388, childish ghosts
"Iron Security !!"
An Ruxue's roar sounded outside early in the morning, Gu Tao walked out wearing a vest and big pants and stepping on slippers, looking at her with messy hair: "What are you doing?" ”
"I'm going to kill you!"
"What's wrong......
"What are you giving me? It's swollen! ”
"Swollen?" Gu Tao suddenly smiled: "I'll take a look." ”
"Today you will die!"
An Ruxue rushed up to hit Gu Tao, but how could Gu Tao be touched by her, the two of them chased on the small playground for a long time, Gu Tao found that although this guy was very capable, he didn't seem to have the ability to move, the two little short legs fluttered and fluttered, Gu Tao felt that even if he cut off his calves, he would run faster than her.
"No......" An Ruxue held on to the basketball hoop and gasped: "Don't run!" Death is easy, especially fast. ”
"Are you stupid or am I stupid." Gu Tao was in good health, and he didn't breathe, so he stood not far away: "It's said that it's a home remedies, you have to stick to this thing, do you feel hot and painful?" “
So to speak...... An Ruxue thought about it carefully: "It seems to be, but that's the wind oil essence!" ”
"Have you ever seen a plaster-like wind oil essence? It's really a good thing to waste in your hands. Gu Tao looked disdainful: "Doctor, I really don't know, what are you studying?" ”
"Physics."
Is a Ph.D. in physics so stupid as a science student? Gu Tao felt a little strange, none of the science students he knew were like this, the previous science student was called Tifa, she was not like this. Or rather...... She has decided to give up thinking in order to be a little bigger?
"There's no point in me lying to you." Gu Tao spread out his hand and looked innocent: "If you don't believe it, return it to me." ”
"Don't give it!"
In the next few days, An Ruxue appeared every day with a strong cool oil smell, sometimes accidentally touching something on her chest, she would always squat on the ground with grinning teeth and rub it for a long time, looking a little desolate, but she didn't listen to the persuasion of the key issue, Gu Tao couldn't stand it, saying that this thing varies from person to person, if it's too uncomfortable, forget it, but she insists on using it disdainfully, even if it hurts so much that she secretly wipes her tears when she takes a shower at night, she doesn't give up treatment.
"Sister Tifa, let me ask you...... Is there anything that can be done for breast enlargement fast? ”
When Gu Tao quietly contacted the base, he asked casually, and Tifa said with disdain: "Do you like a big one?" ”
"Not that problem." Gu Tao sighed: "Don't worry about it, what you did ......"
It's really a sin, Gu Tao felt guilty when he saw An Ruxue's appearance, like a bastard who tricked children into eating chili peppers, Gu Tao looked at An Ruxue's grinning appearance all day long, and he was really a little embarrassed.
"Yes, there is, but the effect is not very good, at most it is a few centimeters larger than the bust, but the effect is fast, and the real effect can be seen in one round."
"Enough is enough!!"
"Then I'll teleport it to you."
Soon, five capsules appeared on Gu Tao's table, and there was a handwritten instruction manual on it, saying one pill a day, but it could not be taken directly, it was irritating to the stomach......
"It's strange, what is Sister Tifa doing researching this?" Gu Tao touched his chin: "She's big enough." ”
But that's not the point, early the next morning, Gu Tao warmed the milk, and then poured the contents of the capsule into it and stirred it with his fingers, and then he smacked his fingers twice, and then knocked on An Ruxue's door with milk, and after a while, the sleepy-eyed An Ruxue opened the door in children's pajamas, and saw that the door was Gu Tao, she had an extremely distrustful expression: "What are you doing?" ”
"Milk for you."
"Why?"
"Drink more milk...... It will be big. ”
An Ruxue took the milk, and looked at Gu Tao's expression like looking at a worm: "I warn you, if you want to chase me, you will die of this heart, I will not like a garbage stinky fish and rotten shrimp." ”
"Got it, got it."
Gu Tao didn't care what she said at all, his mind was full of ending this matter, and if the wind oil essence was wiped down, I was afraid that it would have to be pickled......
Every morning after that, Gu Tao would boil milk for An Ruxue for five days. On the morning of the sixth day, An Ruxue got up early and waited for Gu Tao to deliver milk, but she couldn't wait left and right, she frowned, took off her pajamas and prepared to wear underwear, and suddenly found that the original loose underwear had become tightly sewn, her first thought was that the clothes had shrunk, but when she took out a ruler and gestured, she found that it was actually ...... It's really big! It's really big!!
She got dressed, rushed to Gu Tao's door frantically, and slammed the door desperately: "Dog security!" Come out! ”
After a while, because I watched a movie yesterday and saw Gu Tao, who was very late, walked out with dark circles under his eyes: "What are you doing?" ”
"It's really big!! Big! ”
"Huh?" Gu Tao lowered his head and glanced at it: "This is a good thing." ”
"No, it looks like you didn't lie to me, and what about today's milk!?"
Gu Tao saw her excited appearance, and he couldn't bear to tear her down. When Gu Tao checked her information before, she found a black history of her, five years ago, she participated in a flat-chested contest on Weibo, and everyone's flat-chested people were wearing underwear, she was a stupid thing and sent a photo of not wearing underwear, according to common sense, this kind of leakage photo will be deleted in seconds, but ...... Her photos were unanimously left on her Weibo for a week before she was deleted after reacting, which was judged to be male by the system, Gu Tao thinks this is probably the world's biggest malice towards her.
And under the underwear photos and chest photos are all good people, good people, good people, and masturbation, and all of them have become you pitiful, sympathetic to you, brother, your bed sheets are so good-looking, and the eldest brother is worshiped by the younger brother......
In a word...... Her current madness is somewhat understandable, after all, she is a girl.
"It's too big, really." When Gu Tao was making breakfast, he looked at An Ruxue, who was pinching his nose and pouring milk: "Why do you bother? ”
"You know a!" An Ruxue was furious: "Do you know what people think of me when everyone is starting to develop and I am still like this? Do you know what it's like to be treated like a kid by a senior you have a crush? Do you know what it's like to be a man when a photo is posted online? ”
Gu Tao almost couldn't hold back his laughter......
In fact, An Ruxue is a really delicate girl, with a delicate face and delicate facial features, although she wears glasses, she not only does not lose points but also adds a lot of points, but her body type, how to describe it...... Anyway, her clothes are all children's clothes, and her shoes are all children's models, even the underwear that is exposed to the sun is the kind of little strawberry, little lion, red panda style, underwear...... Don't think about the bra, the small vest is reluctant, according to herself, it doesn't make sense for her to wear underwear or not, wear it in the summer to prevent bulging, and it doesn't matter at all at other times! Not! Place! Say!
"It's miserable."
"Don't say it. Dog security guard, do you have any other home remedies? ”
"Nope." Gu Tao shook his head: "The home remedies also have a good foundation, you ......"
"Alas......" She probably knew her state, so she could only sigh helplessly: "Remember to tell me if there is any way next time." I don't expect to grow taller, but at least it can make me look like a woman! ”
Really, if she sat shirtless on the playground with Gu Tao in the summer, Gu Tao would have lost if she looked at her more, and it would be really difficult for her to be at this level.
Soon, the first month passed like this, and there was still no movement in this mountain village school, every day Gu Tao ran back to take care of the children every other day in addition to fishing, cooking, drinking and sleeping, and if he didn't go back, he would also be bored in the room alone to deal with some things in the base, and hold a conference call for them to Jingyuan, which was no different from outside.
And An Ruxue is completely savage, she has changed from a lady at the beginning to a boy, hunting, fishing and tossing Gu Tao all day long, Lao Zheng...... It's still like that, cooking is his hobby and pleasure, and so is drinking. Now one more fun is to drink wine and watch Gu Tao mess with An Ruxue, and then be chased around the playground by An Ruxue.
Gu Tao's mouth is really owed, not only owes but also loses a lot, he especially likes to provoke An Ruxue, and then make her run all over the ground. And An Ruxue also has a problem with her brain, she always loses her temper with Gu Tao, but when she turns her head, she will come to his side and chat with him, but if she doesn't talk for two words, she will be owed to the eruption of the volcano.
Time into June, the new world's first martial arts conference began to register again, Gu Tao did not participate this time, Xin Chen operated according to Gu Tao's arrangement throughout the whole process, this time and the last time there is a most obvious difference is that it is no longer held by the five camps together, but a camp in the Northeast Central Plains, a camp in Shushan and the south, Kunlun did not participate, the reason is that he is very busy and wants to farm.
But in fact, now Kunlun has a group of people stationed at the base, starting regular virtual arena training, and being beaten by the Blues every day with Liuchun's gang. The Blues who have strengthened another round are no longer the combat effectiveness of the world, although the Red Army will get all kinds of magical buffs at the beginning of each game, but every time they are pressed to the ground and rubbed against each other, they are beaten to the point of crying and crying.
"Draft!" The deputy commander-in-chief of the Red Army, hiding in a cave, scolded: "Can anyone tell me why the Blues dropped nuclear bombs!" ”
"You ask me, who the do I ask!" Liuchun hugged his knees: "Lao Tzu is going crazy!" beaten again. ”
"Still not coming?"
"Come on! Lao Tzu doesn't believe it anymore and regroupes! Get ready to be decapitated! ”
Although I don't know what kind of mood they are in to fight, they probably have the same mentality as the group of people who play wolf. Of course, there is still a difference between this confrontation and a wolf, a wolf has tricks and weaknesses, and it is very warm, and if you can't beat it, it will only make people feel that they are a vegetable, and the dish will be over. But this kind of confrontation training, the other side doesn't beep with you at all, the starting tactical nuclear strike is followed by the spell bombardment, and then the whole mechanical legion plows the ground to search, and finally the sword fairy rides the face.
In other words, the Blue Army has nuclear weapons, and at the same time, it also has a fully mechanized force, a forbidden spell mage group, a sword immortal force, and the average ability of all types of personnel at the level of the top bosses of various sects and factions is 0.5 spirits. Goose, Dog, Xiu Ling, and Xin Chen are combat units, one spirit is equal to two million dogs, and one Xin is equal to three spirits. And the combat power of a Sword Immortal Legion is about three thousand xin, this is a confrontation match? This can break through the fairy world, right?
Hit your mother!
Liuchun got up and spat viciously on the ground with black ash: "Director team, I am the eighteenth generation of your ancestors!" Finally, the remaining personnel, follow me, and the decapitation begins! ”