Chapter 247: Ugly women are not scared
"Hahaha, the master really can't hold it back, I'm going to die laughing!"
Before Lu Xirou's words fell, Ji Xiaogongzi, who was sitting on the wall, laughed so much that he almost couldn't support his waist, and asked Yeqi beside him: "This ugly woman still says that my Amo's daughter-in-law is ugly?" Hasn't she looked in the mirror these days to see how ugly she is? Night seven, tell me, where does the ugly woman look better than my Amo's daughter-in-law? ”
In addition to liking the nervous chatter of his son-in-law, the little son, and Su Cao in front of his family, Ye Qi still has the professional ethics that a guard should have in front of outsiders.
He gave the stunned Lu Xirou a cold look disdainfully: "She's not good-looking, she's ugly." ”
"Little boy, you have to know, how can crooked bamboo grow good bamboo shoots?"
Ye Qi commented with a cold face: "This ugly woman's mother, a red apricot is out of the wall." carried her serious husband behind her back, hooked up with her own cousin, and stole the wine recipe of her husband's family to supplement the adulterer, ruthless and unscrupulous. ”
"Then the ugly woman that the little boy saw was a man who was about to hook up, the poor sour scholar surnamed Ye in Xinghua Village, how ugly! She's hungry, and she even wants to hook up with that scumbag. ”
Ye Qi gushed endlessly: "Sure enough, there is a mother, there must be a daughter!" This mother is ugly, the wild seed born is so ugly that it can blind the eyes of her subordinates. It's okay to be ugly, the key person is stupid, ugly and stupid, embarrassed to come out and hurt people, beaten by a stinky girl, and wants to hook up with my son-in-law. ”
"Hey, my son-in-law is so unlucky!"
Ye Qi sighed helplessly: "What kind of sin did he create in his last life?" I was looked down upon by such an ugly woman! ”
"When an ugly woman was born, God must have not opened his eyes to let this kind of thing be born into the world, torturing and poisoning me and other mortals."
Ye Qi's serious face: "There are many ugly people!" I still think that the stinky girl is dirty, and she doesn't deserve to lift shoes for the stinky girl. In the eyes of her subordinates, looking at the capital and the entire Yulong County, her subordinates have never seen a woman uglier and poorer than her. ”
After Ye Qi's serious comment, Ji Xiaogongzi sighed approvingly: "It makes sense!" ”
"Such female ghosts should only appear under the Yellow Springs, why do they run out and be scary?"
Ji Xiaogongzi was worried, and asked in the tone of the opera: "Night Seven, could it be that Lord Yama forgot to close the door tonight and put the ghost in the world?" ”
"It's okay!"
Ye Qi was a light man, already standing on the wall and pulling out his sword, and sang in a strange tune: "Little boy and wait on the wall, his subordinates will cut off the head of the ghost and eliminate the harm for the people......."
Lu Xirou: "......"
Come and go without a trace!
She was stunned by the two people who suddenly appeared, and she was still stunned, and she was scolded by these two big and small, singing and singing, and she was powerless.
What's even more infuriating is that she is not even a human being anymore, and she is so ugly that she has become a terrible ghost in Hell Yellow Springs?
These two are finally out of breath!
She was so angry that she was about to retort.
A sword glittered in the moonlight, grazing past her ear.
A few strands of green silk were cut by the blade, not to mention, her ears were still in severe pain.
"Ah......h
Lu Xirou couldn't care about the subordinates who were playing with her anymore, covered her ears and screamed miserably, and stumbled away.
When the Lu family member who was dressed as a masked man in black came back to his senses, only a leisurely sigh remained on the wall.
"It's boring, the ugly woman is too intimidating!"