I'll fuck your uncle! Don't you say that people who practice martial arts are down-to-earth and never cheat? What about dignity?

If you don't help pull it down, I will definitely not learn the iron crotch gong! It seems that because of eating He Shou Wu, I have a very strong memory, so I just memorize some ancient poems and Chinese casually, and use Chinese to divide it.

After breakfast, I was full of joy and went to school with my schoolbag on my back, but as soon as I entered the class, Jiang Yunsheng grabbed my wrist and asked reproachfully, "Why didn't you tell me when you came back?" ”

With the class stunned, I withdrew my hand and said, "Why did you tell you?" ”

Jiang Yunsheng looked anxious: "Please, save my father, he is in the intensive care unit." ”

"Intensive care unit? Then you look for a doctor, I don't know how to heal. "I can't help that. The heart said that Master Jiang must have deceived someone who shouldn't be deceived, and he was beaten into the intensive care unit, which was too miserable! Though I have mercy in my heart, what can I do?

"No, you come with me." Jiang Yunsheng walked outside.

I thought about it, and my heart said, is it a ghost? Could it be that Vice Governor He betrayed me and let the Ghost King deal with Master Jiang? Thinking of this, I followed out and asked, "What the hell is going on?" What the hell did he do? ”

Jiang Yunsheng bit his lip, nodded and said, "That's right, he was killed like this by a ghost, Xiaolong begs you, you must save him." ”

"I said it last time, don't look for me if you have trouble in the future. I'm not a babysitter, so why do I have to wipe his ass every time? ”

Jiang Yunsheng's tears rolled in his eyes, and he continued to plead: "Please, as long as you can save my father, I can do whatever I want!" ”

"Can you do whatever you want?" I asked, looking her up and down.

Jiang Yunsheng blushed and nodded slightly.

I made a shameless request: "Okay, pass me a note during the final exam and help me get a good score!" ”

Hearing my request, the fifth brother beat his chest on the side, and scolded in hatred: "You fool! Doomed to be lonely for a lifetime! ”

I asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?" ”

"Everyone else has hinted at you like this, and you still don't take the opportunity?"

"What opportunity?"

The fifth brother waved his hand: "Forget it, I don't talk to stupid people......"

! I'm not going to talk to you idiot! If you don't help me cheat, I'm not allowed to find someone else to cheat?

Jiang Yunsheng asked, "Is this what you are asking for?" ”

"yes, do you agree?"

"No problem, I'll help you!"

I nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go to the hospital after school at noon." ”

"No! My dad is in a dangerous situation, so let's go now! ”

I looked a little embarrassed: "But I've already taken a month off in a row, and if I ask again, I'm afraid the head teacher will be unhappy." ”

"But which is more important than my father's life?"

It's right to think about it, she didn't give a gift to the head teacher this year, she was already unhappy, since that's the case, you don't have to think about her feelings! So Jiang Yunsheng and I came to the office collectively and asked for leave, but the head teacher refused to give it, saying that I would take Jiang Yunsheng badly. I had no choice but to ask the police Wei Teng for help, but fortunately, Wei Teng was very powerful, wearing a police uniform directly and driving a police car, and the head teacher could only obediently give leave.

And Wei Teng also offered to take us to the hospital.

On the way, Wei Teng asked, "Xiaolong, what's the matter with your master?" ”

"Maybe it's been plotted by a ghost...... Uncle Wei, thank you today. ”

"It's all a trivial matter, I just hope that the master recovers as soon as possible!"

I said in my heart that after he recovers, he will continue to pit you, but looking at your appearance, I am willing to be pitted, which is called Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer...... After arriving at the hospital, Wei Teng said that he had something to do, so he left first, and said that he would visit the master with the fruit basket later.

Jiang Yunsheng and I walked upstairs, and as we walked, I asked, "What happened?" ”

Jiang Yunsheng showed a look of reminiscence: "It was about five days ago in the morning, the vice governor came to my father and said that there was something for my father to do. When I saw my father at night, I found that he was depressed, and he kept saying that he had seen a ghost, and that he would take me out of Qingtian City immediately, and even bought a ticket. But just as we were leaving, my father suddenly fainted, and then he was sent to the intensive care unit, and he still hasn't woken up yet. ”

Vice-Governor? Could it really be that the Ghost King did it? If I face the Ghost King now, I have no chance of winning! Originally, I wanted to wait for Tong Zhuyu to come over and discuss how to deal with the ghost king together, but if I do it now, I will have one less strong reinforcement! I'm going to be killed!

Seeing that I was silent, Jiang Yunsheng asked, "What's wrong?" Is my dad still saved? ”

"It's hard to say, you have to see it to know ......"

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Ten minutes later, I saw Master Jiang in the intensive care unit, at this time his lips were pale, his face was bloodless, his breathing was weak, he looked like he was going to die, and he was still in a coma. The nurse who brought me in sighed and said, "This patient has a concussion that is too severe, and if he doesn't wake up again, he will become a vegetative state." ”

I pouted: "Concussion? Did the doctor say that? ”

"Of course. Don't blame me for speaking badly, but you're prepared for the worst. ”

I looked at Master Jiang twice more and left the ICU ward.

After walking outside, Jiang Yunsheng hurriedly asked, "How is it?" ”

I sat down in the chair next to me: "The nurse said it was a concussion, did your dad hit his brain?" ”

"Dad's head didn't have any trauma, and I don't know why the doctor said it was a concussion, do you know why?"

"Yes." I promised, "Because the doctor can't find the cause, it can only be said to be a concussion." ”

Jiang Yunsheng was shocked: "Why? Isn't this a matter of carelessness for human life? ”

"It's not that serious." I explained, "A concussion is a minor neuronal injury, CT is not visible. So the concussion can only be judged based on clinical symptoms, and Master Jiang is unconscious, and the doctor judges that it is normal for a concussion. ”

Jiang Yunsheng was shocked: "How do you understand so much?" ”

I can't tell her because I've had several concussions because I've had a few concussions, and it's normal to know this. I definitely can't tell the truth, so I changed the subject and said, "Don't worry, your father was unconscious because of the invasion of yin qi, as long as the yin qi is dispersed, he will be able to wake up soon." ”

"But how do you disperse?"

"You can use a charm, or you can let him hold the peachwood sword, but unfortunately the IUC ward won't let these things in. So I can only ask a powerful ghost to take away the yin energy in your father's body. But that awesome ghost isn't with me, and I won't be there until tomorrow. ”

Jiang Yunsheng was worried: "Will it be delayed for another day?" But I'm afraid he's in danger. ”

I reassured, "Don't worry, he's safe for the time being, but not necessarily when he wakes up." I said a long time ago to let you move, otherwise there will be a terrible ghost coming to the door, but your dad doesn't believe it, this time something happened, right? ”

"Xiaolong, aren't you a Taoist? There must be a way to deal with the ghosts, right? ”

"Deal with? It's too late for me to hide......"

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At noon, I very generously invited Jiang Yunsheng to lunch! Legend has it that there is a food that can make people feel refreshed and sweat profusely when eaten! That's right! It's five yuan spicy hot! After eating, I said to Jiang Yunsheng: "I have something to do in the afternoon, so I won't go to the hospital, and I promise to wake up your dad tomorrow." ”

"Well, thank you in advance, little dragon."

"Well, don't forget what you promised me."

"Don't worry, I'll pass you a note for the final exam......"

After parting, I took a bus to a feed store, and the owner, a fat man in his forties, with a fat face, asked, "Young man, do you want to buy feed?" ”

"No, I buy yellow paper, cinnabar, chicken blood and ink."

The fat man paused for a moment: "Buy yellow paper to go to culture and education, cinnabar to the pharmacy, chicken blood to the vegetable market, ink to the calligraphy store." ”

Kindness? The ugly ghost said that this is the place where rune paper is sold! Could it be that because he is not an acquaintance, this guy is pretending to be garlic? So I said tentatively, "Good tide impotence introduced me." ”

The fat man showed a relieved look: "It turned out that Xiaoliang introduced it." You should know that in recent years, there have been many powerful ghosts in Qingtian City who have been mutilating Taoist priests, and I have to be careful. Alas, business is getting bleaker and bleaker, and I heard that several powerful Taoist priests have been killed by ghosts, which is a pity. ”