535. Men and women

On the third day after Xiaofeng reported the matter back to the old phoenix, the old phoenix said that he wanted to meet Gu Tao.

This made Gu Tao worried, the old phoenix had seen him, how could she not recognize him? Gu Tao consulted the meridians very carefully about this question, as a unique heir to the Phantom Gate, this question is actually not difficult.

"First of all, one thing you have to keep in mind." Jing Yuan squatted in front of Gu Tao and wrapped a special bandage embroidered with runes around Gu Tao's abdomen, thighs and ankles: "The old phoenix is not as easy to fool as the little phoenix, although she is not so smart, but a woman's sixth sense can be so keen that it can make you collapse." ”

Gu Tao stood there and stretched out his arms for Jing Yuan to help him hide his breath, and smiled after hearing her words.

"What are you laughing at? Do you think it's a good way to deal with women? Jing Yuan measured the distance from Gu Tao's hip to the ribs with his fingers, and then began to wrap a bandage around his chest: "My dad thinks so too, he has nothing to do in his life, my mother refuses to see him until now, he tells people everywhere that my mother went for the sake of face." That's why I don't have such a good relationship with him. ”

"Got it, got it." Gu Tao sighed: "What about your mother?" ”

"I opened a grocery store in Florence, which is kind of a seclusion." Jing Yuan shook his head silently and said: "Actually, in terms of strength, my mother is much stronger than my father, just because she is not as good-looking as a phoenix, so every time I see a beautiful woman, I will have resistance." ”

Gu Tao thinks that Jingyuan is too demanding of herself, even if she doesn't throw it into the crowd, she can be recognized at a glance, in terms of body and appearance, Liuzi and Xiaofeng can probably fight separately, and Tifa is slightly better. In terms of temperament and aura, it must be the No. 1 Spiritual Cultivation Heavenly Character, Tifa is a bit of a ruined house, and Liuzi is a little ruffian...... Xiaofeng is just stupid. But if it is fairer and more delicate, then the meridian is invincible, she is not young, but her skin is good enough to compete with a little girl like her sister who has not been out of the womb for less than two years, and the white is red and healthy and round, plus she is probably the most knowledgeable and capable person in the young sister Gu Tao knows except for Sister Tifa, these plus points add up, the meridian is really not bad.

"What do you think I'm doing then?" Jing Yuan frowned and buttoned the button on his neckline: "Am I gone?" ”

"No, no." Gu Tao shook his head and smiled: "You usually can't take selfies to beautify your face, right?" ”

"No, what's wrong?"

"I'll just say it." Gu Tao laughed: "If you open it, you will be transparent." ”

Jingyuan immediately knew that he was starting to talk sweetly again, but he was used to it, neither moved nor disgusted, just stood up and helped Gu Tao put on his clothes, and tidied up his neckline: "The guy who talks sweetly to everyone must not be a good person." ”

"I mean it from the bottom of my heart."

"Yes, yes, yes." Jing Yuan took out the perfume from the cabinet in the office and sprayed it on Gu Tao's body, then leaned over to his neck and sniffed it gently: "It's almost okay." ”

Gu Tao sniffed left and right on his body, feeling uncomfortable: "I think a man should be sweaty, and a bad smell is considered a man." ”

"I don't know how you managed to switch seamlessly between a scumbag and a straight man, but dressing yourself up a little more delicately is the minimum etiquette." Jing Yuan took out a new belt from the cabinet and began to help him put on the belt: "You not only want to be not ashamed, but also a manifestation of your own good cultivation." ”

"Yes, yes...... Teacher Jingyuan taught us. Gu Tao turned around helplessly and let the meridian edge toss on him: "What is that bandage?" Don't you know it's me if you're entangled? ”

"That's the cloth woven by the immortal vine, which can disrupt all a person's breath, and you haven't done systematic training, so the exercises won't be seen, as long as the breath is messed up, the phoenix won't doubt it."

"Who said that I am a master of free fighting."

"Shall we fight, then?"

"Come on."

Seven seconds later, Gu Tao's face was pressed against the chair and patted the back of the chair hard: "It hurts...... It hurts! It hurts! ”

Jing Yuan let go of him and sighed helplessly: "You are a real dish." ”

Gu Tao stood up and moved his arm: "You will also fight freely?" ”

"Everything, Xiu Ling has never played melee combat, but how many can you fight in her current state?"

"How many? Are you making me laugh? Gu Tao sneered: "I can take three million moves from her, I can shout twice in the first move, and even if I shout in the back, I will lose." ”

Jing Yuan pinched his face: "Don't be poor all day long." ”

"Well, do you find that our dialogue pattern is the same as that of an old husband and wife?"

"I'm an innocent little widow without you." Jing Yuan took out the lip balm and smeared the lip balm on his thumb, and gently applied it to Gu Tao's lips with his thumb: "Who wants to be a scumbag old husband and wife like you." ”

"Alas, don't say it, if I don't die, I'm afraid you won't be able to get married in this life." Gu Tao held her hand and put it under her nose and sniffed: "What kind of shower gel do you use?" It smells so good. ”

"Hey!" Jing Yuan withdrew his hand: "This action is too ambiguous, you are also a father, please be steady." ”

"You know I'm a very punk guy." Gu Tao rubbed Jing Yuan's face: "Do you know what punk means?" ”

"I don't know if punk is punk, but if you dare to kiss me, I'll kill you today."

Gu Tao, who was kicked out of the office, scratched his head and stood at the door and shouted: "I just want to know what shower gel you use!" What are you angry about? ”

At this time, the guard who had been standing outside next to him looked at Gu Tao with a smile.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Instructor." The guard coughed: "Actually, Senior Sister is angry that you didn't kiss her." ”

"Kissed you, you beat me up?" Gu Tao snorted: "You Kunlun people, it's really strange. ”

Gu Tao, who was repaired, walked out of the office building, the whole person was completely new, and the usual sloppy appearance was swept away under the control of the meridian edge, although the appearance has not changed significantly, but the spirit is different, especially the shaved beard, trimmed the eyebrows, and also took care of the hairstyle, the whole person is full of spirit, and looks very energetic.

"Yo, blind date?"

Wang Lei passed by Gu Tao with his bag, and took two breaths: "What brand of perfume?" This tastes good. ”

"I don't know, I was sprayed by the meridians."

"She is ...... with men's perfume," Wang Lei raised his eyebrows: "I understand." ”

Seeing that his expression was really like this, Gu Tao couldn't help but laugh and said, "You understand what." ”

"What does it mean for a single woman to carry men's perfume with her?"

"She likes this flavor more......"

"You're married, too." Wang Lei patted him on the shoulder: "You...... Forget it, it's your business. ”

Gu Tao touched his head and left, he didn't understand when the base became like this, all of them were strange. He and Jingyuan are definitely revolutionary friendships, without the slightest thought, and he also knows that Jingyuan doesn't look down on people like him who are lazy and unprofessional, she likes the kind of heroes who come to that station with their own inner glow. And Gu Tao is obviously not, the inner door brother goes to that station, it is a typical combination of waste people, one is lazy and the other is even lazier, such a person is not looked down on by fate.

Came to the café that she had made an appointment with Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng, who was wearing a pink dress, was sitting there watching the X sound with her mobile phone, Gu Tao was sitting opposite her, but she couldn't react, until Gu Tao ate her pastries, she showed her canine teeth and began to protect food.

"You're still protecting your food." Gu Tao put a piece of pastry into his mouth: "Where is your mother?" ”

"She's been waiting for us for a long time." Xiaofeng saw Gu Tao, who was dressed freshly and refreshingly, and his eyes lit up: "Why are you dressed like you want to meet your parents?" ”

"Or else?" Gu Tao cried and laughed and said: "Do I wear big pants, flip-flops, and stubble on my face?" Guess your mom won't beat me. ”

"That's right......" Xiaofeng nodded seriously and looked at Gu Tao carefully: "Dress up like this in the future!" ”

On the way to find the old phoenix with Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng naturally grabbed Gu Tao's arm, that kind of behavior that is completely just a brain Gu Tao thinks that this is definitely not an emotional behavior, but a natural intimate behavior between acquaintances, just like a small pet sticking to people.

"Have you eaten the phoenix eggs?"

"I'm reluctant."

"Eat, I'll give you life after eating."

It's good that she doesn't say that, but when she says this, Gu Tao feels weird, anyway, it's very strange, and she feels strange in her heart. Dare Xiaofeng is positioning herself as a hen that lays eggs, is this okay?

"You're wearing a pretty sexy outfit today."

"Is it good-looking?" Xiaofeng's eyes lit up suddenly: "Let me tell you, I bought it on Xianyu for only thirty yuan!" Usually I have a hard time buying clothes because my breasts are too big. ”

What a terrible line......

Gu Tao shook his head and took out a necklace from his pocket: "I'll give it to you." ”

Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, picked up the necklace and looked back and forth several times: "Wow! It's so pretty!! Help me put it on, help me put it on! ”

The receiver disguised as a necklace is actually very beautiful, and the sense of design and technology is much higher than those so-called famous works on the market, and as long as Xiaofeng wears it and doesn't deliberately take it off, it will take about a week to collect all her past memories, and then record new memory content. It's also equivalent to uploading her personality to the server.,This design can be said to be very good.,Praise for Sister Tifa.。

In addition, she herself is defenseless against Gu Tao, so it is not difficult to collect her memories.

"Is it pretty?"

Xiaofeng walked backwards in front of Gu Tao, pointing to the necklace she had just put on, her body turned around, and the little skirt flew away, blooming like a peony flower......

"Gone !!"