Chapter 16: I can't bear it

Cheng You's eyes returned to clarity, and Shang Biao took off his shirt again, revealing all his tattoos, and tugging at his messy beard to show a thoughtful look.

After a long time, he let out a long sigh before he said, "It is impossible to wash the picture, and if such a masterpiece is destroyed in my hands, I will not be able to do it to the old man."

But it's not impossible, it's up to you to see if you can do it.

Hey, your face...... No wonder they can withstand such a fierce beast. But in that case, there's really no way around it. ”

Cheng You noticed the peculiarity of Shang Biao's face and overturned his previous conclusion.

"If you have a fart, let it go, my grandfather doesn't have time to grind with you, an old drunkard who eats and waits for death!"

Lao Dao didn't wait for Shang Biao to ask, and then burst into a foul mouth.

"What are you urging, dead man's bones, are you in a hurry to be reincarnated! This kid was born with a vicious face, and it is not surprising that he is simply the reincarnation of an evil spirit, and it is no wonder that he can withstand such a fierce beast. ”

Cheng You slammed his mouth and looked at Shang Biao with a look that looked at rare animals.

Although tattoos are not an evil thing, there are many things that are exquisite. It's not about getting what you want.

Serious traditional tattoos, according to your birthday, life, face, tattoo master to help you choose a picture that can be carried.

If you can't bear it, it means that your life is compatible, or your life is soft and you don't have that blessing. If you forcibly tattoo a strange tattoo of gods and demons that you can't bear, not only will you not have good luck, but there will also be a backlash such as a blood-light disaster.

Just like Wen Guan Gong and the evil dragon, if your life is not hard and you can't carry it, you will really die.

Seeing that Lao Dao's face was cold and seemed to be a little dissatisfied, Cheng Yu explained again.

"Originally, I was going to help him tattoo a righteous god and suppress evil with good, but he is hanging like this, which way is the righteous god willing to go on his body.

Boy, let me ask you, your Yinshan Sect also has a law decision to ask the gods to possess the body, have there ever been immortals above who have responded to your request? ”

Cheng You glared and asked Shang Biao.

"This is really nothing, even the ghosts and immortals in the underworld can't move."

Shang Biao was stunned by the question, but still answered truthfully.

After feeling the feeling of inviting God to descend to the earth in the first audition movie ticket, how could he let go of this means that it could be used as a hole card to turn the tables.

Whether it was getting the "Yinshan Dharma" or having the inheritance memory of the Lushan faction, he tried to ask the gods to possess him.

Unfortunately, no matter what kind of sacrifice he offered, no matter how sincere he was, he never received a response.

As for Master Ma's time, it is estimated that the people above saw that he really encountered a life and death crisis, so they were willing to deign to go down to earth and use Shang Biao to help him resolve the disaster.

Otherwise, even if the background of Maoshan is iron, please don't move, even if it is the lowest god, it will come.

Born with evil bones, God hates ghosts, this is not a joke.

"You hear it, dead man's bones, and I can't blame it!"

"The righteous god can't do it, but the evil plan is! Your one hundred and eight ghost thorn drawings can't be without a pair that can suppress this thing on my nephew, right? If that's the case, don't take these rags as treasures in the future, save shame. ”

The old way's clumsy agitation method made Cheng You gasp with anger.

"You are an ancestor, Lao Tzu and this kid are not related, even if there is a ghost thorn map, why should you damage Yin Virtue to help him in vain.

Especially looking at him like this, I'm afraid that there are more lives in his hands than you old ghost. Helped him, Lao Tzu really wants to go down, even if he is reincarnated dozens of times, he can't pay off this cause and effect. ”

Lao Dao looked at Shang Biao, and the words had already been said on this point, if he couldn't come up with something to impress Cheng You, it would be impossible for Lao Dao to continue to force the old man.

Don't look at the unforgiving words of the two, but when they live to their age, there are not many friends left along the way. Therefore, Lao Dao didn't want to get into trouble with Cheng You and lose these few friends.

"In that case, let's get the tattoo right, but not for me. Master Cheng will see which one is suitable for the tattoo, and I will go and bring the person who wants to tattoo over. ”

The good soul can inherit the god of the prince of Ma, and it is no problem to tattoo a positive picture.

Cheng You and Lao Dao watched Shang Biao put on his clothes, put his sunglasses back on the bridge of his nose and walked out of the tattoo parlor, not knowing what kind of dumb riddle he was playing.

After leaving the tattoo parlor, I saw that there happened to be a public toilet, and after confirming that there was no one, I went directly to the private theater.

"Sure enough, it's not there, it seems that although he inherited his own good thoughts, he is not a peaceful master."

Shang Biao saw that the room was empty, and remembered what the good soul said to him at the end, and knew where he had gone.

Appearing from X City, Shang Biao just came out of the private theater and felt the breath of a good soul clone.

"Huh, huhu, saved, he's finally here!"

In a remote alleyway, the good soul Shang Biao carried an unconscious woman on his back, constantly gasping for breath.

"Saved? Oh, boy, I'm going to see who dares to save you! ”

Behind him, a joking voice came, and a middle-aged man wearing a Xuan suit, holding a money sword, and having three scratches on his face ruined his face appeared at the entrance of the alley.

"I advise you not to hit Sister Ya's attention again, that person is not as easy to talk as I am."

"Playing such childish tricks when you are dying, what, how many heavenly soldiers have you called the gods of heavenly soldiers to help in the future, are you going to scare me to death! Hahaha, I'll admit, the joke amused me. If you make it more vivid, maybe I'll be scared away by you. ”

The middle-aged man laughed wildly, and the money sword in his hand pointed at Shang Biao, and Mao Zhuang, who had been worn out of his mind, immediately rushed up.

Shang Biao took a deep breath and activated the last talisman on his body.

glanced at the chasing soldiers behind him, and jumped hard. After climbing over the wall, he immediately changed direction and ran towards the location where his ghast appeared.

"Very good, my baby likes the boiling blood the most, you just run, I want to see where you can escape!"

With the help of the stiff shoulder, the man also climbed over the wall and followed Shang Biao closely.

"Friend, Lin Lingzi's goal is just me, let me down, you can escape by yourself!"

The woman on her shoulder woke up, revealing a very ordinary, somewhat neutral-looking face.

"Sister Ya, what stupid thing to say, as long as you hold on for a while, when that guy arrives, even if we can't beat the evil path behind, we can get out safely."

"It's weird, I look familiar with you, but I just can't remember where we've met. Can you tell me your name? ”

"If you can't think of it, don't think about it, I'm familiar with it. As for the name, you can call me whatever you want, it doesn't matter anyway. ”

After Shang Biao finished speaking, he felt the momentum coming from behind him, squeezed out the last bit of strength in his body, and ran a little faster.

It was also thanks to his physical fitness that far surpassed that of most cultivators, otherwise how could he have escaped for so long with one on his back.