What's that?

Wearing an apron and shovel in my hand, I looked at the person who stood in the door and could cover more than half of the light outside the door.

In terms of stature, this is a fat man, and there are not many fat people among the people I know; The voice sounds like a girl, and the chubby girl is even less so?

I walked up and said to her, "I said, sister, did you go to the wrong door?" ”

The "winter melon" stepped on heavy footsteps, and "Oh Oooo" walked in, raising a fat face full of greasy: "Your name is Wu Jie?" ”

"Yes. I am Wu Jie. ”

"Then I didn't find the wrong person."

With that, she walked to the living room by herself, threw her travel bag on the sofa, and sat down on the sofa by herself, crossed her legs, and leaned on the back of the sofa with her hands in a zigzag shape.

"Hey, this girl is thirsty, do you have a drink? Get some ice. ”

Since she knew my name, she probably didn't find the wrong person, but I really don't remember knowing her.

Although I feel strange, but the person who came is a guest, and she is a big fat girl, to say the least, there are more than 200 pounds, this hot world is indeed enough to go out.

I gave her a chilled bottle of Sprite, and she unscrewed the lid and drank it all with a few grunts.

"Did we know each other before?"

"I don't know." She replied crisply.

"Then what are you looking for me?"

She grabbed a large handful of facial tissues from the coffee table, wiped the grease on her face, tilted her head, and said to me, "Collect debts." ”

"What debt to collect?"

She stared straight at me: "I'll ask you a question first, many people say that time is priceless. Do you agree with this view? ”

I nodded.

"Time is linked to life, do you think a person's life is more precious?"

"Yes." I nodded again.

"There is a man who saved you, he died, and you survived, so do you owe him a lot?"

As soon as these words came out, I thought of Master Chen almost reflexively.

Hurriedly asked, "You, are you Master Chen's daughter?" ”

"Yes, my name is Tu Chen."

The fat girl didn't have the slightest sadness about her father's death, but looked me up and down.

Then, she took out a tortoise shell, threw three copper coins into it, and then said something in her mouth, and shook the tortoise shell, and the funny thing was that no matter how much she shook it, the three copper coins would not come out.

After a long time, the three coins fell together and were neatly stacked on top of each other.

She was stunned for a moment, then pulled out a knife at least twenty centimeters long from her travel bag.

As soon as the knife came out, I immediately retreated and hurriedly said, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Come, give me all the blood."

"What are you doing with blood?"

"Where is so much nonsense, stick your fingers out, I don't want much, just a drop of blood."

Joke. Look at her posture, where it looks like a drop of blood, it's like she's going to dismantle me!

In the end, I took out my switchblade, drilled a small hole with the tip of the knife, and did as she said. Brought a glass over.

First, spread a layer of rice, black rice, bud rice, mung beans, red beans, soybeans on the bottom of the glass, then salt, lard and sour vinegar; Fill in the water again, leaving one-tenth of the space.

At last. I squeezed another drop of blood out of the small opening.

Originally, there were a lot of things in the glass, crowded together, and it looked like there were many colors and complex.

But I don't know why, when my blood dripped in. The fat girl took a single chopstick and stirred it quickly, and when the stirring stopped, everything in the glass suddenly returned to its place automatically, layer after layer, even the lard automatically solidified, the salt did not dissolve, and the sour vinegar and water were layered!

"W-This is magic?"

The chubby girl looked at me, smiled and said, "Have you ever seen such a magic trick that defies science?" ”

I shook my head.

She suddenly reached out and patted me on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "No wonder that old guy is desperate to protect you, it turns out that your kid is a rare ninety-ninth generation of good people in a thousand years." ”

Ninety-nine good people?

The empress also mentioned this sentence to me!

"What are these ninety-nine good men doing?" I asked her.

She looked at me and grinned, "You want to know?" ”

"Hmm." I nodded.

"You really want to know."

I nodded solemnly.

said. She stretched out her fat and fat hands, and the four fingers trembled slightly---- this posture was exactly the same as my master and Mao Song!

"Give money."

I walked around her.

"Why?" This time it was her turn to wonder.

"Why does your action make me feel so much like a person?"

The chubby chick asked, "Like whom?" ”

I went around again: "Like a crazy old man." ”

"You're talking about Mad Pines, right?"

"Mad pine?"

She leaned her fat body on the back of the sofa again: "Well, he is the same as my old man, that guy is well-known for his greed for money and miserliness in the industry." He does not distinguish between good and evil, and he mostly goes to the wrong door. As long as he gives money, he will do anything for the buyer. Moreover, he has a habit of doing things, which is to pretend to be crazy. Pose as a worldly master. Those who are young and have never seen much of the world are easily fooled, and they think that they have become the protagonists of TV series and dramas, and they can get rid of poverty and become rich all of a sudden, with a group of beautiful women, and go to the peak of life from then on. ”

As she spoke, she squinted eyes that felt like they were the size of sesame seeds. He grinned and said, "Hey, don't say you've been deceived by him too?" ”

In this way, I really understood, no wonder Master said that he would appear in front of me in the guise of anyone, and then test me, it turned out that he had already calculated that I would be Mao Songkeng.

Who is my master?

Does he know that I am a good man of the ninety-ninth generation?

At all costs. I was very interested in this good man of the ninety-ninth generation, and after giving a hundred yuan, she said: "It is said that if a person is good in the ninety-ninth life, once the merit is accumulated, he will be able to soar in the day. Become an immortal and become a Buddha. And this kind of person is like Tang monk meat, extremely rare, after all, even if a person only lives ten years old, the ninety-ninth will have more than nine hundred years. ”

Thinking that Qin Niang and the empress wanted to drink my blood, I suddenly asked her: "Then does my blood also have the effect of Tang monk meat?" ”

"You're thinking too much. If that had that effect, I'd have already gotten a piece off of you, but."

"But what?"

Tu Chen smiled weirdly: "For some evil demons, demons, cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, your flesh and blood may really have that effect. ”

She reached out and patted me on the shoulder, grinning, "You should be careful in the future." Don't die until you complete the mission goal, or you'll lose all your efforts. ”

"What mission objectives?" I asked hurriedly.

"You really want to know?"

As soon as she spoke, I put another "100 yuan bill" in the palm of her hand.

"Hehe, you can teach." She put away her fat and greasy hand, "It's very simple, do good deeds and accumulate merits." ”

"I know how to do good deeds and accumulate merit, this is too general, isn't it?"

"It's general for the average person, but it's not the same for people who specialize in it." She sat naked on the sofa and said to me with a smile, "How is it, do you want to become an immortal?" Do you want to go to the sky to see what the fairy looks like, is Chang'e really so beautiful? ”

I rolled my eyes, I always felt that this fat girl was unreliable, and I dared to love her for so long.

I turned around and went into the kitchen, and the porridge was almost cold, so I could call Nizi and Qinniang to eat.

"Hey, hey, the price is negotiable, and besides, accumulating merit will do you many, many benefits."

I turned to look at her and asked, "What's in it?" ”

As if she was juggling, she conjured a yellow rune paper out of thin air, and with a slight shake, the rune fire was ignited.

"I'll do it too." I rolled my eyes.

"Oh? What the old man taught you? She looked a little surprised.

Just about to speak. Upstairs, Nizi's voice came: "Brother, have you eaten?" Your sister and I are so hungry that my breasts are small! ”

"Alright." I answered and turned to go into the kitchen.

"Yo-hoo, let's eat!"

Not long after, I heard the sound of my little sister taking Qinniang down the stairs, and as soon as I went out with two bowls of porridge, I heard my little sister exclaim: "Tu Chen!" Why did you come to my house! ”

I looked at the two of them in surprise: "You know each other?" ”

"Brother, Tu Chen is my college classmate, and we are in the same dormitory."

It's a small world, yes. I want to catch this fat girl, but I can't get rid of it.

When Tu Chen saw Qin Niang, he shouted again, walked around Qin Niang several times, and finally heard that Qin Niang was my daughter-in-law in the media, the dead fat man actually took a spit: "Hey, the fairy flower is inserted in the wet cow with diarrhea!" ”

Originally, I thought that life would be more or less peaceful for a few days, but after this fat girl came, she asked me to "pay off my debts" every day.

If it's just to pay it back, that's it. But what she asked me to pay off was not a yang debt, but a yin debt!

She asked me to join her in helping ---- ghosts in need!

There are many ways to accumulate merit, such as building bridges and roads, donating Buddhas and building pagodas, but these are all related to money; Unfortunately, I didn't.

And of course, no one will run stupidly to help others these days, after all, the other party may not necessarily believe that you are sincere, and maybe they will be suspicious and send people to the police station; Compared with people who are repetitive and changeable, and can't distinguish between good and bad, good and evil, ghosts have become a lot more real.

After dinner, the little sister took Qinniang to the third uncle's house. I'm washing the dishes. The fat girl poked her head out of the door frame in a daze: "Hey, hey, hey"

I glanced at her: "I said fat girl, it's a waste for you not to make horror movies." ”

"Hey, hey, Wu Jie, it's time to pay off the debt, come with me."

"No, no." I don't even shake my head.

"Hey, what if I told you that accumulating merit can make Qinniang smarter and more human-like?"

I was stunned and turned my head to stare at her, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Don't pretend, sister, I was born with a spiritual root body, I can top others for ten years in one year of cultivation, and my perception is stronger than my old man, I don't know how many times. According to the gossip I got, Li Bingchen, the second son of the Li family in Chang'an, known as the 'Four Sons of China', was abused to the point that he was completely decent, and the cause was a thousand-year-old female corpse. Combined with my judgment and understanding in the past few days, it is easy to judge that the attendance mother is the thousand-year-old female corpse. ”

Tu Chen's words immediately made me nervous!

She still smiled and said, "Hey, to tell you the truth, you are really weak now, do you want to become stronger?" If you don't want to, it won't be long before someone comes to your door. ”

"How do you get stronger?"

"When you're here, I'll tell."

"Where are you going?"

"Your town's hospital morgue!"

(Battlefield Literature)