Last eighty-one: The hairstyle is oilless, and the head is bleeding
Just as Luo Na and Leng Sha Butterfly were facing off in front of the entrance of the Paradise's Alternate Dimensional Passage, those contestants who had already obtained the boarding quota were temporarily placed by the Star Sea Council in dozens of skyscrapers more than 100 stories high to recuperate, waiting for the arrest operation to board the ship en masse.
Among them were the exhibition contestants who had earned their slots, and the towering buildings didn't freeze their boredom in the cold sky.
So, when the Xinghai troops were desperately carrying out the capture mission outside, they played a game of "performance" in the building.
They are going to direct and act in a play called "Bright Hair: The Universe Thunderbolt Invincible Beautiful Boy Li Yunlong", the central idea is that "the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle cannot be without oil".
"Cool Dragon Youth" plays Li Yunlong.
"Idol Zhang Tiedan" plays Chu Yunfei.
"Divine Stick Master" plays Xiuqin.
The other supporting roles will not be introduced one by one.
"Let me tell you this, when Lao Tzu first took over the new group, the whole group had a messy hairstyle, lack of hair care experience, and the most important thing was the lack of hairspray, there were less than ten bottles of gel water in the whole group, and there was no bottle of baking ointment, and the hairspray was still an old hair wax, and the soldiers did not do hairstyles to go to the battlefield, so the two of them could not share a bottle of hairspray!"
Li Yunlong continued: "...... I'll go to the brigade commander and ask for it, guess what the brigade commander said? The brigade commander said that there was no hairspray, and he would die! You Li Yunlong saw how much hairspray my head was worth, so I cut it off and used it! In this way, a year later, a new group has everything, Sabellon, SYOSS, Head & Shoulders, hairspray, gel water, earring chains, etc. Without these equipment, would I dare to go toe-to-toe with Sakata United?! ”
"Brother Yunlong, I, Chu Yunfei, am not a stingy person, if it is just a few bottles of hairspray, I won't even ask, but it is the hairspray of the entire barber shop, as well as lace clothes, shape-fitting pants, styling water, hair dryers and other top equipment, if the top blames it, Chu is only afraid that the hairstyle will not be guaranteed!" Chu Yunfei said.
"Enjoyable, enjoyable! This haircut, the movement is getting bigger and bigger, and even the barber in Taiyuan has been dispatched! If that were the case, I wouldn't be able to let them pass by our barbershop! Pass my orders! Order the 1st Battalion, 3rd Battalion, Regimental Headquarters Cavalry Company, Special Service Company, County Brigade and District Squad Militia, and give me all the barbering business! All the seized hairspray was collected, all the hair wax was collected, and the whole battalion was immediately assembled. ”
"Brother Chu, brother, I made a mistake again, and now I have been demoted to the cashier of the branch. A pair of scissors, a hair dryer or something can still be the master, but a battalion of hairspray really can't be the master! I have to keep your position as the assistant store manager, maybe I'll go to you one day!" ”
"Head Li, there is really nothing to do with the brothers, Comrade Wei was pulled into the barbershop by the second master, and his head was washed by Ma Liu!"
"Don't talk nonsense with me! Now there are two routes for you to choose, either you send me hair wax and hairspray, or I will report to the headquarters to investigate you for opening a barbershop without permission. Li Yunlong, what are you going to do? ”
Xiuqin: "Lao Li, apply hairspray!" Leave me alone, wipe it! My Xiuqin is the woman of your head Li, and she is also the woman of your head Li when she dies, hurry up and apply hairspray, and kill those devils handsomely, then my Xiuqin's death is worth it! ”
Li Yunlong: "Second battalion commander, you fucking go and bring Lao Tzu's Italian hairspray!" Captain Yamazaki of Little Japan listened, Li Yunlong, the commander of the Independent Regiment of the 386th Brigade of the 129th Division, knew that Your Excellency was born in a family of washing, cutting and blowing, I think that your washing, cutting and blowing is just the skin of Chinese beauty salons, and the status of master and apprentice has been determined as early as New Oriental, if Your Excellency cherishes the honor of the barber, then you will come out of the trenches and surrender! ”
Brigade Commander: "Li Yunlong, I congratulate you on making a fortune!" ”
Li Yunlong: "Brigade commander, I just want to get a hairspray battalion." ”
Brigade Commander: "You want to get a hairspray battalion as a regiment commander, but I, the brigade commander, still have to make a hairspray regiment?" ”
Li Yunlong: "Just in the name of your brigade commander, you can get a hairspray master." ”
Brigade Commander: "Don't talk nonsense, leave a company of hairspray, and send the rest to the brigade headquarters for Lao Tzu!" ”
Li Yunlong: "Xiuqin, I just like you, my Lao Li was poor when he was a child and had no education, but we can learn, don't say anything else, we have a lot of hairspray, and I can't do anything else, but the skill of spraying hairspray has not fallen......"
Chu Yunfei: "Why don't you apply hairspray?" ”
Commander: "Report to the master's seat!" I have already given the order, take down Zhao Zhuang, and then apply hairspray! ”
Chu Yunfei: "Okay, there is a kind!" When Zhao Zhuang is taken, I will send you a whole bottle of hairspray! ”
"Thank you, Master!"
Kong Jie: "What? Lao Li, you put all the hairspray of the three battalions in Dagu Town, that's all your hairspray! ”
Li Yunlong: "All hairspray? Tell you! Lao Tzu is no more, no less, a full eight battalions of hairspray, and now Lao Tzu is the real rich man! The devil's hairspray army is coming, and we surround one hand, rob all the heads, and give the brothers a long morale! ”
Chu Yunfei: "Brother Yunlong, where is the hairspray of my battalion?" ”
Li Yunlong: "Brother Yunfei, I got information that there is a group of small fresh meat with imported hairspray that wants to spoil our field, do you think we are going to join forces and make a fucking bottle?!" ”
Chu Yunfei: "Brother Yunlong, don't say it, my 358 regiment will definitely cooperate with you, when will I return the hairspray of my two battalions." ”
Li Yunlong: "......"
Ding Wei: "We don't care what this little devil is doing, even if he goes to deliver hairspray, he can't let him succeed, blow up!" ”
Kong Jie: "This hairspray is getting more and more interesting. It's fun, it's fun! ”
Chu Yunfei: "No matter who is fighting the idea of hairspray in Ping'an County, my 358 regiment will definitely help the field!" ”
Li Yunlong: "Tell your people to come out and surrender, I promise not to erase any of them!" ”
Xie Baoqing: "Head Li, don't be joking, my brother saw your hair dryer and gel water, I'm afraid that if I open the door, my brothers' hairstyles will be gone." ”
Li Yunlong: "You are the boss of the country!" Resist a haircut! Then don't blame my hairspray for not recognizing people! ”
Zhang Wanhe: "That's it! I'll give you twenty boxes of hairspray, but you have to have conditions, how about you get me a long-handled comb for the next war? ”
Li Yunlong: "Sensei said a long-handled comb." If I have a wife, I will use my wife to exchange 50 boxes of hairspray with you, and you give me another 20 boxes of hairspray, and I will bring you a hair dryer! ”
Zhang Wanhe: "It should be the next time I fight, get a hair dryer and come back, and give you another twenty boxes, and come back with a bottle of hair dye!" ”
Li Yunlong: "Tell your Cheng blind!" Back then, Lao Tzu taught him how to wash his hair, and now Lao Tzu teaches him how to spray glue, you stand under the hillside and learn to do it! ”