In the great hall of the capital of Xudu, the king of equality whispered to me:

"After a while, the Emperor will be weird, you have to admit your mistake first, you know? As long as you admit your mistake, we will intercede for you, so that Emperor Xudu can have a step down, and he will not really punish you. But only if you have a correct attitude and admit your mistakes. ”

I impatiently shook off the King of Equality:

"Got it, long-winded!"

I looked left and right, and there were only Emperor Xudu, Master, Jizo Bodhisattva, King Equality, and me in the main hall, and I asked King Ping:

"Lu Chuan, what about the nine of them? You don't come to plead with me when you know I'm in trouble! ”

The King of Equality glanced at me.

"It turns out that you are still afraid, I think you were not very powerful just now, and now you know that you are afraid? Rest assured, they'll be here in a moment. Besides, it's not the first time you've made trouble, it's okay, it's just a matter of going through the motions. I want to ...... back then"

"Lu Chuan, you are enough, how can you go through old accounts like this."

I hurriedly stopped Lu Chuan from counting the things that I had made Emperor Xudu angry because of something.

Emperor Xudu was sitting on his throne and was about to speak, when my master immediately stood up and arched his hand and said:

"Emperor Xudu, Sha Hua made mistakes, it's all because I, the master, didn't teach and manage it well, and I hope that Emperor Xudu will remember that she is still young, spare her this time."

Emperor Xudu said with a proud face:

"Du Kang, what are you talking about! Shahua is my daughter-in-law, and I am also responsible for her mistakes, and it is I, the father-in-law, who did not discipline me well. ”

Master said:

"Emperor Xudu, you just said that Sha Hua is not from the underworld, so it is natural that I am in charge of the Buddha realm."

Emperor Xudu blew his beard and glared back:

"Hmph, Du Kang, you have been in my underworld for thousands of years, eating my underworld, living in my underworld, do you have a good conscience when you say this?"

Not to be outdone, Master was not to be outdone.

"I eat Meng Po's food, and I live in Meng Po Village, what does it have to do with your Emperor Xudu?"

"Meng Pozhuang is also the realm of my underworld......

“……”

Looking at these two little old men, Lu Chuan and I rolled our eyes, it was not the first time that the two of them had been like this, I just waited for them to argue and give me a pain.

Suddenly, nine old men from outside the main hall walked towards the main hall, all lifeless and expressionless. The ghost at the door will shout:

"See King Qin Guang, King Chujiang, Emperor Song, King of the Five Crowns, King Yama, King Bian Cheng, King Taishan, King of the City, King of the Wheel."

When they walked in, they all recovered their true bodies and turned into nine beautiful men in the wind, only one of them was a little dark. Nine men saluted the Emperor in unison:

"See Emperor Xudu."

Emperor Xudu was still arguing with his master, and he didn't have time to deal with them at all, so they turned their attention to me and Lu Chuan. Seeing them coming, I hurriedly pulled Lu Chuan and said:

"Lu Chuan, Bao Zheng will scold me for a while, you have to stop it."

Lu Chuan pushed my hand away, jumped away from me at once, and kept a distance from me, as if I was a plague god, he waved his hand and said:

"I don't dare, who dares to stop the black bun!"

"You unrighteous fellow!"

I glanced at Lu Chuan, and hurriedly greeted the nine of them with a smile:

"That...... Hello guys!"

Wheel King Xue spoke first:

"Shahua, you haven't come to see us for a long time, you have no conscience."

Although each of them blamed me, they all laughed, of course, except for Bao Zheng, he would not laugh. Bao Zheng said with a dark face:

"It's better not to come, as soon as you come, you'll cause trouble, you see that you have injured so many ghosts, and your ability has grown?"

It's okay if he doesn't say it, but when he says it, I'll get angry.

"You're embarrassed to say, and you, what the hell are you arranging, I don't know any of them, I will fight when I see me, of course I have to resist, otherwise I will wait to be killed to accompany you."

My anger was met with ten mouths of them replying:

"You're embarrassed to say that you haven't been to hell for thousands of years, not to mention ghosts, the ghost kings have changed for several generations.

"yes, if you don't come again, we'll think you've forgotten about our friends."

"It's just, he doesn't want us at all, the boat of our friendship capsizes!"

“……”

Their ten mouths chirped crookedly, and the noise hurt my ears, and I shouted:

"Stop!"

I exhaled heavily, trying to calm myself down.

"I'm not busy, I didn't come to see you, how can you blame me? Didn't I always bring you gifts? How can you say that about me? I'm your sister, have you forgotten who guided you in Huangquan in the first place? I don't want to lose face? Besides, how can I forget you, don't think too much, forget which of you will intercede for me? ”

Several of them rolled their eyes in unison, and you began to say word by word:

"Yes, you're busy, you're busy looking for something for us, and every now and then you get a bunch of ghosts, and the ghost door will be squeezed out."

I thought to myself:

"I'm not afraid that you'll be bored and panicked!"

"Just like you, sister, who of us is so naïve and troublesome like you?"

I continued to think in my heart:

"I'm not calling it trouble, I'm advocating justice!"

"As for the one who showed us the way in Huangquan, we remember Luo Hua, I didn't see your shadow."

When Luo Hua was mentioned, suddenly they were all quiet, even Emperor Xudu and Master were quiet.

After a long time, the Jizo Bodhisattva broke the tranquility.

"Okay, everyone, don't quarrel, a person who is thousands of years old or two, how can he still look like a child."

Emperor Xudu also played a round and said:

"Yes, yes, don't argue."

Then he found out that something was wrong and said:

"No, where did we quarrel."

Master also chimed in:

"yes, where did we quarrel."

Jizo Bodhisattva smiled and didn't speak, and everyone began to speak.

Emperor Xudu straightened his clothes and said:

"Sha Hua, you said that you don't usually come to see your father-in-law, and you will cause trouble when you come, so you let your father-in-law tell me what is good about you."

I sighed, shook my head and said:

"Father-in-law, why do you speak exactly the same as a few of them, can you change your sentence?"

Emperor Xudu nodded.

"Well, in other words, what punishment are you going to accept this time?"

I laughed and said:

"How about I brew a jar of peach blossom wine for each of you, I just learned it in the human world."

The stepfather very decisively refused.

"No way!"

I summoned up all my resolve and said:

"Okay, okay, one person, two altars, no more."

The father-in-law shook his neck and said:

"Nope."

"And what do you want?"

The father-in-law smiled:

"One of them has two altars, and I have three altars."

I tried to smile and say:

"Okay, okay, your old man's three altars are okay."

Everyone cheated me contentedly, and the ones who said they would plead for me were now laughing better than anyone else.

Hey, you must all think that I deducted, isn't it just a few jars of wine? But do you know how big their jars are?