Cheng Haofeng felt that he had never been so nervous because of his speech, and no matter how outrageous his lies were, he could say them without blushing or beating his heart, but at this time, he was really worried that he would not laugh at Hu Xianxian.

"Well, oh, it's not a joke, it's just a thing of the past. When I was about 16 years old, my father finally got his name and went to the capital to become an official.

The family situation was better, so I found two scholars, one of whom was quite motivated, and wanted to learn to read and write.

One day, the scholar wrote a banner saying that he would put it in the courtyard where his subordinates lived. Two days later, several maids complained to my mother that the boy was full of bad water and wanted to drive him out of the house.

When my mother asked them what was going on, they said that the boy had written the words 'No Marriage' on the back of the courtyard gate. Because the scholar usually likes to joke with them, they think that he is teasing them in disguise. ”

Cheng Haofeng squeezed his eyes as he spoke, and looked at Hu Xianxian with a smile: "Do you know what happened in the first place?" ”

"No matter what, it's not right to write those four words in the place where the girl lives, I didn't expect the scholar you brought with you to be as bad as you." Hu Xianxian was greatly disappointed, feeling that it was not ridiculous at all, and even more worried because those four words were similar to the current situation.

"What's bad?" Cheng Haofeng hurriedly continued, "After my mother told me, the scholar hurriedly begged us not to chase him, he said that just because there were two sisters-in-law in the kitchen who thought he was greedy, he scolded him several times, and because I told him not to quarrel with women, he wrote the words 'not allowed to scold' and secretly advised, and I don't know how to become 'not allowed to marry'." ”

Hu Xianxian was a little confused when he heard it, and asked him: "The difference between the words 'marrying' and 'scolding' is so far, it is impossible to read it wrong." ”

"Can't think of it, right?" Cheng Haofeng fed her two sips of soup and said, "I thought things were strange, so I went to look behind the door of the small courtyard, and saw that the words 'no drivers' were written behind the door, but 'driving' is the 'driving' of 'driving'."

It turned out that after the scholar posted the banner, the maids and servants were illiterate, so they went to ask the bookkeeper, and the bookkeeper read it out casually without elaborating.

After listening to the pronunciation, they thought of the scholar's usual unobtrusive personality, and thought that the scholar was a disguised flirtation. Especially the maids who are not married, they hold a grudge against the scholars. ”

Hu Xianxian pursed his lips and smiled: "This scholar wrote a wrong word and was wronged by this, if you didn't help him figure out the reason, it would be miserable to be kicked out." ”

The duck blood vermicelli soup has been drunk, and after Cheng Haofeng put down the empty bowl, he said that he wanted to tell Hu Xianxian a little story, and asked if he wanted to listen to it, it was rare that he had time to say this, and Hu Xianxian was of course happy to listen to it.

Cheng Haofeng said that it was the story of Xiaolong looking for friends, and a Xiaolong was very lonely, so he went to find Xiaoniu to be friends. The calf said I like to eat tender grass, what do you like to eat? Xiaolong didn't know what he liked to eat, so he didn't make friends.

Xiaolong went to Xiaohu to be friends again, Xiaohu said I like to eat fat hares, what do you like to eat? Xiaolong felt that he liked to eat too much, and he couldn't answer for a while, and as a result, he didn't make friends.

Later, Xiaolong meets Duckling again and wants to be friends with Duckling. The duckling asked, I like to eat small snails and chaff rice, do you like it or not? Xiaolong shook his head, and he couldn't make friends.

The little dragon looked for it in frustration, and saw a puppy gnawing on bones, so he tried to say that I also like to gnaw bones, can we be friends? The puppy agreed to be friends with the little dragon, but the little dragon didn't like to wait for the owner to finish eating before going to eat the leftovers, and he was even more reluctant to wag his tail to please the master, so he finally left the puppy......

Hearing this, Hu Xianxian hurriedly interjected: "I remember hearing a similar story when I was a child, it seems that chickens and ducklings should be friends, and they both eat insects. ”

"Haha, does it matter what you eat together?" Cheng Haofeng stroked her scattered hair, "To become a friend or a lover, the most important thing is not what they like to eat or what they do, but to have a common pursuit to be able to walk all the way." ”

Seeing his kind old master's appearance of being kind to elementary school children, Hu Xianxian couldn't help laughing, "When it comes to teasing children, you can break these big truths, and you are worthy of the first magic stick of the French Dynasty." ”

Cheng Haofeng was not angry, and smiled proudly, he was proud to be able to help her gradually come out of the shadows.

After a while, Ah Pian took the maid to see how Hu Xianxian was doing, and when she saw them talking and laughing, she felt incredible.

After their greetings, Cheng Haofeng asked them to guess the riddle together: "I can't eat the round cake, and it is clear that the world is shining." Swallow the mountains and rivers big, small and small cover brocade. This is a daily utensil, guess. ”

"I guessed the riddle when I was only five or six years old, but it was a little different. I don't guess, you guess. Hu Xianxian smiled and said to Ah Pian.

Ah Pian and several older maids had already guessed the riddle, and looked at each other silently, only the youngest maid was still frowning and pondering.

"Ha, I guessed it! It's a bronze mirror! Right? The little maid asked excitedly, "It must be, right?" The mirror is to frame it wherever it looks, and of course 'swallow' thousands of miles of mountains and rivers. However, you can also cover the mirror with a small brocade hand, and nothing will shine. ”

Cheng Haofeng nodded approvingly to her, and everyone else covered their mouths and smiled. Cheng Haofeng gave a little maid with a pearl as a reward, and then gave Ah Pian and the other maids a piece of cloth each, so that they wouldn't tell him about the quarrel with Hu Xianxian.

They all agreed, and Cheng Haofeng asked them to retreat first.

Seeing that they were each leaving happily, Hu Xianxian smiled and said, "You will win people's hearts." ”

"It's a matter of coercion, and we can't let Zacuo know that we've had an unpleasant time. We can't kill him for the time being, but we can be angry with him! ”

Hu Xianxian blinked, not understanding what he meant, he explained: "Zacuo just wants us to make a fuss, we are really separated, wouldn't that just let Zacuo get his wish?" The tighter we cling, the more angry they get. ”

This naughty childlike theory really made Hu Xianxian cry and laugh, holding Cheng Haofeng's hand and saying, "Others will definitely not think that you are so interesting......"

"Of course I'm interesting, listen to my arrangement, don't worry, our future days will be as sweet as honey." Cheng Haofeng looked forward to it.

Hu Xianxian nodded lightly and lowered his eyelids to hide the gloomy color in his eyes. She moved out, leaned into Haofeng's arms, took a deep breath and said, "Haofeng, you are so fragrant......"

"I never use incense powder, and my clothes don't smoke incense, I always say that I am fragrant, and others will laugh."

"It's really fragrant, it's the natural fragrance of the sun, the grass, the stream, and the faint ......scent of ink," Hu Xianxian muttered.

She felt that Cheng Haofeng was very fragrant, it was a fragrance that seemed to be nothing. Zha Cuo has a fragrance that ordinary people can smell, but for others, there is a masculine fragrance in the charm, but for her, it is a dangerous and dirty smell. Others don't smell Cheng Haofeng fragrant, but with a smell that reassures her, it's fragrant.

Hu Xianxian was already physically and mentally exhausted, but she was afraid of falling asleep, and at this time, in the reassuring smell, she finally fell asleep.

On the sixth day of the eighth month, with a good elixir and someone taking care of him, Hu Xianxian's body recovered seven points.

She didn't want to stay in the room anymore to recuperate, so she moved to Anxiantai with Cheng Haofeng to live temporarily, and changed her tricks in the small kitchen to make food for Cheng Haofeng.

The Ghost King and Ah Pian, Shang Ren and some familiar royal families of Qingqiu Kingdom also occasionally come to join in the fun. In this way, the two of them seem to have become the owners of An Xiantai, and they are hospitable to guests and friends.

On the night of the eighth day of the eighth month of August, the ghost king drank a few more glasses, and everyone else left, and he still chattered and refused to go back to the guest room.

"Not going back...... It's deserted, even the stinky guy from Zha Cuo has moved away, and there is no one who can speak...... It's good here, there is a sense of home...... "The ghost king looked good, and his eyes were glued to Hu Xianxian.

"Go back. Again, be careful that I gouge out your squinting eyes. "Cheng Haofeng didn't believe that their cultivation of this level would get drunk.

"I'll have another drink...... The last cup, definitely the last cup......", the Ghost King salivated and smiled.

Hu Xianxian pondered the words of the ghost king, and the focus of her attention was that Zacuo had moved out of the guest room. No matter how strict the rules of this Qingqiu country are, there is no strict palace in the world, in order to facilitate care, most of the royal guests live in the palace rooms, and few go to live in the state guesthouse.

"You say...... That one...... That guy moved out of the palace? Hu Xianxian didn't want to mention Zacuo's name, so he squeaked twice before finding a pronoun to refer to him.

When Cheng Haofeng heard her ask, he immediately felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly urged the ghost king to explain the reason.

"The end god didn't want to move out, Shang Zhenren drove him away......

Ku Tan saw that he was better and persuaded him to leave Qingqiu Country, but he was reluctant to leave...... As soon as his wounds healed, he messed with the maids of the palace......

Fortunately, Lie Yufeng didn't regard the three thousand beauties in the palace as his own woman...... Otherwise, I don't know how many green hats I will wear......

He just messed around, and somehow he got the interest of tattooing those maids...... I had to get a tattoo on their backs, but I didn't have that skill...... It made their backs full of wounds, and they were miserable......

Shang Zhenren couldn't stand it anymore, and begged Kutan to take him to the state guesthouse. Hey, I heard that the end god went to recruit the girl in Fireworks Alley again...... The state guesthouse also made him miserable......"

After saying that, after drinking the wine, Cheng Haofeng asked the two guards to forcibly take the ghost king away.

Cheng Haofeng lamented that Shang Ren had lured the wolf into the room by himself, and it was difficult to deal with the trouble of Zha Cuo.

Hu Xianxian replied casually, stunned, secretly thinking that the state guesthouse was not as well guarded as the palace, and only Ku Tan was following by Zha Cuo's side, was he sure that he would assassinate him?

After lunch on the ninth day of August, Hu Xianxian and Cheng Haofeng chatted on the Anxian platform.

Hu Xianxian remembered that Cheng Haofeng also had a clone, and it was also a clone that was not the same as the body, and asked him if it was possible to summon the clone without consuming spiritual energy and just by mind.

"You thought about that, why didn't you ask me earlier? At the moment, there is no such spell, but my two clones can really be summoned without consuming aura. But my doppelganger is someone else's spiritual consciousness, and it's better to say that it's a doppelganger than two helpers. Your doppelganger is the Body of the Soul Melt and the remnants of your past life...... I'll think about it when I have time. ”

Hu Xianxian smiled flatteringly and said: "I used to blame me for having a ready-made famous teacher who forgot to ask for advice, you have to come up with a way quickly." If you can really do that, you are not afraid of danger in case you can't adjust the aura, even if the doppelganger summoned at that time can't use spells because there is no aura, but there are many people with great strength, and you can get out of danger with martial arts alone. ”

While the two were discussing, Nagain suddenly rushed in angrily with the guards and surrounded the small hall where they were.

"Hu Xianxian, you are so bold and ruthless! After daring to poison the king of Qingqiu, my daughter Shang Weiran! ”

As soon as Shang Ren's words came out, Hu Xianxian and Cheng Haofeng looked at each other in surprise, how could Shang Weiran fake his death and become a real death?