Due to his lack of fame, the job Wang Xiaowen received made several of us feel powerless and depressed.

Those who really have something, if they have a certain social status, the first thing that comes to mind must be Truman, or Taoism; And ordinary people, we just look for it, and we can't find it all at once.

So the job I took over was either to secretly take pictures of the junior, or to find a cat and a dog.

There are too many jobs to find cats and dogs, and we can't take all kinds of jobs, so Wang Xiaowen took a job and looked for a female dog named Wang Keke.

It is said that "her father" is the son of a wealthy man, and the opening price is 1 million.

In these days, no one is unable to get along with money, and so am I.

I admit that I am as cheap as Wang Xiaowen in this regard, but there is no way to do this. Daddy's theme park has just opened, and many places need money, and I have been his son for more than 20 years, and in those days, he was the only one who gave, and now it's his turn to help him.

It's relatively simple to find a cat and a dog, when we found Wang Keke, he was wandering in the forest in the park with a "Erha", it seemed to have a good time, and finally in line with the principle of "not dismantling the world's loving dogs", we gave both dogs to the son of the rich man.

Cats and dogs are also friends of humans, and although it takes a little more time to find them, it is worth it to see their owners laughing. Moreover, when the rich son was holding his dog, I actually received a ray of merit from him.

However, that's all, and the other jobs I received were depressing.

Not to mention anything else, just this morning, Wang Xiaowen brought a fat-headed and big-eared CEO of a certain company. He said that he had been unlucky recently, saying that he had been kept up by something unclean, but we investigated for a long time, but found nothing, and the bad luck he said was referring to the recent gambling and loss!

Gan!

Pressed to suck the heart of this thing to death, we returned from the northwest of the city to the Qilin Gate in the east of the city.

As I was passing through the school, I received a phone call from a tutor I hadn't been in touch with for a long time.

He said that he was not feeling well today and asked me to come to school to give him an anatomy class.

In the past, when I was in school, my tutor took special care of me, and then I returned to my hometown, and he often talked on the phone, but now although I am in Jinling, I have no time to meet because there are too many trivial matters at hand.

According to the teacher, the students in this anatomy class are all first-time, so the old rules have to be used.

Anyone who sees a corpse for the first time will have a kind of panic that comes from the depths of his heart. There is no way to resolve this panic through words, the only thing that can be done is to adapt to it and get used to it.

At about two o'clock in the afternoon, when I pushed open the dissection room, which was slightly darker than the corridor, I heard a boy ask an extremely obscene question.

"Hey, I heard that we dissected a female corpse this time, which of you has ever seen a girl underneath?"

I didn't say I was the instructor for today's class, and I took it upon myself to put two large plastic bags on a desk in the center. On the left, a large plastic bag contains a sliced watermelon, and the other plastic bag contains a drink.

There was a refrigerator in the dissection room and I put all the drinks in the freezer at an angle where they couldn't see it.

Glancing around, I found that there were a total of seventeen people sitting in the room, and there were no girls, just a monk class.

As long as it involves anatomy, I basically can't find a girlfriend. Whether it's in high school, or four years in college.

I pointed to the cut watermelon in the plastic bag and said to the crowd, "Come, let's divide the watermelon and eat it." ”

"Are you?" a boy asked me.

"I'm your senior, and the instructor has something to do today, and I'll give you an anatomy class. Let's all eat some watermelon. ”

The boy was not bad-looking, characterized by self-cooking, and he grinned and took a plastic box, picked a large piece of watermelon with a toothpick and put it in his mouth.

"It's really worthy of being a senior, I know that my brothers are hungry and thirsty now." The guy slapped a sycophant at the same time, and when he laughed, the taste immediately changed, and the food looked as obscene as his appearance.

A dozen or so people were eating "smack, smack", and the lewd man suddenly asked me: "Senior, have you ever seen a girl underneath?" ”

"I've seen it." I also ate a large piece of watermelon and spit out five black watermelon seeds in a row.

With that, seventeen boys threw their heads over at the same time.

"Tell my brothers, what is it like?"

"Yes, yes, senior, take pity on us old virgins."

I smiled and said, "The first time I saw the female classmates, I was very surprised. It looks dark, it's a little dirty, tsk, how to put it, it even feels a little disgusting. ”

"Wow, that's the legendary black fungus!"

Having said that, everyone still ate with relish.

I continued: "In particular, there are two pieces of crumpled meat, which are a little dark in color and have a greasy appearance. At that time, she saw my surprise and panic, and felt very embarrassed, and said to me with her head down; "I'm sorry, this is the first time I've asked you to look underneath, and I'm nervous about putting too much soy sauce, and the beef noodles I used to cook weren't like this." ”

"Poof!"

The lewd man who had been eating watermelon with relish sprayed a fat man's face full of watermelon pulp opposite.

A boy on my right was choked, coughing with his head down and giving me a thumbs up.

"You cow, telling a joke can hurt so many people." The lewd boy wiped his mouth and rolled his eyes.

At this time, the door opened, and a school worker walked in with a corpse.

I said to the seventeen boys around me, "Which two classmates have the courage to carry the corpse to the table?" ”

The lewd man who had just spit watermelon seeds on each other and a fat man opposite him immediately raised their hands.

The two of them carefully lifted the body covered with a white cloth one after the other, and when they were about to reach the table, I suddenly grabbed the white cloth and ripped it off!

Suddenly, a crumpled female corpse that made people feel very bad at first sight appeared in front of everyone.

To my surprise, the lewd man and the fat man only shook their hands, but did not throw the female corpse away.

When they put the female corpse on the table, I smiled and said to them, "Did you smell anything special when you entered this room?" ”

The fat man was a foodie, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he said, "Yes, the whole room is filled with the smell of bacon and sausage." ”

I nodded, and then said, "When the corpse is medicated, it will give off a smell very similar to that of a sausage. ”

The fat man sniffed at the air: "Really? ”

Everyone next to him, including the lewd man, stayed away from the fat man for the first time.

"In order to familiarize everyone with this taste, I will let everyone eat a bowl of sausage fried rice and bacon fried noodles before the official dissection."

"Huh!?"

Everyone trembled in horror, and at this time, another school worker came in with a small cart outside the door, and on the cart was the sausage fried rice and bacon fried noodles I just mentioned.

Speaking of which, there is also an endless aftertaste for these two tastes, and when I sat here like these rookies, I was also trembling and spitting up these foods before I stuffed them into my stomach.

"One serving per person, you can eat and eat noodles, but after taking it, you have to eat it all, and you can't even have sausages and bacon left!"

The pain began.

These rookies gathered around a corpse that constantly emitted a strong stench, eating and retching, and the scene was really nostalgic.

At this time, the lewd man suddenly said to me: "Senior, do you have any drinks, it's too dry to eat." ”

"Yes, isn't there a refrigerator on the side, there are drinks in it, take it yourself."

"The senior understands the righteousness, and the younger brother admires it!"

The fart ran to open the refrigerator, but halfway through his hand he shouted, "it! ”

"What's wrong?" The fat man and the other two boys hurried over, but the three of them also changed color in unison.

"Aren't the drinks just in the refrigerator, why don't you eat them?"

With that, I walked over to them and reached for a bottle of Coca-Cola from the fridge.

"Senior, senior, these severed hands, eyes, and brains are all real?" The lewd man turned to me and asked.

I happened to open the Coke and drank it all in one gulp.

Grinning and grinning, "Of course it's true." ”

After that, I asked them to open their drinks and eat them all.

When the rookies finally ate their food, I put on my gloves and smiled at them and said, "Come on, friends, now it's time to start the anatomy class!" ”

"Gross!"

When the rookies left the dissection room and stood in the sun again, many of them still retched involuntarily, as if they wanted to take out their stomachs and intestines and wash them again.

Looking at them, I couldn't help but smile wryly and shake my head, it was not early now, I was about to get in the car and go home, but there was a familiar voice behind me.

"Senior, senior."

The lewd man and the foodie fat man ran over together, and the two of them were arguably the best performers in the class.

"Is there something wrong?" I asked them.

"We want to join Rashomon, is that okay?"

I was stunned for a moment, smiled and asked, "Give me a reason." ”

"Senior, my name is Gao Rongbin, that, I, I have had yin and yang eyes since I was a child, and I can see ghosts. I've always been puzzled by this ability, and I've heard people in my dormitory say, senior, you're a master in this area, and I hope to follow you. ”

The foodie fat man also said: "My name is Qi Gaojie, and my idea is very simple, I just want to find a stable job." ”

"Well," I thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll give you an address, where you're going to report tomorrow, and I'll give you an introductory test, and if you pass, you'll get started." ”

"Yay!"

The two high-fived each other.

Shui Yao was resting at home today, so I didn't go to the villa, but drove home directly.

When I got home, my parents and stepparents were just about to start eating, and I sat down to eat after washing my hands, but my stepmother patted my hands: "You, your daughter-in-law is still upstairs, go and call down to eat." ”

I was stunned for a moment.

No, isn't Shui Yao sitting next to me?

Just as he was about to ask, he heard Qianyan's crisp voice coming from outside the door of the restaurant: "Wow, it's so fragrant, I have my favorite rosin osmanthus fish to eat tonight!" Sister-in-law, hurry up, hurry up, it's too late, but I don't have to eat. ”

Not long after, Qianyan and Qinniang walked in together.

When I saw Qinniang, I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, hurriedly stepped forward, and said to Qinniang: "Qinniang, why are you back?" ”

Qin Niang raised her head slightly and smiled at me: "Husband." ”

No, no, no!

She's not a diligent girl!

(Battlefield Literature)