wrapped up in the bodies of the two.
"It's over!! This octopus is so cunning, so powerful, and uses deception to make us let our guard down! Are we afraid that if we are too nervous, the meat will deteriorate? ”
With this in mind, they watched as they were indeed firmly wrapped in two brachiopods, and then quickly placed in front of the hideous mouth under the octopus's head!
What puzzled them was that the octopus did not open its mouth to bite them, but "clicked" and began to bite its mouth up and down again.
"Don't be afraid, those are two fools making their own decisions." A thought that made them wonder came to their minds.
Then they find themselves let down by the two brachiopods, and just when they think they are in the dark, the two new fools catch them again and bring them to the octopus again.
If this is the case repeatedly, both of them will be scared to pee, what is this mysterious Mr. Octopus trying to do?
And the big savior they were looking forward to has never appeared.
They thought with great regret that their greed and self-indulgence should have angered the Oriental Lighthouse, and they were watching them inflict their own problems.
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High in the sky. Xia Kejia looked at the following scene expressionlessly, and did not move at all.
System: "Hey, host, this is a new monster, one drag eight, I've never seen such a monster, a big red dot with 8 slightly smaller red dots......"
Fang Ning was speechless: "You guy who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do anything, what is the eight, that is the characteristics of an octopus, its eight brachiopods have a certain ability to act autonomously, just like AI." ”
System: "This kind of monster is good, although it can only be knocked unconscious, but it will not be much less than the experience obtained after being killed." ”
Fang Ning's face was solemn: "You stupid, you only have experience in your eyes." I can see the hidden dangers in the big picture of the future. These octopuses have infinite potential, and when they have evolved their 8 brachiopods into complete thinking abilities, they can crush most ordinary people in terms of learning ability, no wonder they can learn the complex Morse code so easily, and at this time, no matter how many people bewitch and instigate, they may not be able to ...... as easily as today."
System: "I don't understand...... You've thought about the big picture, right? Now let me knock it unconscious. ”
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Ham and George crawled out of the pit they had dug.
The compassionate overlord Mr. Octopus was knocked unconscious by a sword aura that fell from the sky in the next moment, and then was thrown into the ocean like its predecessor......
The disappearance of the two octopus leaders in front and behind will naturally not frighten the huge school of octopuses.
On the contrary, without the restraint of the leader, the group of the two octopus leaders has poured into the city in a crushing manner.
The sound of "click" came and went.
Anderson interprets the commentary in real time.
"The leader is gone, it looks like he was thrown into the sea?"
"Hmph, what are you afraid of, it's just right that the leader is not there, and no one can take care of us anymore! People say, "What do we want?" ”
"We want jars!!"
"We want the best jar!!"
"No one can stop us from yearning for jars!!"
Groups of octopus monsters passed such code messages to each other, and then poured into the city one by one without hesitation.
They soon appeared in every bar, in every square, in every shopping mall......
They happily swept away large vases, thick water pipes, and large fish tanks......
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Two days later, Tom the black cat stared dumbfounded at the hundreds of thousands of octopuses floating on the surface of the sea, groggily drifting with the current......
"I didn't even collect any death power, but instead lost a precious death altar, and used the 'Death Shadow Disguise' three times, which consumed a lot of my death power......"
It mumbled incredulously.
Huang Rui subconsciously hid far away, he knew that this time he was going to be unlucky.
The next moment, he noticed that Master Tom appeared in front of him, and sure enough, he was glaring at him fiercely.
"That's the great idea you gave me!!"
"I'm very sorry, Master Tom," the old man Huang Rui stammered to explain to himself, "It was a mistake by his subordinates, but I didn't expect that this group of octopuses would obviously open their minds and become demons, and their nature is difficult to change." One by one, they didn't chase people to eat, but stole the worthless containers of human beings, and the knight armor naturally wouldn't kill them. ”
Tom the black cat thought for a moment and put away his sharp claws.
It still didn't embarrass its subordinates, the other party's idea was still very good, the only mistake was that it was wrong to anticipate the strong nature of this group of octopuses, and it was able to overpower the desire for power.
Because such useful and loyal subordinates are not easy to find, and the kind of guy like Anderson who sees the wind and steers the rudder is the most common.
"It seems that I'm going to find a bloodthirsty enough ocean race, you can help me refer to it again, this time there is absolutely no room for mistakes!!" The black cat said sternly, it couldn't afford to fail too many times.
Huang Rui immediately remedied: "This time it will definitely not fail, I will definitely plan well." ”
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At this time, a large octopus with twelve brachiopods climbed down from a coconut tree with difficulty, it was thrown out of the way by the leader's legs, and it fainted at that time, and it was all thanks to the subconscious self-rescue action of the twelve brachiopods to catch a coconut tree and not fall into a dangerous place, which can persist until now.
It looked at the bustling human city and turned and crawled out to sea without hesitation.
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