Looking at this small courtyard, I couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion, and I didn't want to leave for a while. I only heard Lin Jiao say to the beard and cap:

"You two have worked hard this time. It's that I didn't arrange it, but luckily you two are okay. ”

The two of them nodded, and said with a beard:

"It was also the two of us who were unlucky, and when we saw that there was chaos outside, we climbed over the wall and entered the courtyard. As soon as we entered the main hall, we saw that the clay statue came to life, and as soon as he moved, the two of us immediately couldn't move. ”

Lin Jiao sighed:

"Alas, the Bodhisattva himself is here, even if he has great ability, he can't steal lamp oil...... After all, I miscalculated......"

I listened to them stealing lamp oil, and I was stunned for a moment:

"It's not that ...... Didn't you say that I would go back by the black crossing? Why risk stealing lamp oil? ”

The beard said angrily:

"Not everything revolves around you!"

Lin Jiao said:

"The third child!"

The beard glared at me and said no more. Lin Jiao stopped talking when she saw that her cheeks were angry, and turned her head to ask the cap:

"And then?"

Cap replied:

Later, the two of us stood at the entrance of the main hall for a long time, and the Bodhisattva said to us that we would turn back to the shore. I can move again. The third child ran out, I grabbed him, knelt down and kowtowed to the Bodhisattva to admit his mistake. ”

Lin Jiao smiled and nodded:

"Third child, you are honest and sincere, and you don't want to think about it, how can you run away?"

He laughed and said:

"It's that I can't run away, or the second child has a bright brain. We confessed our mistake for a while, the little monk ...... Oh, the Bodhisattva actually took this for us. ”

As he spoke, he took off the backpack on his back, opened the zipper, took out a big gourd, and handed it to Lin Jiao.

Lin Jiao took the gourd with a puzzled face, pulled off the plug, put it under her nose and smelled it, and frowned:

"So much lamp oil?"

Cap takes over:

"Yes, the Bodhisattva said that we can use it later, but this is the last ......."

Lin Jiao covered the gourd plug and asked:

"What does the last time mean?"

The beard and the cap shook their heads together, and the cap said:

"The Bodhisattva said that we were at the end of our relationship with him, and this was the last time we got the lamp oil."

When Lin Jiao heard this, she sighed and handed the gourd to Luo Hu:

"Third child, this thing must be kept, let's go down the mountain."

With that, he trotted a few steps, reached out and picked up the golf club I had just dropped, turned around and handed it to me:

"Take it, it'll be useful in a while!"

Still useful?! Is this going to fight again? I was stunned for a moment:

"Where else?"

"Don't ask! Just come with me. ”

Lin Jiao winked at me, quirky. Anyway, it's okay at this time, just follow her blindly.

The way down the mountain was relatively smooth, and I met two ghosts who had just come down the mountain

They really found the lost prisoner and walked towards the mountain step by step. There was nothing to say to them, they passed by, and soon they got to the parking lot, and several people got into the van.

Lin Jiao asked:

"Two, with or without makeup?"

Caps turn back from the front row:

"There's a box under that seat in the third row."

Lin Jiao responded, bent down and pulled a box out from under the seat of the van, opened the box and checked the contents. I glanced at it curiously, it was similar to the box Lin Jiao used at home, with dummy skin, viscose, and some cosmetics in it.

Lin Jiao looked at me and hooked her finger at me with a smile:

"Here, I'll touch up your makeup......"

I'm determined to start fighting again in a while, otherwise what kind of makeup will I put on? With a feeling of depression in his heart, he asked:

"What are you going to do in a while?"

Lin Jiao smiled and said:

"Look at what scared you, it's okay, can't you play with drawing?"

I looked at her, what about her, I am "never dead" in the underworld, what is there to be afraid of. Thinking of this, he closed his eyes and stretched his face over.

In the shaking of the car, my new outfit was quickly painted, Lin Jiao handed me a small mirror and asked:

"Look, are you still satisfied?"

I looked at myself in the mirror, this time Lin Jiao didn't dress me up as Luo Qizheng, it was a face I didn't recognize. I was telling if this face was someone I had ever seen, and I felt Lin Jiao's little hand on my cheek, a little slippery, a little soft, a little cold.

"The car is too shaky, I didn't paint it well, next time I will draw you a little handsome...... Belch...... If there is a next time......"

I looked up and saw the reluctance between her eyebrows, thinking that I would return to the yang in two days, and I was separated from her yin and yang, and I also felt a burst of emotion in my heart. But this posture really made me too uncomfortable, so I straightened my waist, took off her hand and said:

"Uh...... There will be a chance. ”

I really can't talk and say such a non-nutritious comforting word. Lin Jiao retracted her hand and sighed. Gently ripped off the skin of his Liu Yulan. Then I rummaged through the box and put on my own makeup.

Watching her skillfully fly up and down, she changed her appearance in a short time, although she is still a beauty, but she is much inferior to her true appearance, and there are a lot more vulgar and fat between her eyebrows. I don't know what kind of medicine she sells in her gourd, but I saw her look in the mirror, put the tools away, and stuffed them back under the car seat.

At this point, the van made a turn and entered a parking lot. When I looked out of the window, the parking lot was quite large, and it was filled with almost all kinds of cars.

The bearded man who was driving turned around and said:

"Sister Lin, it's here."

Lin Jiao responded:

"Well, you two go back first, have a good rest, the third put away the lamp oil, it will be useful in the future." Call us if you have something. ”

The two of them agreed, opened the door from the front seat to the left and the right, and got out of the car. There were only two people left in the car, Lin Jiao and me, and I asked:

"Me

Don't you get off? ”

Lin Jiao looked out of the car window mysteriously, and saw that the two of them were far away, so she said to me:

"Wait a minute. For a while, the two of us went to play without them. ”

After saying this, he untied his backpack, threw it on the saddle, and then unzipped his clothes......

Maybe she expected to start fighting today, so she wore a black tights again. At this moment, as soon as the zipper was opened, there was a black and white distinction in front of me!

Two jade rabbits jumped out in a daung! Even though I was wrapped in a black bust, the sight almost made me get a nosebleed.

I said with alarm:

"What are you doing?"

Lin Jiao snorted and laughed, and then snorted:

"Humph! It's like you're at a loss, change your clothes! ”

After saying that, he took off the tights to his ankles, and this time exposed his snow-white thighs. If I was at the beach, this three-point pose would seem more natural, but in this cramped minivan, I really couldn't stand such a strong visual stimulation, and my body was congested in many places, so I quickly turned my head out the window.

I only heard Lin Jiao sneering a few times, and then a sound of Suo Suo came, probably dressing. With the sound of perfume, a burst of fragrance entered my nostrils. Only then did I hear her say:

"Okay, let's see, how about it?"

I turned my head and saw Lin Jiao wearing a red shiny leather short coat, a small black skirt, long boots, and a long wavy wig for herself, and a lock of fiery red hair was particularly conspicuous in the black hair. Carrying a small bag that looks like a treasure chest.

"Uh......"

"Uh, what? What do you think? ”

I don't know what to say about Lin Jiao's dress, although the low neckline, the brute waist without a trace of fat, and the slender thighs look very sexy. But I always feel that it is far worse than Lin Jiao herself, and it can't touch my nerves in terms of temperament and appearance.

If Lin Jiao dresses up and takes a picture with me on the street, it can only make me say in my heart, "Yo, there are beautiful women." And Lin Jiao's own words......

I quickly pulled back my thoughts and said:

"That...... Pretty good. ”

Lin Jiao smiled:

"Isn't it as beautiful as me?"

This was something I didn't dare to say, but now she guessed it, so she had to nod. Lin Jiao smiled with satisfaction:

"Everyone has different aesthetics, and some people just like my current one."

After saying that, he walked past me, opened the car door and jumped out, leaving a burst of fragrance. To be honest, this perfume is nowhere near as good as she used to be. This woman is eccentric, listening to her words, I don't know who she is going to harm?

I followed her and jumped out of the van as well. Lin Jiao saw me empty-handed and said:

"Bring your weapon with you?"

Weapons? Oh, she was talking about that golf club, I looked back at the car and said to Lin Jiao:

"Don't you need it? That stuff doesn't work. ”