"More beautiful than heaven and earth"

"Exorcise demons and exorcise ugly people"

"Mermaid Again"

"Well, that's good, hahahaha." Xiaoyu painted the words and spread them on the ground, while she stood on the bed and looked down at the left and right couplets and horizontal batches on the ground, laughing loudly.

"Knock Knock"

"Xiaoyu, what are you doing inside?" Zhang Heng, who was cleaning up outside the house, heard the evil laughter inside, got goosebumps, and quickly knocked on the door to see if the person inside had fallen for the trick of the young beast.

"Oops, it's not good, you have to put it away."

"No, no, I'm so happy to write for a while, hahaha." Xiaoyu replied while looking around for a place to put it.

"Oh, that's it, hurry up, let's go grocery shopping together, tomorrow Old Man Bai will come to dinner."

"Oh, okay, okay."

Damn, what should I do, I can't post it today, I will definitely tear it up to Zhang Heng if I post it, and I have to post it tomorrow. Well, I have to paste another layer of paper on it, cover it, and when I want to change it tomorrow, I won't have a place to buy it.

Xiaoyu said that he would do it, and immediately covered it with another layer of paper, and then folded the couplet and put it away.

"You've written it, won't you take it and post it?" Zhang Heng asked when he saw Xiaoyu coming out of the room empty-handed.

"I'll post it tomorrow. Let's go, go grocery shopping. ”

Chinese New Year's Eve 2152 is Xiaoyu's first birthday, yes, Xiaoyu just decided in the supermarket.

Although there was Xiaoyu's birth time in the original file, Xiaoyu felt that this was a birthday, I had lived underground for so long and had never had 13 birthdays at all, not counting.

Under Xiaoyu's hard pull, Zhang Heng finally spent 3 hours waiting, let the cake shop in the mall make a cake, originally Zhang Heng was going to pick it up tomorrow on Chinese New Year's Eve, but the boss said that tomorrow would be a holiday, so he had to accompany Xiaoyu to walk around the Galaxy Building for an afternoon.

Carrying a large bag back to the community, Zhang Heng looked up at the familiar Building 3, and sighed in his heart that if it weren't for the original wall brick, he wouldn't know where to stay now.

"Gone, is there something falling from the sky?" Xiaoyu, who was carrying the cake, pulled the corner of Zhang Heng's clothes and pulled him into the building.

The next morning, the whole city was filled with joy.

The community is full of joyfully dressed and smiling aunts and uncles, who greet people when they see them, "Yo, this little girl is cute, whose child is it?" ”

"Yo, it seems to be Zhang Heng's little girlfriend."

Xiaoyu ran back to the house with a red face, put breakfast on the table, and then began to take out the dishes that were going to be made today from the refrigerator.

Of course, she didn't cook this dish, Professor Bai was coming over at noon today, so some frozen meat or something had to be taken out early to thaw.

"Uh, Xiaoyu, what are you doing here, mysterious, why don't you release this couplet?" Zhang Heng saw Xiaoyu standing on the chair and pasting couplets, so he poked his head out curiously and asked.

"What are you doing when you release it so early, and you can't show your true face until the firecrackers start to be set off outside in the evening."

Looking at the couplet covered with red paper, Zhang Heng shook his head, he really couldn't understand what this little guy wanted to do.

"Yo, what are you doing here?" Professor Bai came out of the elevator and asked when he saw the two people at the door.

"Paste the Spring Festival couplets." Xiaoyu smoothed out the couplet and jumped down from the chair.

"Uh, why are there no words?" Professor Bai looked up and down and asked.

"She said to tear it off again in the evening." Zhang Heng picked up the chair and turned back to the house.

"Oh, that's fine, it looks like this is a stunning couplet." Professor Bai smiled and brought in what he had bought.

"Come on, come on, Xiaoyu's granddaughter will learn how to cook." After Professor Bai put down his things, he dragged Xiaoyu into the kitchen and began to teach Xiaoyu how to make a Chinese New Year's Eve meal.

"Old man, it's just three people to eat, why did you buy so much?" Zhang Heng flipped through the things that Professor Bai brought, and found that it was some cooked lo-mei, so he asked.

"Uh, didn't the commander tell you?"

"Say what?" Zhang Heng came to the kitchen curiously and asked.

"That Commander Tom's grandson and a few people are coming to your place for dinner."

“。。。。。” Zhang Heng leaned against the kitchen door and opened his mouth wide, as if petrified.

"Hey, Sister Yun, they're coming?" Xiaoyu shouted.

"yes, that's weird, you don't know? Didn't the Commander tell you? ”

Just as the three of them were talking, the doorbell rang.

Zhang Heng opened the door and saw that Lao Wang was coming.

Before Wang Lin entered the door, the elevator door opened again, and then someone came out, and Bai Yun came.

"Yo, you're here to eat too." Wang Lin leaned over and his feet were inside, and his body shouted outside.

“。。。。。”

"You're not the same." Bai Yun snorted and squeezed Wang Lin in with something.

"Uh, Zhang Heng, why don't you have a word for this couplet?" Wang Lin sat on the sofa and asked.

"Yes, Xiaoyu said that she would reveal her masterpiece in the evening."

"Oh, Xiaoyu wrote it, it's itchy."

It was getting late, outside Zhang Heng's house.

"Oh, Liao, is Zhang Heng's family this one?" Lu Bu looked around in the dead corridor and came to the front of the couplet without words.

"Please bring your last name." Zhang Liao doesn't want to explain to this product anymore, it's really that he suffers too much if he doesn't have a surname, and this ugly man often misunderstands what he means.

"Oh, okay, Liao, are you sure it's this one?"

Just as Zhang Liao wanted to answer, the voice from the elevator rang.

Lu Bu shook suddenly, then began to sort out his clothes, and came to the elevator with his head held high and waited.

There was a "ding" and the door opened.

"Sister Yun, you said that we came over for the New Year, would this guy Zhang Heng scold us to death in his heart?" Rayong's voice came from the elevator.

"Hi Yun, Happy New Year."

Luo Yun raised his feet and was about to get out of the elevator, when he heard this voice, he immediately froze in place.

"Lu Bu, why are you here?" Rayong poked his head out and asked.

"Oh, my grandfather and the commander asked me to come here for the New Year."

"Sister, you take a step."

Luo Yun stiffened and walked out of the elevator like a robot

"Hey, hasn't Zhang Heng's family posted a couplet yet? Or are you going to make a wordless couplet this year? It's quite innovative. Rayong stood outside the door, glanced at the couplet, and then pressed the doorbell.

There was a sound of running in the room, and then the door opened, and a small head poked out of it, "Yo, you're here." ”

Xiaoyu welcomed a few people in, and ran in to learn to cook.

"Uh, Lao Wang, didn't you say you wouldn't come here for the New Year?"

Hearing Luo Yun's words, Wang Lin looked up at the four people who came in, "Hey, there's no way, this grandson, if you want me to come over, I can't help it." ”

Zhang Heng and Bai Yun, who heard Wang Lin's words on the side, were not calm, are you sorry.

After several people came in, they first incensed the portrait of Zhang Heng's mother, and then squatted in the living room together and started playing cards.

"Ah, it's almost 12 o'clock, I'm going to unveil the couplet." After dinner, when a group of people were playing cards, Xiaoyu suddenly ran out screaming.

Everyone looked at each other, and then remembered the wordless couplet at the door, so a group of people held their cards and crowded into the corridor, ready to see what kind of couplet it was.

In the limelight, the right side was torn off, "more beautiful than heaven and earth." ”

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, and it felt like a pit.

The left side was torn off, "Exorcise ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, exorcise ugly men." ”

With a "bang", almost everyone's heads turned to the tall Lu Bu.

Lu Bu was suddenly hit by hundreds of millions of critical attacks, did you little girl equate me with those evil things.

Horizontal batch: "The mermaid is here." ”

There was silence in the hallway, except for the crackling sound of firecrackers coming from the outdoor square.

"Good, good face." Zhang Heng's whole body stiffened, resisted the urge to step forward to tear it, and applauded "pop".

Xiaoyu blinked her big eyes and looked around at everyone, looking like she was about to praise me.

"Papapapa" Suddenly there was warm applause in the corridor, hey, blind.