21. Caught
Just when Lu Yao thought that Yi Nanshen was going to do something to himself like yesterday, he saw Yi Hanzhi take her notebook.
Lu Yao just read the topic that she didn't understand for a long time, and she wrote a lot of nonsense - if that can really be called a word......
Even the craziest wild grass that Yi Hanzhi has ever seen is not half as wild as her, and this wildness is mixed with a surging evil wind, I am afraid that it will make everyone in calligraphy roll out and pass out......
Yi Hanzhi twitched the corners of his mouth, and for the first time he had doubts about his IQ - otherwise, why couldn't he understand what Lu Yao wrote her?!
Jin Zheng and Liu Zhiyan, who had been paying attention to the two of them in front, also turned their heads, and Jin Zheng asked curiously: "Yi Hanzhi, why do you have such an expression, what indescribable content do you see?"
Yi Hanzhi glanced at him lightly and threw the notebook to him casually.
Jin Zheng caught it and glanced at it, and on it were the words Lu Yao staggered, the pen was eager to fly out, and it was impossible to meet.
Jin Zheng stared at it for a long time, and he couldn't recognize a word. The content crawling on it makes people wonder if they have learned Chinese, looking at that posture, she can't wait to connect every line of words with a pen!
", I originally thought that Liu Zhiyan's words were so ugly that they swept through thousands of troops, but I didn't expect Lu Yao to be better! In the future, if you two can't find a job, you can consider drawing talismans for a living......" Kim Jong sincerely sighed.
Liu Zhiyan glanced at him: "You can pull it down, the word old lady is a chic wild grass, and ordinary people can't write it~"
Jin Zheng frowned: "Lu Yao, what the hell have you painted here?"
Lu Yao glanced at him with very condescending eyes, and there was a naked look in his eyes, "I don't talk to you who are mentally retarded."
Liu Zhiyan took the notebook loudly and read it out very skillfully: "The root of the third is three balabala...... What kind of problem is this, can a normal person do it, it's just shit. ”
Watching Liu Zhiyan spit out a large string of swear words, this proficient appearance is obviously something that can only be practiced by years of kung fu - who can recognize Lu Yao's words in ordinary people, hey! Jin Zheng's mouth opened wide in surprise, and even Yi Hanzhi raised his eyebrows and glanced at her.
Lu Yao didn't know why he had an inexplicable sense of pride - look at my iron, even I can recognize my words, how powerful!
Yi Hanzhi's thin lips opened slightly, and he looked at Lu Yao's eyes as if he was looking at a piece of shit: "You can't use your brain?"
--This is actually a sentence that is very insulting to people's IQ, plus Yi Hanzhi's eyes are naked disdain and contempt, so if it was Lu Yao's words before, he would never have beaten him until he knelt on his knees and begged for mercy, but now......
Lu Yao just retorted unconvinced when he heard this: "Do you think I don't want to?" But my brain is so savage! It would just say to me, 'If you dare to move, I'll try!'"
Yi Hanzhi: "......"
Kim Jong: "......"
Liu Zhiyan echoed indignantly: "That's it!" Can you scholars understand the kind of death that we scumbags want to die when facing problems?!"
Jin Zheng thought for a while, "I'm sorry, I really can't, we have always been the first and second in the class since we were children." ”
Liu Zhiyan: "......"
Lu Yao was very unhappy to be ridiculed as a scumbag - although this is indeed true, but being said to still make her very unhappy! So she sneered: "First and second? Presumably that number one never fell on you, right? ”
Kim Jong: "......" is right.
After pulling a person into the water, Lu Yao's mood became happy and hummed a little song.
Liu Zhiyan continued to ask: "Hey, hey, did any warrior dare to ask Yi Nanshen questions like Yang Yao before?"
Jin Zheng thought for a moment and shook his head, "No, they usually ask me questions." He explained, "Although it is true that my grades are not as good as Yi Hanzhi, when they say that when they ask him questions, they always feel that they can see the naked stupidity in his eyes." ”
Yi Hanzhi: "......" He swore he had never thought of it that way, he was just thinking about how these people would have the courage to talk to him.
Liu Zhiyan nodded knowingly on the side, "Our Yi male god looks so cool, so cool that he doesn't have a girlfriend." ”
At this time, Lu Yao suddenly said silently: "Then you can still have a boyfriend~" She asked again, "Then you can't see the word stupid in his eyes?" ”
Kim Jong said sincerely, "No, he usually says it directly." ”
Yi Hanzhi's opening was to mend the knife: "If you don't see 3 as 5, I don't want to say more about this stupidity, I will only see you away with the eyes of the mentally retarded."
Jin Zheng: "......" him, Jin Zheng, is such a miserable man.
Finally, a class is over, and all the fans who saw the class of Yi Nanshen who was not sleeping but awake came out of the classroom with satisfaction - the next session is the class of the exterminator Tai Ding Ling, if you don't go, you can't go!
Lu Yao didn't move his butt very unconsciously, looking at the beautiful side face of Yi Nanshen, it was rare to turn over the nymphomaniac.
In front, Liu Zhiyan turned his head to find Lu Yao and chatted: "Hey, Yao, the two of us dare to rub off on the lesson of the extermination master, exciting!" It is said that this woman is a thief, do you know?! ”
Lu Yao nodded: "I know~ But I'm not panicking, I have a backstage!"
Liu Zhiyan laughed: "Hahahaha, I like your arrogant appearance of bullying people hahahaha~"
But when the class was about to start, Lu Yao didn't expect that Yi Hanzhi, who was originally lying on the table, suddenly got up and walked to the vacant seat of the group next to him, bound to stay away from them.
Liu Zhiyan: "Am I relying on us to be disgusted by Yi Nanshen?!"
Jin Zheng: "Isn't this a matter of course~" After speaking, he also sat down and sat next to the boy in front of Yi Han, which made people sigh "A good friend for a lifetime"~
Lu Yao looked at Yi Hanzhi who continued to lie down and sleep incomprehensibly, and felt a little unhappy. But she couldn't help but do nothing--the matter of attacking the male god was in a hurry, and if she got too close, she might even cause the male god to be disgusted!
Lu Yao, who is single in the mother and fetus, doesn't know where he got his experience, so he is so confident......
Ding Ling is an abstinent teacher in her forties, wearing old-fashioned reading glasses, with a serious and meticulous face - not very easy to mess with at first glance.
As soon as she entered the room, she stared at the two faces of Lu Yao and Liu Zhiyan - irrelevant characters who insisted on not letting her out of the classroom - and she didn't know how big the power behind them was so that the school leaders didn't even give her own face! The exterminator is so upset!
Classes are now on.
It was very peaceful at first, Ding Ling saw that Lu Yao and Liu Zhiyan didn't cause much trouble, and thought that they were quite honest - of course, later events strongly proved that her idea was absolutely wrong!
Liu Zhiyan looked at the person on the blackboard and became sleepy, and he didn't have the heart to harass Lu Yao, so he fell asleep on the table after a while.
And Lu Yao sat for ten minutes, and her active nature made her unable to be idle, as if a brazier had been installed under her buttocks, so hot that she wanted to jump up - to jump next to Yi Hanzhi.
So Lu Yao took out his mobile phone and sent Yi Hanzhi a friend application - don't ask her why she doesn't have Yi Hanzhi's number, Uncle Bai didn't get it!
But Yi Hanzhi, who was sleeping, didn't move, presumably because he had set his phone to mute. So Lu Yao had an idea, tore up a small piece of paper and wrote a sentence - in order to prevent Yi Hanzhi from not understanding her words, Lu Yao even took out the exam writing essay to write seriously!
After writing, Lu Yao crumpled the pieces of paper, aimed at Yi Hanzhi's arm under his head, and threw it out while the exterminator turned around to write the blackboard.
But I don't know if it was the reincarnation of Lu Yaozhi's god, the paper ball did not hit Yi Hanzhi's arm, but hit him on the head in a daze...... Ahh
Yi Hanzhi was woken up, and raised his head with a dark face to look at Lu Yao, who was pretending to be listening carefully and didn't do anything--only this person here dared to throw a paper ball at his head!
At the same time, Ding Ling on the stage also seemed to have eyes on the back of her head, and she saw this war without gunpowder at once. She showed a "sure enough, sure enough" expression and walked over.
Ding Ling picked up the paper ball that fell on the ground, opened it, and read it out word by word: "Yi, man, god, plus, one, good, friend, right?"
Lu Yao hurriedly confessed: "Report to the teacher, I did this note alone, and it has nothing to do with Yi Hanzhi!"
The class couldn't help but laugh.
Ding Ling slowly looked around at everyone, and saw that everyone had stopped, and then looked at Lu Yao: "Lu Yao, you said that you wrote this note?" Does it have anything to do with Yi Hanzhi? ”
"Yes teacher, I am guilty!" Lu Yao stood up, tried to make amends, and turned the tide of her favor in Yi Hanzhi's heart, and said with emotion: "I sent a message to Yi Hanzhi just now, who knew that he was going to class wholeheartedly, and his heart was all in the ocean of knowledge, and he didn't pay attention to me at all, so I wrote a note to throw him away, teacher, you have to believe that this is really my fault alone, I am guilty!" ”
Yi Hanzhi: "...... "I'll pounce on your sister."
"Really?" Ding Ling obviously didn't believe his words, she knew very well before that although Yi Hanzhi was smart and had good grades, he basically didn't listen to the class, Lu Yao said that he was bent on the ocean of knowledge, this sentence was just a fart!
Too lazy to listen to Lu Yao's nonsense, she pointed the finger at Yi Hanzhi: "Yi Hanzhi, since you are dedicated to class, then tell me where I talked about it just now." ”
Yi Hanzhi: "......" He was sleeping in class just now, and he didn't listen to what Ding Ling said!
Yi Hanzhi's remark to Lu Yao was simply to chisel her head to see if it was, and she could think of such a bad reason?!
Jin Zheng sat in front of him, wanting to remind him, but Ding Ling was standing on the edge of Yi Han, and he was also powerless.