The car drove to a mountainous area, this place has good feng shui, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, I know it at a glance, this place is called Quxidi, the mountain is not high, but it is circuitous, the water is not deep, but it is clear, there are mountains and rivers and it is naturally a treasure of feng shui.

Yang Caiming took me to the edge of his ancestral grave and asked me: "Third master, do you see what is wrong with my ancestral grave." ”

I said, "It's one thing, you have to charge for it." ”

Yang Caiming was a little unhappy and said to me: "I haven't heard of this, the previous masters are all round, and they will give it together when they are done, you can inquire." I'm not an ignorant person, I used to provide for a master, but I never heard him say this rule. ”

I laughed when I heard it, this Yang Caiming is really a stingy ghost, he picks the door very much, and he doesn't want to give this money, but I just try to make it difficult for him, I said: "Everyone has their own rules, I am this rule, your ancestral tomb is a "Jedi", if you don't move the grave and bury it again, you will definitely have no descendants, you will definitely cut off your children and grandchildren, your two sons were beaten is an example, if you are beaten today, you may be killed tomorrow." You figured it out for yourself. ”

After I finished speaking, I turned around and was about to leave, I saw Yang Caiming's face turned blue with anger, but I didn't pay attention to it, and sure enough, Yang Caiming said to me: "Third master, in this way, you help me see first, how much money you need at that time, we will settle it separately." ”

I laughed when I heard this, I turned around, and I said, "That's fine, and when you feast me, I'll settle the bill with you." ”

When Yang Caiming heard this, he said: "I don't like to go out to eat, and when the time comes, I hope that the third master will not dislike it." ”

I shook my head helplessly. This Yang Caiming, it's almost detained, so I said politely: "That's the best, it's comfortable to eat at home." ”

I took out the compass and made a look, and muttered for a while, naturally I didn't really look at it, and I said, "There is a mountain in the east, like a tiger lying here, the terrain is high in the east and down in the west, it is a tiger round mound, there are ditches on three sides, there is no water on weekdays, and the water flows from north to south in the rainy season." The descendants of this tomb have three sons, and there are men in the house, which is a prosperous cemetery, but unfortunately, there is a cherry tree growing on the side of the grave, and the roots are broken, like a nail pierced into your ancestral grave, do you think it can be good? ”

When Yang Caiming heard this, he looked at the cherry tree and asked me, "Is this cherry tree bad feng shui?" Is that okay? ”

I said, "Don't, bury the roots in the ground, if you cut down this tree, it will be equivalent to cutting off the roots of your family, and your family will immediately cut off its children and grandchildren." ”

My words made Yang Caiming a little frightened, and he asked me, "Third Master, what do you mean?" ”

I said, "Move the grave." ”

Yang Caiming nodded and said to me: "Then there is Lao Sanye, you will take action, find a dragon's lair treasure for me, and bury the ancestors." ”

I said, "Do you want to be rich, or prosperous, or powerful?" ”

Yang Caiming heard it and said, "Of course I want them all." ”

I am very helpless, Yang Caiming is really an insatiable person, it is impossible for the emperor's mausoleum to occupy all of these, he actually wants them all, I smiled and said: "Your requirements are a bit high, this kind of dragon lair treasure has to be found for at least ten years and eight years, can you wait?" ”

Yang Caiming said to me with a bitter face: "I can wait, but I'm afraid I can't wait, didn't you say it, you have to move the grave immediately, third master, you make a move, please make a move." ”

I laughed when I heard it, this Yang Caiming was afraid, I looked at Zhao Changle, and I said: "You said that you are brothers, so if you can share wealth and prosperity, I don't know if you can share the ancestral tomb." Before, I helped you look at the grave at Brother Zhao's house, and there was a problem with his grave. ”

When I spoke, I deliberately looked at Yang Caiming, he didn't speak, but lowered his head, his eyes rolled, I knew that he had a ghost in his heart, I said: "But after my guidance, that cemetery has become a treasure of feng shui, and that cave is very big." You can bury six or seven people, Brother Zhao, if you don't mind, you can move the ancestral grave of Brother Yang's family first. ”

Zhao Changle shook his head when he heard this, and played against me, Zhao Changle said: "Third master, after your guidance, my daughter's illness is cured." My business is also good, I thank you, but can you bury two people in one grave? I haven't heard of it, of course I'm fine, but I'm afraid of wronging Old Man Yang. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Caiming said: "Look at what you said, we are brothers, so what is there to be wronged or not, my father is your father, your father is my father, the two of them have the best companion, I am afraid that you will be reluctant, brother." ”

When I heard this, I secretly laughed at this Yang Caiming for being a person who loves to take advantage, and he even wants to occupy the cemetery.

Zhao Changle looked at me when he heard this, and his face was angry. I knew that he was making a show for Yang Caiming, and then Zhao Changle said: "If you don't dislike it, brother, I have nothing to say." ”

The two agreed, so I nodded, and I said, "Let's have dinner at noon, and then dig the grave and move the grave, and strive to let Brother Yang's first entrance exam be buried as soon as possible, and turn the luck back." ”

Both of them nodded vigorously, and said that it was decided, we went home and went to Yang Caiming's house, this Yang Caiming is amazing, the house is very large, covering an area of several acres, and the furnishings in the house are also extremely elegant, feng shui stones, feng shui pools, very exquisite, and the pattern layout is also extremely powerful, at a glance, you know that it is a master's means.

We entered the living room, and I saw two men sitting in the living room, with gauze on their heads, which should be Yang Caiming's two sons, Yang Caiming introduced them. But his two sons ignore us, Yang Caiming asked me not to be surprised, saying that his two sons just don't like to call people and life.

Of course I won't be surprised, these two people are not life, it's true that they don't have a tutor, but I really don't care.

At noon, Yang Caiming told me that there was not much preparation at home, just some homely meals, let me not blame, I said that homely meals are good, eating worry-free, but when eating, it is really a fucking home-cooked meal, three dishes for six people, and one tofu. A plate of bean sprouts and a rotten eggplant, Yang Caiming has never eaten, and he asked me to eat it vigorously.

I'm not happy in my heart, this is commonplace, this is obviously angry with me, but I endure it, it doesn't matter. I didn't eat much, so I put down the dishes and chopsticks, Yang Caiming asked me if the food was not to taste, I said that I was used to eating meat, not used to eating light, in fact, I said this is to say a word of anger.

Yang Caiming heard this, and hurriedly said, "Oh, I didn't ask the third master about his taste in advance." Slack, slack, don't you know the habit of eating mutton? ”

I said, "I am used to eating everything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, and can get into my mouth." ”

Yang Caiming said: "Third master, you wait, I asked the cook to stew the mutton in the kitchen for you, come to a pot of stir-fried mutton, do you think it's okay?" ”

I nodded, I didn't speak, I was embarrassed to speak, Yang Caiming went, and I couldn't talk to Zhao Changle at the dinner table, which would make me urgent, so I said, "Little brother, where is your toilet?" ”

Yang Caiming's eldest son glared at me and said to me unhappily: "Are you going to the toilet when people are eating?" You did it on purpose, did you? How disgusting. ”

It's strange to me, people have three urgencies, what's wrong with going to the toilet? Zhao Changle said to me: "Boss, be polite to the third master. ”

Yang Caiming's eldest son was very unhappy, rolled his eyes and glared at me, muttering: "What a bullshit third master, it's not a cheat." Like that old god, I hate you old godsticks. ”

I listened, and there was a fire in my heart, but I didn't make a sound, I stood up by myself, went out, I looked for it myself, Zhao Changle originally came up with it. But I didn't let it, I knew that the two sons of Yang Caiming's family didn't believe in feng shui, and it seemed that they still had a lot of complaints about the feng shui master that Yang Caiming had provided before.

I calculated that the toilet is generally in the north, and the north side is a miscellaneous room, and the toilet should also be here, but I looked around, but I didn't find it, I found the kitchen. I wanted to go in and find Yang Caiming to ask where the toilet was, but when I heard someone talking inside, it seemed to be about me, so I didn't squeak and listened with my ears pricked up.

The cook asked, "Boss, this mutton can't be eaten, isn't it used to feed the dogs?" ”

Yang Caiming said: "It's a pity to feed the dog, you can stew it!" ”

The cook was rare, and said reluctantly: "Boss, the sheep fell into the toilet before, soaked for a day and drowned, stewed something in the pot, right?" ”

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Listening to Yang Caiming's words, my heart was about to explode. This dog's day, looking polite, but I didn't expect that there was such a person behind me, I listened to the two of them have nothing to say, hurry up, I found a guy to take off my pants and pee, I was angry and called a gritted tooth, I can't wait to pee Yang Caiming's home with a soak of urine. It's a shame I don't have the skills.

After I finished urinating, I went back, I saw that Yang Caiming was already sitting on the table, his two sons finished eating, and I didn't know where to go, Yang Caiming and I have been sorry or something, I just smiled, and didn't care, after a while, I watched the cook bring the mutton up, Yang Caiming politely sandwiched the meat for me, and said to me: "Third master, you use it slowly." ”

I looked at the bowl, I didn't move the chopsticks, Zhao Changle moved the chopsticks, I hurriedly said: "I forgot one thing, this month is the month of the end of Kwai . It's not suitable for eating mutton, you have to be taboo, it seems that I don't have this mouthful, this mutton is still your family to keep and eat, this wine and food are full, and it's time to start work. ”

Yang Caiming showed a pity look, I said: "I still have a little urgency at home, I tell you what to do, you write them down one by one, Brother Zhao's father's grave you should know, you dig a grave on the side of his three feet, to enter the ground more than three feet, it is best to dig out the yellow water, that is the blood of the yellow dragon, especially prosperous, after digging, before the time of the burial." ”

Yang Caiming was a little reluctant to listen, but I pulled Zhao Changle and got up, Zhao Changle knew that I didn't want to stay longer, so after saying a few words, he said that he would send me back.

I sat in the car with Zhao Changle, I was angry, I said: "You wait a minute, this Yang Caiming must be unlucky, that mutton is a sheep drowned in the dung pit, and it was actually brought to me to eat." ”

Zhao Changle was also very angry when he heard this, but he didn't say anything, just waiting for the day when Yang Caiming was retributed.