"Oh, you like to draw?"

"yes, what about you?"

"I'm ordinary, I kill pigs." Ling Lingqi held a cigarette and talked to Ah Qin lazily and a little melancholy, which caused a burst of laughter in the video hall.

In the last row of the video hall of the University, Yang Jun inexplicably felt a faint sadness.

Did he really kill pigs?

No, he is a descendant of martyrs, but due to his substandard height and IQ, he was included in the ranks of substitute agents. He was idle by the state for 10 years, selling pork in the market, so depressed that he had to pay for the overnight stay of the women who had lost his footing.

If it weren't for the commander who is the villain who wanted to find a substitute for the dead ghost and pick his file out of the garbage basket, he would have been idle, and there would be no thrilling and ups and downs in the back of this drama.

Xing Ye's interpretation of the domestic Lingling paint, this self-proclaimed agent from Caotou Township, Chuyang Lake, Yang Jun's fellow countryman, has been doing his best to play his role, in his own eyes, he is an excellent agent, outstanding and extremely cool, although in the eyes of others, he is just a joke.

I'm serious about living, but they're a joke.

How many people in life will feel like this? Despite the ridicule and cold eyes, they still believe that they are extraordinary people who will explode one day.

Finally, in the face of the murderous robbers, Ling Lingqi broke out. A flying knife of "luck knives" rolled up a gust of wind and inserted into the bodies of the bandits, stabbing them into hedgehogs. And Ling Lingqi, holding the brim of his hat, bowed his head and hurriedly left.

Fly is the fly of Xiao Li Flying Knife, and the knife is the knife of Xiao Li Flying Knife!

And the pig-killing knife that was ridiculed, the knife never left his body, and the imperfect mix and match with the white suit was made of thousand-year-old cold iron, and the royal kitchen knife of Mo Ye became a sharp weapon to end the golden gunner.

In ancient times, Yun Chang played chess to scrape bones to cure poison, and now I have zero paint to watch the A film to take the warhead! Never go off the beaten path, always get unusual results.

He can also play and sing a favorite song "Li Xianglan" for the beautiful partner affectionately at the dangerous mission scene, and pick a bloody white rose for her in the rain of bullets.

Can this be done by a pig-killing person?!

This is the fifth time Yang Jun has watched this film, but he still feels unfinished. These post-70s and post-80s generations have just caught up with the era of the outbreak of Hong Kong films, and leading figures such as Stephen Chow, Chow Yun-fat, and Jackie Chan have become the mark of the times. A large number of classics have emerged, influencing this generation.

Among these Hong Kong films, Yang Jun's favorite is Xing Ye's "Domestic Lingling Paint". Beneath the absurd plot and absurd appearance, there is a lonely, proud soul and an uninhibited heart.

This kind of tragedy in the form of comedy is a height that no amount of computer stunts can reach nowadays.

Such an absurd plot, when he saw it for the third time, Yang Jun was so moved that he wanted to cry.

Too many boys want to be heroes, and heroes can only be approached and achievable when heroes are buried in the market.

Yang Jun also wants to be a hero, although he can only live on a normal trajectory, working for a goal that is insignificant in the world.

But he firmly believes that he is by no means an ordinary person, just like the domestic Lingling paint.

Sometimes Yang Jun imagined that he was a domestic Lingling paint, wearing a butcher's unique apron and a sighing stubble, leaning gloomily on the side of the pork stall in the crowd, and slowly raising the cup of d in his hand

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seems to be a down-and-out pork seller, but in fact he is a national agent with unique skills and romance to the bone.

Yes, I am the prince of pork, hidden and unsmiling, and on the pig-killing knife on the board behind me is engraved the inscription of the leader of the country - "national hero".

I would say to the girl with a confident smile, "There are many beautiful women at the university, and you are not bad." ”

Or pick up a hair dryer and proudly introduce it to the beauty, this is just a disguise for it, it is actually a razor. This way, when I attend a banquet, I can shave without noticing.

Then he added, "You're convinced this time." ”

However, Yang Jun could only continue his life and did not become a hero.

In the days of work-study in the video hall, in addition to letting a classmate go in and watch the video without buying a ticket, he himself watched almost all the movies. And these constitute a part of his life, affect his thoughts and emotions, and become the spiritual and cultural life of a generation.

In the future, Yang Jun found that many people, like the characters in the movie, are also suffering from the separation between ideals and reality, but some people are a little bland, while some people are very intense, such as Zhang Bin, the poet who was smashed by Pei Zhengang through a teapot.