I have seen a wide variety of fights, boxing, jiu-jitsu, Muay Thai, wrestling, karate, judo, sanda, Jeet Kune Do, taekwondo, traditional martial arts, kickboxing, mixed martial arts, etc.

Among them, there are really powerful masters, as well as charlatans who sell dog meat on sheep's heads, as well as swaggering sticks, disease-free moaning ~ groaning, etc.

For example: traditional martial arts, the time of half a burnt incense, drinking tea together after fighting, everyone is still friends, and they can continue to learn in the future, and do not put people to death, which is considered a kind of cultivation.

But "free fighting" is different, everything you do is only for victory, and you can only do it for victory, as long as you step into the ring with both feet, everything is on your own.

"Fighting" is even different, it is the most primitive and pure law of survival.

Since I became the "Star Sea God of War", I have traveled almost to the entire high-level world, and I have seen a lot of interesting stories and experiences.

I remember one day, I went to visit a "Tai Chi Master" in the high-rise world who had been rumored on the Internet for a long time.

When he came to his martial arts hall, he saw a large group of people making noise, as if something had happened.

Wearing a black cape and hood, I half-covered my face and quietly walked over to the crowd of onlookers.

In the field, the Tai Chi master and another Shen Stick Master were discussing the sword in Huashan.

I saw the two of them put on a posture.

Master Tai Chi calmed down, smiled slightly, and said in a deep voice: "Master, as the saying goes, "You said that you would be white-headed together, but you secretly baked oil at the entrance of the village", I'm not joking with you! Today's duel between the two of us, either you die or I die! Let's let you see the highest state of Tai Chi: four two dial 110!! ”

As soon as the words fell, a group of robocops suddenly rushed into the door.

I saw that the Divine Stick Master was too unhurried, and said with a slight smile: "Then let you see my strongest move: touching porcelain in half a step!" ”

After speaking, the god stick master suddenly fell to the ground.

Master Tai Chi hurriedly arched his hand and said, "Master, the competition is over!" Don't hurt the peace! ”

I saw the god stick master lying on his back on the ground, and sneered: "Bald donkey! Is this scary? I haven't used my ultimate move, the Big Bang, yet! ”

"What's the Big Bang?!" The Tai Chi master asked suspiciously.

"It was a peerless master who pioneered this move thousands of years ago...... Steehu...... Rear pro! ”

"What?! Could it be the legendary ...... Steehu...... Rear pro!! ”

"That's right! The Legend of the Rivers and Lakes "Steehu. "Rear Kiss" is a tall and mighty man! Not only are the moves invincible, but the key person is also handsome! How can you and I be comparable?! ”

"Please explain the Big Bang in detail!"

"Think about it...... There's a little thing...... "Mrs. Shi gestured with her thumb and middle finger and said, "And then I and you exploded with a bang!" ”

"I am with you~heart-to-heart~living in the same global village~"

"What the hell are you doing with the lyrics?!"

"Don't be nervous! I'm just expressing my feelings! So, where did this gadget come from? ”

"I don't know!"

"I don't know what you're doing with this useless calf with me?!"

"Ignorance!! You are so ignorant! Mrs. Shi scolded: "As long as you understand this invincible move!" You know where you're dripping from! ”

"Mrs. Shi, I don't want to know how I got the drop, I just want to know why I didn't drop!"

"Ignorance!! You are so foolish! Ignorance and ignorance, you're finished! ”

"Master, you ...... As a person in the martial arts, you are ...... It hurts people to the mouth! ”

"Petropolitan! Why can't you be so glassy! I recently saw an online novel on the Internet, the title is "white" or something, and the content is all "red, yellow, black, green" or something...... I wasn't hurt either! ”

"That'...... Isn't that off-topic? ”

The author also said, "I'll write red, yellow, black and green first, as long as you vote for a collection or something, I'll write white ...... later", and later I learned that the author was colorblind and didn't know ...... color."

"Mrs. Shi, what are you talking about this?"

"I can say whatever I like, ignorance!!"

"Master, you ...... You've hurt Master Ben again! Leave!! ”

The master had just taken a few steps towards the door when he suddenly heard a librarian shouting behind him, "Master! Where do you want to go? This is our martial arts hall! ”

"Ahh That's right! Master, I was so angry with her, let's take a look, my martial arts hall, the hall she kicked...... This time it's clear! ”

At this moment, I heard someone in the crowd shouting loudly: "Two masters, slow down!" ”

Everyone looked back and saw a man 4 feet 8 inches tall slowly walking out of the crowd.

I saw him wearing a sack, his eyes were obscene, and he was holding a selfie stick in his right hand, and a mobile phone was installed on the selfie stick, as if he was doing a "live webcast".

His left hand was particularly thick, and there was a circle of calluses at the tiger's mouth, and he couldn't help twitching up and down from time to time.

The man smiled slightly, "Have the two masters ever heard of a move that fell from the sky?" ”

The master was shocked when he heard this, and muttered: "Could it be the legendary "keyboard" exercise? ”

The god stick master was also surprised: "Is that the terrifying "bar spirit" magic skill in the rivers and lakes? ”

I saw the man raise his right finger and keep gesturing in mid-air, as if typing on a keyboard, and sneered: "Exactly!" The world's martial arts are nothing but black, blowing, and spraying! Dig hahaha, ahahahahaha......! ”

The man's laughter resounded in the sky, and between the songs and laughter, an invisible keyboard murderous aura shot out.

Tai Chi Master and Shen Stick Master hurriedly said in unison: "You won, farewell!" ”

"Wait!!" The man stopped again: "Do you know who I am?!" ”

"Your Excellency is ......?"

"I'm the legendary "Internet celebrity" nicknamed "Pretend to be the King", and the cool dragon is Shao!!"

"What?! It turns out that Your Excellency is known as: make a living from "live broadcast", gnaw pork legs in front of the camera, eat large intestines, bite raw octopus, pour high liquor, sleep, cry wolves, coquettish and cute, and play. Cheap. Sell. Slutting, singing and stammering, running on the road scary, twisting your ass and playing basketball, forcibly hugging a strange girl on the street, etc...... Asia's first handsome ~ cool ~ dazzling ~ dick heavenly group: cool dragon few?! ”

"That's right!! Exactly under it! I came to tell you a story this time, it was when the screen name was still "Long Aotian", once, my brother "Zhao Ritian" and I were baking oil in the village "Hao Zailai" shaving shop, and at the same time frantically slashed ...... on the Internet with a keyboard"

"Wait! This young man, may I ask if you came uninvited today, what advice do you have for coming to my martial arts hall?! Don't you just want to tell us a story about a bloody plot and a thunderous plot? The Master interrupted.

"For ......, of course Live broadcast! As soon as the words fell, I saw that the cool dragon took one less arrow step and jumped to the side of the god stick master.

"Hurry up! Mrs., say hello to my friends in the live broadcast room! Eggplant~~Sub~~"

"Eggplant~~~Sub~~~" Shitai smiled at the phone, and at the same time gestured a scissor hand, as if he was a tailor.

At the same time, the master also rushed forward, squeezed into the narrow lens of the mobile phone, pouted his fat big mouth, and shouted loudly: "Sister ~~~ son ~~~"

Watching this farce in the crowd of onlookers, I casually lowered the brim of my hat in front of me, snapped my fingers lightly, and the cool dragon selfie phone suddenly burst into a pile of scrap metal.

Suddenly, the scene was chaotic, and the spectators fled in all directions.

I glanced up at the vast sky, as if I was in the African savannah, and turned around in a dashing manner, about to leave this absurd martial arts hall.

"Is this what earthlings are like that?" I heard a ghostly voice from a man not far away.

As I passed by the man, he seemed to sense my hidden aura and looked back at me inexplicably.

And I also felt that this man was emitting an extremely powerful and evil aura that was different from that of humans, and I had never felt anything like it on Earth before.

I stopped, looked back and asked, "Who are you?" ”

"You can call me Thaddis, I thought the earthlings were like those people, you are okay, barely passing......" The man smiled strangely at me, and quickly left the martial arts hall.

You know, at this time, I was already known as the Star Sea God of War, but this strange man was not only not afraid of me, but also said that I was just barely passing.

I was impressed by the man who called himself "Thaddis", but I hadn't met him since that meeting......