Funeral homes have always been alienated from people, and even if they work here, there are many taboos, such as not being able to answer mobile phones when burning corpses.

The so-called taboo is just a mouthful, and it cannot be taken seriously.

But since we received a thousand-year-old corpse, these taboos have happened one by one!

"The red lady has a big peach, and the mouse carries a big fishy cat,

The toad lays a swan egg, and a mosquito bag bites out of the wall;

The red lady braided her long hair, and her sister dragged the doll,

Running in front and jumping behind, who leans on their shoulders and laughs secretly......"

My phone was right next to the cremation oven, and the eerie nursery rhyme had been sung a dozen times, but I just wouldn't answer.

The first is that I dare not take it, and the second is that I can't take it.

I didn't dare to answer my mobile phone ringtone, which was originally "the most romantic thing I can think of, is to grow old with you", but I don't know why it became "the red lady has a big peach, and the mouse carries a big fishy cat", and anyone who hears such a weird and yin nursery rhyme ringtone will not answer it.

Also, I can't pick it up because of this "red lady"......

When I was a child, people called me "coffin", my middle and high school classmates called me a "pervert", and even teachers and professors in college called me a "necrophilia".

After graduating, I returned to my hometown in a small mountain town and worked in the police station through the connections of my relatives.

My name is Wu Xie and I am a forensic doctor.

Because the town is small and the population is small, the forensic doctor is basically set up, and when I have nothing to do, I go to the funeral home and work as a corpse burner.

Although the combined income of forensic medicine and cremation is good, there is a very serious problem, that is, I can't find a girlfriend.

My father, stepmother, and little sister all introduced me to blind dates, but before I could get closer, the girls hid their faces and covered their noses and fled, and one of them said that the smell of corpses on my body could be smelled across three streets.

Half a month ago, I happened to meet the junior high school crush of Banhua, she didn't seem to smell the smell of me, after ten days of contact, we are getting more and more harmonious, and tomorrow is going to get married!

Of course, I only told her that I worked at the police station, and she always thought I was an ordinary police officer.

I'm going to tell her about this after "raw rice is cooked."

But who knows, since our funeral home received a thousand-year-old female corpse, strange things have happened one after another. This place, which was originally very taboo on weekdays, suddenly entered the public eye, and the identities of my forensic doctor and cremation industry were also known.

The cause of the incident was that seven days ago, an ancient corpse was transported at about 6 o'clock in the evening, and according to the description of the villagers who found the corpse, it was because of a landslide caused by continuous heavy rain, and a coffin was washed out of the deep mountain forest, and there was an ancient corpse inside.

In our poor country, the museum people were too lazy to come, so the curator decided to burn the ancient corpses.

I'm a forensic doctor, and when I see a corpse, I must understand the cause of its death, so I transferred the ancient corpse to the autopsy room.

The police station in our town is very small, and I live alone in the dormitory of the funeral home, and there are many empty rooms, so I simply moved the coroner's room next door to me.

However, since that day, all sorts of weird things have happened to our funeral home.

Lao Zhang, like me, is a cremation chemical company and has worked in our funeral home for more than 20 years. For the cremation industry, the most feared thing is "suspended death of the corpse".

People are not actually dead, but they have just entered a state of suspended animation, what is it like to put a person who has suspended their death in a cremation furnace?

Not to mention that our families will strangle us, and our own consciences will be greatly condemned.

In the past 20 years, Lao Zhang has never missed a move. That day, Lao Zhang carefully examined the body as usual before pushing it into the crematorium. But it didn't take long for a ghost to cry wolf-like screams from inside, and the corpse screamed for more than an hour!

Although the doctor had issued a death certificate, the family still made a fuss, and soon the whole town knew about it, and Lao Zhang resigned because of the incident.

When we went to work the next morning, we found the doorman Wang Bo sitting under the sun on a hot day, wrapped in a quilt and shivering.

He told us that when he was patrolling last night, he found black footprints in the corridor outside the cremation room, so he followed the footprints into the cremation room, and found that a black figure crawled out of the crematorium, and as soon as the figure appeared, he pounced on Uncle Wang. After that, although the black shadow disappeared, Wang Bo's body was covered with a layer of black ash, and Wang Bo basked in the sun for three days before the black ash was sunburned and fell off.

In addition, there are all kinds of strange sounds coming from the funeral home at night, some seem to be singing, some are howling, and they are extremely terrifying, and now even Uncle Wang does not dare to patrol the night at night.

However, because I was preparing for the wedding these days, I didn't have an apartment, so I didn't know the exact situation. But because of Lao Zhang's incident, my work as a forensic doctor and cremation was known to my fiancée Li Meili.

At first, I thought she was going to make a big fuss, but she didn't say anything.

I originally thought that this matter was over, and the life of my wife and children was coming.

But early this morning, my teeth were not brushed, and the was not pulled, and Li Meimei's mother actually called me to bring 320,000 dowries, which was 100,000 more than before!

The wedding banquet cards have been sent out, and everyone in the town knows that my coffin boy is going to get married, and my father and stepmother hurriedly find relatives and friends to get the 100,000 yuan.

The woman temporarily changed the hexagram and asked for the bride price, such things have happened around us, who made me unable to marry a wife?

However, Li Meili is aiming at me, and she is getting more and more inches!

Her mother then asked us to expand the number of tables from thirteen to twenty! I tried to reason with them, but my dad stopped me.

Okay, knock out the teeth and swallow the blood, endure it!

Just ten minutes ago, Li Meili suddenly called me, and she said this: "Husband, my wedding diamond ring is only 40 points, it's too small." My cousin's is eighty points, and my classmate, she has one carat. Hani, dear ~~ More than forty is unlucky, people also want a one-carat diamond ring. ”

Lie rough! A carat diamond ring costs 100,000 yuan!!

I couldn't bear it anymore, so I replied at the time: "I don't have a one-carat diamond ring, can Lao Tzu burn you a ten-carat kidney stone!?" ”

Then, my phone kept ringing, there was Li Meimei, there were my parents, and my best friend.

I didn't want to pick it up, so after simply disposing of the ashes, I left work. I was so upset that I didn't bother to go back and explain to my dad and stepmom, so I simply walked towards the dormitory.

After coming to the funeral home for more than a year, there are really not many opportunities to have a careful autopsy, just a look or two, so I cherish every opportunity to conduct an autopsy, and I think that every autopsy is a precious opportunity for me to "communicate closely" with the deceased.

Maybe I crawled out of my mother's corpse, and instead of being disgusted with the corpse, I felt faintly kind.

Because the corpse is quiet, it will not look at me strangely, it will not hurt people with mean words, and it will not be inexhaustible and greedy!

I'm going to examine this thousand-year-old corpse and calm myself down.

Now, the corpse was in front of my eyes, it was well preserved, the surface had been carbonized, and strangely enough, despite the fact that the corpse had been soaked in water for a while, I still felt that it was very dry and cold to the touch with my gloves.

Although I didn't have many opportunities for an autopsy, my instinct told me that this corpse was different, not on the outside, but on the inside, and I always felt that there seemed to be something inside it.

After some measurements, I wrote down the specific number of the corpse's appearance on the small blackboard next to me, and this guy was actually two meters tall, with a strong physique, and even fat, and he was also a woman!

Her body structure is also peculiar, her hands are very long, but her feet are short, and she is as long as one meter and a half from her collarbone to her pelvis!

Due to age, her secondary sexual characteristics have largely disappeared, and the only thing that stands out is her belly. From the pelvis to the collarbone, it was high and bulging, and it always felt like a mummy, stuffed with something.

When the measurement was over, I picked up the scalpel and made a brisk cut in the highest bulge of the corpse.

To my surprise, a milky white liquid flowed out of the stomach of this thousand-year-old dry corpse!

I scraped a little bit with my finger and put it on the tip of my nose and sniffed it.

Hey, how can this smell still have a little bit of fragrance? Like ...... The taste of moon morning glory.

Petunia moonflower is a very old breed that is now almost extinct on the market. My university professor took the seed from a friend of his who was working as an archaeologist and made it bloom like a grandchild.

The smell of this flower is very peculiar, you can't smell it from a distance, you can only smell it if you put your nose to the "flare", but once you smell it, it will give people a sense of peace of mind and physical and mental comfort.

To be honest, if it weren't for the fear that this thing was poisonous, I would have stuck out my tongue and licked it.

Well, I'll admit I'm a bit of a pervert.

Continuing to enlarge the wound of the corpse with a scalpel, when I dissected her entire belly, I was surprised to find that her epidermis and dermis had been completely carbonized, but the subcutaneous tissue was intact and up to five centimeters thick! A translucent film has condensed in the innermost part.

It's so weird!

This corpse feels like a container to me!

With that in mind, I put my hand into the corpse's stomach. Leaving aside the damp skin, the film, and the milky liquid, the first thing I touched was something soft and soft. I couldn't really touch it because I was wearing gloves, but I could probably feel a shape, semicircular, quite large, and very soft.

Then I touched it to the side, but when I touched it, I felt that something was wrong!

Hurriedly used a rope hook to tear the belly of the corpse to both sides of a big opening, when the fat flesh turned over to both sides, I looked in, and was shocked to find that there was another female corpse curled up inside!!