This is the first time in my life that I have seen a ghost in the true sense of the word.

Although I've seen paper figures, living corpses, and zombies before, I still feel a little different.

Those things are all processed in the later stage and need to be manipulated by humans, while ghosts are formed by the condensation of the three souls and seven spirits from the body after death, which is the real subject of a person. After all, the body ages, but the soul is generally immortal.

Tu Chen also found a clean iron shelf, and sat on it with a slight jump, and I obviously saw that the stainless steel plate under her was dented by a large piece. ()

"Na, his name is Lao Zhang, a very decent people's teacher. The great benevolent people of the seventh generation are full of merits. ”

Tu Chen glanced at Lao Zhang, and then said: "According to the process of the underworld, if a good person like Lao Zhang dies, there is basically no need to be reincarnated. In those years, because of the crazy growth of the population, the mortality rate has greatly exceeded the birth rate, resulting in reincarnation. Old Qin, oh, it was King Qin Guang who came up with a way to build a large-scale city of bliss on the bank of the Lechuan River, the most beautiful place in the underworld. As long as you accumulate a certain amount of merit, you can go to live there, and you can have whatever you want. ”

Speaking of which, the foodie wiped a handful of hats and looked at me with a smile.

"And then?"

"Lao Zhang, he is a man who came over during the war years, he was born in a very remote mountain village, where there was once a girl named Huaihua, who was his first love. When he and Huaihua were just engaged, they left with the army, and when they left, they swore to Huaihua that they would come back to marry her. But in the end, it didn't work out. This wish has always been hidden in my heart, and it is also the biggest regret in my life. ”

"The old man wants to see the acacia flower?" I asked.

"Well, what an infatuated man, if I met such an infatuated boy, I would definitely cherish him, and then give him a lot of little monkeys."

I rolled my eyes and said, "Doesn't he have a lot of merits, wouldn't it be better to just go to the ghost and find someone." ”

"You think the ghost is omnipotent? Just give a name and a place name to find someone? If that were the case, there would not be so many lonely ghosts, unjust, false and wrongful cases among the people. ”

Tu Chen moved his body slightly, swaying his calves, and the iron frame staggered with her movements, even making a tooth-souring sound.

"How can we solve something that can't even be solved by ghosts?"

"It's because it's hard to solve it, that's why I came to you." Tu Chen propped his hands and jumped down, "Haven't you been to Beibi Mountain before?" Lao Zhang's hometown is a primitive village near Beibi Mountain, and we started looking for it from there. ”

"After all these years, it feels like looking for a needle in a haystack."

"Don't say it's a needle, even Mi Qingzi has to be fished. 50,000 merits, Lao Zhang uses the merits that others can't accumulate in two lifetimes as a condition. If it weren't for the familiarity of you, I would have rushed up alone. What kind of beautiful man can't buy these merits? Wood ahhahaha"

This woman is hopeless, if she can get married, my name will be written upside down!

After that, Tu Chen asked me to take a few pieces of rune paper.

But when I put my hand in, I found that the yellow envelope was empty.

"Strange. When I went out, I obviously put a pile of rune paper in, why is it gone? ”

"Concentrate and think carefully about the shape of the rune paper."

According to what Tu Chen said, I quickly imagined the shape of the pile of rune paper in my mind. Then, with a slight grab, the rune paper appeared in my hand out of thin air.

"This is this"

"This is called the Qiankun bag, the token of the head of the old man's master's family, that is, when you take over this Qiankun bag. You're the head of Maido. ”

"Huh!?"

"Hahaha, it's already good if I didn't let you marry me, and I'll tie a paper figure at speed."

While tying the paper figure with talisman paper, I cautiously asked, "That girl, where is Maido?" ”

"It's gone."

"Gone?"

"Hmm. More than 20 years ago, the old man's master did one thing that I think is the most awesome thing, in order to protect a mother and daughter, he led fifteen people from the Mai Hall to face the hundred masters of the Taoist Sect and the Holy Gate. In the end, fifteen people died in battle, the house was burned to the ground, and the mother and daughter had been escorted away before that, and the two factions finally returned in vain. ”

Hearing this, I couldn't help but be in awe!

"Cow beep, huh?"

I nodded.

"Cow beep, you hurry up, what time is it, tonight is the finale of the TV series that raising foxes is a disaster." The old lady was waiting for Xia Yu to carry an anti-materiel sniper rifle to the heavenly court to abuse the Nine Heavens God General. ”

Under Tu Chen's constant urging, I pierced a fist-sized paper figure with talisman paper.

After the paper man was tied, Tu Chen snorted at me.

"Huh?" I looked at her with a bewildered expression.

"Ahhhhh

I twitched the corners of my mouth. A little embarrassed, he said, "But I won't." ”

She reached out and patted her forehead, and sighed, "Oh my God, this old man is dead and will make trouble for me!" ”

"Huh, follow me!"

"Oh."

As he spoke, Tu Chen pinched a trick with his fat hand: "God Ling Yingying." There is a clear in the skull, and the ghost is forbidden to draw a talisman, but it can be safe! ”

Following Tu Chen's movements, I pointed my hand at Lao Zhang's soul and shouted, "Soul Detention Spell." Harvest! ”

Lao Zhang's soul suddenly trembled, and my hand kept shaking, I only felt that I had established some kind of mysterious connection with Lao Zhang, but Lao Zhang's soul just couldn't come in, and it seemed that there was a layer of estrangement between each other.

"Tsk. Alas, a rookie is indeed a rookie. ”

Tu Chen sighed and shook his head, walked behind me, and his fat big hand suddenly slapped my chin!

"Smack!"

With the chrysanthemum tightening, the body felt an indescribable touch. Then the trick was certain, and Lao Zhang's soul turned into a ghostly light, and quickly disappeared into the paper man.

Tu Chen even grabbed his hand in front of me: "Don't say it, this feels pretty good." ”

This pervert!

When Tu Chen and I got home, Qin Niang and my little sister were sitting in the living room watching TV.

I was about to ask them what kind of TV they watched. I saw a blonde woman with a chainsaw and slashing people everywhere!

Blood is splattered, flesh and bone are separated, and internal organs are flowing!

"Li Qianyan, you ghost girl! I told you that I couldn't let Qinniang watch violent and terrifying movies! ”

"Brother, you don't understand, watching horror movies can inspire girls to have a strong desire to be protected."

With my fist of love, I crushed her head a few times. She begged for mercy in pain, and then let go: "There will be a next time, I won't give you pocket money for three months!" ”

Worried that Qin Niang would be affected by the bloody scenes in the movie, I subconsciously took Qin Niang's hand and took her upstairs.

When I first arrived at the staircase, I suddenly stopped, and Qinniang stopped beating me.

No, it should be said that the empress stopped beating me.

In other words, the empress seems to have fallen into a dormant state, so I deliberately brought the whole person closer and sniffed the faint fragrance of Qinniang's body with my nose.

Sure enough, the taste on Qinniang's body has changed and faded, and this refreshing aroma can only be exuded by Qinniang.

In addition to the excitement, I suddenly noticed that there was a strange silence behind me.

Turning around, the little sister and the fat girl were looking at us directly, their eyes were shining brightly, and the expression was the same as when I peeked at the little yellow book when I was a child.

"Brother, dear, dear. Let's also observe and have a chance to learn on the spot. ”

"It's not common to have such a rare on-site observation and teaching opportunity, old five, go on, strip your wife's clothes and put her soft and delicate body against the wall. Lift her slender and fair **. ”

I didn't bother to pay attention to the two people who were not ashamed, so I took Qinniang and quickly went upstairs.

"Brother, sister-in-law hasn't taken a bath yet." From downstairs, the voice of the little sister, "Don't worry, we see that the male god is making trouble in the heavens, you wash slowly." ”

When I heard this, I seemed a little hesitant.

Well, since the incident with Shui Yao, taking a bath has been for me. It has a very special meaning.

I looked at Qinniang fixedly, pursed my mouth, and asked in a low voice, "Qinniang, should we wash together?" ”

Qin Niang did not answer.

I scratched my head and said with a smile: "Otherwise, let's wait a moment and let the first junior high school help you, you girls are more convenient after all." ”

I was about to pull her into the room, when I suddenly felt a pulling force coming from behind me, and then Qin Niang took the initiative to take me to the bathroom!

When I entered the bathroom, Qinniang turned around and pressed me against the wall. And then there was no then.

Qin Niang was still dumb and cute, she snuggled up in my arms, with bright eyes, looking straight at me.

I stretched out my hand on her forehead, tapped lightly, and said dotingly: "You, I guess you have been damaged by this girl in the first year of junior high school." ”

"What's the matter, it's obvious that my sister-in-law took the remote control and pressed it to the adult table, and I finished reading the whole 'Girl Who Doesn't Button'."

Suddenly there was a little girl's voice outside the door, and then the two ghost girls frolicked and rushed downstairs. And I also locked the bathroom door, turned on the warm water, and brought the bathroom to the dust, so that Qin Niang gently removed the clothes on her body

Bathing Qinniang has long been a habit, and she is my wife, what she can see and what she can't see, I've seen it for a long time.

The round, the straight, the warped, the soft, the soft, the soft, have all been touched and touched.

It's nothing, it's just that every time it's the biggest test of my concentration, and I feel that Megumi Yanagishita is also weak in front of me. In addition, at the same time, I am also worried about whether I will leave sequelae after a long time, and it is a good thing to be able to endure it, but if I endure it for a long time, something big will definitely happen.

Therefore, we must quickly find a way to make Qinniang a normal person and let her separate from the empress!

Thinking like this, I began to pick up the clothes for Qin Niang to put on, I moved very lightly and slowly, and at this time, I saw Qin Niang's eyes suddenly dumbfounded!

(Battlefield Literature)