"Well, your wedding is almost over, right?"

This curator dares to be a dog, his nose is so smart, the guests have just dispersed not long ago, just now Zhang Wen also sent me a text message, saying that everyone is going back, let me take it easy at night.

I answered, and he continued, "This ...... Are you available now? ”

I've rolled my eyes, big brother, I'm getting married today, a flower-like, convex and backward bride is sitting next to me, as long as the lights are turned off, it is a real Spring Festival moment worth a thousand gold.

He said: "Just now, I received a call from the county, saying that there was a murder case in our jurisdiction, and the above means that we should send someone to take the body first and put it in the corpse storage bank. You also know that Zhang Heng is timid, if it's okay usually, but recently our funeral home has ...... at night Hehe, you know. ”

I've already rolled my eyes here, if he wasn't my leader, if I didn't want to get a salary from him, I would have dropped my phone a long time ago.

His brother-in-law Zhang Heng is timid, am I bold?

Ahem, no matter how bold you are, you shouldn't have asked me to run out and pull the corpse on the night of my wedding. This Nima is so filthy, no one will do it!

I was about to refuse, but who knew that he said again: "Considering the long distance back and forth, plus your special reasons, I have decided to give you an additional bonus." ”

In order to marry me, my father and stepmother not only took out all their savings, but also borrowed more than 100,000 yuan.

The family is under great financial pressure, so try your best to share it.

Turning my head to look at Qinniang, who was looking at me cutely, I sighed lightly: "How much?" ”

"That, six hundred."

"Two thousand less."

In fact, I used this to block the curator's mouth, after all, two thousand yuan to drive a hearse, and anyone who is called will go. But who knows, he really agreed!

If you say it, it's like that you pull out, and you can't eat it back by yourself.

In desperation, I could only change into work clothes on the spot, and was about to leave, but found that Qinniang was already standing behind me.

Although Qin Niang couldn't speak, she seemed to know that I was leaving, like a child who was reluctant to leave her relatives, holding on to the corner of my clothes.

I scratched my head and asked her, "You want to come with me?" ”

Qin Niang didn't answer, she still tilted her head slightly, looking at me blankly.

According to the location mentioned by the curator, I drove back and forth at least until four o'clock in the morning. On the wedding night, the groom must stay with the bride, even if it is not anything, but also in close proximity. Otherwise, it is not only unlucky, but there is even a saying that the wife is separated.

Anyway, Qinniang is not a normal person, just go, the road is far away, and it is good to have a wife as a companion.

It's just that there is a problem now, Qin Niang is still wearing a dress. I only have a few men's clothes in my closet, and my clothes are on the large side, and she doesn't wear them properly.

After thinking about it, I went to my little sister's room to get clothes.

My little sister's surname is Li, her name is Qianyan, her nickname is the first year of junior high school, her father is from the Miao ethnic group, and I have no blood relationship, and my stepmother took her to marry, four years younger than me.

Like me, she is a student at Jinling University, and she is now a sophomore studying in the Department of Pharmacy in the School of Life Sciences.

My little sister's figure is thinner than Qinniang's, so I tried to find a relatively large T-shirt and a pair of loose jeans.

My little sister's room is next door to me, and it's easy to get clothes, but now the problem comes.

How do I wear my clothes?

The dress on Qinniang's body was put on by Bai Shuitong, and now I not only have to take off my clothes, but also dress Qinniang like a child.

I walked around Qinniang several times, and after hesitating, I finally reached out and began to untie Qinniang's wide clothes.

Her cheongsam dress only had a vertical zipper on the back, and I carefully grabbed the zipper puller and pulled it down slowly......

The clothes fell off my shoulders, like a slide and landed quickly, and presented Qin Niang's flawless delicate body in front of me.

I took a deep breath, tried to clear the distractions from my mind, and kept telling myself that this is my wife, this is my wife...... No, if it's your wife, you can do it casually.

In short, I feel like I'm cultivating high-level internal skills now, holding on to Yuanyi, having no distractions, and even holding my breath, for fear that I won't be able to control my emotions because of a moment of discouragement.

"Qinniang, lift your feet."

She didn't react.

Well, voice control doesn't work, I have to do it manually.

With a "snap", the most important object was finally put on......

I don't know how long it took me to get dressed for her, but when I put my little sister's T-shirt on her, I found myself sweating profusely and feeling like I had just come back from a five-kilometre cross-country.

As the old saying goes, people rely on clothes, and when Qinniang is clean and slippery, she only feels like a fairy, she can only be watched from a distance and cannot be blasphemed. And now that I wear ordinary clothes, it reflects a different kind of charm.

She is still dull and cute, just like the little girl next door, cute and innocent, but her body is exquisite, sexy and charming, and the little sister's clothes are still a little small, and they look a little tight.

Just then, there was a knock at the door.

When I opened the door, I found my dad and stepmom standing at the door.

Seeing what Qin Niang and I were wearing, my dad couldn't help asking, "Xie Zi, where are you going?" ”

I was very helpless to tell the truth, and my father immediately scolded his mother: "This Chen Ergou is not a thing, knowing that you are getting married today, I actually want you to pull the dead body!" No, I'll go to him! ”

I hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed my dad, he and our curator are old acquaintances, elementary school, junior high school, high school are all together, after graduation, the county recruited, and the two of them also enlisted together, but later my dad went to the artillery regiment, and the curator was in the logistics department.

To put it in detail, their relationship is not iron, but it is not bad either.

"Dad, you also know Chen Erguo's temper, if he didn't really have no choice, he wouldn't have called at this time. After all, it was assigned from above, and I promised him. The people of our old martial arts family have never let off empty cannons in their work. ”

"Hmph."

My dad snorted coldly, his expression was kind of a promise to me to go out.

"Xiao Wu, you and Qinniang drank this first."

Saying that, the stepmother came in with a tray, in which there were two bowls of soup, red dates and peanuts, and two longan and melon seeds next to it, meaning "early birth of a noble son".

I originally wanted to close the door and drip blood for Qin Niang to drink. But my stepmother's hands and feet were faster than mine, and when I took the tray, she held the bowl with her own hands, spooned the red dates and put them on Qinniang's mouth.

I was thinking about how to explain it, but what I didn't expect was that Qin Niang automatically opened her mouth and drank the red dates along with the soup.

Seeing that Qin Niangha also swallowed the red jujube core, the stepmother smiled and said: "This girl has a big chest and buttocks, and she doesn't spit out the core when she eats dates, she is the material for giving birth to a male baby." ”

Although I don't understand why Qin Niang suddenly eats, but there is not much time left for me, after eating, I used the princess to hold Qin Niang into my arms, and hurriedly went downstairs.

My means of transportation is a battery car, when I was dating Li Meili before, she shirked it in various ways, just didn't take my battery car, I didn't go to my heart at that time, now think about it carefully, this girl thinks I'm poor.

She didn't beat the child, but asked me to be a pick-up man, which can only show that there must be a financier behind her!

The hearse is naturally placed in the funeral home, and it takes about 20 minutes to ride the battery car from my house to the funeral home.

Halfway through, I answered another phone call and found that it was an unfamiliar number: "Who?" ”

"Is it a martial arts?"

"Yes, I am."

The other party is a man, who should be older than me when he listens to the voice, and when he speaks, he has a deep voice, which is the tone of the leader.

"I have something I want to discuss with you."

"I'm the one who burned the corpse, what do you need to discuss with me?" I laughed at myself.

"About Li Meimei."

"Li Meimei?" I frowned, "She doesn't have anything to do with me anymore." ”

"Don't talk so much. The woman you married today was hired for money, right? She will definitely leave in a few days, and you will not be empty of people and money by then? My conditions are very simple, that is, you and Li Meili will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register tomorrow, and the child will be transferred to your household registration after birth. Afterwards, Li Meili will give you 200,000 yuan, and then return the bride price of 320,000 yuan to you. As for her and the child, you don't need to raise it at all, after the child is born, you can wait a few more months, and then you can go through the divorce procedures with Li Meili, how about it, this is more cost-effective than a transaction, right? ”

I picked at my ears and smiled coldly: "This gentleman, Li Meili should be your mistress, right?" I don't want to get involved in that mess up with your family. After the trouble, find a pick-up man, find a stupid and bad one, and now it's too late to find time, so I won't accompany you. ”

As he spoke, I was about to hang up my phone, but he spit out viciously: "Wu Jie, you regret it!" ”

"Boom!"

Spit out a mouthful of phlegm, and I continued to drive towards the funeral home.

When he arrived at the funeral home, Uncle Wang opened the door, and the curator had informed him in advance.

However, when I was holding Qinniang's hand and preparing to go to the door of the morgue to drive the hearse, Uncle Wang suddenly said to me: "Xiao Wu, you go in and drive, no matter what you see, don't care, let alone stop." ”