Everyone stared at Hao Xuan with their eyes, but Hao Xuan was quite calm, took a sip of tea, and then continued: "As soon as the old mother-in-law was happy, she let out a fart without paying attention. When the son-in-law was complimented, he got carried away, stretched out his finger and flicked it in the air, and as if he tilted his ear sideways to 'listen' to the sound of the fart, he said categorically: 'Mother-in-law, your fart is also bronze!' ’”

As soon as his voice fell, everyone was stunned at first, and suddenly burst into laughter. The old queen mother was closing the lid of the bowl, and even the tea bowl was suddenly buckled on the kang table, Queen Nala pointed to Xuan Xuan and covered her chest, coughing and her face was flushed, and she couldn't speak, Qianlong was holding a wine glass to her lips, and she blew the wine out with a smile, Chen's, Wang's, Jin Jia's, and Wei Jia's laughed at the bottom, and the palace maids were all staggered and unstable, only to understand Zhuo's very well, and everyone laughed.

When he said this, all the guests were stunned. Or Hao Xuan could hold it, but he didn't laugh, he knelt down to the Queen Mother's side to beat her back, and when she was a little calmer, she said, "The old man blew his beard and glared at him, pointing and scolding: 'What are these words?' ’

The stupid son-in-law then remembered, pointed to the painting in the middle of the hall and said, 'I haven't said it yet, this is an ancient painting of the Tang Dynasty!'

"'Bastard!'

"When the son-in-law saw that his father-in-law had lost his temper, he waved his hand and retreated, saying, 'Forget it, I don't have anything to say to you!' Oh - my mother-in-law and I are confidants with a thousand glasses of wine, and I really don't talk to you for more than half a sentence! ’”

Everyone listened, and there was a burst of laughter, and the Queen Mother ordered Qianlong to "reward him!" While receiving the reward, Hao Xuan thanked him and said: "My son's jokes are too vulgar, they are made up from Feng Menglong's "Ancient and Modern Laughing Mansion", and it is inevitable that they will be frivolous, and Huang Ama will be happy without scolding his son. Qianlong originally suspected that he was eating tea in a restaurant outside, and the fox friends laughed at the story, and when he heard that he was reading, he couldn't help but be relieved, and said with a smile: "Feng Menglong is different from Liu Sanchang, Liu is self-congratulatory, Feng is Huaicai does not meet retreat and writes a book to persuade the world, I have read his "Warning to the World", although there are a lot of street slang, the general purpose is to persuade the good to punish the evil, and the people of the world are harmless, although your jokes are vulgar, Lafayette listens to it happily, and this is into the avenue of filial piety. It is the old Laizi who plays with clothes and colors, and the pleasure of entertaining relatives, and it can't say the word 'frivolous'. Saying this, the whole hall was relieved. The Queen Mother knew that Qianlong had not yet eaten, so she ordered: "Wang will take the emperor into the inner hall, wait for your master to eat, and when we come out, we will guess the lantern riddles." Go Emperor, I'll tell them to tell jokes and wait for you. ”

"Yes." Qianlong smiled and bowed, and followed Wang's from the east corridor into the inner side hall. The inside has long been ready to stop, more than a dozen candles are bright and bright, the small hall is spread with scarlet felt in the middle of the ground, a small square table is placed, four plates of side dishes are placed on the corner, the pickled cucumber with green lacquer, the sugar is mixed with red cabbage pepper shreds, mushroom bean paste, pearl bean sprouts, a white jade plate with flowers in the middle, spelling the pattern of Danfeng Chaoyang, the hoof tendons and clouds, the pheasant cubs Yangzhou nitrate meat with wings, the chrysanthemum core radish carved phoenix, the carrot "sun", exquisitely clear, under the lamp crystal flashing bright color can not be squared. Qianlong ate a simmering meal steamed in the imperial kitchen for several days in a row, and when he saw this arrangement, he smiled with joy, sat on a low table, and said, "Okay!" The four dimensions of green and red are distinct, good colors, such good patterns, how can I do it for you? I can't bear to get down! As he spoke, Wang's had already served a hot dish, but it was roasted tofu with clear sauce, fried celery, ginger shredded eggplant cake, sweet and sour cabbage sum, and a vegan wok, which came out of the vegan wok, and the fresh fragrance came to the nose. Qianlong didn't need to drink, just took a bite of the elephant-eyed small steamed bun and old japonica rice porridge, ate a bite and chewed it in his mouth, and praised again and again: "This is the same as the errand of the courtiers outside, you are so careful, it is good!" The tendons in this bean sprout are all pumped one by one, how much effort does it take? These eggplant cakes are not ordinary! ”

Wang Shi stood aside with his hands and waited, and said with a smile: "The master is fragrant, which is the loyalty of the slave and maid - I heard the twenty-four Fujin say that the method of making eggplant in "The Stone Record", so nine steaming and nine drying are bad and pickled, and there is no soul when you get it out. I still have a jar there, and my master will make it for you whenever he wants to use it. Qianlong ate and said with a smile: "Even the dishes in "Dream of Red Mansions" have been moved out? Wang said: "I heard people say that "Dream of Red Mansions" is not a good book, and Twenty-four Fujin is talking about "The Story of Stones". ”

""The Story of Stones" is the first 80 episodes of "Dream of Red Mansions"." Qianlong said with a smile, "There are also those called "Love Monk Record" and "Fengyue Baojian". For example, if you are Wang's family, some people call you Master Chun and Master Wang, all of them are one person. Wang said with a smile: "I just understood what the master said, the eggplant recipe turned out to be made by Qian Eighty Times!" This chef is really capable! Qianlong heard her hear the "first eighty times" as a person's name, smiled and said: "This is really your 'understanding', but I am embarrassed to be confused." After taking a sip of porridge, he asked, "I haven't been in it for the past few days, have you heard anything to say?" What do you think of deposing Wang Bashame and becoming a eunuch? ”

Wang Shi thought about it with a biased face, and said: "The queen mother and the mother both said that the master was busy and didn't hear anything else. Wang Bashi's bones are a few thieves, who are the dogs fighting on weekdays, except for Lafayette and Niangniang, who is in his eyes? It's my part, asking him to go out and buy a little powder and rouge, make a head jewelry, look at his face, stuff him with himself, and ignore it. He's gone, and I only have to chant Amitabha! Qianlong smiled and asked: "If you haven't turned over your brand, there shouldn't be any complaints, right?" Wang blushed and said in a low voice: "The master also looks at me unbearable, and when I reach this age, I have already stopped the gongs and drums." Except for the newcomers and the noble masters, there are not all forty or fifty people. When I was young, I looked forward to turning over the brand, hoping for Zixi, and inevitably there were people who poured vinegar jars, but now they are all old, and they are all alive. ”

"They're all old, they're all alive." Qianlong chewed on these words without words: Bu Yi exposed the ugly things of the Nala clan, but in fact, it has long been a thing of the past. Now that you have to investigate it exhaustively, not only is it difficult to verify it for a long time, but even if it is obvious, how can you toss in the palace like a thief outside? If you don't figure it out, it's just that you're unwilling to figure it out, and maybe a bigger problem comes out, and you can't be at the mercy of it. Since you are "old" and "born in peace", why chase after it? Alas...... Qianlong thought of this and was discouraged for a while, and couldn't help sighing, and said: "If you don't get old, you won't be able to live, and when you're old, you'll be born in peace, this word has a Zen flavor...... It's good to be alive ......."

Wang Shi looked at Qianlong in amazement, she had never seen Qianlong with such a demeanor, like sentimentality and moaning, like nagging and chanting. What is the "Zen flavor" of such a common sentence? Why did the hour become melancholy? Stunned, she smiled, "I mean we're old." Long live you, you're not old! We women age fast! ”

"Really?" Qianlong smiled silently, glanced at Wang, and said, "You are sixteen years younger than me, you are old, I am not old?" What's the taboo about being old? The white-haired son of heaven and the white-haired palace concubines are happy, which is also a happy event for the ages! He had eaten his fill, slowly put down the bowl, stood up, and said, "Let's go to the front hall." ”

Wang Shi promised a "yes", and ordered the girls to clean up the dishes, "These jade bowls have been registered, where to take them and put them, and cancel the booklet number...... "With Qianlong still returned to the grid hall, I heard Zhuo Shi telling jokes to the queen mother through the door: "...... Avanti was passing by here at that time, and heard the beggar and Bayi arguing, and many people gathered around to see the excitement, so he squeezed in and said to Bayi: "Master Bayi, he passed by you and smelled the fragrance of your roast mutton, and you asked him for money, because the fragrance is part of the mutton, right?" Master Bayi said, 'Yes! ’

"'I'm willing to pay him back.'" Avanti said, 'He doesn't have any money for you. ’

"Bayi said, 'Yes!'

Avanti took the pouch out of the purse and shook it, and the clink of coins came from the pouch. Avan asked, 'What is this?' ’

"'Money!'

"'That's right.' Avanti said, 'The smell is part of the mutton, and the sound of the money is also part of the money, and when you hear the voice of the money, you have paid your account, my lord Bayi!' ”

People were stunned at first, and when they came back to their tastes, they were immediately full of laughter, some of them were greedy for money and black-hearted, and some of them were clever and wise, the queen mother didn't understand at first, and the queen explained in detail, the old man laughed so much that he sprinkled a kang with cards in his hand, and said: "It's really interesting!" Caixia - I took the jade handle that the emperor honored me and took the reward from the Zhuo family! Seeing Qianlong coming in, he moved down to the kang and said: "The lantern riddles under the corridor have been set up." This is all made by our own family, and the emperor is asked to guess first, and if he guesses right, I will be rewarded, and if he guesses that the law of the world is equal, he will also be punished. Qianlong knew that he was here, and everyone was unhappy after all, and said with a smile: "Cheng, I will also receive the reward and accept the punishment, in short, it is good to amuse Lafayette!" "Anyway, the queen mother out of the lattice hall, only to see a lot of lights in the courtyard outside the glass window, in the center of the patio is two huge and friendless two dragons playing with pearl lamps, reflecting the corridor under the room is also a piece of bright, all the lights with poetry riddles are hanging under the corridor, looking at the glass around the turn, the marquee, the dragon palace hanger, the watermelon lamp, the palace lamp, although there are not many, the stars are also quite affectionate. The heating of the dragon under the corridor was dense, and he could see the lamp outside without being cold, Qianlong couldn't help but nod and said, "Qin Meimei can still do errands, I know things." Don't guess, Queen, you help Galeries Lafayette, I'll come-"

The emperor did not enter the inner palace for several days, and he was in charge of the palms as always, but he was actually worried about the ghost fetus, and he was worried about the ghost fetus in his heart, and he suddenly felt relieved, and he hurriedly came over to pick up the queen mother on behalf of Qianlong, and said with a smile: "This is all made up by a few elder brothers, and there are names on the head, and some mysteries do not understand the queen mother, and I am also confused." The mystery is not good, the emperor only advises. Qianlong smiled and nodded: "That's nature-" Look at the riddle on the first lamp at the door, writing:

When drawing, it is round, when it is written, when it is cold, when it is hot, when it is hot, when it is hot

- Typing

When Qianlong saw it, it was made by Qi Qi, so he said: "Is this the word 'day'?" Qi Qi hurriedly smiled: "Yes." Qianlong then looked at the next one:

Use it to do, give it up and hide it, but I and you.

If you don't hold on to the danger, and if you don't support it, you will use it.

Qianlong said: "This is Xuanxuan's - just a cane, very good." It's just a little nostalgic and doesn't meet the taste, and the ambition is okay. The Queen Mother hurriedly said, "This is what I want." Qianlong smiled and nodded, "Yes." "Look at it again, but it's a terrible one:

Looking ahead, ignoring behind, happy and then laughing, people never get tired of laughing.

Qianlong couldn't help but look back at the skinny man, and sighed secretly in his heart, his words were true, and his body was so swaying...... "It's a swing. He replied in a weak voice, "Yes." Looking at the Yan Yan again, with the words "Everbright Lantern" written on it, and a sentence in four books, Qianlong pondered for a while, and said: "But-if it doesn't stop, it will last a long time?" He smiled and said, "Yes." The next one is also a son's. When Qianlong looked at it, he wrote:

Yun who thinks, Western beauty - play a word brand name

He was muttering in his heart, worried that he had touched some holy taboo, but Qianlong was greatly appreciative of it, applauded and smiled: "Ya is very good, this is made by Xuan Xuan with a knife - is it "Remembering Qin'e"? Xuan Xuan and Huang Xuan couldn't help but glance at each other, and Ying Xuan smiled and said, "How did Huang Ama know?" Qianlong smiled and said nothing, and then looked at Hao Xuan, he was the only one" [1]

Word, typing a sentence of "Book of Changes", Qianlong saw that there were many ominous words in the lantern riddle tonight, and sighed secretly in his heart, standing in a daze, his face seemed sad and happy. The Queen Mother thought he couldn't guess, so she smiled and said, "The world and the law I said are equal." But the emperor will be punished for drinking! Xuan'er, pour it for your emperor Amma! Xuan Xuan hurriedly poured a cup and said with a smile: "This mystery is not good, the son admits punishment on behalf of his father!" Seeing Qianlong nodding, he raised his neck and drank it. Then there is the one that reads:

Boundless falling wood Xiao Xiao Xiao - type

Qianlong heard Ji Yun say this riddle, the riddle is also the word "day", according to the historical order of the Southern Dynasties, Song Qi Liang Chen, Qi Liang and the emperors of the two dynasties are surnamed Xiao, "Xiao Xiaoxia" is "Chen", remove "side" and "wood" is. This Tang poem also looked like a desert and a cold country at this time, and most of them were about to be exhausted, Qianlong had no smile on his face, and only said: "It's too chiseled, it's not that you can't guess it." You are still young, you should have some momentum to work hard and be upward, such a playful poetry is not beneficial to your learning career, understand? As he spoke, he looked around at the elder brothers. Brothers, then suddenly: there is a sun at the beginning, and there is another "sun setting" here, and unintentionally doing a good thing makes a "decadent" appearance. You look at me, I look at you, and I am silent for a moment. Yi Xuan was about to ask for guilt, but Yin Xuan bowed down and said with a smile: "This mystery is also drawn up by his son, first, the emperor is now purging the rule of officials, sweeping away the wind of corruption and bribery, there must be some slaughter, there is an autumn wind over the image of falling leaves, and second, to take the rest of the meaning, the next sentence is 'not the Yangtze River is rolling'." In addition to the old cloth new, more open and invigorating. It is a great auspicious thing to climb the floor in a peaceful and prosperous world! ”

The atmosphere that had become a little tense suddenly relaxed. Qianlong listened to Hao Xuan's clever tongue to justify, and he thought it was a bit far-fetched, but after listening to the taste, he felt that it was not unreasonable, because he changed his face, and said with a smile: "I want to be left." Just these two lines of poetry, there is indeed the meaning of the old and the new, falling trees and Xiaoxiao, is it not dead branches and leaves? The Queen Mother originally set up this small lantern riddle meeting for Qianlong, and she didn't understand the words in it too elegant, and she was relieved to see that he was happy, and said with a smile: "It's still a good idea for Xuan Xuan'er to understand it thoroughly!" Xuan'er, pour a cup for me, punish the emperor for drinking! Xuan Xuan hurriedly smiled and agreed, Qianlong took the wine and drank it all, handed over the cup and said with a smile: "This wine is delicious!" Then he turned his face and instructed Wang Lian: "Send someone to the Heart Cultivation Hall to carry the box that He Shen came into." The contents are divided into parts, and this is going to be rewarding! He turned around and smiled at his mother: "My son is a little dizzy these days, and on a good day today, I must accompany my mother to have more fun and please my mother." Wouldn't it be nice for us to be a big family, and be lively? Although these poems and riddles are good, they are too literate and not suitable for your old spleen. ”

"That's good." The Queen Mother smiled, "I celebrate the festival but the festival, every day is the New Year, the picture is for you to relax." You, the queen and these people all came to listen to the right son, but there was one who couldn't say anything, only punished for drinking, and was not allowed to be reprimanded, and you trained them to avoid cats and mice, and I couldn't be happy if I wanted to. Qianlong hurriedly smiled and thanked: "The son always obeys his mother's will." However, the mother also has to appreciate her son's face, and also come to the right words - the mother can rest assured, this time it is not the right poem or the wrong words, it is the things of the Beijing teacher, and they are all ordinary words. For example, 'Xiangshan Temple' against a 'stinky pond' - it's not difficult! The Queen Mother clasped her hands together and smiled: "That's it, Cheng!" I and a few old ladies and old princes Fujin also often have fun with these couples! - I also have a reward! Qin Meimei, put my loot out! ”

So everyone followed the Empress Dowager Qianlong back into the inner hall, the Empress Dowager sat in the center, on the left were the five elder brothers, and on the right were the queen, Wei Jia, Jin Jia, and Zhuo, Chen, Wang, Gao, Lu, Bai, Qianlong and then took the Xuan, a group of people surrounded a big circle. The eunuchs were busy setting up chairs and putting tea fruits, and they all found it novel and interesting to see such a way of sitting. For a while, the rewards of the Empress Dowager and the Emperor were also put out. The queen mother's is gold melon seeds, silver bills, hairpins, small ruyi, etc., and Qianlong's is the four treasures of the study, the theme fan, Yun Zier (Go), the Han jade pendant, the dragon bag, the sword hook, the wrench...... All of them are chattered on the file at the entrance of the palace, or the ink fragrance or the treasure is brilliant, and it adds color to the lively and bustling atmosphere of the hall. Qianlong sat opposite and said with a smile: "Qi Qi is sitting next to Lafayette, don't be greeted by a eunuch, it's you waiting, Lafayette can't remember, you and the queen remember to remind you!" Qi Qi hurriedly agreed, and the queen also smiled and said, "Understood." The Queen Mother smiled and said, "Not necessarily I can't compare to them, you listen, I'll start-" said casually:

Wangguan

The queen was busy facing the "Wei Gong Ancestral Hall". And he said, "I make 'pearl wine.'" Wei Jiashi was right, "Amber sugar!" -- Single archway -- "Jin Jia's pair on" Twin Towers Temple. "Chess Cake" came out again, and Zhuo's was still in a daze, Chen was busy muttering in her ear, and Zhuo's half-baked Beijing dialect said: "Domino cake - chessboard street!" Chen was amused by her and said busily: "-Hatgan Temple!" I'm out of the 'Jinshan Temple'-" Wang's then to "Yuhe Bridge - Wenguan Guo!" Gao said with a smile, "Wenguan Guo is a child tea - fighting the autumn wind!" Lu smiled, tilted his head and thought: "Fight the autumn wind, fight the autumn wind - is it good for the last Tai Sui?" The crowd burst into laughter. Lu's came out with the right "Liukelang" again, but Bai's was shy, "um" for a long time, and said "Siyi Pavilion - I came out with 'White Boots Captain' - please long live the Lord!" ”

"I'm right to ......" Qianlong only cared about watching them have fun with each other, forgetting that it was his turn, he was stunned for a moment, but he couldn't come out for a while, and he saw that the Queen Mother pointed out that Qianlong wanted to be punished, and hurriedly whispered something to Qianlong, Qianlong thought about it and it was really good, slapped the table and smiled: "Yes-red-robed general!" ”

This pair, everyone laughed, and the Queen Mother said: "This is the door god in Baiyun Temple, it is the 'Red Helmet General', you cheated on Amma, and you made a mistake, I don't spare the two masters, punish the wine!" He took the wine handed by the eunuch and wanted to drink even Qianlong's, Qianlong smiled and said: "This can't be a punishment wine, it should be a congratulatory wine." There is a red-helmeted general in Baiyunguan, and our court has Zhaohui Hailancha, known as the 'red-robed double general', and his home is also in Beijing, so it's good! The two of them are now in the snow and ice to the west. Let me say, except for the Queen Mother, we all raise a glass to give them blessings, and wish them a successful start! The Queen Mother hurriedly said: "How can this be so contemptuous?" I raise a glass too! ”

So men, women, and children laughed and drank together. Qianlong then came out: "This is a distant blessing for them, and I will give 'sincerity and high fragrance'!" He smiled and said: "Huang Ama is really close to the truth, his son is careful and strong, and I am out - thin and crispy." "The succulent wonton - Tianli soap" is on it. But he froze for a while, scratched his ears and cheeks and thought for a long time, clapped his hands and said, "This is really what the twelve brothers want—authentic medicinal materials!" I'm out of the Tsubaki tree dumplings-" Xuan Xuan was also stunned, raised his eyebrows and thought, and said, "There is!" Peach blossom siu mai! I'm out - patrol camps inside and outside the capital! ”

"Everyone is three or two words, you are such a big list!" Qi Qi smiled and complained, "I'm right-the North and South Hall of the Ministry of Rites." I also have a difficult one for Lafayette: the eunuch who signed the book with the pen and the ceremony-"Everyone thought that this was the reason of the former Ming Dynasty, and the Queen Mother must be hesitant, but as soon as his voice fell, the Queen Mother smiled and said: "To a 'man with a knife and a loose horseman!'" ’”

At this point, sixteen people circled around a circle, everyone laughed, and the queen mother ordered, "Take my goods, the brothers are the two members of the Xuan Xuan, and everyone below the Wei family has a face, and the Zhuo family has entered the palace, there is no family background, and the poor mother's family is far away, whether it is the emperor's or mine, everything has her share - Qin Meimei is faster." Qianlong smiled and said: "Wang Lian, reward everyone according to Lafayette's instructions, and add a golden silk Ruyi to the hair!" So everyone rose up one after another, and the concubines went to the side of the file in turn to receive the reward, and then went to the queen mother to salute happily, and then to Qianlong to thank him. The Queen Mother smiled: "It's best to just be happy and not have fun, and then you can barely perfunctory if you continue to do it, and it will be boring when you have no words." Qianlong smiled and said: "If it is about craftsmanship, it must be regarded as Ji Yun." According to his son, not only the current dynasty, but also the talented sons of the past generations have not been able to match him. Last time, I went to the Siku compilation room, and it was difficult for Lu Shannan and a few of them to go out on the street to make their names famous. Say 'miraculous bird whisker pills', he is to 'ancestral dog skin ointment', 'chasing the wind willow wood tooth cane' to 'clear dew osmanthus head oil', 'Bogu Zhai framed Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming celebrity calligraphy and paintings', he is to 'Tong Ren Tang sells Yunnan, Guichuan and Guang authentic medicinal materials'. Later, Lu Shannan asked him, 'Fang just went to the court and passed by the Sanyan Well...... and before he finished speaking, he said to the last 'Lu Ershan with a smile when we meet' - it turned out that Ji Yun peeked at the pair and saw me coming in, and Lu Shannan's number was called 'Lu Ershan'! Such agility is really rare in ancient and modern times. He looked at his sons, who were listening attentively, and suddenly lost the interest in speaking anymore, got up and paced a few steps to sit down in front of his mother, and said to his brothers: "You were born in a heavenly family, and you are born with wealth, and you don't need to be like the children outside, bind your hair and study the Haoshou Poor Sutra hard, and then earn a sesame official and then slowly climb up, this is your blessing." According to me, the royal children of the previous dynasties were not as good as my Qing Dynasty, and the reason for this is that they have been blessed with this blessing, and they have been arrogant and lascivious from generation to generation! ”

The main hall was silent, and only listened to Qianlong's words: "What kind of wind is in the palace and sect, what kind of rain is outside." Look at the prosperity of Huikun opera now, hasn't it swept the world from Beijing? The princes took the lead, and the flag people followed, and everyone sang! Liu Yong and Shen are taking Cathay Pacific in Shandong, and he is still singing in the sea, with fat fans on his head and face! He pointed to the east: "In the palace over there, there are thousands of cages of birds in each family, how can you complain that those broken children who are not bad carry bird cages to the teahouse - a pair of good pigeons are worth a thousand taels of silver, and a pair of quails is eight hundred taels!" It is not difficult to advocate a bad trend, but it is useless to make a hundred wills if you want to extinguish it, so you must be vigilant about this one. You are still studying hard, you are only studying in the ministry, and it is understandable to entertain yourself with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting in your spare time. But look at the window textbook you sent, the poems copied in it, well-what is 'punching red notes and hating words, and sending Qingqing with slaves', 'but you have to be bound by people again, why not let the moon be hazy for a long time', and what is 'the most forbidden to break the intestines, and the dream is the first time to return in the residual lamplight', what is 'want to eliminate the Zen mind from this disease, and destroy it and be reborn'...... Don't look at each other, there's all! You study hard to cultivate your temperament, Taoism respects Confucius and Meng, where did you get the dream of breaking your intestines, and which fox 'Qingqing' and 'slave' gave you a disease? Speaking of this, Qianlong couldn't help but smile. In his heart, he actually appreciates these ecstasy words, and he remembers them well, and he will teach his son to move out. The Queen Mother saw that he was making ridiculous words, and said with a smile on the side: "It's okay for the grandchildren to say it!" Filial piety inside, the errand people outside didn't say whether they came or not - how can they compare with you? The temper of the first emperor, the slightest mistake, the nose is not the nose and the eyes are not the eyes, and you can't get off the stage in front of outsiders at that time! To hear these poems is the opposite! "That's what Mother said!" Qianlong got up with a smile when he heard this, personally served tea to the Queen Mother, and said, "It's rare for a son to see their brothers in one place, this is still a common saying in the family, not to reprimand them, wealth and nobility come from it, the worldly extravagance and lewd bastard atmosphere, arrogant and tender, where is the wind and rain?" Yin Jishan, you know, that's a lot of practice, what a smart person! Back then, there was a lifter who went to see him, and the lifter failed the nine examinations, so he looked down on others a little, saying, 'Xiucai should study behind closed doors', what is the stab? "He also said to Li Wei: 'What hope is there for such an old filial piety?' What was the result - he sneered at the top of the game! It is Chen Boyu, the Zhengqing of Guanglu Temple, the chief master of your Yuqing Palace in front of him...... Yin Yuanchang was alive, and as long as he talked about it, his face was flushed with shame. He turned to his buddies again: "Yin Yuanchang and the two governors of Jiangnan re-entered the military plane, and the achievements and honors of labor are hanging on the bamboo silk, except for a good father and mother, what do you compare with him?" He's made mistakes, and he's got you? Isn't it? Well? Now the sons could no longer sit still, and they all got up and bowed down and replied:

"Yes!"

"If you don't hear the training of the court, how can you make jade?" Qianlong smiled and said to the Queen Mother, "My son really sees Ren Chen, and he lacks helpers!" Take advantage of the Lantern Festival of Lafayette, beat them, and do not forget the worries in the fun, and achieve the prosperity of the virtuous king. That's a bit of a disappointment. ”

"Don't spoil the fun!" The Queen Mother said, "You have to be a brother to fight a tiger, and you have to be a father and son soldier to go into battle!" Fu Heng Yin Jishan passed away, and the fifth child (Hongday) was sick like that again. Ji Yun is a good learner, Yu Min is virtuous, and I don't think it's the material to be in charge. If there are many more things going on today than in the early years of Qianlong, you will be busy alone. One is distressed, and the other is anxious for you. Joy also has a meaning of defilement. I'm still thinking that the fifteenth elder brother is in Shandong, and I heard that there was some chaos there, and I don't know if there is any obstacle? As he spoke, he sighed.

This is to ask about the whereabouts of Yan Yan, Qianlong felt that he couldn't reply, at this moment he felt that he was in a bad mood for days, and he was just disgusted and troubled about the affairs of the harem, and the real worry was in Shandong, he was afraid that Yan Yan would be unexpected, and he was worried that something would happen in other places to shake the court, and the reputation of "algae decoration was peaceful and prosperous" would be greatly discounted...... He smiled and nodded, and comforted softly: "It's okay, this is all caused by Cathay Pacific on weekdays." According to the situation in the provinces, there is generally no incident. A money board in Jiangnan can buy three dumplings, and the poor can still get by. There were a few jumping bandits, Liu Yong dealt with them, my mother can rest assured, there is relief in poor places, and we have money and food...... As for the fifteenth elder brother, he is even more worried about his heart. He glanced at Wei Jiashi, who was staring at him, and said with a smile: "There is Liu Yong outside and Huang Tianba and Huang Tianba's apprentices to protect him, and the day before yesterday he also received his post pass on the secret music, if he doesn't contact the government, how can the letter be sent?" Brothers sink down, experience and experience, some knowledge can't be learned in the palace for the first life! It's just a little thrilling, but it's not necessarily a bad thing. When I was young, I went down to Jiangnan and almost killed people on the road - Jin Jia's she knew. The first emperor also suffered from floods when he was young, and lived in a black shop......" He seemed to think that this was more inappropriate, and said: "Don't say that ordinary people go out thousands of miles to seek food for promotion, just protect the nanny and master of the brothers, which one is not a disaster?" What's the point of suffering? How much hardship did the thirteenth uncle endure in the world, poisoned him to kill him, whipped him in a prison cell, and was imprisoned for ten years. As a result, a generation of virtuous kings has been achieved! He was originally facing the Queen Mother, but at this time he turned to his sons and asked, "Is it not?" ”

"Yes!" The sons bowed again and replied.

Qianlong saw that it had become a pattern of admonition again, turned around and bowed to his mother, and said with a smile: "My son is not going, after all, this is not a lively scene, now the whole world celebrates the Lantern Festival with Bohai, it is the time of harmony and happiness, and now it is time to let go of the grandchildren to accompany the mother to be happy - in addition to the Emperor, you all have to enjoy filial piety in Cining Palace tonight - I also went to the Heart Cultivation Palace, there are a few important things that have not yet been approved!" ”

"That's it." The Queen Mother couldn't help but smile when she saw that everyone in the palace concubine and brother were smiling, "This is also the rule of law." is like Jia Gui in "Famen Temple", 'used to standing', how can he joke presumptuously in front of you? You go, just don't sit for a long time at night - Ming'er has fixed the hour, and we girls will go to Zhengyangmen! ”

On the afternoon of the second day, Shen Shi was the auspicious time for the Qin Tianjian to drive out of the city. From noon, Tiananmen, Di'anmen, Noon, and the main gate, which had been banned for many years, were unloaded with the thick latches of the beams and opened in an uproar with the sound of three cannons. Thousands of Yulin troops of the Shanyu Capture Camp and the Xishan Jianrui Battalion have already assembled in front of the Wufeng Tower, listening to these three horns, Li Shiyao waved the order flag in front of the noon gate, and the general of each battalion led the soldiers, stepping forward with the military flag to come out and garrison the guard, along the central axis of the Forbidden City into two lines, the imperial road and the inner city were separated. Thousands of ordinary people in Beijing did not come to watch the Virgin Mary go out of the city, gathered from the inner city from all directions, and were stopped on both sides of the royal road, and the flow of people was already crowded. From Tiananmen Square to Zhengyangmen on the east and west sides, there is a sea of adults. Seeing the royal majesty in such a majestic manner. The sound of discussion, the sound of exclamation, the cry of the crowded, the sound of the command of the official of the Shuntian Mansion...... Converge into a hustle and bustle. Yin Guo Zhiqiang of Shuntianfu was sweating, ran this end and that end, commanded the officials to arrange things and arrange colorful lanterns and fireworks outside the door, and returned to Tiananmen Square, just met Li Shiyao came out, and just said, "There are too many ** in the lantern shed, I want to borrow the cow felt of the Admiral's Yamen to block it-" Before he could say anything, he was interrupted by Li Shiyao.

"What's going on?" Li Shuyao was also sweating, pointing to the southeast corner of Tiananmen Square, "The people from your yamen are whipping people with whips!" Guo Zhiqiang looked back and said with a smile: "There are too many people, and they are all crowded on the imperial road if they don't stop - don't worry, my lord, this is all the whip skills that my ancestors have practiced, and I don't hurt the candle by hitting the lamp - I squeezed over from the east gate." The sedan chair almost crushed - there had to be a passage over there. ”

Li Shiyao wiped a handful of sweat and said, "No, you can't use whips, ink, or fragrant ash water to splash it up!" The people scattered and counted. On this kind of good day, the whip sweeps whoever makes the family unhappy, and it is not good to scare the old man, the old lady, and the child - tell your people to spread the word immediately! Guo Zhiqiang turned around and ordered the followers: "Hurry up and do what the adults order!" Li Shiyao then asked, "What did you just say?" Guo Zhiqiang said: "The official lamp shed outside the door is **, the oil paper outside is hairy, in case the sparks are splashed and burned through, it will blow up and collapse the city wall. Li Shiyao looked up at it, and sure enough, it was already overcast at some point, and the clouds and haze filled the sky, moving slowly southward with the slight wind. Thinking about it in my heart, it doesn't matter if it snows a little, first, there are fewer people, and secondly, there are fewer fires, but this is a disappointing remark, and I can't say it to a subordinate like Guo Zhiqiang, because he said with a smile: "I don't have cow felt, only wool felt, you send someone to pull it with a car - listen, don't pile ** at the root of the city wall, at least ten zhang away from the city, you are the only one who asks if something happens to save trouble!" As he spoke, he saw Wang Lian taking the lead, and sixty-four eunuchs rode out of the Di'an Gate on horsebacks, and hurriedly said: "I rode in to see Gui Zhongtang, and you also rode to Zhengyang Gate, and the hundred officials have already gathered, tell them to line up according to their grades, and drive away the idlers around them - the big driver has already moved!" Guo Zhiqiang glanced inside with his hands on the pergola, and saw that the imperial road with a straight noon gate was covered in the sky, and Huang Cancan's car had been started like a golden mountain, and the sound of drums was faintly heard, and he hurriedly agreed to lead the horse to pick up stirrups and ride away.

At this moment, thousands of people already knew that the car driver had already set out at the noon gate, and there was a frenzied cheer and clamor of noise. It was bustling, and suddenly Ya quieted down, and it turned out that there was a pilgrimage in the doorway on the east and west sides of Tiananmen Square, and then a pair, and another pair...... There are nine pairs of elephants, curled noses and drooping ears with thick legs and walking very neatly, all of them are gold velvet backs, bright yellow tassels are sleeved, the size is one zhang high, wearing yellow and red shoulders of elephant slaves are wearing flat hats, holding yellow velvet whips to sit on the back of the elephant in the house to listen to the whistle Ruyi command - since the Jinchuan War in the last year of Yongzheng, and then the civil strife in Burma. The elephant stopped paying tribute, and there were only three elephants left in the inner hall, which could only be watched in the inner palace, and it was not enough to be equipped with a guard of honor. This is already a very rare thing, so many people came out at this time, and the old people who came over from the Kangxi Dynasty had never opened their eyes so much. Wang Lian took the eunuchs out of Tiananmen Square, and they went to Zhengyangmen to arrange the city to watch the ceremony, and he stayed and stood in front of the Yudai Bridge in the middle of the Jinshui River.

"Kneel!"

Eighteen elephant slaves listened to the order and pressed their hands between the elephants' necks - these are all practiced by the lower heads I don't know how many times, and the animals covered in silk bent their front hooves, and lay on the ground with their hind legs. There was immediately a chord of wonder all around. When watching the elephant slave move, each person took a piece of truncated sugar cane and fed it to the elephant, and the elephant trunk rolled up a bowl of thick sugar cane and stretched out and ate it freely. There was a young baby elephant who could not be tamed at home, and his nose played with the foot-long cane stick and naughtily held up the pillar, and refused to send it to his mouth, and the elephant slave raised his whip, but this guy was not afraid, and swept the elephant slave with his nose, and he stood up and glared at the whip and was angry, and the elephant had filled his mouth with sugar cane, and chewed it with relish, which made the crowd laugh from afar.

It is lively and dazzling, Dan Majesty Dale Silk Bamboo Drought Thunder is near, the first sixty-four dragon flags are each held by the wrestlers, and then fifty-four umbrellas flutter out of the city, Cuihua Zizhi Ming Huang pure purple and bright colors are mixed, and the leopard tail spear dragon head rod stands high in the middle of the miscellaneous, and people are dazzled to see. The red flag of the letter is guided, and it is the feather treasure like a forest from the door, the seven-foot treasure fan is written on all sides, "teaching filial piety table festival", "Ming punishment Bijiao", "Xingqing benevolence", "praise and merit Huaiyuan" four treasures in front, and then "Zhenwu", "Fuwen", "Nayan", "Jinshan" Subsequently, the four gold festivals, the four Yi Qi, the four yellow Lu, the eight banners, the feather forest, the forward, the five-color golden dragon Shi Lu covered the sky, what Yi Feng, Xiangluan, cranes, peacocks, yellow birds, white pheasants, red birds, Chinese insects, Zhenluan, singing kites and all kinds of auspicious birds, Many spirit animals such as swimming scales, colorful lions, Bai Ze, Luduan, red bears, yellow bears, evil spirits, rhinoceros, heavenly horses, and heavenly deer are painted on the golden and green flags, and they are swaggering and swaggering out of Tiananmen Square. The front has reached the Zhengyang Gate, and the back is still endlessly rushing outward. Until the sixty-four guards of the Qianqing Gate, the golden helmets and silver armor swords rode majestic, the sound of hooves jingled and stepped on the stone aisle, and countless eunuchs behind them embraced Huang Luo Longyu, and the wheels rolled over the stone and the sound gradually went out of the city gate, and people who had seen the world at the age knew that the Son of Heaven had arrived - at this moment, all eyes were dazzling, and people were already stupid and did not know where the north was. When the car drove out and appeared in the south of the Yudai Bridge in Tiananmen Square, people could see clearly that a six-foot-high dragon chariot covered the Nine Dragons canopy, and in the middle of the jade seat sat the white-haired "Holy Mother" Queen Mother with a kind smile. There is a person standing next to him, wearing a crown of medium-haired smoked mink pearl beads, under the shawl of Jiangya seawater, a golden dragon gown with a stone blue silk face mink, and a yellow silk two-color gold-faced black fox gold dragon robe, half of the pearl pearl is slightly exposed under the blue cover, a bundle of gold-inlaid blue tooth Yao line ties are obliquely exposed outside the dragon coat, the melon seed face is slightly smiling, the three locks of long hair hang down in front of the face, although he is over sixty years old, Yuanting Yuezhi is standing in the middle of the walk, the spirit looks no more than fifty, holding the fence with one hand, and standing in the car with a towel in the other, Sometimes beckoning to the outside of the car, sometimes leaning over and laughing with the Queen Mother - people know that this is the "today" of the 40 years of politics in the world - Emperor Qianlong. In an instant, a mountain shouted and a tsunami cheered and jumped:

"Long live Emperor Qianlong, long live it!"

"Queen Mother Lafayette Chitose, Chitose!"

…… Probably never came out of the main gate of the Forbidden City to watch the ceremony, the Queen Mother looked east and west, only to see the vast east and west Chang'an Street crowds of people kneeling on both sides of the imperial road, like a large lodging wheat field kneeling down, listening to the loud cheers in the sky, seemed a little excited, childlike smile, eyes flashed with surprise, hand on the fence sighed: "The eunuchs said all day long, 'went to the inner city', the inner city turned out to be so big, so spacious? My wife has opened her eyes today! Because the cheers of the crowd were so loud that Qianlong couldn't hear what his mother said, he leaned closer and listened to the queen mother: "...... So happy! I am more blessed than the old concubine in front of the Holy Grandfather, and the old sisters in front of the first emperor. Since Kangxi hit Kangxi for 60 years, he went to Wufeng Tower with the first emperor, and that scene is not as good as this...... Emperor, this is the dignity you earn for your mother! ”

"Yes!" Qianlong smiled and said, "This is the result of your old fortune and good deeds...... after saying that, he straightened up and beckoned.

The Queen Mother nodded with a smile, looked around, and said something again. Qianlong leaned over to listen again, but the Queen Mother said: "These people are so loyal to the monarch and feel the emperor's grace, what should be rewarded." It's just that there are too many people, and I'm afraid that ......" won't interfere. Qianlong said with a smile, "My son asked Ah Gui to do it." So saying, he turned around and got out of the small ladder on the side of the car. Ah Gui rode a horse and followed closely behind the chariot, Qianlong beckoned, grabbed the horse's belly with his legs and caught up a few steps, and listened to Qianlong say: "The Queen Mother Yizhi, if you want to reward these people, you can do it." Is there any preparation for the new Qianlong money? ”

"The slave obeys the order, obeys the queen mother's will!" Ah Gui waved his hands with a smile and said, "The original preparation for the Zhengyangmen Lantern Festival was rewarded with 100,000 small strings (100 wen per string) to make money. Everyone here is on their knees, and it's easy to do—or you'll have to squeeze the bad guys—but then there will be no money when the lanterns are gone, so why don't you ask the Ministry of Rites to bring some more money? ”

Qianlong said with a smile: "You look at it, in short, you must be happy to do it, don't squeeze people to death." As he spoke, he turned around and climbed the steps again. Ah Gui hurriedly beckoned Li Shiyao and Guo Zhiqiang to come up and talk about the Empress Dowager's decree.

The two of them were stunned when they heard this: people on both sides of the street crowded people and stacked people, and the reward was not allowed to squeeze people to death, how to get it? Li Shiyao was extremely clear-minded, and said anxiously for a moment: "Gui Zhongtang, please drive a little slower, Lao Guo will lead the people of Shuntianfu to close the road at both ends, and I will pass on the decree of the Shuntianfu to ask the officials of Shuntianfu to receive the reward." The crowd can't be chaotic, and a chaotic crowd must be dead! Ah Gui smiled: "You are a character, and the emperor has a purpose to act cheaply." That's it—don't mess with the rules—the people here divide the money until midnight, and there are so many fewer people in the outer city, and the guards are a little looser......" said and beat his horse to find Wang Lian. Wang Lian ordered one hundred and eight eunuchs to "hold down some steps and walk slowly behind me!" The man slowed down suddenly. Li Shiyao saw that Guo Zhiqiang had gone to the group of officials to arrange, beat his horse and jumped to the front of the imperial chariot, calmly rode in front of everyone's eyes, and first bowed three times and bowed to the imperial chariot before turning to face the south. A lively crowd like gruel gradually quieted down, listening to Li Shiyao's loud Buda:

"In accordance with the emperor's holy decree, in accordance with the decree of the Queen Mother Lafayette. Today's greeting people in front of the emperor are all loyal and good people of the Qing Dynasty. Men and women, young and old, are rewarded. Shun Tianfu will be rewarded in turn - Qin this! ”

The originally dignified air seemed to be compressed by something intangible, and then expanded violently. I don't know who took the lead and shouted hoarsely: "Long live the emperor!" The Queen Mother is a thousand years old, a thousand years old! Then there was silence again, and then the landslide cracked and the price shouted: "Long live, long live!" Chitose Chitose! "People seemed to be enchanted all at once, all of them were dizzy, drunk, crazy, kneeling there, some beating their chests and kicking their legs, some of them were so excited that they were trembling, shouting and foaming at the mouth, chanting Buddha, calling God, shouting the emperor's grace, all of them were hysterical and red-headed and red-faced.

In the noisy tide of cheers and drums, the imperial chariot slowly moved to the north of Zhengyang Gate, where Ji Yun and Yu Minzhong led hundreds of officials to greet them. In the north, the voices are surging like waves, but the hundred officials are full of peace and prosperity. In the sound of drums, the servants of the Changyin Pavilion chanted under the command of the officials of the Ministry of Rites:

Nine days of auspicious clouds, before His Majesty celebrates the Virgin. Shou Kai wishes Hong Yan, and the longevity is thousands. Baoding cigarettes, double combination, jade beads. Yale Ye Gong Hanging, Enzeyin, Fushou Quan...... Cai Zhan Daodan, Shaoxian music plays eight winds. The palace flowers surround the imperial feast, and the sills are delicately displayed. Xuan admires the piousness, the kindness of the face, and the manfu. The mountain calls for the nine, the first month of the first month, the year of Vance......

…… The ministers bowed and knelt, Qianlong helped his mother to accept the salute with a smile, but he didn't say anything more, only ordered the "feast", and bowed down and asked: "Lafayette, you still take a sedan chair to the city, and this arrow tower is also high." The Queen Mother smiled: "I can go up without a sedan chair." The next office is here, and you take care of me. So saying, he went to the city. Qianlong still carried his mother to the city in the end, and sat in the curtain screen before going down to the city tower to feast with the courtiers.

The city was full of noise, and the sky darkened amid the sound of gongs and drums. Snowflakes drifted silently in the dark and fell down. Zhengyangmen arrow tower because of the windproof, all the window holes are sealed tightly with felt, inside the Zhengying hall is the queen mother and the emperor and queen of the driving banquet resting place, the middle curtain is separated, the west is the concubine and the concubine of the royal co-existence room, the east side is separated from the whole bamboo screen, inside are all sundries, what tea utensils with snacks and fruits, emergency drugs and the like are stacked with ordinary houses to high. The eunuchs and eunuchs are all here to listen to the envoys. Ah Gui was on the platform outside, and Ji Yun and Yu Minzhong set up another booth, which was the temporary military machine room, responsible for all the transfer of the Lantern Market Lantern Festival. There is also a big pot of charcoal fire in it, only the city is high and windy, and the side of the fire is warm, and the heavy fur on the back still feels as thin as paper. Ah Gui went out to inspect and came back, and saw Ji Yun and Yu Minzhong holding a cup of hot tea in their hands, sitting back to back, and couldn't help laughing: "Which one of you got it?" Isn't it right to stick to the door god on the opposite face? He rubbed his hands together and baked the fire.

The two of them turned around with a smile, and Ji Yun said: "Old than the big shelf, don't talk to me, a mortal, it's so cold and tasteless to sit, it's better to roast in a circle and warm up." Yu Minzhong said: "You turned your face first, but said me?" - Is it snowing heavily? ”

"The snow is not big, and the snow flakes are not small." Ah Gui grinned, lifted the kettle simmering on the charcoal basin and poured a cup to warm his hands. said: "I just went out to take a look, and the headlamps are lit, but it seems that the top of the city tower is darker." Sixty-four more lamps were added, all of which were blocked out of the window, and they didn't look at the black holes, which was not good-looking. He smiled again: "It's the same snow, the cold and warm tastes are different, and the joy is different!" The two of them are still crying out for cold, what about the soldiers standing in the wind next to the corner tower? And what about Hailancha and Zhaohui? When I was a child, I heard people laugh and talk about the couplet poems of the emperor, the minister, the rich man, and the begging for food. The emperor said, 'The snow is falling,' and the minister hurriedly followed, 'This is the royal luck,' and the rich man drank warm wine from the stove and said, 'Why not go down for three years?' Then he scolded the rich man, 'Let your mother fart!'" ”

The two laughed when they heard this, and Ji Yun smiled: "The last sentence is missing one word!" Ah Gui said: "Then add one more word - 'let your fucking fart'......" Yu Minzhong was about to speak, and when he saw Wang Lian coming, he said: "The emperor called in, let's stop fart!" With that, the three of them got up and entered together.

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"Testicle" is "Ze no water" in the Book of Changes.