In the early morning of the next day, Xiao Rui began his second court.

Today's morning dynasty should be very calm.

Xiao Rui was sitting in the carriage and pretending to sleep, but Wu Zhanfa pulled the reins and stopped the carriage.

"Your Highness, Lord Miao is waiting in front." The sound of Wu Zhanfa came from outside the carriage.

Xiao Rui opened his eyes, his eyes turned around, and he was very suspicious, this Master Miao is too attentive, if he didn't know his details, and thought that his overlord spirit was leaking, he would also come to take refuge.

It's not a friend or an enemy, so diligent...

As the old saying goes, there must be demons when things go out of the normal state!

What demon?

Enemy country Bumpman.

Xiao Rui lifted the curtain and got out of the carriage.

"Your Highness, I didn't disturb your rest." Miao Fei walked over and greeted him respectfully, with a very low posture and politeness.

Xiao Rui smiled: "I didn't bother. Is Lord Miao waiting for this king here? ”

Miao Fei said with a smile: "Yesterday, His Royal Highness showed his might, and let us follow the Metropolitan Procuratorate, and the lower officials are also deeply honored." Therefore, I am afraid that the matter of supervision will not be explained clearly to His Highness, so I am waiting here, hoping to report to His Highness again, so as to avoid mistakes on the Golden Palace and affect His Highness's prestige. ”

How beautiful this is to say, I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man.

"Master Miao is really conscientious, a model among officials." Xiao Rui was pleasantly surprised: "Then it's troublesome for Lord Miao." ”

Miao Fei hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No trouble, no trouble." It just so happens that I still have some free time, Your Highness, there is a breakfast stall around the corner in front of me, I must go there every day to drink a bowl of hot porridge and eat a few steamed buns, you also know that once the morning court is too long, even if there is a morning meal, I will be hungry. ”

"That's good, please lead the way." Xiao Rui was ready to see what conspiracy he had, so he naturally had to follow his wishes.

The two came to the breakfast stall and found that many officials were eating, and when they saw Miao Fei and Xiao Rui coming together, their expressions had their own characteristics, especially one person, with a bun in his mouth and wide eyes, with a stunned face. It seems that Miao Fei, who was from King Ming's faction, why would he be so familiar with King Xian?

Miao Fei ignored the gazes of others, found a table on the periphery, invited Xiao Rui to sit down, and then asked the servant next to him to fetch two bowls of white porridge and two drawers of xiaolongbao.

The white porridge and xiao long bao are steaming hot and make people appetize.

"Your Highness, this white porridge and xiaolongbao taste excellent, taste, taste." Miao Fei said earnestly.

Xiao Rui stared at the white porridge and xiaolongbao, and did not rush to get off the chopsticks, but said with a smile: "Yo, I'm really sorry, this king doesn't like to drink white porridge and xiaolongbao, otherwise this king will order something else?" ”

Miao Fei's face froze, and it was fleeting, and he said, "Then what does Your Highness want to drink?" I'll let someone get it! ”

"No, no, the tactics, you can go." Xiao Rui turned his head and said.

Miao Fei stopped and said: "Your Highness, I invite you to dine today, naturally I will entertain you, Your Highness doesn't like to drink porridge, then order something else, junior, go and ask what else is early?" ”

The servant behind Miao Fei immediately went to the breakfast stall to inquire.

Xiao Rui smiled knowingly, guessed Miao Fei's trick, so he hurriedly looked behind Miao Fei and hurriedly said, "Huh? Who's that? ”

Miao Fei subconsciously turned his head and saw an old man sitting at a table not far behind him, who was the newly appointed Zuo Shilang of the Ministry of Industry.

And at the moment when Miao Fei turned his head, Xiao Rui, who was quick-eyed, swapped his porridge with Miao Fei's porridge.

When Miao Fei turned his head, the porridge had already been replaced.

"That's the newly appointed Zuo Squire of the Ministry of Industry, Lord Lang Du, and it's not surprising that His Highness doesn't know him." Miao Fei explained.

Xiao Rui nodded, then pointed to the white porridge and said, "Since Lord Miao is so gracious, then this king will not choose other breakfasts, just drink this bowl of white porridge and taste the white porridge highly recommended by Lord Miao!" ”

Miao Fei was overjoyed, and said continuously: "Okay, good, thank you Your Highness for appreciating the light." ”

Xiao Rui said again: "Master Miao, you invite first, you must drink first, this time, you are the master, I am the guest." In the future, this king will invite you to drink at the scene, and you will not refrain when the time comes. ”

Miao Fei laughed, did not postpone it, but drank a few sips of white porridge with a spoon.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Rui moved the spoon.

"Your Highness, eat steamed buns?" Miao Fei recommended.

Xiao Rui shook his head and said, "Forget the buns, this bowl of porridge is enough." ”

Miao Fei didn't force it, and said, "Okay, Your Highness doesn't like xiaolongbao, so drink porridge and drink more." With that, Miao Fei drank a few more sips of his own.

Xiao Rui was even more convinced that there was something wrong with his original bowl of porridge. So, this is because he didn't even start playing with him, so he came to conspire first? And this bowl... No, no, what medicine was in his bowl of white porridge?

Sweat pills? Unlikely.

Poison? He didn't dare.

Stretch your legs and stare at the pills? Well, he doesn't think so.

Itchy and pink? This one is highly likely!

Wouldn't it be a laxative?

Wait a minute? Cathartic!

I'm going to Nima...

Xiao Rui suddenly had a very bad idea.

"Holy shit, this Miao Fei is too insidious, if he is tricked, won't he lose face? This evil is more hateful than murder. Xiao Rui scolded him angrily in his heart, but seeing that he drank the white porridge, he decided to forgive him.

Mom is right, the heart of defense is indispensable, and the heart of harm depends on the goal.

"Your Highness, drink more." Miao Fei drained the white porridge and hurriedly said earnestly.

Xiao Rui glanced at his white porridge, this bowl won't also have medicine, right? Miao Fei shouldn't do that kind of stupid thing of hurting the enemy by five hundred and damaging himself by five hundred, if he doesn't even let go of his own career, then he is true love for Xiao Yuan.

"Okay, this king will drink some more!" Xiao Rui took another sip and didn't dare to drink it anymore.

Miao Fei was afraid of revealing the stuffing, so he didn't force it anymore, but said with a smile: "The hour is almost up, Your Highness, let's enter the palace." ”

Xiao Rui and Miao Fei separated and got into the carriage separately.

Came to the noon gate and lined up, began to enter the palace with the sound of drums, and entered the Taihe Palace.

As Hai Dafu sang, Emperor Xia began to go to court.

Soon after a stick of incense, everything was normal.

Xiao Rui stood in the corner and watched, staring at Miao Fei, seeing that his face did not change, could it be that he had miscalculated, Miao Fei really invited himself to dinner, did he spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain?

Hey? Wait, Miao Fei's posture is a little wrong.

Originally, he held his head high and looked at the hundred officials, but at this time, his whole body was tight, and his legs were unexpectedly... Forehead... Is this clamping?

In other words, I shrink and hold hard.

"Holy, the show begins!" Xiao Rui couldn't help but mutter.

It didn't take long to wait.

Burst...

A loud fart interrupted Tobe's waiter, who was reporting to work, and seemed to jump him up, and then opened his mouth, with a look of doubt about life, and instantly forgot the words and didn't know where to start.

The resentment on that face was forgotten by a fart, and there was no one left.

The hall was full of civil and military affairs, all of them peeked, and soon located on Miao Fei, and even Emperor Xia was displeased.

On the Golden Palace, in the early days, on such an important occasion, he actually farted, well, human physiology, human nature.

It's just that the next serial fart is a bit excessive.

"Puff puff..."

Miao Fei tried his best to endure it, but he still couldn't hold it back, and in an instant, the fart sound was loud, resounding through the Golden Palace.

Finally, as the sound of farts fell, a loud pouring sound sounded, and the hall was shocked and silent.

The torrent has gone down 3,000 feet...

Miao Fei had already covered his face and knelt on the ground, his crotch filthy.