Section 32 Amazing Efficacy
I came to the gray-haired fox, slowly stretched out my hand, stroked its fluff a few times, and said, "Don't worry, I won't hurt you, can He Shou Wu save your life in this thousand years?" ”
The fox nodded very humanely.
"Okay, I'll give you half of He Shou Wu."
Hearing this, several ghosts behind were shocked, and the fifth brother asked, "What are you talking about?" This is something you got in exchange for hanging on the cliff for two days and almost turning into bacon, so you gave half of it out so hastily? And to a beast? ”
Actually, I didn't think about it that much, I just saw that the fox was seriously injured and looked like it was going to die, and I didn't want it to die, after all, it killed the tiger demon, which indirectly saved my life. So I broke He Shou Wu in the middle, put half of it to its mouth, then picked up the backpack, turned around and left.
Although there is no malice in its gaze, I am too weak to stay at this time, what if it regains its strength and strikes at me?
The fourth brother, the fifth brother, and Xue Yuanliang all objected to my behavior just now, and the fifth brother looked at the ugly ghost and asked, "Why didn't you react?" ”
The ugly ghost didn't say a word from just now, and when he heard the question, he said: "Let him decide for himself, it's good to have a good relationship with the fox demon, if he doesn't leave He Shouwu, the fox demon will definitely die, it's good to have this kindness." ”
Since the ugly ghosts have said so, they can't say anything more......
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By the time I returned to Qingtian City, I had a fever and was very weak. Although he didn't fight the tiger demon head-on this time, he was also trapped on the cliff for two days and two nights, without eating or drinking, and being exposed to wind and rain. I was on the bus, on my way home.
In fact, crowding the bus is a very good exercise, which allows people to practice sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other fitness programs, and the price is favorable, suitable for all ages. I haven't showered in ten days. I washed my hair and didn't change my clothes. Even though the buses were crowded, there was a vacuum around me and it was nice to have no crowds.
When I got home, my mother was stunned when she saw my appearance, and hurriedly asked, "Didn't you travel with the vice governor?" How do you act like an African refugee? ”
I replied casually: "Survive in the wild and feel nature." ”
"It's so miserable, I almost feel like a savage." Mom said with a disgusted expression.
I was speechless and went straight to the shower...... After washing, go straight to bed.
When I woke up, I found that it was already the middle of the night, and my mother seemed to see that I was so tired that she didn't even call me to eat.
I sneaked into the kitchen, moved the induction cooker and soup pot into the bedroom, then cut off a few slices of He Shou Wu, washed them, and put them in the pot to cook, as if I was stealing food. Xue Yuanliang's ghost said on the side: "Don't forget to promise me that you will leave a small part for my mother." ”
"You know, I'll taste it first to see if it's poisonous."
After boiling in the pot for nearly an hour, I fished things out, to be honest, the taste was very unpleasant, and it was unpalatable, but I still pinched my nose and ate it all, and there was no soup left, this is something that I exchanged my life for, and I was reluctant to waste it. As soon as he finished eating, Xue Yuanliang asked, "How is it?" How does it feel? ”
I touched my stomach and said, "I feel like my stomach is hot." ”
"What? Is the medicine so strong? Got a reaction just after eating it? After listening to my description, Xue Yuanliang was taken aback.
I said stupidly, that's boiling water, can your stomach not be hot when you drink it? And it's not just my stomach, I'm sweating all over! After fanning for half an hour, it finally cooled down. But there was no peculiar feeling, and with a feeling of disappointment, I gradually fell asleep.
When I woke up the next morning, I felt as if I was not the same as usual, because I usually wake up listless, but today I feel very refreshed! Could it be that He Shou Wu really has an effect? With excitement, I ran out without washing my face, and ran three kilometers directly! After the run, I feel that I still have enough energy, even if I do another three kilometers, there is no problem!
You know, usually I run three kilometers out of breath and jog, but today it's a fast run! It can be seen that my physical fitness has really improved! It seems that the thousand-year-old He Shou Wu is not in vain! And not only physically, but also the whole person is a lot more energetic! It has such a powerful medicinal effect, no wonder the tiger demon desperately wants to get it.
When I was practicing Tai Chi swordsmanship in the park, the fifth brother came, and today he was on duty, and he could see at a glance that my physical fitness had become stronger! At this time, he was amazed: "The thousand-year-old He Shou Wu is really powerful, it makes you so strong in just one night, this physical fitness is worth two years of penance." ”
I was also very surprised: "Worth that much?" ”
"Of course, it seems that this time there is no risk in vain, you have almost practiced Tai Chi swordsmanship, and it is time to teach you Iron Crotch Gong next."
I was so frightened that Chrysanthemum tightened, and hurriedly said: "Fifth brother, don't make trouble, I'll help you find a good successor, and I'll go to him as soon as the trouble here is over......"
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I spent the morning in excitement, but when I arrived in class, the excitement disappeared immediately, and I became listless again, and I slept on my desk.
I don't know how long I slept, but I had a dream that I was taking an exam, but when I opened my eyes, I was actually taking an exam! The test paper is right next to me! Look at your watch, there are still three minutes to go to class! Is this still worth it? I hurriedly picked up the pen and was blinded by my senses!
Due to my rich experience, I finally got the whole physics exam paper at the same time as the bell rang at the end of class!
The fifth brother said beside him: "Do you still use Meng for such a simple question? If I do it, I'll get a perfect score in minutes. ”
I said in my heart that you should pull J8 down, who wouldn't brag about it? I didn't bother to listen, so I fell asleep on the table again.
But I haven't slept for long, the class bell rang again, the head teacher walked in, I stood up and said hello teacher, and then continued to sleep, but not long after lying down, I heard the head teacher say: "Yesterday I asked you to go home and memorize the "Lanting Collection Preface", now I want to spot check, I will call a random classmate, if you can't memorize it, you will be punished for copying it a hundred times. Bruce Lee, don't sleep, it's you. ”
I took ten days off and just came back, what a fart! I didn't even know that last night's homework was an endorsement, and even if I knew, I wouldn't memorize! Why does this guy keep getting me in trouble? Just because there are no gifts on Teacher's Day this year? Is this a hint to me that I should make up for the gift? Just when I was standing there stupidly, the fifth brother said: "The preface to the Lanting Collection is a small meaning, I will say a word, and you repeat a sentence." ”
With the help of the fifth brother, I said: "In the ninth year of Yonghe, the age is in Guichou, and at the beginning of late spring, I will be in the Lanting of Huiji Shanyin, and the cultivation is also ......."
Seeing that I 'memorized' so fluently, the head teacher was stupid, and came up with a more profound question, which was bound to stump me! I only heard her say: "The flying stream goes straight down 3,000 feet, what is the previous sentence?" ”
I laughed contemptuously and replied instantly, "Look at the waterfall from afar." ”
"Hiss~~~"
Seeing that I had answered such a difficult question, both the teacher and the students took a deep breath and had a look of disbelief on their faces! The head teacher was even more angry, his voice trembled, and he said loudly: "Please take a seat!" ”
After sitting down, my face was excited, and I said in my heart that the fifth brother is so powerful, won't he be able to get a full score in the Chinese exam in the future? But the fifth brother seemed to guess my intentions and said, "I won't help you cheat, the reason why I helped today is just that I don't want you to copy the book......"
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At the end of the evening, as soon as I walked out of the school gate, I found a familiar car. The car door opened, and He Yangde stepped down and beckoned to me. This couldn't help but make me frown slightly, and I walked over and asked, "Vice Governor He, are you waiting for someone here?" ”
"I'm here to wait for you." He Yangde said: "Xiaolong, you should go and help me tonight, right?" ”
"Today is Thursday, why don't you wait until tomorrow Friday to ......"
Before he finished speaking, He Yangde interrupted: "No, I've waited long enough, I can't delay it any longer!" ”
Oops, this guy is running out of patience, I'm going to be identified tonight! But I didn't panic, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go when I get home and get the props." ”
When I got home, I brought my notes, a lightning sword, and cow tears, and the remaining cow tears in the bottle could be used at most once.
While packing up my things, I said, "Fifth brother, you go back and move the rescuers, and let the ugly ghost come to He Yangde's house to find me, he knows the location!" I'm afraid there will be a fierce battle tonight......"