Chapter 1: I don't like my name
♧ "Ouyang Huancai! ”
Hearing someone call this name, Ouyang Huancai was very disgusted and hesitated to agree!
In fact, deep down in Ouyang Huancai's heart, he really doesn't like his name!
She always wanted to:
If each of these names can be named by their own after birth, they will definitely take the name as: Ouyang Facai!
If it weren't for the fact that the name change involves all kinds of procedures, certificates, file declarations, bank cards, credit cards, mobile phone names, forest right certificates, real estate certificate transfers, etc., which are too complicated! Ouyang Huancai had already gone to the household registration department to change his name!
However, although it is difficult to change the name of the household registration department, Ouyang Huancai has a way, and her bronzing business card is printed: Ouyang Facai!
She thinks, her head! She's this IQ! This EQ of hers! If she doesn't get rich, then God is unfair to her, and second, she won't be lucky! And not for any other reason!
She once read a folk miscellaneous book, and the above sentence made her never forget:
Luck arrives, one inch at a time!
Life is not good, step on shit step by step!
She has always believed that she is temporarily poor and overstretched, and inside the bag is "cloth bumping cloth" ("cloth bumping cloth" is a dialect colloquialism!). It means that only the cloth in the clothes bag collides with the cloth! There's no coin quarantine in between! The implication is that there is no money! Poor and penniless! )! It's all because of bad luck!
If you're lucky!
Huh! I, Ouyang Facai, am a person who will step on a lump of gold every step I take......
"Ouyang Huancai!"
The shouter is not loud! But very majestic! And because it's called the second time, there is obvious impatience in the tone!
It seems that this man is the "supreme leader" of this one place!
Ouyang Huancai knew that this person who shouted at her would definitely not dare to shout!
Because if the noise is a little louder, the patrol and correctional officers on duty outside will come to observe at any time!
If the correctional police find out that this voice is so-and-so, it came out for no reason during the break!
Huh! Cub, cub! Your performance is deducted!
Anyone who has been in prison knows that this "deduction of points" will be accompanied by a series of punishments! If it is serious, it will even increase the prison sentence!
Not many would dare to do such a stupid thing!
Ouyang Huancai was thinking about the past, but he really didn't hear this low call clearly!
"Ouyang Huancai! I called this one last time! If you don't make a sound! I'll treat you like a dumb person from today onwards! So that you can't even make a sound! ”
The low, majestic voice sounded again! The ingredients of anger are already in the air!
Ouyang Huancai came back to his senses from that thought, but he ignored this person's threat!
Where did Ouyang Huancai get the guts?
She has never studied martial arts, she has never practiced yoga, and she has never practiced sumo, so where did she have the courage not to answer the aggressive pusher in front of everyone?
Ouyang Huancai didn't care about the six other girls in the same cell, six pairs of fierce eyes, like the security detection stick, looking at her all over her body in a mobile way!
Ouyang Huancai walked straight to the person who shouted her name, raised one left foot sharply, and stepped on the edge of the bed where this person was sitting!
Ouyang Huancai's left hand rested on the arch of his left leg!
Ouyang Huancai's eyes were wider than the fifteenth moon, staring at the person who called her name!
Ouyang Huancai pointed at himself with his other hand, and asked the humanity that called her "Ouyang Huancai" three times:
"Did you call me just now?"
These five big and three thick women were confused by Ouyang Huancai's actions! I don't know how many catties and taels this Ouyang Huancai has? I don't know if I've met a folk master, right?
The five or three women's mouths opened, and the first word was not spit out smoothly! Swallowed his saliva before nodding! It's not like I used to be in this cell 77! Commanding spirit!
Ouyang Huancai's round eyes were shining! Continue to say word by word:
"Brother! Junior! You! Shout! Wrong! Finish! ”
The woman reached out and scratched the back of her head, and said in a weak voice, "Am I wrong?" Am I calling it wrong? Isn't your name Ouyang Huancai? ”
Ouyang Huancai nodded his hand and turned around, made thirty-six gestures of different lengths in the void, and stared at the strong woman with his eyes:
"Tell you! My name is Ouyang Facai! That's a total of 26 paintings! And Ouyang Huancai! It's a total of 36 paintings! ”
The strong girl's previous hardness softened completely, and she said:
"Ouyang is rich? Ouyang Huancai? Sounds pretty much the same! It doesn't matter, I'll call you Ouyang Facai in the future! Do you know the rules of our Prison No. 77? ”
Ouyang Huancai's face tensed:
"The rules are made by men!
The rules are also changed by people!
Today, I'm here to change the rules! ”
The strong girl sitting on the bed, and the other six women who were watching were all wide-eyed!
The strong girl in the center is obviously the leader here, commonly known as the "cell head", and she may have never seen such a powerful "new criminal" as Ouyang Huancai!
The strong girl's tone softened a lot, and she changed the subject:
"Ouyang is rich! Just call you Ouyang Facai! I ask you, do you know how to play chess? It's the kind of chariot and horse artillery handsome! ”
Ouyang Huancai smiled:
"Oh! Dare to love is what you said about the car rampant, the horse walks the day, the elephant flies to the field, the cannon hits the mountain, the handsome residence in the nine palaces, and the Chinese chess that moves forward bravely! That's the quintessence of our country! In our countryside, almost all men and women can play a few hands! That's a big deal! ”
The strong girl seems to be a bosom friend in the mountains and flowing waters!
When he came up, he grabbed Ouyang Huancai's hands and said, "Brother! You must be a master, right? Are you willing to accompany my brother to kill a few games? My hands are itchy! ”
Someone next to him chuckled and said, "Look at our boss, he finally met someone who can play chess, and he doesn't even care about us female brothers!" She didn't even follow the rules she had set! ”
Someone whispered, "That's right! Obviously I want to call the newcomer to serve the power! The sanitation and toilet cleaning in our prison are all done by the new prisoners! Looks like this thing is going to be yellow! ”
Someone agreed, and sighed shallowly: "It seems that the rules in our prison will really have to be changed from today onwards!" ”
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The strong girl didn't care about the discussion of the group, just urged Ouyang Huancai to say:
"Brother! Okay no! Let's kill a few games right away! Oh! That's right! My name is Xiang Yixian, and there is no girl here to play chess with me! I saw that you were polite, so I thought you could play chess, and as I expected! I guessed it! ”
Ouyang Huancai smiled and said, "Play chess!" Let's level numb! I still know the basic rules of the line! At least the horse skimmed his legs, like the river still understands! ”