"You've just crossed over, you're suffering from 'crossing syndrome', do you feel flustered, have a splitting headache, and feel that the world around you is strange and dangerous?"

Uncle Cao is seventy or eighty years old, but he said that middle school students were embarrassed when they heard it, "Don't worry, this is a normal phenomenon, and it will be relieved soon - the earth is a beautiful environment, quiet and peaceful place, don't be so fierce, dance knives and guns, let's put down our magic weapons first, if you have something to say, okay?" ”

Uncle Cao shook the flashlight, signaling that this was his "magic weapon", and then slowly put the flashlight on the ground and spread his hands, indicating that he had no malicious intent.

Chu Ge hid in the corner, dumbfounded, what "crossing syndrome", what "magic weapon", what is Uncle Cao talking about, or does he actually know something?

Chu Ge wanted to go up desperately and drag the fat old man to escape, but his legs were weak, his little stomach twitched, and he couldn't move at all.

I don't know if the green-robed weird man understood Uncle Cao's words, he laughed cruelly, pulled the ghost-headed knife behind his back to his waist, rubbed it gently, and didn't mean to let it go at all, and his face suddenly changed.

"I believe you have discovered that the concentration of spiritual energy on the earth is much lower than that of the immortal cultivation realm, so the laws of each other's power operation are also very different, but this does not mean that we cannot communicate, let alone that we have to fight each other."

Uncle Cao said calmly, "Introduce yourself, my name is Cao Xiaohua, I am a staff member of the Very Association, you can call me Uncle Cao, Master Cao, Lao Cao or even Xiao Cao, it's okay, our 'Extraordinary Association' is a non-profit non-profit non-profit organization on the earth that specializes in dealing with extraordinary events and extraordinary lives, what immortal cultivators, magicians, paladins, ancient beasts, mythical creatures, super runaways, biochemical zombies, future technology, intelligent machine life...... On the eastern hemisphere side, it's all under our control.

"The purpose of this association is to stabilize the social order, maintain the peace of the earth, resolve the contradictions between transcendent beings and ordinary people in the new era of aura recovery, let the newly awakened supernatural feel the warmth of the society, let the immortal cultivators and magicians who have strayed into the earth feel at home, so that the masses of people can enjoy the benefits of aura recovery, and work together to build a better tomorrow for the new earth, so, as a last resort, we will not use force, and we also hope that you can control yourself and communicate sincerely, friendly and enthusiastic with each other, Build a bridge of friendship between the Earth and the Immortal Cultivation Realm. ”

"......" The green-robed strange man continued to be in a state of half vigilance and half bewilderment.

"What the hell?"

Chu Ge's jaw was about to hit the instep of his foot, and his outlook on life, worldview and values were greatly impacted, "Very association, isn't it the producer of "Earth Warriors", shouldn't it, my God, the game is all real, or it's about to happen?" ”

Rumble!

Cutting-edge virtual technology, large-scale promotion regardless of cost, playing games can also enhance physical fitness, and even enter middle school classrooms, which will soon be included in the compulsory subjects of the college entrance examination...... All kinds of evidence were connected together, turning into a thunderbolt from the sky, blowing Chu Ge's brain blank.

"Oh, you're still injured and need immediate treatment, don't take it seriously, just think it's okay to wipe a little panacea - it's okay in the world of cultivating immortals, but there are many bacteria and viruses on the earth that you don't have there, and it's easy to drill into the body along the wound, you don't have the corresponding antibodies and immune mechanisms, in case you get tetanus or sepsis on the earth, it's very troublesome to treat."

Uncle Cao's business is very skilled, although the other party turned a deaf ear, he still patiently explained, "The so-called 'bacteria and viruses', let's take it as an extremely powerful miasma, you should know that the world of cultivating immortals is vast, many foreign lands are rampant with smoke miasma, and there is a shadowless and invisible demonic fog - in a sense, the earth is a very special foreign land, or the most special foreign land." ”

The green-robed strange man looked at the bloody wounds on his right shoulder, waist and crotch, and right leg, and spat out the turquoise saliva nonchalantly, and did not put down the magic weapon, but instead held the ghost-headed broadsword and took the initiative to approach.

The figure as strong as an iron tower, under the reflection of the bloody night, the shadow completely swallowed Uncle Cao.

Although he didn't draw the knife, his fingertips made a "squeak" sound, and ten oily nails gradually stretched out, like ten quenched daggers.

Evil and contempt are beyond words, in the eyes of the green-robed weirdos, Uncle Cao is about just a piece of fat that can walk, just to be eaten in.

Even Chu Ge, who was hiding in the distance, could feel the green-robed stranger's fierce and smelly malice.

"Stop, don't move, cherish your few opportunities, the people of the earth love peace, but they are also not afraid of war!"

Seeing that the other party's oil and salt did not enter, Uncle Cao's waist straightened inch by inch, picked up the flashlight, and when the mace was waved like that, his tone was stern, "Illegal immigrants, please note, you have entered the legal territory of the Earth Alliance, and are carrying undetected and sealed controlled weapons, you are limited to put down the magic weapon within three seconds, raise your hand and surrender, otherwise, I will take compulsory measures against you in the name of the earth, and you will be responsible for all the consequences arising therefrom!" ”

The righteous and awe-inspiring posture reminded Chu Ge of the fear of being caught by Uncle Cao when he was a child doing bad things.

Then, Uncle Cao even brought a flashlight and was slapped away by the other party.

The speed was so fast that Chu Ge didn't see what was happening clearly at all, only to see the green-robed strange man pouting impatiently, and with a wave of his claws, Uncle Cao flew dozens of meters away, and slammed into a big tree with a hug thickness, "click", I don't know if it was the trunk or the spine that was broken.

"Ahh Chu Ge exclaimed, his fists clenched subconsciously.

"Ho-ho." The green-robed monster let out a beastly grin, his body swayed, and his strange claws spread out like an eagle falcon falling from the sky.

Chu Ge only felt that as soon as there was a flower in front of him, the green-robed strange man appeared in front of him, the strange claws pierced deep into his flesh, and his shoulder blades were about to be crushed by the strange man, so painful that his legs kicked wildly, kicking on the other party, the same as kicking on the granite.

Now, the difference between Chu Ge's face and the green-robed stranger's face is only twenty centimeters.

He could clearly see the minced flesh between the other party's teeth and smell the breath of death.

Although he fought with immortal cultivators thousands of times in the game, Chu Ge in reality still had a black tide in front of him, his heart and pores contracted together, and his mind fell into the quagmire of fear, and he couldn't scream at all.

At this moment, a strange force collided fiercely from the right side, like a high-speed train, knocking the green-robed stranger out of the air, and at the moment of collision, you can even hear the sound of "clicking" in the stranger's body, and the tendons are broken and broken.

Chu Ge only felt that the world was spinning, and he was copied by someone and landed safely.

"Xiao Chu, why are you?"

It's Uncle Cao, he didn't even die, and he even made a big show of power and knocked the immortal cultivator out, long live!

Chu Ge cheered in his heart, his brain, nerves, and surrounding muscles gradually regained his vitality, and he stammered: "I, I'll go out for a night run, Uncle Cao, are you okay, what is that?" ”

"It's a cosplay enthusiast.,Just live in the front twenty-five buildings and three units.,Addicted to virtual games like "Earth Warriors" all day long.,I like to dress myself up like a fairy cultivator in the game.,No.,My girlfriend thinks he's unproductive.,Just broke up two days ago.,Mentally stimulated.,Don't sleep in the middle of the night.,Wearing COS costumes and coming out to make a monster.。

Uncle Cao said earnestly, "So, you young people still have to study hard, make progress every day, play games, don't be addicted, you know?" ”

“…… Uncle Cao, your skills in making up nonsense are okay, and 'cosplay lovers, just live in the front twenty-five buildings and three units', with a nose and eyes, if I hadn't seen him fall from a hole in the sky with my own eyes, and heard your words, very association or something, I almost believed it! ”

Chu Ge was angry and anxious, "You didn't want to think about it before you made up nonsense, just, can a buddy with this style still have a girlfriend?" Even I don't have a girlfriend, can he have a girlfriend like this? ”

Chu Ge has a problem, when he is nervous, he talks a lot, hey, when he talks, he is not nervous.