Chapter 30: Orderly
Tang Jing hadn't spoken yet.
Kairat had already spoken, "Stupid hillbillies, not only is it good, it is called unparalleled in the world, and it is guaranteed to make you unforgettable for the rest of your life." ”
"Funny one, it's just a meal, look at your virtue, don't say you know me when you go out, you can't afford to lose that person. Lu Gaoshen disdained mockery.
He really didn't believe that there was anything in the Western Earth Continent that he hadn't eaten.
Several other people also looked contemptuous, shame is not ashamed, the faces of the nobles have been thrown into the endless sea by you, do you know?
An hour later.
"Bastard eats at the teacher's house, can you be more reserved? Can you still have a face? What about shame, do you want it?" slapped out, "You Lu Zhishen, a starving ghost reincarnated?" Leave me a few pieces of the five-colored chicken fillet, give me a piece of Annika's igneous rock pork chop, and move Alice's crystal filament fish plate over a little, the teacher can't reach it. ”
Kairat elegantly ate a piece of jade sweet bamboo, looked at the few people who were about to fight because of grabbing vegetables, and calmly spit out two words, "Turtle." ”
At this moment, he felt completely above the four turtles, he was a perfect nobleman, and the nobleman should eat as elegantly and calmly as himself.
The IQ is overwhelming, he is really smart, and when these fools are still disapproving, he quickly put a lot of each dish on his plate.
The food is in his mouth, and this wave of pressure is so perfect, Kairat feels that this is life.
He gracefully picked up his fork and prepared to eat a piece of filamentous fish.
Hmmm? No, what about the plates? Wait, it's too happy to hallucinate, do it again, start over.
He raised his head again, his face was full of happiness, and he elegantly stretched out his right hand.
Empty, empty! The plates are gone, the filamentous pieces are gone, there is nothing.
No, it must be a hallucination, Kairat stared at his blood-red eyes, one more time, one more time, and as soon as he closed his eyes, he heard a voice.
"What is the teacher doing with this tease? The plates have been taken away by us, and everything is almost finished, why is he still intoxicated and stretching out his hand to fork the air to eat? ”
"Zhishen, you don't understand this, this is what the nobles know? Perfect nobles, you must eat elegantly, and you must maintain a pious attitude towards food. ”
"Uh... Teacher, Kairat seems to be crying, you can see that the fork in his hand has fallen on the table. Alas, look at his eyes, which are red and dripping blood, and his eyes are almost popping out, and wow! and they are rapidly darkening, look...... Look, it's dead gray, is this the perfect aristocracy?
"Zhishen, this is a mysterious ritual only available to some of the oldest nobles, study hard, watch it well, miss this time and wait for another year. As he spoke, he went to fork the last piece of filamentous fish.
As if he had been summoned, Kairat, who had almost completely cooled down, bounced violently, and instantly appeared in front of the crystal fish piece and swallowed it in one bite, he squatted on the table, grabbed Rachel and Lu Gaoshen by the neck with both hands, shook it, and let out a beastly roar from his mouth.
Rachel's hand slapped the plate on his head, and Kairat fainted......
Tang Jing, who was packing Tangyuan and Allen in the kitchen, saw such a scene as soon as she came out, Lu Zhishen and Rachel rolled their eyes, and Kairat climbed on the table.
Two cute girls, hugging each other and trembling.
Tang Jing held his forehead.
He went to the kitchen and took out the rest of the pack and slapped Kairat on the head.
He woke up faintly, his eyes immediately dimmed again, and Tang Jing put the dish in front of his eyes.
The light that overflowed at that moment startled Tang Jing, the plate disappeared in an instant, and there were more lumps of things in the corner of the room, gobbling it up.
It's obvious...... The perfect aristocracy or something has been abandoned to 108,000 miles~
glanced at the frightened two cute girls: "I'm going back, do you want to be together?"
The frightened two women nodded violently.
Tang Jing sent them to the door of the college's women's dormitory.
I went to deliver rice to the rice balls.
Go to Kacuri's house to chat with Charlotte and then cook.
Rachel took a sip of wine, picked up a piece of furious beef, put it in his mouth, and narrowed his eyes with happiness.
This apprentice is really worth it! This is the life that a holy sword master should live," Lu Gaoshen wants to eat? Yes, exactly. ”
"Kairat, are you a pig? He kicks you in the foot, you don't hit him in the face? He has no defense in his upper body, right... yes, that's it, hey... Hey, you see that the left side of Lu Zhishen's face is swollen, and the right side of his face is also swollen... Be symmetrical. ”
"Kairat, you bastard, I have mercy on your subordinates, you actually dare to attack my handsome face for the sake of a meal, I will fuck / die / you. ”
"You Lu Erha, you shameless fool, kick my buttocks for a meal, and dare to do something to my charming eyes, I'm not done with you. ”
"You despicable and shameless scumbag, you actually use such a vicious thousand years to kill me and you are incompatible. Lu Zhishen clamped his legs, touched his groin with his left hand, pointed at Kairat, and scolded.
Kairat looked at the panda, covered the base of his thighs with both hands, and his face was twitching, "Lu Erha, I will never die with you, you sissy, you actually use your legs, you green tea in men's clothes." ”
Rachel secretly praised one, this response is really good! It is better than practicing with himself for three days. For example, when the two of them fought in the dark, Kairat gave Lu Gaoshen a thousand years of killing with a backhand the moment he was thrown out. At the same time that Lu Gaoshen was hit, the antelope hung its horns and slapped its legs beautifully...... All kinds of black tigers dig out their hearts, they fish for the moon in the bottom of the sea, and all kinds of vicious moves are endless, and even Rachel, who started to be relaxed and comfortable, can see it sweating and sweating.
He just wants them to attack each other's weaknesses in order to improve their reflexes, protect their bodies, etc., who knew that he would be so mad about the two of them?
Both of them are junior and high-level, and they immediately broke through the intermediate swordsmen, and practiced against Tang Jing, a person who had not even been guided by sword qi, and were often hung and beaten, and they were beaten in the opening scene, chasing Tang Jing with a hammer...... Ten minutes later, as long as Tang Jing grabbed the weakness, he was easily knocked down with one kick and one punch.
They don't know anything about themselves.
I also want to teach them how to block and avoid weaknesses, but the effect is not ideal, and there is no other gain except for more resistance.
Blocking and dodging are not enough, and they are far from meeting his requirements.
If you are not fast enough, you have to be beaten to death and hacked to death without being targeted, right? Otherwise, how can you find an opportunity to fight back, you can't even do this, how can you fight those geniuses and even demons?
Although it is more miserable now, the effect is amazing.
Rachel took another sip of wine and sighed: "Human nature, it really can't stand the test." Ten minutes ago, the brotherhood was as deep as the sea, just because he said before the fight: Who loses a day's bread today...... Brothers turn against each other, fratricidal, sad and lamentable.
"In the past, there were brothers like siblings, and now there are brothers who give food. ”
"For the sake of eating, drinking, and profit, brotherhood can be abandoned. ”
"Hurting others, hurting oneself and hurting oneself is sad, lamentable, and regrettable. ”
Rachel was very satisfied with his "surface brother".
glanced at Tang Jing, who was drenched in blood in the distance, and had to write a word to him. He has seen a lot of ruthless people, and it is the first time that he has been ruthless like this.
You're too cruel to yourself at a young age, isn't it? Is someone pointing a sword at you?
If the Demon God was still awake, he would definitely laugh and say nothing.
Rachel stomped his foot, the platform shook slightly, and the two magic arrays lost their effect at the same time.
"Xiao Jing, rest for half an hour. "Throw over a bottle of green potion.
Turning to Alice and Anne in the distance, "You also rest." Alice came over to give Tang Jing a healing operation...... The two on the ground can give a self-healing technique. ”
Rachel was heard.
The second sister, who was soaked with sweat, staggered over.
Train in a double-gravity, elemental-thin magic circle. Isn't that pervert supposed to meditate gracefully and absorb the core?
Two magic cores, one green and one red, throw them over.
The two of them hurriedly took it, "Alice heal them first and then absorb the magic core." ”
"It's the teacher!" After a few minutes of rest, Kairat and Lu Gaoshen reluctantly released the self-healing technique.
"Gentle Wood Elf, listen to my pleas, heal the wounds—healing. ”
Fail......
"Gentle Wood Elf, listen to my pleas, heal the wounds—healing. ”
Fail...
"I'm sorry, I'm in my current state, and I can't perform healing ......"
Tang Jing hadn't spoken yet.
Rachel had already said coldly, "I'm sorry, what do you think you're doing, playing games? If you were in the Warcraft Forest now, facing the Warcraft, you would all be dead." Because their therapist said, "I'm sorry, I can't use healing," and you say, ridiculous, isn't it ridiculous?"
Alice's little face was pale and full of grievances, and tears rolled in her eyes.
She didn't want to, she had just used up her magic from training. The mana was no longer enough to use the Level 1 Healing Technique, only enough to unleash a few Level 0 Self-Healing Techniques.
"Do you think the teacher is unkind? You think you've used up your magic in training and are reluctant to let you release the healing technique. Then why do you have to use healing? If you can't use healing, then self-healing, three self-healing techniques are almost the top of one healing technique, right? If you can't use three, you can use two, and if you can't use two, you can't use one, and it's better than standing there and saying sorry? You're a person, you have to know how to look at the situation, and you're not a puppet who can only do whatever someone asks you to do. ”