Chapter Twenty-Six: Let's Go Hang
I looked at Lu Wenqiang next to me with a black line: "What have you done this year?" God won't let you go. ”
Lu Wenqiang may also be a little vain: "Can I take back what I just said?" ”
"Can't!" I didn't hesitate to turn him down.
At this time, a taxi came by, and after I stopped the car, I kicked Lu Wenqiang into the car, and then I sat next to him and rushed to Chengdu Happy Valley.
As soon as he heard that he was going to Chengdu Happy Valley, Lu Wenqiang was directly anxious, and threatened the driver to stop in various ways! said that if he didn't stop, he would jump out of the car, and said that he would call the police; In the end, even he moved out with HIV; This grandson is also 6.
In the end, after I slapped him on the head, he stopped for a while.
After arriving in Happy Valley, this grandson got out of the car and was ready to run, but how can a person who often masturbates be my opponent buddy?
I grabbed him by the neck and forcibly dragged him towards Happy Valley.
At this time, the whole Happy Valley was surrounded by the police, and when they saw the two of us coming, one of the policemen came up and stopped us: "Hello, this place has been closed due to some special events. ”
I nodded, "I'm here to solve these special events; If you don't believe me, I can give you a call. ”
The policeman looked at me suspiciously: "Do you know our director?" ”
I shook my head: "I don't know, but I know a Taoist priest named Xuanfeng, and I am a buddy with him." ”
When the policeman heard this, he suddenly realized: "In this way, it turns out that you are the junior brother of the Xuanfeng Dao Master, please come with me." ”
After saying that, he led us over many obstacles to the haunted house.
Half of this haunted house is embedded in a rockery, which is about 20 meters high, and there are some ghost patterns carved on the mountain.
The entrance is a small hole two meters high and one meter wide, and above the entrance is the face of a clown, presumably modeled after the Spell Garden, perhaps to look eerie; I didn't pay attention to it during the day, but when I looked at it at night, it was quite scary.
I untied the mahogany sword from behind my back, held it in my hand, and prepared to go inside.
But suddenly I stopped, because I found that Lu Wenqiang next to me was gone.
After a while, Lu Wenqiang came back on his own, followed by a policeman.
"Brother Qiang, don't run, you've been in this haunted house, if you feel anything is wrong, just tell me, and I will protect you; If you dare to run, you'll be killed by this ghost tomorrow!. I looked at Lu Wenqiang with some helplessness.
"You... You're, why didn't I know you were going to catch ghosts? Lu Wenqiang looked at me in disbelief.
I pouted: "If you think you can get out of this Happy Valley, you can do it." ”
With that, I walked into the haunted house with my feet up; Perhaps for my convenience, all the lights in this haunted house were turned on.
Just a few steps away, Lu Wenqiang followed, his eyes were full of little stars: "Brother Jiu, can you teach me to catch ghosts?" ”
"You paralyze the, stay away from me." I looked at Lu Wenqiang with a black line: "If you want me to teach you, it depends on your performance tonight." ”
Lu Wenqiang nodded and said, "Don't worry, it's on me." ”
Then he rushed up to me and showed me the way.
I shook my head with a wry smile and took out cow tears and wiped them on my eyelids, originally I wanted Lu Wenqiang to smear a little bit as well, but then I thought about it! In case he saw those ghosts and fainted.
After walking for about ten minutes, Lu Wenqiang stopped in front of a room and said, "This is the room." ”
I nodded, walked over and threw myself at the door.
With a bang, I kicked the door open and slammed it against the wall.
I walked in and saw that there was everything in this room, there were wax figures, models of vampires and models of zombies; and a bunch of rag dolls; And the wax figure of the foreign woman was placed in a memorial room.
As soon as he saw this wax figure, Lu Wenqiang was directly stunned: "Xiao Jiu, will you catch ghosts?" Don't kill me again. ”
"Don't talk." I scolded, then looked at the wax figure again.
At this time, a female ghost with long hair covering her face slowly walked out of the wax figure; When I saw this female ghost, my face turned white instantly! Because this female ghost is surrounded by a blood-colored yin and resentment; This is something that even the little red ghost doesn't have.
Seeing that my face was wrong, Lu Wenqiang should have understood what was going on, and turned around and wanted to run.
As a result, the room slammed shut.
Lu Wenqiang looked at it, and sat on the ground with a plop: "My mother, Xiao Jiu, you really killed me." ”
The female ghost seemed to be a little confused, and after floating at me, she stretched out her nose and sniffed at me; Taking advantage of this opportunity, I also saw his face.
Her face was pale, no different from flour; And there are only bloodshot eyes in the eye sockets.
After sniffing on me, the female ghost turned her head to Lu Wenqiang and sniffed it.
After smelling it for a while, this female ghost suddenly disappeared! Then a seeping laugh came; The laughter didn't come from anything, but from all sides of the room.
I threw the cow's tears to Lu Wenqiang: "Brother Qiang, pour out two drops and wipe them on your eyelids, and then you run out, don't worry about me." ”
Lu Wenqiang took the cow and wiped the tears on his eyelids, and then slowly stood up and moved to the door according to my instructions.
Suddenly, the door opened!
And the voice of the female ghost came from the room: "If you two want to live, run out!" Run, or I'll kill you if I get caught!" I'm counting ten. ”
After saying that, the female ghost counted them.
"Ten"
"Nine"
The female ghost's voice kept tapping on my eardrums like a talisman.
"Paralyzed and run, what are you in a daze." I grabbed Lu Wenqiang's hand and ran out.
People can burst out with incredible power when they run for their lives, this sentence is really true! Lu Wenqiang actually ran a few points faster than me.
"One"
"It's time, I'm going to kill you."
The voice of the female ghost came again, and we were only two or three meters from the door, and we could get out in two seconds at most.
My heart suddenly became happy, although this kind of ghost is strong, but his brain is not as good as Brother Qiang! I am known as Chengdu Xiao Liu......
Suddenly, there was a flower in front of my eyes, and the last word Xiang was also suffocated back by me; Because the female ghost stood at the door with her head bowed.
Looking at the female ghost standing at the door, I couldn't help but scold: "Grass, are you hanging?" ”