Chapter 22: The Skinshaker (Part II)

Hearing this, the old pig fairy suddenly waved his hand: "Go, go!" How to speak? You kid wish my beautiful wife was possessed by that demon, didn't you? But my beautiful wife is already well, and the person is awake, and she is more beautiful, hehe, I have arranged eight magic circles around my house, almost exhausting what I have learned in my life, not to mention the sable essence, no matter how powerful the master is, it is also a word, death! ”

No wonder the old pig fairy dared to come out alone, it turned out that everything had been arranged, maybe he was still looking forward to the sable essence throwing himself into the net...... And the master didn't ask about the situation in the old pig fairy's family, presumably because he had absolute confidence in the old pig fairy.

At this moment, the thin camel old man asked the old pig fairy: "Old pig fairy, then I ...... it"

The old pig fairy thought for a while and said, "The skin-slinger won't come when he doesn't have a child, and now there is still some time, why don't you go home and cook some food and bring it over, and get some wine by the way, and the three of us will drink two glasses." Saying that, the old pig fairy looked down at Pu Xuanlin's corpse lying on the broken mat, and couldn't help but shake his head, but also sighed helplessly, at such a good age, but dead. It's a shame.

The thin camel old man couldn't help but smile bitterly when he heard this: "Old pig fairy, don't make fun of me, you are all masters, naturally you are not afraid, I still want to live for two more years, I won't accompany you when I drink, but I can cook some food for you." ”

About half an hour later, the thin camel old man brought two large bowls of rice and went home. I ate with the old pig fairy and began to study the steps to deal with the skin-slinger tonight. It's just that I've never left Master for half a step, and at the moment he is alone to deal with that sable essence, which really makes me feel a little relieved. I asked worriedly, "Old Pig Fairy, do you think my master will be fine?" His own injuries are not healed, and he is still holding your nine-trick sword, at the cost of ten years of life at a time, I, I'm really a little worried! ”

The old pig fairy waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, your master didn't catch the sable essence so quickly tonight, and he himself understands his injury, so he will not take the initiative to go out to look for it, but stick to Niutun, waiting for the sable essence to automatically send it to the door." Besides, he doesn't have any clues at all now, so he can only detain the soul of that foolish uncle according to what I said and ask, and when he cleans up everything, our side has already destroyed the skin slinger, and then go to meet him to deal with that sable spirit, it should be too late in time! ”

"Uh......" I was stunned and said, "Why do I think you are talking like a joke, why are you still singing as if you are slaying demons?!" ”

The old pig fairy poured the last rice soup into his stomach, and immediately laughed, and said: "Ergou, Ergou, life is originally a drama, fame, fortune and wealth turn empty, rich and poor in a dream, he wakes up and he realizes it, and he continues to go crazy if he doesn't wake up today, hahaha......"

I didn't bother to bother with the old pig fairy about all that mess, and I didn't understand what he was talking about. After eating, I walked to the door and looked at the sky, it seemed that it was not far from Zishi, and when I looked back at the old pig fairy, he was still picking his teeth leisurely. I suddenly asked anxiously, "Old Pig Fairy, are you here to help or to eat?" Why don't you be busy working after you've finished eating? ”

The old pig fairy was stunned and asked, "What are you busy with?" What's there to be busy with! ”

I was dumbfounded, this guy didn't know what he was doing...... "Don't we have to set up an altar or something to catch ghosts?" But we're not doing anything now, what if that skin-slinger comes later?! ”

The old pig fairy nodded suddenly, and then said with a smile: "It must be that you have learned all of your master's set, and you will arrange the altar or something at every turn, and before anyone else can run over, you will turn around and run away when you see your altar from a distance, how can you catch it?" Look at me, what a wise person, so you don't have to do anything with me, and you can't be hungry every day, you don't look at what my old pig fairy has been doing in the world for so many years, we have to use stratagems, use our brains, use your brains, how can we not let that skin-slinger run away, and still catch it and slaughter it? ”

I shook my head and said, "I...... I can't imagine that I will only master those skills, arrange the altar, and fight with those demonic things clearly, and then destroy them! ”

The old pig fairy suddenly slapped me on the back of the head, I hurriedly covered the back of my head and ran away, only to see the old pig fairy picking his teeth, and said easily: "Let's first let that skin slinger enter the trap arranged in advance, this is the first step, and the most critical step!" ”

I hurriedly glanced left and right and asked, "Trap?" What traps? I haven't seen any traps you set since you came in, huh? ”

"Me!" The old pig fairy suddenly raised his hand again, and when he saw me dodging away, he put down his hand angrily and said: "Look at me, I am a trap, as long as I get that skin-throwing ghost into the inner room, I will hide in the inner room and wait for it, please enter the urn, and then catch the turtle in the urn." Got it? You can't even think of such a simple question, you are stunned like your master, you will never open your mind, you will know how to go straight, otherwise you will always get injured after slaying demons and subduing demons! ”

I looked at Pu Xuanlin's corpse, froze for a moment, and said helplessly: "But Pu Xuanlin is dead!" How do you attract that skin-slinger into the inner room? ”

The old pig fairy immediately looked me up and down, until I looked uncomfortable, and suddenly, I thought of something, and hurriedly jumped up, and said loudly: "Old pig fairy, you don't want me to seduce that skin sucker, do you?" You, what kind of bad idea are you? I thought you really had some great tricks and great wisdom, and this is what you dare to love? I'll you! You have to go to your own temptation, your path is so high, if that skin-slinger attacks you halfway, you can still destroy it directly! ”

"Fart!" The old pig fairy suddenly interrupted me and said, "It's because my Dao is high, and the skin-slinger ran away as soon as he saw me, how can he lure it into the trap?" Is your brain a donkey's brain? Why don't you open your mind? Again...... Besides, my small body, in addition to a charming smile, can't get over in figure, can't meet the standard of seducing the skin-throwing ghost, plus the dark in the middle of the night, I just use the ability to laugh and fall into the city, and people can't see it, isn't it for nothing? You're different, you're sturdy, handsome and young, it's your appetite for the skin-slinger, you don't need to look at it, just smelling it makes the skin-slinger drool, and it's best for you to lure the skin-slinger into the trap. ”

I really want to go up and kick the old pig fairy's feet, but this guy's body is weird, I'm afraid he slipped away before I could step forward, and it will cause a heavier slap. I couldn't resist him, so I had to reluctantly agree, but I can't cooperate with the old pig fairy for the second time in my life, what kind of bad idea is this...... Actually let me use the beautiful man meter, what if I am not confused? Master is not allowed to kill me......

If the master was here, he would definitely not agree to the old pig fairy's stinky method, but unfortunately the master is not there, and I can only be severely pitted by the old pig fairy once.

I pointed to Pu Xuanlin's corpse and asked, "What about his corpse?" Will the skin-slinger be suspicious and not fall into the trap after seeing Pu Xuanlin's corpse? ”

The old pig fairy thought for a while and said, "It's okay, you drag his corpse to the latrine and lock it up, and the skin-throwing ghost won't be able to smell the corpse." The rest is up to you, as for whether you can get that skin-slinger into the inner room and be eliminated by me, Ergou, this is the time to test you, it's time to ......"

"I'm going!" I was speechless for a moment, and said with a look of embarrassment: "The so-called dead are the greatest, we put the corpse in the latrine, how dirty and disrespectful is the corpse?" Old pig fairy, you have some bad ideas, I don't even bother to talk about you, alas! ”

The old pig fairy retorted: "But all filth, some ghosts are also very annoying, they will not approach at all, especially the latrine, and it is a skin-throwing ghost, its skin is fake, and it will not go to the latrine to make its skin dirty, and the corpse can be hidden by putting the corpse in the latrine, otherwise no matter where you put the corpse on it, it will definitely be able to smell it, and then we will stop eating." It's not that you don't respect the dead, and there's no way to do it, get rid of that skin-throwing ghost, presumably Pu Xuanlin is happier than anyone else on Huangquan Road, after all, it was the skin-throwing ghost who killed him, we helped him solve his grievances, he won't be angry but will thank us, don't worry, it's okay! ”

I sighed, nodded, and said, "Okay, let's carry the body into the latrine." ”

"What?!" The old pig fairy suddenly jumped to the side, picked up a handkerchief and wiped the dust on his sleeve, and said with a disgusted face: "I don't want to go to that filthy place, it will stain my clothes." In case I get my clothes dirty, my beautiful wife won't let me into the house, Ergou, you should work hard to get the corpse into the toilet, and by the way, get closer to Pu Xuanlin, get a little bit of his taste, and let the skin-throwing ghost mistakenly think that you are really Pu Xuanlin's friend, so that it will be easier to carry out our plan! ”

I'm really angry, this guy has come here until now, except for eating, it's just a hang out, and he doesn't do anything, it's my business to move the corpse, and it's also my business to lure the skin-slinger, and if you dare to love him, I'll wait for the skin-slinger to get rid of it after entering the trap, what kind of thing is this?!

After thinking about it, I smiled strangely and said, "Since you don't help move the body, then okay, I'll go to the toilet by myself......"