"Hey! Why do you want to pretend to be the Gu Sect Master. ”

On the way to the cafeteria, An Ruxue poked Gu Tao's waist with her finger in the back: "You are simply shameless, and you dare to say, 'Gu Tao, hello, Principal Li', dog security guard, don't you look at your identity, you are at most the little follower behind Sect Master Gu!" ”

"Yes, yes......" Gu Tao was annoyed by her: "It's not that I said, you haven't seen him, so why worship him?" ”

"You know a fart, it is said that he usually lives in a shallow way, and few people have seen him, so we don't see him if we want to see him at all."

"He's not so mysterious, do you want to see him?"

An Ruxue thought for a while: "I want to ......"

"I'll take you there."

"No, no......" An Ruxue shook her head: "If I don't know what to say in front of him, it's too vulgar to ask for an autograph, I can't say that Sect Master Gu wants to give you a monkey, people don't necessarily look down on me, and they have wives." ”

"Hmm." Gu Tao nodded: "He's not very perverted, he won't like young teeth like you." ”

"Hey!" An Ruxue twisted the meat on Gu Tao's waist: "Why is this sentence so harsh coming out of your mouth!" Obviously cousins, why are you two so different? ”

"He's not as good as me." Gu Tao pointed at himself: "Your Gu Sect Master is not as handsome as me." ”

"Shit!" An Ruxue jumped like thunder: "Who is the person?" The master of a sect, with thousands of masters under his hands, became famous at a young age, arrogant and unruly. What about you? A dog security guard, who asks for money but doesn't get money, looks like a mother, and has a little white face, except for his girlfriend's big breasts, what else is there? What are you! ”

"Yes, yes, yes......" Gu Tao touched the back of his head: "I was so unbearable." ”

"Actually, it's not that unbearable, but you have to see who you compare with, you compare with Sect Master Gu. Although he is a brother, you still have to be a little conscious. To tell the truth, everyone in the world knows the Gu Sect Master, how many people know you Gu ginseng? The eyes of the masses are bright, you are a little capable, but I think it's better not to be too inflated, is it difficult to admit that others are excellent? An Ruxue began to follow the temptation: "What's more, he is your brother, you should be more humble and admit that you are not as good as him, and it will be good to work harder in the future." ”

"Yes, yes...... What you educate is: ”

"You know all the big guys who came some time ago, right?"

"Yes."

"Then you should also know the relationship between Sect Master Li and the person in charge of Sect Master Gu's base and Sect Master Gu, right?" An Ruxue said with a mysterious face: "I heard that Sect Master Li is actually a woman, she disguised herself as a man and married Jing Yuan, in fact, just to be with Sect Master Gu, she also gave birth to a daughter to Sect Master Gu. You say, how good does the Gu sect master have to be to be with him without even caring about his identity and face? ”

"Isn't it supposed to be a scumbag?" Gu Tao held the dinner plate and said with a smile: "They all say that my brother is a scumbag." ”

"That's envy." An Ruxue took a sip: "Don't say that my three views are not correct, the man who is garbage himself is called a scumbag, like the Gu Sect Master, in fact, I think it's quite understandable." ”

In fact...... Gu Tao is really fucking wronged, up to now, his nominal girlfriends are three, and Eucalyptus can even be ruled out. Weiwei is undoubtedly the main palace, and she is also the wife that Gu Tao psychologically and physically admits, the words of the sixth son...... Gu Tao thinks that the sixth son regards himself as one of the harems, and Gu Tao is at most a filthy harem, and he can't be regarded as opening a harem at all.

As for the others, where did they get so much rumors, to be honest, Gu Tao really regards Xiuling as a buddy, and Jingyuan is a colleague, so they should think so. How can it come to the mouths of these people, what kind of rich family, bitter love triangle, fake marriage, real child, and begging for mercy are all thanks to Gu Tao?

This script is not right, director.

And take 10,000 steps back and say, it's all true. Gu Tao is the one who is most wronged, he bears the notoriety that he shouldn't bear at his age, but he hasn't reaped any benefits, he hasn't touched Xiuling's milk or pinched Jingyuan's buttocks, how can he become a scumbag?

The key can't be explained, as soon as it is explained, it is chaotic and abandoned, what Gu Sect Master is extremely scummy, Sect Master Li has given birth to his children, and he will not admit it when he puts on his pants and so on.

To be honest, Gu Tao is a contractist, many years ago Weiwei told him not to hook up with girls outside, and he really hasn't hooked up with any of them again. Weiwei and Liuzi are a certainty, and Eucalyptus is also a good girl worthy of living and dying together, except for these few people, Gu Tao really doesn't have any other thoughts.

How did you become a scumbag!

And the children were all born to Wei Wei, and they have been serving little by little for more than a year, how did they become Li Xiuling's ready-made Sun thief? It's not fair to Vivi!

That's right, it's that guy, who takes his sister to swagger through the market all day long, and especially instigates the whole Kunlun to spoil his sister together, who can not misunderstand this? Over time, even if no one believes that the child is not his, normal people who will spoil other people's children like that, she is now without milk, if she has milk, it is estimated that she will have to chase her sister to feed her all day long, regardless of whether she can eat or not.

Sincerity is a bag in the braincase.

"Tomorrow Saturday, you're not going back?"

"I won't go back tomorrow, take these little ones out to the mountains for a ride." Gu Tao ate a meatball: "You want to go back?" ”

Before, because of the child, Gu Tao had to go back often, but now he ...... The younger brother was taken to the Centaur by several aliens to travel in space, and the elder sister was taken to Kunlun by Sect Master Li to be a little princess, Weiwei re-engaged in intense work, and the sixth son was so busy that she hadn't seen it for a while, and Sister Eucalyptus happened to be playing with her children around the school these days. Gu Tao naturally didn't need to go back, what would he do when he went back? Is Xin Chen at home sex in a double row?

"I'm not going back, and my dad asked me to go on a blind date again." An Ruxue sighed: "It would be nice if I could grow up with Sect Master Gu since childhood." ”

"You're done......" Gu Tao sighed: "The goosebumps are up, why are you so disgusting." ”

"Dog security guard, don't you know what star chasing is?" An Ruxue glanced at Gu Tao: "Earth dog." ”

Chasing stars also has to be seen first and then chased, just rely on those things on the market such as "Two or Three Things with Sect Master Gu", "Xiaoyao Xiaogu Tao", "shaoF Spiritual Cultivation", "Shameful and Humiliating Meridians" and other things to chase stars, I'm afraid it's not chasing a star.

As he was talking, Principal Li also came over with a dinner plate and sat next to An Ruxue: "Okay, two teachers." ”

"Hello Principal Li." Gu Tao greeted with a smile: "What's wrong?" ”

"I took a look at the environment of the kitchen just now, and the hygiene still needs to be strengthened, but Lao Zheng's craftsmanship is not bad." Principal Li picked up a piece of smooth and tender stuff and put it in his mouth: "What is this?" It tastes pretty good. ”

Gu Tao was silent for a long time, and then laughed awkwardly......

"Huh?" An Ruxue had patronized the stars before, and she forgot what she ate today, she picked up a piece of meat and raised it up and asked Lao Zheng: "Lao Zheng, what kind of meat is this, it's delicious." ”

"Snake meat." Lao Zheng's voice came from the dining window: "I caught a few snakes last night to make up for the little ones." ”

As soon as the words fell, Principal Li's face changed suddenly, and she covered her mouth and got up: "Lost ......"

An Ruxue pointed at Gu Tao: "You already knew, didn't you?" ”

"I found out last night." Gu Tao coughed: "Lao Zheng told me that he left me two bottles of snake wine......

"Principal Li must hate you to death."

"Why do you hate me...... Gu Tao blinked his eyes: "I didn't let her eat it." ”

After Principal Li came back, he went directly into the back kitchen and had a very in-depth exchange with Lao Zheng, Lao Zheng is not an unreasonable person, and promised Principal Li not to catch snakes to eat in the future, but eel is indispensable, this eel, it is a good thing, although there is no snake in general, but ......

When she came back, Principal Li's face was pale, and she couldn't eat, because her meal was full of snake soup, so just eating two steamed buns was considered a meal, and her untouched meal was naturally cheaper than the octopus guy who wandered around the cafeteria......

The octopus guy has become a school bully, since he won the ham sausage, he began to walk on his toes, he never let people walk on the road, whoever dares to fight with him will do whom, the boys who have not been scratched by the octopus guy now, that is synonymous with coercion, even the most generous and benevolent Siyuan has blocked the way of the octopus guy once at the instigation of those rabbit cubs.

"Octopus, come here." Chen Lili held an egg and dangled it in her hand: "No, no more." ”

The octopus guy glanced at it, raised his head haughtily, and disdained to eat. And when Xiuchen secretly took out the chicken wings he had saved, the octopus guy meowed and ran over, not seeing half of his pride.

"Why is your cat so cheap, just like you." An Ruxue looked at the octopus guy who was twisting his fat ass and eating chicken wings: "This is the most annoying cat I've ever seen." ”

"Yes." Gu Tao nodded: "I haven't seen a cat that is more annoying than him, ask Lao Zheng, do cats have any ways to eat." ”

"Dragon and tiger fighting." An Ruxue said without thinking: "Eat it." ”

Before she finished speaking, suddenly a huge figure fell from the sky and smashed on An Ruxue's face, she sighed, looked up and found that the octopus guy ran away, she picked up the broom and rushed out without saying a word, and then a man and a cat began a protracted chase battle.

"It's nice to be young." Gu Tao sighed and said to Principal Li, "It's full of cheerful atmosphere. ”

Principal Li glanced at him with a deep look: "Yes." ”

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The next day, the school organized the first group outdoor activity, the mountains in the middle of summer were not so hot, the creek was cold, there were coin-sized crabs turning over the stones, there were barbecue things on a small fire, the girls sat by the stream with their smooth legs playing in the water, the boys tossed and frolicked to get food, Lao Zheng as a guide repeatedly asked to pay attention to fire prevention, and Gu Tao sat by the stream playing the guitar and singing, white shirt, cropped pants and a broken guitar, and sang a beautiful song of the Solo River.

Just like when the sun rises as usual.

The laughter of the girls, the shouts of the boys, the chirping of cicadas and birds in the hollow, the tinkling of the stream, the sound of guitars, the singing and the rustle of the wind blowing through the leaves, this is probably the antidote to all your troubles.

"Mr. Gu, why is your guitar so broken." Liu Qian sat beside Gu Tao and looked at his broken guitar: "Isn't it okay to change it to a good one?" ”

Gu Tao glanced down at his broken guitar, and he laughed: "The value of a thing, in addition to materials, craftsmanship, and history, is also the memory it carries, if you take out something, you can wake up all your past memories, then its value is very high." Like this guitar, it reminds me repeatedly of what I wanted to do in the first place. ”

"And what do you want to do?"

"Sing." Gu Tao set his eyes on the remote control: "Be a bard." ”

Gu Tao laughed, but he didn't say much, so far he hadn't forgotten what he longed for the most. There is still a heat wave in his heart, but there is no condition to realize it for the time being.

Romantics are always able to attract the attention of young girls, Gu Tao's words have a magical liberal atmosphere, and the girls' minds suddenly follow him, and when they look back at the boys with gray faces who are playing nasty games of stroking up and down, they suddenly feel that they are a pile of cow shit......

"Teacher Gu, I'll give you ten yuan, and you can do another song." Chen Lili handed over a piece of ten yuan: "Anything is fine." ”

"Okay boss." Gu Tao took the money: "How is the Red River Valley?" ”

"Yes, yes! Anything is good. ”

Xiuchen hugged his knees and looked at Gu Tao's side face, although he usually annoyed it, but at this time Mr. Gu was really a little handsome, although his age was unknown, but when he was mottled and shaken by the sun, he actually had a sense of youth spurting out of his body, which was very dazzling.

So she secretly took out her mobile phone, took a picture of Gu Tao's side face, and then sent it to Xiu Ling and said, "Senior brother, our teacher is so handsome." ”

Xiu Ling came back with a selfie of his men's clothes: "Lao Tzu is more handsome!" Don't look at him. ”

Xiu Chen couldn't help but roll his eyes when he cried and laughed...... muttered in his mouth: "Dead straight man......"

The activity lasted until the evening, the tents were erected, the surrounding area was also lit with anti-insect incense, and the students also nailed a fence with the suggested materials, and after the electricity was turned on, they formed a small world here, although it is unlikely that there will be snakes, insects, rats, ants, and night owls and beasts that can cause them harm with their combat effectiveness, but field protection is also one of their courses, which is just an opportunity to practice.

Principal Li sat on a rock, looking at the quiet lake, Gu Tao had just given An Ruxue, who could climb trees but couldn't get down, and everything seemed quiet and peaceful.

"Dog security...... I'm so scared. An Ruxue cried: "I don't know why I climbed so high." ”

"It's only three or four meters, what are you afraid of?"

"I'm just scared of ......"

"You're an A-class superpower, don't be like this, okay?"

"Is there a conflict between A-level and fear of heights?"

Facing An Ruxue's soul problem, Gu Tao thought about it for a long time, and it seemed that there was really no conflict......

"Enemy attack!"

Suddenly, Huang Lei, who was in charge of standing guard, suddenly shouted. An Ruxue immediately stopped crying and wanted to get up, but Gu Tao stretched out his hand to stop her: "Look at their coping ability." ”