Chapter 45 is not an example
When Lu Wenqiang heard this, he grinned: "That's, don't talk about the instructor!" Even the principal can speak; Let's go, with your strong brother here, he dares to say you, I will slap him with a big mouth. ”
Afterwards, Lu Wenqiang took me to the instructor's office.
At this time, the instructor was the only one in the office who was playing games with his mobile phone.
When he looked up and saw us coming in, he asked, "Wen Qiang, why are you here?" Is there something wrong? ”
"Hey, what! I brought my little brother to confess his mistake to you, something happened to this kid's family, and he didn't come to class for three days. After Lu Wenqiang finished speaking, he sat on the chair in front of the instructor.
The instructor gave me a strange look and asked, "Huh?" Didn't he come to class? How I don't know. ”
When I heard that, I was really a black line.
I don't have a sense of existence, I haven't been to school for three days, and as an instructor, I don't even know it.
At this time, I didn't dare to do anything to brush up on my sense of existence, so I could only muffle and didn't dare to speak.
The instructor pondered for a moment, and then suddenly realized, and said, "Don't you say that I almost forgot, your name is Li Chujiu, right?" What the hell is going on, don't think that I dare not punish you if you are a student. ”
"Brother, what are you doing here? scared my brother again; He has indeed contributed to humanity these days. Lu Wenqiang said.
The instructor didn't frown and asked, "Wen Qiang, don't you tell me that he has donated sperm in the past few days?" ”
Lu Wenqiang shook his head: "What's the matter, it's that something happens at home, and then he has to go back to help or something!" I didn't bother to ask you for leave, but he told me when he was leaving, but I forgot to tell you when I got busy. ”
Although the instructor knew that Lu Wenqiang was talking nonsense, he didn't say anything, but waved his hand: "Okay, I know!" Just this time, it's not an example. ”
Hearing the instructor's words, I quickly nodded: "I promise not to take an example." ”
After leaving the office, I walked directly to our class, and Lu Wenqiang naturally went back to the dormitory to continue bragging; He had barely attended a few classes since he had a good relationship with the instructor.
After walking to the class, Yan Wenyuan was sitting in his seat and playing with his mobile phone with his head down.
As soon as I sat down, he saw me, hammered me in the chest and said, "What are you doing these days?" Xu Chenxi hasn't been here for the past few days, I thought you two eloped. ”
"Grass, now they all advocate free love, what elopement does not elope, you are so vulgar." I gave him a blank look.
"Jiang Chao, call Brother Qiang tonight, and the four of us will go out for a drink." I asked Yan Wenyuan.
Yan Wenyuan stretched out his hand and pointed to the back of the classroom and said, "In a daze there, he has been in a bad mood these days, and it is estimated that he will not go a lot." ”
I looked back, Jiang Chao was sleeping on the table, I walked over and knocked on the table and asked, "Brother Chao, get up, wait for the four of us to go out for a drink, what happened last time ......"
I haven't finished speaking, looking at Jiang Chao's raised head, I was startled, and I didn't finish the rest of the words.
Jiang Chao looked sick at this time, and the most important thing was that there was a black gas on his forehead, which was a sign of bad luck.
There are three lamps on the person, one on the forehead and one on each shoulder.
And these three lamps are the yang energy of this person, there used to be a folk legend, when a person was walking at night, he heard someone behind him calling his name and couldn't look back.
As soon as you turn around, these three lamps will be extinguished, and then you will be killed by ghosts.
And the more these three lamps burn, the more afraid the ghosts become.
Jiang Chao's forehead is black, not to mention anything else, even if he is hit by a car when he goes out now, it is normal.
Actually, I don't know why, I can see the black gas on his forehead before I open the underworld.
"Xiao Jiu, I'm sorry, I've been unwell for the past few days, let's talk about it next time after drinking." After Jiang Chao finished speaking, he lay down and continued to sleep.
"Brother Chao, nothing strange has happened at home recently, right?" I asked cautiously.
"How can there be anything strange, it's just a bit of luck, okay, okay, I'll sleep." Jiang Chao was obviously in a bad mood and was a little impatient to speak.
As he spoke, the counselor of our class walked in with a book.
Seeing this, it was impossible for me to talk to him anymore, so I got up and sat back next to Yan Wenyuan.
"What did you say to Chaozi?" Yan Wenyuan glanced at me and said.
I shook my head: "It's nothing, I see that his face is so bad, so I said why didn't he go to the infirmary." ”
As he spoke, our counselor coughed with the microphone and said, "One member of our class will join us today." ”
As soon as the words fell, Xu Chenxi was wearing a T-shirt and a black vest on his upper body, wearing super shorts underneath, and carrying a small pink bag in his hand; Anyway, two words, beautiful; And I don't know what I'm spraying on my body, anyway, I can smell the fragrance from afar.
Xu Chenxi came over and glanced at me, found me, and then walked over and sat next to me.
Because the place where Yan Wenyuan and I sat was relatively far back, there was usually no one sitting around.
After Xu Chenxi sat down, the counselor began his teaching time; Although few people listened, it was quite exciting to see his appearance.
As I thought about it, I felt a pain in my left arm.
I turned my head to see that Xu Chenxi was staring at me: "Hey, why don't you ignore me?" ”
"Isn't this a lecture? How can you serve the society after studying hard? I said casually with a reason.
When Xu Chenxi heard this, a pair of apricot eyes widened: "Li Chujiu, you bastard." ”
After saying that, he stretched out his leg and kicked me; Give me a grin that hurts.
And Yan Wenyuan shrank aside and smiled.
You said that if you laughed a little or two, I wouldn't say anything, but the grandson shrank in the corner and kept laughing, even the people at the first two tables could hear it.
In the end, I couldn't help it, so I pushed him: "Lao Yan, you're too fucking boring; If you don't help me speak, forget it, you still laugh at a hammer? ”
When Yan Wenyuan heard this, he smiled and said, "Xiao Jiu, aren't you talking nonsense with me?" You little couple quarrel with you, I laugh at mine; We don't have river water, you can't stop me from laughing, right? I'm not laughing at you. ”
Grass!
I raised a middle finger at Yan Wenyuan, and then said, "Where are we going to eat at noon today?" ”
"I won't eat at noon today, and I'll go back to the dormitory to sleep." After Yan Wenyuan finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and played the game: "Don't finish talking to me, otherwise if you lose, don't blame the brother for not recognizing you." ”
Xu Chenxi didn't come to class during the last class in the morning! This made me feel quiet for a while, who had been annoyed by her all morning.
As soon as the bell rang, all the students in our class rushed out of the classroom despite the counselor's shouts.
Just as I was about to get up and leave, Xu Chenxi walked in with a lunch box: "You haven't eaten yet, have you?" Here, I made it for you with my own hands. ”