If you ask me if there are any ghosts in the world, I will tell you clearly, yes! Because I am! I'm the legendary unlucky ghost!

I drank cold water without stuffing my teeth, but I got water poisoning because I drank too hard! Mom and Dad rushed me to the hospital and went straight to the intensive care unit! The doctor said that if he came two minutes late, he would be able to advance to the morgue.

I walked at night without encountering ghosts, but I met two robbers, and I discussed with them at the time: Brother, I am a junior high school student, and I will give you all 5 yuan, please don't hurt me.

Who knows that these two grandsons are still in a hurry, what age are they talking about? Are you a junior high school student embarrassed to go out with 5 yuan? And then I can't help but say that it is a violent beating! I was crying! What's wrong with me bringing 5 bucks? Who did I recruit and who did I mess with?

It is not uncommon to be chased and bitten by dogs, and to fall into a pit while walking, but tragic fate does not stop my determination to move forward! In the high school entrance examination, I was still admitted to Qingtian No. 2 Middle School with an 'excellent score' of 250 points! Even though it was at my own expense, I was still happy!

But the joy didn't last long, because on the first day of freshman military training, I fainted! The instructor, covered in explosive muscles, walked over and shook me awake vigorously, and asked angrily, "Boy, what's your name?" ”

I stammered back, "Report, report to the instructor, my name is Bruce Lee." ”

The instructor was happy: "Bruce Lee? I'm still Huang Feihong! Stand in a military posture and lie down, dare to say that your name is Bruce Lee? Hurry up, what's the name? ”

I scratched my hair and replied embarrassedly, "Report to the instructor, my name is really Bruce Lee." Because when my dad named me, he happened to see Bruce Lee's movie, so he was immediately inspired to give me this name! ”

"Your dad is a talent." The instructor praised him sincerely, and then said: "It's so cool today that you can faint, your physique is not good, you have kidney deficiency at a young age, hurry up and discuss with your class teacher, don't participate in military training, it's better than a girl." ”

Hearing the instructor say this, a fat girl next to her straightened her chest and glanced at me contemptuously......

From that day on, my classmates regarded me as an outlier, few people communicated with me, and I was happy to be idle, sleeping in class every day, and going home from school to mingle, and a year passed like this.

In a blink of an eye, on July 2 of the following year, the end of the final exam, which also marked the end of the first year of high school, and the ∵ out of the classroom to enter the two-month summer vacation, I stretched my waist, looked at my watch, and said that the speed was a little slow today, and the three Chinese test papers took 6 minutes to finish, which really did not fit my style!

However, I am about to usher in a long vacation, and I am still in a good mood, humming the pop song "Gourd Baby" while walking home with brisk steps. When I was about to walk to the door, I casually touched my trouser pocket, and suddenly my face changed, and I burst into a foul language: "! Where's my wallet! ”

It's really a blood mold! But when I think about it, I feel relieved, I've been unlucky since I was a child, and it's so normal to lose my wallet. But having said that, I went back the way I came.

However, I didn't find anything along the way, and as I walked, I went back to school. The exams are not over yet, and there are only a few pedestrians on the huge campus. With a constipated expression on my face, I looked down and muttered, "It's over, it's over, someone must have picked it up." ”

Just as I was looking down, I suddenly knocked down a girl walking in front of me, and the book she was holding was scattered all over the ground.

I hurriedly looked over and found a girl with short shoulder-length hair sitting on the ground, she was about eighteen or nineteen years old, with fair skin, clear eyes, a straight nose, lips as pink as rose petals, and an elegant temperament, like a fairy.

It's beautiful!

After I was stunned for a moment, I helped her up with a flushed face: "I'm sorry classmate, I was looking for something just now, I didn't see you, don't you matter?" ”

The girl pursed her cute lips and replied unhappily, "It's okay." ”

I was also embarrassed, so I hurriedly picked up the book and handed it to the girl.

She took the book in her arms and walked towards the school gate, and when she passed by me, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, and she said to herself: "What a nasty ghost." ”

"Uh......" I touched my nose and continued to look down. However, the wallet was not found, but a notebook was found in the grass next to it. It must have been the female classmate who fell, and when I wanted to turn around and stop her, I found that she was gone.

Walking so fast? I picked up the notebook printed with a floral pattern, and said in my heart that it was all summer vacation, where to find her? I can only wait for the start of school to return it to her.

When I returned home with Dandan's sadness, my mother saw my virtue and said, "A bear child, you can see it when you look at your expression, you must not have done well in the exam this time." ”

I replied weakly, "Mom, you're so smart, you guessed right." I'm so thirsty, get me some cold water. ”

My mother brought a cup of cold white and continued to count: "If you don't study hard all day, see what you use to support yourself in the future." ”

I took a sip of cold water and smiled slightly: "This is a bad statement, my dad didn't even graduate from elementary school, and now he won't be the general manager and go to the peak of his life?" So knowledge and future have nothing to do with each other, and my dad is a living example. ”

"Flim tongue, your dad had an adventure, our family ran to a well-off, when I just came to the city from the countryside to work, I don't know how bitter. Forget it, wait for your dad to come back and let him clean up your ......"

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After dinner, I was idle, and suddenly remembered the notes I had picked up this afternoon, and out of curiosity, I sat down in my chair and turned the first page. What catches your eye is a line of delicate pen words, written "Records of Niumen Demon Surrender in the Past Dynasties".

What a beautiful ligature! Just this font gives people a pleasing feeling! But...... What is the Demon Slaying Record? I continued to flip through it, and probably because the ligatures were so beautiful, I actually read it for half an hour in one go!

Closing the note, I pursed my lips, it turned out that the note was written about the story of the Taoist priest exorcising ghosts and subduing demons, which was obviously a horror. It must be the female classmate who is writing, and this is the first draft, such an important thing, she must be in a hurry to lose it, and she has to return it to others as soon as possible after the start of school.

However, there is a place in this notebook that says: Take two willow leaves, soak them in dew, put them in a place where there is no light, take them out after three days, wipe your eyes, and you will see ghosts.

I don't know what kind of evil wind I smoked, but the next morning I went downstairs to collect a bottle of dew and pick three willow leaves.

It may be that you are too idle, and you know that it is fake, so you have to try it. Throw the willow leaf into the bottle and stuff it into the closet. It's okay not to try, this time I really tried to get into big trouble......

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Three days later.

Since I was a child, I don't like to go out during the holidays, because it will be good to go out. So I've been at home for the past few days, and I just picked up a 'ghost story' to pass the time.

I wanted to stay at home quietly for two days, but these two days were not quiet, because the night before yesterday, Grandma Chen, who lived in 102, died, and all the children and relatives rushed over, crying all day long, and my family lives in 202, upstairs and downstairs, so I naturally heard it clearly.

After lunch that day, I had nothing to do, and suddenly remembered the 'dew soaked willow leaves' in the cabinet, which had passed for three days, and I could just take it out and try it.

At this time, my mother was washing dishes in the kitchen, and I secretly took out the bottle, put two willow leaves on my eyes and rubbed them. Then I opened my eyes, I didn't see a single fart, and I leaned on the window and looked out, but there was still nothing.

Sure enough, it was just a ghost story...... There's still a willow leaf left, just throw it away. Just as I was about to throw it into the toilet, my mother suddenly said in the kitchen, "Little Dragon, stop playing, throw the garbage bag downstairs." ”

"Got it, Mom." I said yes, put the bottle on the table, and walked downstairs with a garbage bag∵ and when I got to the first floor, I found an old woman sitting on the stairs with her back to me, blocking the way.

I said politely, "Old man, please let me go, I want to go downstairs."

The figure shook slightly, slowly turned around, and an old and familiar face appeared in front of me, and she asked gloomily: "Little ~ Dragon~, you ~ see ~ have ~ see ~ me ~?"

it? Isn't this Grandma Chen, who passed away two days ago! After she was cremated yesterday, my mother took me to the funeral wine!

At noon, I broke out in a cold sweat! The crotch is also faintly wet! If you hadn't just gone to the toilet, you would have urinated at this time! It's so exciting! It's so sour! Dude, I can't help it!

I'm not afraid of watching ghost stories, but when I really see a ghost at this time, my tears are about to fall! took three steps back in a row, leaned against the wall, and said with a slight cry: "Chen Chen, Grandma Chen, there is a wrong, there is a debtor, whoever kills you will go to whomever you want, for the sake of my usual filial piety, don't kill me!"

Grandma Chen said in a gloomy voice: "Silly boy, I had a heart attack, I didn't die, I just want to know, why can you see the ghost ......"

How dare I lie? Hurriedly stumbled back: "Yes, that's right, I saw in a book that you can see ghosts by soaking willow leaves in dew, I just tried it, so I saw you."

Grandma Chen sighed, but her voice was still gloomy: "Alas, I didn't believe that there were ghosts in the world before, but I didn't find out that it was true until I died~~"

"Grandma Chen, you mourn and change" Seeing that she didn't mean to scare me, I also relaxed a little.

"Yes." Grandma agreed and said, "I'm going to go to the Netherworld, I want to see my relatives again before leaving, Xiaolong, you have to study hard in the future, you know?" ”

"Yes, yes, definitely." I nodded my head like a grandson in agreement......

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When I got home, I hurriedly took out my notes, a few days ago, I only knew that I could see ghosts in 'Dew Soaking Willow Leaves', but I didn't read the detailed description, and I didn't know how long the effect of this thing would last.

At this time, I found a lot of problems. First of all, dew is condensed at night and early in the morning, which is a yin thing, and willow leaves are also feminine plants. If you rub it on your eyes, you can briefly open your 'yin eyes', and all demons and monsters will not be hidden!

However, this method can cause a great burden on the eyes, and it is inevitable to lose sight if used many times, and it should not be used more than ten times in a lifetime.

In addition, there are precautions, that is, each willow leaf can only be rubbed one eye, and it is ineffective to use it multiple times. The duration of the 'dark eye' varies from person to person, but generally ranges from 12 to 24 hours.

I made a total of three willow leaves, I used two of them, and looking at the last one floating in the bottle, I had a constipated expression on my face, who knew if this thing would be real? What is the origin of the short-haired girl? How can you write these things?

I decided not to touch this notebook again! After all, I've been haunted by bad luck since I was a child, and I've been losing things, and I'm happy enough to pick up this note, but who would have thought that after reading the notes, I would be alive and dead!

I spent the afternoon in fear, and in the evening, I could see several ghosts floating downstairs, one of which was a male ghost with a miserable appearance, half of his head was gone, and he didn't know how he died. As I looked at him, he seemed to sense something, looking upstairs!

At this time, you must pretend that you can't see him! Otherwise, it's a big problem! So I still looked in that direction and pretended to look at the scenery.

But he floated up! Staring at me face to face, half of his head was almost on my face! But I still pretended to hum "Hulu Baby" calmly, although it was almost tuned to "Nunchuck"! My legs kept shaking, and there was a burst of wetness in my crotch, and I was about to cry! What kind of sin is this TM making!

The male ghost looked around me left and right, as if he had found his long-lost cousin, and watched for two minutes before slowly leaving! As soon as he left, I sat on the ground in fear!

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and I didn't have a few respites before that b actually came back!

I don't know how I was so witty at the time, and I just started doing sit-ups! Pretend not to see him!

Normally, I can make 20 of them, but today I made 50 of them in one go! Just when my stomach was cramping, he finally left!

I tried to stop, but he turned back again!!

I'm really about to break down, and I want to politely ask, "Are you going to have an end?!"

But I don't dare! I can only continue with my head bored!

By the 83rd time, he was finally sure I couldn't see him, and this time he really left.

I had stomach cramps and lay down on the ground, saying that my luck seemed to be getting worse and worse lately......

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At night, there were more and more ghosts coming out to move, and I didn't dare to look downstairs, so I directly covered myself in the quilt and prayed that the effect of the willow leaves would disappear soon.

I had insomnia due to fear. Until about eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, I suddenly heard a gloomy voice calling by the bedside: "Little ~ dragon ~, out ~ big ~ thing ~ "

Hey? Isn't this voice Grandma Chen's? I hurriedly lifted the quilt and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Xiaolong, something is wrong, you have to do me a favor."

"What the hell is going on?"

Grandma Chen said gloomily: "This afternoon, when I went to see my grandson for the last time, I found that he was entangled by a jumping ghost!" I'm no match for the devil! Xiaolong, you must help me, or Liangliang will die! ”

My head shook like a rattle: "Don't help!" I'm just an ordinary person, and soaking willow leaves in the dew is also hearsay, you are not an opponent, so I won't send you to death, please be smart! ”

Grandma Chen said gloomily: "If you don't help, you can't do it, I have already told the jumping ghost that there is a Taoist priest who wants to accept him, and that Taoist priest is you." So even if you don't go to him, he will take the initiative to find you~~"

it? Got cheated again? How can this be reasonable!