The voice appears very abruptly, sometimes it feels far away, and sometimes it seems to be right in your ears.

Fan Ailian's whole body was excited, the plate in her hand fell to the ground with a "pop" and shattered, and a stream of heat flowed down her leg uncontrollably.

"Haha, woo wow woo, woo wow woo, marry a daughter-in-law to pee your crotch! Hee-hee, pee your pants, pee your pants! ”

No matter how you hear that voice, it can't be made by people, but it speaks human words, which is really terrifying.

Not to mention Fan Ailian, Ye Guoxing was trembling.

"Wow!" Ye Yichen, who was more than two years old, suddenly cried loudly: "Dog, dog bite!" Wow wow! Bite Chenchen, wow! ”

Mother and son were connected, Fan Ailian seemed to be able to feel her son's fright, and ran to the house to hold her son in her arms, muttering: "Good, Chen Chen is not afraid, there are no dogs, there are no dogs at home." ”

"Woo whoa, woo wow, marry a daughter-in-law with a diaper crotch!"

The voice sounded faintly again, and it sounded indescribably annoying, sharp and thin, a bit like a child's voice, but if you listened carefully, it seemed like an adult deliberately pinching his throat.

Fan Ailian looked at Ye Guoxing in fear, feeling that she suddenly shivered, and she urinated unconsciously.

"Xing...... Brother Xing, I'm ...... I...... I'm scared. You have...... Do you hear anything singing...... Sing? ”

Ye Yichen began to cry again, vaguely saying that a dog was biting his finger.

Ye Guoxing's heart moved, and he hurriedly asked, "Chenchen, tell Dad, what kind of dog is it?" ”

Although Chen Chen was small and didn't understand what was going on, he was trembling all over at the moment, measuring his urine and urine with his chubby little hands and crying: "Yellow dog, bite ...... Chenchen. ”

Yellow dog?

Where are the yellow dogs?

But now, what else does Ye Guoxing not understand?

This is the yellow skin to take revenge.

Naturally, they couldn't see Huang Jiujun, but the fontanelle on Ye Yichen's head hadn't been completely closed, and he could see it.

The area between the Yin Hall and the Baihui is called the Mud Pill Palace, and its location is where the fontanelle is located.

The Mud Pill Palace always captures the gods, illuminates the divine consciousness, and nurtures the soul of people. It is from here that the cultivator draws qi into the body and refines himself.

It is said that people are born in a congenital state, and the heavenly eyes between the eyebrows are open, and they can see all ghosts and gods.

And once the fontanelle of ordinary people is completely closed, it is to close the passage between the Mud Pill Palace and the outside world, and the eye of heaven will also be closed.

Therefore, the old people often say that children with unclosed fontanelles should try not to take them out to play when it is dark, and this is the reason.

Ye Guoxing secretly scolded this yellow skin for being really small, but it was just a day late, you burned my shop, and now you are making trouble at home again.

But after all, Ye Guoxing has been a carpenter for many years with Wang Guangqi, and he ran to the small room, since Lin Xi moved to the small living room, the room has become a real utility room.

The set of carpenters left by Wang Guangqi is all in it.

Fan Ailian saw that Ye Guoxing began to place those objects according to a law she didn't understand, and there were words in her mouth: "The axe is the Kui wood wolf, the ink fighting ghost golden sheep, the chisel is the room fire pig, and the cow golden bull is the handsome seal ......."

This was taught to him by Wang Guangqi, telling him that the twenty-eight pieces of carpentry correspond to the twenty-eight stars in the sky, and there is really a hurdle that the demon and the monster can't pass, so he will put this on to deal with it until dawn and then find a way.

Not to mention, since Ye Guoxing put these messy tools, Huang Pizi's singing voice has been isolated outside.

Huangpizi really can't get in, but they can't get out either, feeling that the family of three is quite like Tang Sanzang who was drawn into the demon avoidance circle by Sun Wukong.

Huang Pizi walked around outside for a while, and really didn't come in to toss again, Ye Yichen stopped crying and said that there was a dog bite, Ye Guoxing and Fan Ailian's hearts were a little calmer.

But the terrible voice was half talking and half singing, but the content was no longer satirizing Fan Ailian's diaper crotch.

"Ninth Master, I have been cultivating in the deep mountains, I want to become an immortal after a hundred years of practice, begging for the seal and going crazy, you destroy my cultivation for only an instant, and I am annoyed that I have no hope of entering the hall, so that your whole family can't celebrate the New Year!"

Ye Guoxing heard this, and his heart suddenly sank, and the thing he didn't want to think about still happened.

After he was robbed of his bicycle by Wang Fengyun that day, this loser girl actually pretended to be him to prove to Huang Pizi!

And Huang Jiujun's meaning has been clearly expressed, not only did she not respond to others' requests, but instead said things that were not acceptable, making Huang Pizi's cultivation all in vain.

Huang Jiujun was anxious to ask for the seal, because he wanted to enter the hall of Ma Xian to enjoy the incense offering, but this time the Taoist line was abolished, and the hall naturally lost its place.

It's basically equivalent to the destruction of people's career establishment on the road to Tiangong.

There is no hope of ascending to immortals, and if you don't kill them directly, you can count them as merciful to this yellow-skinned man.

Ye Guoxing knocked on the ground with his head, and there was a sound of "bang": "Ninth master, ninth master, ninth ancestor, it was really not me that day, it was Wang Fengyun's loser who kicked me down on the road and pointed at my acupoint, the disciple couldn't move, she snatched my hat and clothes and foreign car (bicycle) to give you a testimony." ”

"It's really not me! Even if I give me a hundred guts, I don't dare to spoil your big thing, Ninth Master! ”

Ye Guoxing burst into tears.

Fan Ailian finally understood something, what was the thing that sang outside the emotion?

She felt her lower abdomen tighten, and her crotch, which had just been a little dried by body temperature, was instantly wet again.

Is Ye Guoxing crazy?

Dare to associate with those beasts who have attained the Tao?

As soon as Ye Guoxing's words fell, a yellow skin appeared at the door, with four hooves on the ground and his tail raised high.

He suddenly remembered the old saying that the yellow skin is "black for a thousand years, white for ten thousand years, and the flagpole for a hundred years is poked up".

Ye Guoxing remembered that when he saw this yellow skin coming to ask for the seal, he was standing on the ground with two legs, but now he can only walk like an ordinary animal, and it seems that Wang Fengyun is really causing trouble.

Deserve!

Who told you that you didn't have enough skills to completely drive that woman crazy, and you hurt yourself like this.

Although he gloated in his heart, he looked more wronged than Dou E on his face.

The eyes of Huang Jiujun's two little mung beans were rolling wildly, and his expression was treacherous and cunning: "You go to the hospital and get that woman here to let Jiu Ye take revenge, let's settle this grievance, otherwise, your family will be ruined!" ”

When Ye Guoxing heard this, he immediately said urgently: "Ninth Master, you are fast, why don't you go to the hospital to finish off that mother-in-law yourself?" ”

Huang Jiujun's voice came from afar: "Let your family's Luo Huan fart around, if your ninth master can enter the hospital, do you think she will still be alive?" The Ninth Master will see Wang Fengyun here before midnight tomorrow night! ”

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