Chapter 34: Heaven Wants to Be a Matchmaker
Recently, Wufu Village has been a little unpeaceful.
There are more than ten chickens and a large cage of rabbits in the old house of the Zhou family, and the old lady can pick up a bag of eggs every morning.
Since she drove the chickens and ducks back from Zhou's side one day, her family's livestock, no matter how they were closed every day, was always on Zhou Chengli's side on the second day. Eggs, ducks, eggs, or something, never picked up again.
Even when I wake up every morning, I can see the deep chicken paw prints on the wall.
"You guys who kill a thousand knives, what kind of ecstasy soup have you poured into my chickens and ducks, run to your house when you see the sky, look at my old hens, and the eggs have lost a lot of weight. What have you done to my chickens and ducks, you debt collectors! The old lady was so angry that she scolded.
Zhou Chengli's face was slightly red, but he couldn't refute it.
I also want to know what kind of decoction Yan Yan poured into your chickens, every morning when I get up, there are a group of chickens and ducks lining up at the door to lay eggs.
In the evening, they all go back to eat chicken food, and they come to lay eggs in the morning.
It looks like I'm fascinated.
Zhou Mingan dragged the old lady back with a calm face, and was about to elect the village head, but he didn't dare to make a fuss at all.
He naively thought that the village chief of Wufu Village had already been in his pocket.
"It's about to be Quanfu Niangniang's birthday, and these villages are going to grab blessings. You young people, don't hurt your peace. The old village chief stepped down immediately, and when he saw Zhou Ming'an's calm face, he said a word.
Zhou Ming'an's face changed slightly, he nodded quickly, and ran away with the old lady.
Quanfu Town is famous for Quanfu Temple, and every three years on the occasion of the autumn harvest, 'grabbing blessings' attracts people to come.
Among them, several surrounding villages are the main force, 12345 Fu Village, and a team of people from outside participate. That team is generally sent by the government and belongs to the official people.
It is said that every time the person who grabs the most blessings will be blessed by the whole blessing Niangniang, which is great luck.
"Everyone, you have a good rest these two days. Strive to have a big fat boy next year. Yang spoke.
This Dong's stomach did not have the slightest effect, and the Yang family was already anxious.
Dong didn't dare to say a word, but Nuno nodded. There is almost no sense of presence.
Unfilial piety is the greatest, she is the eldest son and eldest daughter-in-law, she eats soup and medicine every day, but her stomach is not angry, and her heart is naturally a little weak.
"Mother, I went to the river yesterday to have a look. The river water is almost gone, and you can faintly see a lot of fish backs, and it is estimated that this year it is not easy to find that blessing. The boss put down the bowl, and Dong hurriedly cleaned it up.
There is a small river in Quanfu Town, which passes through five villages in five directions and finally converges in the town. In this way, it is difficult to divide who belongs to whom, and it becomes a common land.
There have been fights because of uneven distribution. It was not until later that the fry were laid down every three years at the Quanfu Temple.
The fry are mixed with the lucky fish engraved with the word Fu with a special technique, and they are distributed according to the number of Fu characters caught. Over time, it has simply become a special scenery in Quanfu Town.
The most interesting thing is that the robbery can also be freely matched, which has contributed to a lot of marriages. Also called marriage fish.
The second round of grabbing blessings is even more interesting.
In addition to competing for luck or luck, the word luck is inseparable from both horizontal and vertical.
"Let Yanyan try it this year, if no one is with her, you will be on a team with her." Yang paused, always feeling that this daughter still couldn't smash her hands.
At this time, Zhou Laosan only felt the back of his head froze, as if he was blocking some God-given marriage. Cold sweat broke out on the back of the whole person.
Realizing it later, he nodded silently.
Xie Fu.
"Brother, dad sent a message. said that it was for you to go and grab the blessing too. I can't say that the bad luck can be better. Dad also said that there were some nobles coming. Who the hell is it? Xie Yinghui's eyebrows and eyes were crooked with a smile.
The last time the annex collapsed an attic, it is said that it was collapsed by the butler's fart?
This made the Xie family feel that their family was getting worse and worse.
"But I think it's probably because Aunt Fuzhong is too pregnant, and he wants to rob him of blessing and give birth to a son, right?" Xie Yinghui covered her mouth and chuckled.
Xie Jingxiu glared at her slightly, he had already dealt with the matter here.
If it weren't for the letter sent by Marquis Xie, he would probably have returned to Beijing to resume his life.
Xie Jingxiu frowned, noble? There was a little more doubt in my heart.
I'm afraid that his incident this time has aroused suspicion, let's investigate the truth.
"You go find someone who is hard-hitting." Xie Jingxiu was silent for a moment, and then ordered.
Xie Yinghui's eyes lit up, but when she thought that her brother had already overcome several of them, she didn't dare to look for the girl with great fanfare. I just plan to go into battle myself.
"I'll come, I'm your own sister. Could it be that I will still prevent you from getting married? Xie Yinghui swore an oath. It's not going to get married, is it?
Early in the morning of the second day.
Xie Yinghui, who was about to test the poison, was smashed and broke her leg by the beam that fell from the sky.
Xie Jingxiu......
Girl, I hurt you!
"Brother, do you want to find a man for you?" Xie Yinghui, who had a broken leg and a pale face, didn't give up, women can't do it, men are always okay, right?
Xie Jingxiu raised his hand to block it, and simply went to the army to find someone by himself.
Shi Zhongyu was his childhood playmate and a subordinate in the army. This person's name is delicate, but he is five big and three thick, and his kung fu is not weak. Come to think of it, there will be no accidents, right?
Xie Jingxiu thought worriedly.
The kung fu is excellent, and it can also cope with all kinds of accidents. It's okay to think about it.
Xie Da Mold people deceived themselves. Don't want to think about the blessings of your own future daughter-in-law, who can stop it? Who can replace her?
They are irreplaceable for both sides!
Zhou family.
Zhou Laosan's eyes were blank and he looked confused.
Yang, who witnessed the whole tragedy, pursed his lips and said nothing. His face was as black as a piece of carbon, and he didn't want to say anything.
What to say and how to say?
Said that suddenly a group of hens happened to besiege him, the rooster happened to peck him hard, the geese chased and bit him, and then happened to cause the hoe on the wall to fall down, and happened to break his leg?? What's even more mysterious is that the direction in which the hoe is falling is too embarrassing, right? Simply forcibly fell!!
If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she wouldn't have believed it!!
Zhou Yanzi looked at the sky speechlessly, in order to control her in her previous life, the family gave her three kisses.
The result? Zhou Yanci doesn't remember much.
I only have the impression that at the time of her death, those people seemed to be still lying in bed and having to be served three meals a day.
Paralyzed by a rear-end stroller? Have you ever been scared into shock by thunder and never woke up? And a change in sexual orientation?
Thinking about it this way, Zhou Laosan is actually the luckiest!!
At the same time, Xie Fu, everyone also had a heavy face.
Shi Zhongyu, who was carried in on a stretcher, seemed to have experienced inhumane destruction, without human color, and was tied with white gauze all over her body, looking pitiful and miserable.
"Lord Shi was unintentionally splashed with boiling water three times along the way, stones fell from the sky twice, fell into two large pits, and was chased by a pack of wild dogs for seven streets...... Then ......" Listening to his subordinates reporting in front of the hall, Xie Jingxiu's face was expressionless.
"It's all inevitable." After the subordinate finished speaking, he didn't forget to raise his eyes and look at the master.
I really want to take two steps back, Jinnyima is terrible.
"How did you get hit in the end?" Xie Yinghui asked in horror.
Shi Zhongyu took a deep breath and said weakly: "At the gate of the Xie family, a three-year-old child threw a banana peel and stepped on it. After saying that, his mouth moved, and he seemed to struggle, and finally said nothing.
He was probably hallucinating, and he seemed to feel someone pushing him, pressing him to the banana peel!!! Can't even get up......
Ming'er, it's the day to grab the lucky fish.
Xie Jingxiu......
Zhou Yanci......
One is because of the decline of fortune, and everyone can't resist it.
One is because the blessing is too thick, and everyone can't bear it, but it has the same effect.