Chapter Thirty-Seven: Cook Mia
According to reliable news circulating in the rivers and lakes, this Mia chef is famous in Luoma Town.
His husband is also a two-meter-tall man, but in the past few years, he was addicted to alcohol, and often went home drunk, and he refused to change his teachings.
Finally, in a drunken dispute, the short aunt in front of her was furious and turned into a super star with blue hair.
He fought with his husband for 300 rounds with a rolling pin and spatula, and beat the two-meter-tall man with a blue nose and swollen face, and wept bitterly.
Since then, he has changed his past and vowed never to drink again.
To this day, the big man never drank outside, and laughed at himself that if the married women of the Ward tribe formed a legion, ten times the number of troops of the hostile country would never be an opponent.
Although it is a bit exaggerated, the combat effectiveness of the Ward women can also be seen.
After becoming famous in the First World War, Chef Mia's fierceness can be described as a shock to the town, and she is regarded by many housewives as a hero among women, a model for the people in the house, and her heroic deeds are widely spread in the inner hall of the boudoir.
Phil's wife, Catherine, and her many girlfriends, as senior gossip party members, naturally relished and praised this matter after dinner.
Therefore, after the initial panic, Phil hurriedly put on his invincible and cute little chubby face, raised his head, and blinked to Aunt Mia with his big watery blue eyes, trying his best to make his dimples obvious, looking harmless to humans and animals.
Mia was cleaning up the kitchen and directing a group of minions to start preparing for the lunch meal when she heard her daughter's whispered report.
So she hastily wiped her hands on her apron and hurried out.
When she saw this little chubby face who was trying to pretend to be cute, she knew that she was thinking too much.
With this master's habits, if he hadn't asked for help, he would never have put on such a cute, no, disgusting face.
After all, they have been waiting in the same family for several years, and they already know what kind of virtue the little fat man is.
The battle of wits between Catherine's mother and son has always been secretly a favorite entertainment program for the servants after dinner.
Mia let Phil go to a small lounge outside the kitchen, poured a little tea, and didn't care whether Phil drank it or not, she toasted it herself, and grabbed a handful of dried fruit from an unknown basket.
It's been a busy morning, and she's already thirsty.
Mia drank her tea leisurely, while her daughter fanned her from behind, calm and silent.
This is also learned from Catherine, every time this young master holds back some bad ideas, Catherine must be like this.
Of course, after all, it is her own young master, and after slowing down a little, she will definitely have to coax first.
No, he drank tea in his mouth, and helped the little fat man break the shell of the dried fruit in his hand, and in the blink of an eye, there was already a small pile in front of the little fat man.
The expression on Phil's face has stiffened, and he is embarrassed to always pretend to be cute.
Flipping over his palm, he placed the branches on the table for Mia to take a closer look.
Mia is very strange, this thing is called saliva vine, as a chef who has to work in the kitchen and fields for more than 10 hours a day, of course she can't not know it.
The yellow-green branches are thin and tough, and it is difficult to break them if you use your hands without sharp weapons.
There are scale-like twig lines on the surface, and at this time of the season there are a few inconspicuous seeds at the end of each branch.
This is a kind of wild vine that will inevitably grow in the sweet potato field, and the vine branches of the sweet potato exposed on the surface are often twisted together.
Every time you clean up the potato vines and feed the livestock, you have to pick this out, otherwise it will affect the appetite of the animals and it will be very troublesome.
Looking at Mia's inexplicable eyes, Phil asked, "Aunt Mia, what is this thing called?"
The child's voice is crisp.
"Miscellaneous vines, also called saliva vines. Mia's answer was short and to the point.
"Is it poisonous? Can you eat it? Especially the black seed on it. The little fat man asked the core.
"Oh, this thing can't be eaten, and there's nothing to eat.
It's that there are always a few sweet potatoes in the field, which have just been cleaned up here, and grow back there, which is very entangled.
This is still when I was feeding the animals yesterday, I specially picked it out to prevent it from mixing into the feed and eating it badly for the animals. Mia's mouth was like an open bottle of beer, and she was bubbling out and talking so fast that it was no wonder that her husband couldn't talk about her.
Well, the main thing is that you can't beat it.
"As for whether it is poisonous or not, I can't say.
Anyway, I don't eat to feed the livestock, and I love to spit when I eat it, but I don't seem to have diarrhea.
But this grass doesn't have anything to eat, just a little bit. "Mia is a bit verbose, but there's no shortage of content.
In her cognition, not having diarrhea means not being poisonous.
"Is there anything else? I want to get the point. Phil thought about waiting for the experiment to be done before having a showdown with Mia, after all, he still had to be helped to make the dishes.
His cooking skills were not bad in his previous life, but now with his small arms and legs, the big shovel like Fang Tian's halberd in the kitchen can really be wielded.
"It's simple, I'll let Xiao Manman send it to you later. But you can't give it to anyone, and if you let Kebell and Bertha know, you'll definitely have to count me down. "Mia is only a child to play, such a trivial matter can be regarded as a relief for the little master to come down in person and send someone to say it.
Little Manman is her daughter, Daimyo Manpole, who is 18 years old this year.
It's not easy to describe, it's a bit of her mother's posture.
I still heard from the grapevine that she liked the young man who was in charge of buying under Campbell's housekeeper in the front yard, and often used his position to bring some delicious food to others.
It's a pity that the goddess is intentional, the king of Xiang is ruthless, people eat things, but people pat their butts and run away.
As the days passed, a small bag of vine seeds had been saved.
Phil kept all the seeds in a small pocket and hid them in a secret compartment at the bottom of his cabinet, where maids were generally not allowed to clean them.
So far, he has fed Bao'er with this seed, fed the chickens at home, and the honey dolphins, and even Catherine's beautiful singing bird, which has not escaped his poisonous hands.
Boa, the bird, and the chicken, there was no reaction at all.
Also, people don't have teeth and can't chew, so they swallow it raw.
Only the honey dolphin, after eating a small handful stupidly, began to circle the ground and drool.
But none of them are dead, and they are still alive, especially one of the honey dolphins who seems to think that the taste is good, and they still want to lick their faces.
I don't know if it's because of the excessive saliva secretion, its appetite is better.
and the young man in the front yard who was said to be cheating on eating and drinking, Phil also gave him a few, and after he ate it with a face full of resistance, tears came out of his tears.
People are authentic peasant children, locals, of course they know this thing, but they can only consider themselves unlucky because of the coercion and temptation of the little master.
According to Phil's observations, he did not have any adverse reactions.
Well, no diarrhea.
It's almost confirmed that it's ready to eat, so the rest is to make it into a dish, which makes Phil embarrassed.
If you want to make a dish, in this house, you must have the consent of the hostess Catherine, otherwise no one else will dare to agree to let this seemingly poisonous weed seed be served on the table.
But how to get Catherine to agree, Phil, who has worked in sales, feels that the way of communication is very important.
So, he pinched his fingers and deliberately chose a day when the wind and sun were beautiful, and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant.
Phil also deliberately changed into a small vest sewn by Catherine's own hands, squeezed out the charming dimples again, and sat in front of Catherine's Great Demon King.
"I see, something for me. ”
Something happened that shocked Phil's jaw, and Catherine the Great Demon King did not have any expression of surprise, surprise, or even disgust at all.
When Phil had just finished his emotional foreshadowing and began to tell his experiment in less than three sentences, he interrupted him directly, grabbed the entire bag of seeds in his hand, gave Phil a creepy smile, and Shi Shiran turned around and left.
Phil still kept his mouth long, turned his head to look at Bao'er, and then looked back at the empty table, not as if everything just now was his hallucination.
Mama Bertha looked at the stupid boy, her nose wrinkled together, and she quickly turned around, her shoulders shrunk back and forth, and she almost laughed out loud.
The little fat man forgot that in this small family, who is the one who listens to all directions and leads the overall situation, and who is the boss of this family.
This point is clear even to Bao'er, a little thing.
The little fat man, who finally came to his senses, rubbed his head in anguish, scratched his white and blonde hair messily, and sighed that this woman was really better than one day at a time.
The road is long, I will go up and down and seek.