Chapter 9 Static braking
"Sister, it seems that there is no way," out of Zhang Jingyi's room, and after walking not far, Emily, who was riding on Xiang Zidan's neck, said in a milky voice: "Commander Zhang thinks it can't be done, unless you are also like Sister Zhen......"
"You're done, Emily!" Xiang Zidan said: "Look at you like this, do you still want to come here?" ”
"Then we'll just have to eat and wait to die!"
"Looking back, what Commander Zhang said is right," Xiang Zidan said, "If all of us become like you, the earthlings will be done!" ”
She thought about what Zhang Jingyi had just told her about the truce with the Jones, and what she and Shu Yunpeng had heard Samantha say. The ancestors of the Jones advance team pretended to be Shinto and went to the earthlings to have fun, what Zeus, Hera, and Athena were all orally passed down by the earthlings at that time, and the later earthlings arranged them with false rumors, in fact, they were all Jones people pretending to be gods and ghosts. As a result of their reckless actions, they have become gods in the minds of the earthlings, isn't this the sorrow of the earthlings?
Xiang Zidan calmed down suddenly, she understood that Zhang Jingyi seemed to be very arrogant, and sometimes she would say something depressing like I don't care about it after I die, but she actually understood it very well in her heart. For now, the Jones people have far more advanced technology than earthlings, and they are like gods. For them, maybe the earthlings are apes in the laboratory, or rather, they are not much better than apes.
In this state, it is best for the earthlings to stick to the dungeon and not let the Jones people in. Even if you can only wait for the fire of the Heavenly Tribulation two hundred years later, it can only be said that it is a choice of desperation.
Thinking of this, Xiang Zidan couldn't help but sigh secretly.
"Sister, what are you sighing for!" Emily said, "Isn't it just a dungeon, it's not to the point of exhaustion!" ”
As she spoke, she sighed inexplicably. The milky sigh sounded weird, and Xiang Zidan laughed: "I said you can do it!" Listening to your hairy boy sigh so popular, my pores stand up! ”
"I miss my brother," said Emily, "and if my brother were here, we wouldn't be so hard!" ”
"Not necessarily, Emily!" Xiang Zidan said: "The reason why my brother chose to cooperate with the Jones people to drill the wormhole in the end is because he knows that if he doesn't go, the Jones people will also find ways to kill him and send his body into the wormhole!" ”
"I know that they treat my brother as a sacrifice and sacrifice it to the Universe Lord, so that the Universe Lord will be angry!" Emily said.
Emily is one of the people who accompanied Shu Yunpeng on his last journey, and she will never forget the thrilling scene when she saw Shu Yunpeng like a leaf, sucked away by a raging wormhole: "But my brother is gone, and the Lord of the Universe is not angry!" So I don't think my brother actually needs to cooperate with them, so he can hide in the dungeon and lead us against the Jones. ”
"Brother also thinks about another layer, maybe he is gone, and the space-time traits have really changed?" Xiang Zidan said: "Brother is making a last stand, he hopes that once he leaves, the space-time traits can be effectively improved, and in the future, we will face the problem of competing with the Jones people for the dominance of the earth." Therefore, he desperately wants to kill Jones Lulu, the technical leader of the Jones people, in order to narrow the technological gap between the two sides and give us a chance. ”
"I know...... It's all tears, don't talk about it! ”
Xiang Zidan smiled, seeing that Emily's little person was talking like an adult, she still looked like she was full of that kind of thing, she really couldn't help it. But then, her tears flowed unconsciously.
Raising children can be a hassle, especially with adult brains. After lunch, Xiang Zidan wanted to do something, but Emily always climbed up and down, which made her unable to calm down.
"I said Emily, you should take a nap!"
"Take a nap? Do you sleep? ”
"I'm an adult, I don't have to sleep!"
"Then I'm also an adult, so I don't have to sleep!"
"Emily, you are now a child's body," Xiang Zidan could only deceive: "It's the time to grow your body, you have to sleep more!" Otherwise, when you grow up, your body won't be as strong as Emily used to be, and you probably won't be as beautiful as before! ”
"Really?" Emily glared at Xiang Zidan and asked, "Is there a scientific basis?" ”
"Absolutely!" Xiang Zidan held back a smile and said seriously: "Does your son have to sleep for more than ten hours a day?" You're younger than him now, should you sleep at least as much as he does? ”
Emily tilted her head and thought for a while, then said, "Okay, I'll sleep!" ”
Emily is okay, but Sister Zhen is even more troublesome. Xu Yunzhi found that Sister Zhen always refused to take off her clothes, and she had to dress neatly when she went to bed, otherwise she would not sleep. When I went to the toilet, I always wanted to climb into the toilet by myself, and I fell off several times, and once I had a bag on my head.
"I said Sister Zhen, can't you call me?" Xu Yunzhi couldn't laugh or cry. She knew that Sister Zhen was embarrassed, so she said, "I'll help you up, don't look at you, okay?" ”
What's worse is that she didn't let Xu Yunzhi help her wipe her buttocks, and she couldn't wipe it clean, so her body was always smelly. I wanted to wash her, but she resolutely refused. The former sister Zhen didn't care about being naked at all, even in front of Shu Yunpeng. But now, she was ashamed to let her acquaintances see her little nakedness.
"I'll give you a bath!" Xu Yunzhi couldn't stand it anymore, so she wanted to give her a bath, but she resolutely refused. After two days of stalemate like this, Xu Yunzhi couldn't bear it anymore, so he could only forcibly strip off the little girl's sister Zhen's clothes and press her into the bathtub: "I'm sorry, Sister Zhen, otherwise you will have sores on your body!" ”
Ji Yutong is similar, but Tang Liqing is more decisive. The little girl Ji Yutong refused to do this, she simply ripped off her pants and knocked down her ass: "I can't help it, Yutong!" If you are smart, you should honestly realize that you are a child and cannot take care of yourself. Otherwise, I'll just treat you like a real child and spank you if you don't obey, and you'll be even more embarrassed! ”
"Are we mothers or nannies?" When Xu Yunzhi, Tang Liqing, and Xiang Zidan encounter each other, they will think of this question, and they can't laugh or cry. But it's okay, it's a little troublesome, nothing happened.
Before I knew it, many days had passed, and it was calm in the dungeon, as if nothing had happened. People work, eat, rest, everything is so organized. Zhang Jingyi remembered that Shu Yunpeng asked her to play cards with Claire, and that time she always lost and almost stripped naked. From memory, she quickly remembered the number of cards and copied them from memory. Now, there are entertainment tools in the dungeon.
"Commander Zhang's trick is good," Tang Liqing said, "Everyone has something to play, and they are no longer idle and bored to cause trouble." ”
Later, some people also found a lot of similar entertainment tools from past sources. In fact, this is just that earthlings used to be very popular ordinary games, but later people preferred real killing games in reality, and these ordinary games gradually disappeared when no one played them.
"That's it for us," Xu Yunzhi was very happy to see that the dungeon was calm and serene: "Look at what tricks the Jones people have!" ”
"Yes, we can only brake quietly," Tang Liqing also agreed: "If you can't afford to provoke it, you can still hide!" ”
"That's all there is to it!" Zhang Jingyi also said: "I'll talk about it when they can't bear it anymore." ”
The Jones people really couldn't bear it, they thought that if Sister Zhen and the others were rectified like that, the earthlings would always react a little, and maybe they would come to protest or something. Who knew that the earthlings not only didn't make any movements, but also simply didn't say a word. They took the initiative to contact several times, but the earthlings still didn't answer.
"I'll take it and see what they say!" After cutting off the call several times, when the Jones people came to contact again, Tang Liqing suggested answering it again.
Everyone agreed, and Xu Yunzhi connected to the Jones people, but closed the whole system and only retained the voice call.
"Why don't you turn on the holographic system?" Seeing that there was only voice, Samantha said, "Turn on the holographic system, let's have a good chat!" ”
"It's broken!" Xu Yunzhi replied angrily, and added: "Too lazy to repair!" ”
"Hehe, Professor Xu is angry!" Samantha smiled: "I'm sorry, I know, Professor Xu will definitely not be happy if we rectify Sister Zhen like that." But we can't help it, they killed our people and ate her flesh, and we punish them a little, not too much! ”
"yes, not too much, at least not to kill them, right?" Xu Yunzhi said: "So we didn't say anything!" …… Oh, Governor Samantha, if you don't have anything else to do, I'm busy and I'm going to shut down......"
"Is it really that busy, Professor Xu?" Samantha said, "It seems that Professor Xu is still angry. ”
"No, I'm really busy!" Xu Yunzhi pretended to be calm and said: "I'm going to pee for Sister Zhen, this two-year-old child can't pee himself!" I have to give her a shower when I'm done peeing...... I'm sorry, Governor Samantha, I have to hurry, or the little boy will pee his pants! ”
Xu Yunzhi turned off the communicator as he spoke. As soon as she turned off the communicator, a burst of happy laughter erupted in the conference room, and even Sister Zhen couldn't help laughing.
"I didn't expect Professor Xu to have such a sense of humor!" Zhang Jingyi smiled and leaned back: "Samantha would never have imagined that she wanted to tease us, but she was also teased!" ”
"It's just that Professor Xu made fun of me!" The little girl, Sister Zhen, finished laughing, a little uncomfortable.
"I'm sorry, Sister Zhen!" Xu Yunzhi hurriedly said to Sister Zhen: "I'm not trying to tease Samantha!" ”
"I know!" Sister Zhen said: "But I think it's not enough to tease her like this. ”
"Don't worry, Sister Zhen," Tang Liqing said: "There is a way, a gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late." Now it's getting hotter and hotter outside, and we'll see how long they can get through! ”
"It's better to scorch them all!" Emily said.
"Don't burn, I'll just see it's enough!" Xiang Zidan slapped Emily's little ass and said with a smile: "Emily ate the ...... of her long body."