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Yang Chengzhi said proudly: "Snow White, who got three matches, was like a treasure, and on a lonely night, she lit the first match, she saw the roast duck coming towards her, saw the cheese pie, and saw the ice cream." ”

"Is it so magical to strike a match?"

"Hey," Yang Cheng said proudly: "What's there, there are many magical things in the world, but you haven't seen it." ”

Then came the second match, and she saw the computer, the TV, the electromechanical, the refrigerator and the air conditioner. If these are all ordinary, the third match is different!"

The women were puzzled again, "What did she see on the third root?"

"She saw her mother, who had died a long time ago!"

Yang Cheng sighed with emotion: "She saw her mother who died of illness hugging her, and then Snow White chased and ran all the way, she shouted, Mother, please take me away, I don't want to wander in the forest anymore, please take me away!"

"Master, are you sure this isn't Snow White who sells matches and not the little girl who sells matches?!"

"Yuezhu, you can't just because your hair is long and you have short knowledge, okay, I told you that this is a new version of the ship!"

"Well, as long as you're happy, master. ”

The story has come to this point, Yang Cheng glanced at the audience again, and said with a magical face: "The story has to cut to the chase again, and things that you would never have imagined will happen again!"

"Oh, what's going on this time?"

"Could it be that Snow White was taken away by her mother?!"

"It should be like this, after all, her mother has hugged her, how can it be justified if you don't take her away!"

Yang Cheng said with a smile: "This time you are all wrong, just when Snow White was chasing after her, she came to a small cabin in the forest as if she was guided by fate!"

As for what you want to ask about the cabin, I can tell you that there is a big bed! I can only say that Snow White was so tired, so when she saw the big bed, she did not hesitate to lie down on the bed and fall asleep!"

Finally, the storytelling is on the right track!

Yang Cheng's heart at the moment was not an ordinary sigh of relief, it was a long sigh of relief, he almost pulled the glass slipper and the mermaid before, fortunately he braked the brakes, otherwise this story would not be finished for three days and three nights.

I always feel a little tired, but sure enough, I still hurry up and finish this story, this story is poison, my generals are so addicted, how to fight in the future, how to conquer the world, laugh!

"Just when Snow White woke up, she suddenly found seven dwarfs standing beside her!"

Oh, it's okay not to say this, but as soon as I said it, it blew up directly.

Wu Zun grabbed Yang Cheng's neck and said, "My lord, I know that Snow Princess is so weak and alone, and you actually let her meet seven?"

"Xiao Wu, the question now is not this at all, why did you meet seven dwarfs, how short are these dwarves, can Snow White beat them?"

"Yes, the adults said that Snow White was very weak, but now a pair of seven is estimated to be a bit hanging!"

I said this sentence, I almost didn't scare Yang Cheng, this is special, why are the seven dwarfs, these women are so excited, why can't it be the seven dwarfs who saved Snow White, why do you mention whether you can fight?

"My lord, I ask you very seriously, how short are the seven dwarfs?"

Looking at Wu Zun's serious eyes, Yang Cheng was stunned for a moment, and had to say perfunctorily: "It's very short, just like a goblin!"

As soon as the word goblin came out, hula, everyone present stood up except for Qin Yuezhu.

"You ...... Why did you suddenly react like this, what happened?"

Yang Cheng felt that the cold sweat on his forehead began to fall.

"My lord, things are getting to this point, aren't you worried?"

Hearing the witch apricot say this, Yang Cheng was even more puzzled, "Why should I worry?"

"The goblins have two biggest characteristics, the first likes to drink, the second likes women, Snow White was caught by them, do you think there will be good fruit to eat?"

Yang Cheng: "......"

"Oh no, my lord, this is deliberately stimulating us, he wants to challenge the limit of our patience, that's a goblin, with their temperament, Snow White really can't eat this time and walks around. ”

"I hate adults, why do you torture Snow White so much, why did such a kind girl meet goblins, and it's still seven!"

Yang Cheng: "......"

Who can tell yourself, where is this now, isn't it right that Snow White met the seven dwarfs, she casually said a goblin, you see how excited these guys are.

"Then you say, should I do it?"

I can't tell this story anymore, I can't even meet the seven dwarfs, how can I tell it?

"In short, we don't care, we resolutely resist Snow White encountering seven goblins!"

The sound of protest almost didn't deafen Yang Cheng's eardrums, yes, if you don't meet the seven dwarfs, you can't meet the seven princes directly!

"Actually, I was wrong just now, Snow White met the seven princes in the hut!"

Then, there was silence in the field.

"Master, you are enough, Snow White is only one, what are you doing with the seven princes, are you still human!"

Qin Yuezhu couldn't bear it anymore, "Why are Snow White's beautiful fairy tales told by you as fantasy?"

Looking at the eyes of the women staring at him, Yang Cheng said weakly: "Actually, I said it wrong, although it is said that it is seven princes, but six are the prince's doppelgangers, that is his supernatural power, he can separate six shadows at once, and Snow White recognized his mistake and saw it as seven people." ”

Finally, the hearts of all the women were relaxed.

Yang Cheng's eyes are not eyebrows, and his eyebrows are not eyebrows, "Then Snow White and the prince lived happily together in the hut!

After this story, the audience fell silent again.

"That, it's over, everyone can disperse!"

The women didn't move at all, still staring at Yang Cheng with wide eyes.

"That...... You just heard it, the story is actually ......."

"Impossible!"

Wu Zun was quite emotional, "Obviously, the story of the princess and the prince has just begun, why is it suddenly over, is my lord trying to perfunctory us?"

The witch apricot pouted and said, "That's it, the adults are lying to the children, we want to listen to the story of the princess and the prince!"

"My lord," Heicheng took Yang Cheng's arm like a little loli and said, "My lord, can you tell us the story of the princess and the prince?"

It's not just these people, in short, the whole audience is not calm.

Yang Cheng covered his face deeply, why can't he just want to end a story, is this God's punishment for himself, can't he live comfortably this day?!I want to talk with more like-minded people about "The Invincible Enslavement of the Gods", WeChat pays attention to "excellent literature", talks about life, and finds a confidant~