Chapter 171: A hug is good for your health
"Nonsense! Of course not!! Grandpa Huang glared at Beichen Yue vigorously and said: "It's not your own sincere compliment, it has no effect, plus you also let Jiujiu consume brain power and physical strength, in essence, it makes Jiujiu even harder, so I have to deduct some of your health again!" ”
Beichenyue: ???
Grandpa, are you really my own grandfather? Are you sure you turned to the "Life Continuation Guide" to make me better??
Why do I think you might be reading a "Rush Guide"?
After the imperial grandfather vented more and more towards Beichen, he felt that the stuffiness that had been blocked in his chest finally dissipated a lot.
He let out a long sigh, looked at Beichen Yue with sad eyes, reached out and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Grandson, grandpa knows that it is difficult for you, but in life, being able to live well is already a difficult thing in itself." ”
"Even if grandpa begs you, okay, obediently follow the steps above the "Life Continuation Guide", and stop whimsically thinking about any crooked ways!!"
Beichen Yue: "What I think is not a crooked path......
Grandpa Huang: "Dare to quibble!?" ”
Beichen Yue: "......"
The imperial grandfather sandwiched the broom in his hand under the creaky nest, then pinched his fingers with both hands, and said with a rough calculation: "You have already praised more than 9960 good words, but you asked 999 to write more than 300 merits by yourself, so grandpa calculates, negative and negative, positive and negative, you go back and praise more than 993000 good words from the heart, it can almost be offset." ”
Beichenyue: !!???
"Grandpa, what did you say!?" He looked at his imperial grandfather in disbelief and said, "I still want to praise her for more than 3,000 good words??" I can't even think of 300 sentences, where can I come up with more than 3,000 good words!? ”
"Think with your pig brain!!" Grandpa Huang glared at him angrily and said.
Beichen Yue: "......"
In fact, it is good to be a pig in the next life, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, and after waking up, you just need to eat happily without any troubles, and then sleep when you are full, and eat again when you are full.
Life...... Oh no, the most painful moment in a pig's life is nothing more than the moment when it is slaughtered.
Anyway, after he dies, he doesn't know if it's braised or steamed, fried or made into soup, right?
Besides, if you want to be reincarnated, you have to drink Meng Po soup anyway.
After drinking Meng Po soup, who still remembers who he was in his last life.
Grandpa Huang looked at Beichen Yue's handsome face, with an expression of death, and suddenly his tone became a little gentle: "Actually...... It's okay not to praise her for more than 3,000 sentences, grandpa has other ways to make up for it here......"
Beichen raised his head more and more violently, and hope suddenly rekindled in his eyes, which were already full of dead silence.
"But this is the way it works...... It may be a bit difficult, grandpa is afraid that you will not be able to complete it satisfactorily, what can you do if you turn back and deduct more health......"
Grandpa Huang looked at Beichen Yue with a sad face, and his tone was full of worry.
Beichen Yue pondered for a moment, and then said to the imperial grandfather: "It's okay, as long as I don't rack my brains to praise her for more than 3,000 words, I can do my best to complete any other steps!" ”