According to the practice of the "Xinghai Cup 13th World Battle Series", a wave of exhibition matches will be played before the sixth and final round of elimination.

Writer Chen Fugui was fortunate to catch the last train of this wave of exhibition competitions.

His collaborator in the exhibition match is named "Idol Zhang Tiedan"

Writer Chen Fugui is a somewhat cynical man.

Although the idol Zhang Tiedan is a man, he is dressed up in a fancy way, and he looks similar to a ladyboy who has just returned from Thailand.

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o~You drop~Work without even dropping fans~Yo Yo Yo~" Idol Zhang Tiedan shouted while jumping, his movements were like a rooster with the screen open.

"What kind of monster are you?! It's okay, don't run out and be scared! Writer Chen Fugui scolded.

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o~I drop~Idol drop work! You don't tie the flower girl to work~ Don't you treat me Missy~ I'll tear you up and work! Idol Zhang Tiedan said arrogantly.

"Speak human words!! Otherwise, I'll leave and leave you alone here for a few!" Don't blame me for not getting a place on the attached boarding! Writer Chen Fugui threatened.

"Hey! Big brother, don't worry, I'm not kidding you! If you leave, won't we fail this exhibition match?! Idol Zhang Tiedan hurriedly said.

"You guys still have to be ashamed?! What does idol mean, do you know? Example! Great! You know? I've never heard of anyone calling themselves idols! Writer Chen Fugui cursed.

"Idols are just a profession in our entertainment industry!" Zhang Tiedan said shamelessly.

"Career? Then your entertainment industry is really a completely shameless place! In order to make money, all disgusting things are taken out and hyped! Boast all day long, and put gold on your face like crazy! Blowing up the bull can blow 108 sows into the sky! It is also said that idols are a profession! I've never seen anyone so brazen! Chen Fugui said angrily.

"Big brother, that's what you said! What age is it now? Then your writing circle may not be much better! Focus on the number of words, do not seek the humanistic spirit, the number of words for the sake of the number of words, the same writing routine! Repeating plot routines! Writing is long and smelly! In addition to being able to fool those little white readers, there's a fart value?! Zhang Tiedan replied.

"So what can I do?! Some elementary school students shout all day long about the number of words or something, as if the more words, the better! Now the number of words is regarded as one of the important symbols of "superiority and presence"! Chen Fugui argued.

"But...... My primary school Chinese teacher taught us that the most fearful thing about writing essays is "digression" or "keeping a journal that only focuses on the number of words"! Zhang Tiedan said.

When Chen Fugui heard this, he groaned: "Do you know that there is a book written in the computer program VB language and completed automatically: 1. The total number of words in the book is 170 million words. 2. Theoretically, the automatic writing computer program can randomly generate a variety of different characters, monsters, and scenes, each of which is at least a trillion or more. 3. It took only 37 hours to complete the 170 million word book, and the computer program took only 37 hours (excluding programming time), and the hardware configuration of the computer that executed the program was only: Celeron 1G+SD memory 256M+ capacity 15G old-fashioned hard disk. If you use the dual-core configuration of current mainstream computer hardware and optimize the program, the writing speed can be increased by at least 10 times. ”

"Now that there is such a thing, what is the meaning of "word count" as a fart? No matter how many words you have and how fast you write, can you be faster than a computer? Zhang Tiedan wondered.

"Can elementary school students think that? They simply don't know where the true value and meaning of the human mind lies! They just know how to make themselves feel "cool"! Chen Fugui said.

Why is their thinking always associated with the "number of words"? And not associated with "deep thoughts" or "interesting souls" and so on? Zhang Tiedan continued to ask.

"You are in the entertainment industry, let me ask you, you sing and dance in front of the camera every day, gags those so-called singing and dancing nonsense that even your mother wants to call you a mallet or something, and you still lick an old face and call yourself an idol, why are there still people touting and chasing you?!" Chen Fugui asked rhetorically.

"Because there are so many elementary school students!!" Zhang Tiedan stroked his cool long hair that had just been permed, as if he wanted to go to Thailand for employment tomorrow.

Immediately, a group of schoolchildren screamed from the field.

"Ahh Wow!! Yikes!! Brother Dandan, Teacher Dandan, you are so handsome! You're so cool! You're so dazzling! You're such a dick! ”

"Yo~ please...... Please, no...... Don't imitate your brother...... Cool ...... Cool ......, brother doesn't ...... I'm sorry to ...... to the end ...... Stammered! ”

"Ahh Wow!! Yikes!! Brother Dandan, even if you stutter, it's so cool that you make us so excited! ”

"Brother's charming facial features are the switch of your crime!" Egg Passage.

"Ahh Wow!! Yikes!! Brother Dandan, you're such a dick! We elementary school students like you so much! ”

"As the saying goes: you can argue with your peers, don't argue with fools." Chen Fugui groaned.

"What the hell does that mean?" Zhang Tiedan asked.

"The memories of ideological and cultural knowledge accumulated by human beings throughout their lives cannot be passed on to newborn babies through genes, and everything will be emptied and restarted, so human beings can only pass on ideological and cultural knowledge from generation to generation......

"Why haven't humans evolved the ability to genetically copy memories to their offspring? Isn't there no fool in the world? At this moment, Zhang Tiedan suddenly felt that he was wiser than the creator.

"In that case, humanity would have been extinct long ago!"

"Why?"

"If you think about it, that will lead to hatred from generation to generation, and in the end, all mankind is fighting each other, and it's long gone!" Chen Fugui said.

"That's true...... If all human beings were very intelligent people with complex hatreds, then the human species would not exist for long, and they would have fought and killed each other until they perished. ”

"Yes, nature's creation is beyond your logic!"

"Big brother, it seems that I have misunderstood you a little, you still have some dry goods in your stomach!" Zhang Tiedan said.

"Don't dare to be! As long as you want, I can chat with you for a while! Chen Fugui said.

"Then would you like to become my fan, we will send some small benefits to fans regularly." Idol Zhang Tiedan smiled obscenely.

"What little perks?"

"My autographed photos, concert tickets, and an autobiographical book that I hired someone to write."

"No, I still have a lot of toilet paper at home."