Chapter 77: Don't Cry If You Don't See the Coffin!
I've already stuffed the ring into the poor dick's pocket, why can't I find it?
The bald fat man was very puzzled by this, if it wasn't for the fact that he did it himself, he would have wondered if something had gone wrong in the middle!
The vulgar woman also knew that she was already riding a tiger, and she had to detain Lin Yi to death for the crime, otherwise she would have to kneel down and apologize!
As soon as her eyes rolled, she immediately shouted: "What is it called, if you can't find it, it doesn't mean that the ring was not stolen by him." God knows where he hid the ring, maybe he'll take it out as soon as we're gone! ”
"I really don't cry when I don't see the coffin." Lin Yi shook his head and sneered, and said to the security captain, "Brother." I suspect that they are simply guarding themselves and deliberately framing me! The ring is likely to be on their own, so I suggest you search for it, and there may be a surprise! ”
"Fart!" The vulgar woman scolded directly: "It's just nonsense." Obviously you stole something, and you are still shouting to catch the thief! ”
"If it's a thief shouting to catch a thief, check it out." Lin Yi smiled and said: "If you don't let the inspection, it means that there is a ghost in your heart, you said this by yourself just now, so many people are listening, you shouldn't admit it, right?" ”
"Me!" The gaudy woman frowned, gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, search and rescue, what are you afraid of sitting upright?!" ”
The security captain immediately went to scan it with an instrument, but found nothing.
"Hmph, there's nothing to say down there, are you?" The vulgar woman said proudly: "I advise you not to mess around, hand over the ring honestly, or wait to go to the police station, it will be too late for you to regret it!" ”
"Don't be complacent too early, be careful that you can't get off the stage until you get off." Lin Yi smiled and said to the security captain: "Brother, please search for that fat man, don't forget that the two of them are in the same group." ”
The ring was stuffed out by the fat man's own hands, of course he was fearless, and directly opened his arms and said: "If you want to search it, you can search it, but boy, let me tell you, if you can't find it today, this matter will definitely not be over!" ”
"That's right, husband!" The vulgar woman said proudly: "This kind of obscene and shameless poor dick should be let go to the police station to receive a good reform education, so that he can harm others again??"
Before he finished speaking, the detector in the security captain's hand began to sound.
The vulgar woman's face changed suddenly, and her smile froze instantly.
"Don't be nervous. That's just the key. The fat man unhurriedly opened his satchel, took out a bunch of keys from it, and shook the Mercedes-Benz key by the way, with a show-off expression: "Do you see clearly, the key is only??"
Before he could finish speaking, a ring shook off the keychain and fell to the ground with a clang.
The expression on the fat man's face instantly froze, and the whole person was directly stunned, as if he had been caught in a fixed spell.
There was also a dead silence all around, and the silence was terrifying.
Moments later, the audience erupted!
"Wow, it turns out that it's really a thief shouting to catch a thief! Stinky and shameless dog men and women! ”
". I almost got cheated by that stinky bitch! ”
"That's right, looking at her convincing appearance, I thought it was really the young man who stole it, it turned out that it was all acting!"
"Malegobi, Lao Tzu has never seen such a lowly person in his life, it's not as good as a pig and a dog!"
"Call the police! The dog man and woman must not be allowed to slip away, they must be allowed to go to the police station for a cup of tea! ”
"That's right, call the police!"
The vulgar woman has been scared silly. She grabbed the fat man violently, and said angrily: "Husband, what's going on, why is the ring still with you?" ”
The fat man was also shocked and angry at this time, he didn't understand what was going on at all, he had already stuffed the ring out, why did he run back into his bag?
Seeing the surging scene around him, he suddenly panicked and sweated, and when he heard that this vulgar woman dared to question himself, he raised his hand directly in anger and slapped him, splitting his head and covering his face.
"Stinky bitch, you still have the face to ask me? From beginning to end, you were there to be a demon, shouting and showing off your mother! Lao Tzu just treats you as a plaything, I really think I'm a wealthy wife?! ”
The vulgar woman was directly stunned by this slap, and she shrunk her neck and didn't dare to say a word.
She knows how many pounds and taels she has, if she doesn't have the support of a fat man, she is just a peripheral girl who can be a husband, why is she arrogant here? Maybe you'll be beaten to death!
At a critical time, her IQ was on the line, and she knew that if she wanted to get out of the way and keep the fat man, she had to ask Lin Yi's forgiveness.
Only if this poor ghost agrees to give the fat man a step down privately, then there is still room for things to turn around, otherwise he really has to go to the police station, and this matter will be a big deal!
Let's not talk about fines and criminal detention, this fat man will definitely kick himself away!
Are you afraid that you won't be able to find a peripheral girl if you have money? There are so many young and beautiful girls queuing!
As soon as she thought of this, she didn't care about any shame and face, and ran directly to Lin Yi and said, "Handsome?? Handsome guy, I'm sorry, it's me who is bad, it's me who is cheap, you don't care about the villain, just let me go??"
"Don't don't, I'm not an adult, I'm just a poor dick who can't be repaid." Lin Yi smiled, "I couldn't wait to ride on my neck to and pee just now, but now I want to gently uncover it with a word, how can there be such a cheap thing in this world?" Why don't I strip you naked and go out to the streets for a long time, and then say I'm sorry to you, how about you write off your grievances? ”
As soon as he heard this, the surrounding people who ate melons suddenly laughed again. Some of the poor men applauded even louder.
Just now, the vulgar woman ridiculed Lin Yi one by one, how could they not empathize with the hatred in their hearts? Seeing Lin Yi's Jedi turn the tables at this time, of course they are willing to push the boat down the river and humiliate this shameless woman!
The vulgar woman is angry and afraid. Gritted his teeth, he said, "Then what do you want?" ”
"First fulfill your promise, kneel down and slap yourself a hundred times!" Lin Yi said coldly.
Hearing this, the vulgar woman's face turned red with anger, as if she was about to burst into blood.
What a shame!
But she knew she had no choice. If you don't kneel?? The end will be even worse!
Gritting her teeth and glaring at Lin Yi with hatred, she knelt down in humiliation, and then gently raised her hand and slapped herself.
"This is called a slap? Tickle it! A crowd of people eating melons on the side suddenly shouted.
"That's right, wasn't it very exciting when you were a demon just now? How can you be the same as Sister Lin now?! ”
"Push harder! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will help you! ”
"Yes, I've been looking at this woman for a long time, what a thing! If she tickles like this again, Lao Tzu will go up and teach her how to slap! ”
"Count me in!"
"And me, I hate it too??"
The vulgar woman was frightened on the spot, and quickly increased her strength and slapped herself in the face.
After only thirty or forty strokes, her face was already red and swollen, and her eyes were red.
But no one sympathized with her at all. Because she died for it, and she deserved it!
It took a hundred strokes before she dared to grit her teeth and stand up, "Are you satisfied now?!" ”
"So-so." Lin Yi laughed. said to the security captain next to him: "Brother, I'm sorry for you, watch them before the police arrive!" ”
"What?!" The vulgar woman immediately screamed, "I've already knelt down to apologize, and you still want to call the police?" Why are you like this?! ”
"I only asked you to kneel down to apologize, but I didn't say that I won't call the police after you kneel." Lin Yi turned his head and glanced around, "Did you hear that?" ”
The crowd of melon-eating people shook their heads while laughing, and no one was willing to speak for the vulgar woman at all.
"You?? Shame on you! The vulgar woman was so angry that her lungs were about to explode, and she turned around and wanted to move the rescuers, but she saw that the fat man's face was more ugly than that of her dead parents, so frightened that she swallowed the words back into her stomach.
She regrets it, she knew that she wouldn't provoke this poor dick, she didn't take advantage of herself but planted a big heel, not to mention the shame, maybe even the father of the gold owner will lose it!
Thinking that he might lose his life and go back to the stage to sell himself?? She really can't wait to slap herself a few more times, and her intestines are about to be broken!
Lin Yi didn't bother to deal with the dog man and woman, and let the security guards and police handle the rest.
He came directly to the lottery table with the ticket, and it was the right thing to take the grand prize back quickly, in case he encountered the green smoke from the ancestral tomb that was not long-eyed, it would not be fun to draw the grand prize away in advance!
After taking the receipt and checking it, the welcome girl on the side of the lottery table handed over the wireless mouse, "Sir, as long as you click the start button, the system will automatically start the lottery, good luck!" ”
"Thank you." Lin Yi smiled, "Your grand prize necklace is really good, just take it back for me to give to my mother-in-law as a birthday gift." ”
The welcome girl smiled and grinned, but she secretly snorted coldly in her heart: "Still thinking about winning the grand prize?" It's a dream! The number of places for the grand prize has long been set by the childcare in the company, and the company has no intention of giving away this necklace at all, thinking too much about you! ”