0311 Two dogs enter the underworld
Chen Fei didn't rush to do it, but recalled the content of "Five Techniques" and how to solve it when dealing with the illusion.
I thought about it for a long time.
No.
The only similarity is the ghost hitting the wall.
This is easy to do, Chen Fei immediately put on a posture and took steps.
What is Yubu?
This is based on the evolution of the arrangement of the Big Dipper, which was created by Xia Yu.
When Yu was running around to control the water, he became a cripple, but the effect of water control was not obvious. One day he saw a bird with a strange pace to avoid the flood of rolling stones, which could make the stone forbidden, and Yu combined this to create his own Yu step, and sure enough, he did this step to make the boulder turn over.
Hou Wu and Zhu imitated this step, believing that praying to God with this gait could send God to summon the spirit to obtain the spirit of the seven stars. Exorcise evil spirits and welcome the truth. In the early years, Taoist priests practiced qi or entered the mountains and forests, and also used this to gather qi and drive away evil spirits.
The coaxing Yu step is finished.
"Boss, are you square dancing?"
Chen Fei looked around and there was still no change.
"Dance your uncle's square dance!" Chen Fei scolded angrily.
Wen Dongdu was about to die of grievance.
How many times have I reminded you not to chase, don't chase, you don't listen yourself, you blame me for being trapped at this time.
"Boss. Let's keep snorting, that's the most effective way to do it......"
There was no way, Chen Fei had no choice but to use the ten slaps of the dragon descending from the mighty rivers and lakes.
But the cheeks are swollen, and there is still no effect.
"I smashed the hole!" Chen Fei immediately took out his Aolai gun and flew into the air.
……
The words were divided into two ends, Chen Fei was trapped and extremely depressed, but there was another person who was even more depressed than him.
That's Hu Ergou.
I was caught in a daze. Before he could sell his coffin, he was pulled in the head.
If this matter is put on others, it may be difficult to get rid of the resentment, and it will become a ghost on the ground.
But who is our second master Hu? We've got someone down there!
Truth be told, dead. Hu Ergou was still faintly excited in his heart, and he could finally go down to play with Feizi! I heard that he mixes well!
Unconsciously walked to the Land Temple, and the white-bearded land public helped Hu Ergou register and distribute approvals.
Hu Ergou was so excited that he couldn't extricate himself, looked here, touched that side, and even asked if the beard of the land lord was connected.
The kind old man sighed regretfully: "It's very pitiful to be crazy at a young age." Let's go to hell here. ”
Along the way, Hu Ergou found the mouth of a black hole, in which the wind was howling, and a miserable cry could be heard.
"It's Huangquan Road when you go in here?"
"Hmm. Next. ”
Hu Ergou was a little scared in his heart, but he still smiled awkwardly: "Okay, good days are coming." ”
When I came to Huangquan Road, it was still desolate.
Stepping on the cold road, Hu Ergou shivered: "Damn, what's the matter with Feizi, I won't send someone to pick me up when I die." ”
Yes, he's thinking about the same thing as you right now, and he's waiting for someone to pick him up.
Hu Ergou walked with difficulty, looking up and not seeing the stars, sun and moon, and looking down to see the dust of the land.
Looking down, it was bursts of black smoke, as if it had been sprayed with liquid nitrogen, and it was freezing your feet!
There are quite a few dead souls on the way. Some were handcuffed by demons, and some were alone, just like themselves.
"Brother, get a cigarette to smoke." Hu Ergou grabbed a ghost and said.
The ghost frowned: "Bold! Knocking on the head of this poor master, you can't die! ”
Hu Ergou smiled brightly: "Aren't I already dead?" Hey. It's too hard to walk, can you call me a taxi? Three jumpers are also successful. ”
A bright red banknote was handed over, and Hu Ergou was confident.
The red money is in the eye, which is a great insult to the ghosts, and its nature is equivalent to the use of underworld coins in the mortal world.
"I think you kid is begging for a beating!" The ghost took out the whip like a trick, and Hu Ergou jumped back in fright, and the cold was even worse, and the cold pierced his feet.
"Oops. If you have something to say, my brother's name is Chen Fei! You move me to try. ”
"Try it!"
There are very few Yin officials patrolling on Huangquan Road, and the ghost is the king of heaven here!
crackled and beaten, because the action was too violent, Hu Ergou's head fell off, and his body with limbs fluttered blindly, and the head that rolled to the side shouted: "Stop fighting!" My brother's name is Chen Fei! Chen Fei! ”
The movement here caused onlookers, and the souls of the dead took it as a warning and did not dare to speak poorly, and the ghosts were disdainful, and there were many such people every day.
The ghost put away the whip: "What bullshit Chen Fei, I haven't heard of it." Zhang Fei recognizes it, go! ”
The body was in contact with the ground in a large area, and Hu Ergou almost didn't freeze to death here, but fortunately, a kind person passed by, helped him put his head back on his neck, and helped him up.
"Young man, you can't do this, you didn't wait to get out of Huangquan Road, and your soul was gone." Big Brother is serious.
At this time, Hu Ergou was extremely weak, and he really regretted coming to this ghost place, but it was useless to regret it, he was already dead.
Take things as they come.
"What's the matter, big brother, I haven't seen my brother yet." Hu Ergou said in a panic.
"That guy just ran to let your soul fly away, and now you can only find someone to pass you, and you have to use money." Big Brother frowned and sighed.
Hu Ergou's face suddenly turned to ashes, and he was used to being poor with Chen Fei when he was a child. After selling coffins to make a fortune, he put a thousand yuan on his body every day. There is a sense of security.
"But I can't use my money here. Is there any other way, big brother? Help me, I don't want to die yet. ”
"There is a way, you have to borrow a life debt, and the cost of your passage is 8,000 treasures, which is not cheap."
Hu Ergou found the life-saving straw and hurriedly grabbed it: "Okay!" Where to borrow! My brother will help me pay it back! ”
"I'll have it, you just have to sign it." The big brother took out the note and the treasure money and handed it to Hu Ergou.
This is obviously a trap, in front of the charlatan Hu Erye, this is simply low to no level.
Damn it.
"Okay! When I find my brother, I'll pay you back immediately! ”
Feizi is a yin official, and 8,000 yuan is estimated to be just the price of a meal.
As everyone expected, after signing, the big brother put the treasure money into his trouser pocket, picked up Hu Ergou's weak body and left: "Young man, have you hired a guard?" Huangquan Road is not very smooth. ”
Hu Ergou was stunned: "What guard?" ”
"See for yourself."
Looking up, there were three stubble men standing in front of him, and at a glance he knew that he was not a good person, they were violent, and he almost said, "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree."
Hu Ergou didn't get tired of it: "How much money can be settled?" ”
Feizi has money, beckoning!
Seeing that the big brother was wealthy, the lion opened his mouth and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to get by without a hundred thousand treasures." ”
Fuck you wait for me! Let me find the flyer and see how I get you!
"Bring the note. I signed. Hu Ergou gritted his teeth and said.
……
After some tossing, Chen Fei was tired and couldn't get up.
"Boss hold on! I'm going to come to you right now! Wen Dong shouted.
Chen Fei shook his head lightly: "It's useless, no one remembers the route when I came, it's over, it's completely finished now, and I can't get out......"
Why did you know in the first place today?
If you don't want to kill Jiakang, where is this now?
I took out my phone and looked at it, but there was still no signal.
It's funny. Lao Tzu has a signal in the underworld, but there is no one in this ghost place.
"Boss! You have to cheer up! There's so much more to get done, and you can't just get stuck like that! Wen Dong's eyes were already red.
Chen Fei was extremely weak: "Enough, if you have anything, tell me now." I should have a right to know about my own business. ”
Tears rolled across his face, "click" fell on the table, Wen Dong shook his head: "Boss, I really can't say it now...... But don't be discouraged! I'm here now. No matter how long it takes, I'll find you! ”
If Chen Feizhen is trapped here forever, what's the point of me waiting for the old department to stay?!
Look for!
It's just a sea area, is a hundred years enough?
What about 500 years?
A thousand years!
Chen Fei was very disappointed. Stand up and pat the ash on your ass.
"Damn, this can't be tricked, go die to you."
The tone was very relaxed, which caught Wen Dong off guard: "Boss...... You. Do you have a solution? ”
"Isn't this nonsense? Wouldn't it be okay for me to take the Huangquan Road admission ticket back to the underworld directly, and then use the locator to go back to the mortal world? ”
Wen Dong excitedly applauded: "Why didn't I think of it!" ”
……
"It's here, it's three hundred and ninety-eight thousand, when do you think it's convenient for you to settle out?" Big Brother put Hu Ergou down.
Walking through Huangquan Road is Wangxiangtai, where you can see your relatives in the mortal world, which is the last sight.
Hu Ergou looked at Lin Cuilan in the house on the Wangxiang platform, chatting with Chen Hanlin eating melon seeds, and his heart was sour.
"When will you settle the bill?" Big Brother pushed Hu Ergou and said unhappily: "There are so many people queuing up in the back, hurry up!" ”
Hu Ergou came back to his senses and said lightly: "Let's talk about it when I find my brother." ”
The big brother was annoyed and angry, and slapped over: "It took a thousand years for you to find your brother, and Lao Tzu is still waiting for you for a thousand years?!" ”