Chapter 62: Strange Cockroaches
The silver cockroach lifted the golden cockroach with a broken leg.
But then its actions were a little unbelievable.
It used the blade of its arm to frantically cut its own chest, until it was full of cracks and scars.
In less than a moment, a colorless liquid flowed out of the crack, but it was still cutting.
"This cockroach is a nervous disorder, right?" Mei Jun looked at its behavior with a puzzled expression.
The body has also been blocking the entrance to this cave.
Now that these two cockroaches pose no threat to him, it's time to slaughter them.
The silver cockroach stretched out its hand and pulled out a small dark green glowing tube from its chest, which seemed to be its heart.
He devoured quite a few books and knew that the heart of a cockroach was a small tube with a valve.
This kind of subordinate is really digging out his heart and lungs, if Lao Tzu can have this kind of dog's legs...
Before he could think of it, he immediately leaped over, his instinct telling him to stop them from moving, otherwise...
But the silver cockroach has already put its heart into the mouthparts of the golden cockroach.
The golden cockroach, which was already dying, subconsciously opened its mouthparts and swallowed its heart in one gulp.
Okay, are you chewing mouthparts?
However, the silver cockroach that lost its heart still did not and did not die.
However, it began to look a little dazed, dazed, as if it had lost its memory.
But at this time, Mei Jun had already come to them, and he raised his iron fist and hit the silver cockroach with a fat punch.
The fat beat was still angry, after all, he was also mixed doubles by these two guys before, and then kicked the golden cockroach next to him more than a dozen times.
He took half a step forward with his feet, his body sank, his five fingers together, his body jumped straight, and he entered a preparatory posture, intending to use the extremely domineering ancient boxing method - the rising sun at the beginning of broadcast gymnastics.
After all, it's going to kill them after the beating...
But before Mei Jun could settle down, his preparatory movements were interrupted, and his body was suddenly swept away by a strong wind pressure.
Although the rising sun at the beginning of broadcast gymnastics is strong, the more powerful this martial arts is, there will definitely be strong restrictions.
That is, it is necessary to calm down and escape into the ethereal when entering the preparatory posture, otherwise the frenzied energy will lose control and the body will collapse.
The golden cockroach actually stood up again, and the gust of wind must have been caused by it.
It seemed to take a look at its body, pounced on the silver cockroach, and then opened its chewing mouthparts and bit down on its cracked chest.
Is it going to eat its loyal men?
Sure enough, the sharp mouthparts were bitten from the silver cockroach's chest, and at the same time sucked its milky white flesh and recovered energy.
Soon, the shriveled silver armor collapsed into the empty body, and the silver cockroach became a dried corpse.
"What kind of operation is this?" Mei Jun in the distance was confused.
But the next scene is very weird.
The golden cockroach elegantly wiped the milky white slurry on its mouthparts, the gaze in its compound eyes was like a sharp knife, and its expression and demeanor were very different from before.
Mei Jun felt that this golden cockroach seemed to be a different person.
The golden cockroach walked over gracefully and said softly, "You only have two choices. ”
"Raw?"
"Dead?"
"How do you choose?"
Immediately, it fell on Mei Jun with a sharp gaze.
Mei Jun habitually touched his non-existent nose, and secretly said in his heart, Lao Tzu pondered, isn't this asking?
"Hurry up and choose! despicable, inferior, inferior, filthy creatures, choose your next fate. The golden cockroach walked over slowly, like an elegant nobleman.
It seems that after eating the silver cockroach, even the cockroach leg that was broken by Mei Jun was healed.
Mei Jun found that it could walk out of this elegant gait with two cockroach legs, and suddenly said curiously: "By the way, you shouldn't be the golden cockroach, right?"
"Hmph, it's kind of interesting, can you still guess my identity?" the golden cockroach smiled, still walking slowly, not in a hurry or in a hurry.
"Oh, what else can a cockroach do? Mei Jun smiled disdainfully.
Lao Tzu wants to see what kind of noble identity a cockroach can have.
He was deliberately trying to provoke it to see if he could know something.
"Then when you're dying, I'll hum two end-of-life songs in your ear. The golden cockroach whispered, stopping.
Now, it has walked in front of Mei Jun, and still maintains a strange posture to stand, that is, elegant, but also twisted and weird.
This guy shouldn't be a cockroach. But could it be that it also entered the body of an insect like Su Pofu's soul, or was it reborn like Lao Tzu's soul?
Mei Jun guessed in his heart.
Because strictly speaking, insects don't have such a thing as ears, they just have another hearing organ.
"You're human?"
"Man, what's that?" the golden cockroach laughed angrily.
"You just laughed?" Mei Jun's head touched slightly, and suddenly interjected.
"I did, but so what?" the golden cockroach suddenly looked cold, it hated to be interjected the most, so it had decided to put this despicable reptile to death.
"But your only choice now is to die?"
"Death, it's your life or death! Actually, you don't have to do that. Because Lao Tzu will slaughter you directly and eat you!"
As soon as the words fell, Mei Jun kicked on his hind feet, stepped on his hind feet, and his body quickly exploded, and an iron fist smashed into the golden cockroach's head.
If you don't agree with each other, then you will fight, and this "golden cockroach" is also a little weird.
"Are you just like that?" the golden cockroach pushed Mei Jun's heavy punch away with a slight lift of one hand, and it didn't seem to have any force.
Mei Jun took a step under his feet, and then landed lightly and took a few steps without causing a trace of dust.
This is the feeling of a martial arts master! His heart was shocked, because his guess was successful.
He had performed the rising sun of radio gymnastics before, and suddenly found that if he incorporated some jumping movements under his feet, he could achieve the effect of light skills in the ideal martial arts.
"Despicable reptile, are you trying to provoke me?" the golden cockroach looked at but smiled contemptuously.
"Hey, can I ask you a question?" Mei Jun hunched over and squinted.
"Oh, you can please me as much as you want, and maybe you can buy some time for the impending death. The golden cockroach crossed its hands gracefully.
"Suppose Lao Tzu gives you many bags that you can use to hold everything you want, but when one bag is full, what will you do?"
"Pretend, I will continue to pretend. The golden cockroach said without thinking, and his demeanor was still so elegant, so natural and unpretentious.
Suddenly, Mei Jun's expression turned terrified, and he said angrily: "Then you are still pretending to be a fart with Lao Tzu! A nervous cockroach is pretending to be here!"
"Hurry up and die for Lao Tzu!"
Let's talk about it, four punches out together!