Chapter 57: The Uncle of Drag Racing
Thinking about this, Chu Ge didn't go back to school, said hello to Yan Tieshou, Lei Sanpao and others, and went straight to Happy New Village.
On the way, I called Uncle Cao, briefly explained his intentions, and Uncle Cao said that Dr. Jiang had already transferred the data to the past, but it was too late, and the neighborhood committees were closed, so let him go directly to the house.
Uncle Cao's house is a small courtyard on the first floor, and the fat old man picks it up well, which is very quiet.
As soon as Chu Ge entered the door, the aroma came to his face, a big table of dishes, braised chestnut chicken, braised hairtail, stewed lotus root soup with pork ribs, stir-fried waist and liver...... It's all hard dishes, and there are seven or eight plates of cold dishes, piled up into a hill.
Chu Ge was stunned for a moment, looked in on tiptoe, and asked Uncle Cao: "There are guests at home, so I'll come back later?" ”
"What a guest, you are the biggest guest today."
Aunt Cao wore an apron, walked out of the kitchen, and pressed Chu Ge to the stool with a smile, "I heard what Lao Cao said, what happened that day, thanks to your audacity, otherwise the old thing would have to be folded in the hands of immortal cultivators, you have a life-saving grace for Lao Cao, Aunt made a meal to thank you, shouldn't it?" ”
"Ah......h
Chu Ge's face turned red again, "It's mainly Uncle Cao's credit, it's he who saved me." ”
"He saves you, you save him, the family doesn't talk to each other, come and come, sit down and talk while eating, Auntie still has a soup, get it ready and eat it with you."
The more Aunt Cao looked at Chu Ge, the more she liked it, "I heard that you went out to see righteousness and courage today?" In these years, it's rare for you to be such a warm-hearted young man, Lao Cao Nian has been chattering for several days, oops, you and your mother really look alike, at that time, I especially like to eat your mother's wontons, it's a pity. ”
Chu Ge listened to Aunt Cao's nagging, and once again had the feeling that "the painting style is wrong", is this an occasion to talk about "awakening, superpowers, and cultivation"?
How do you feel, it's a bit like Aunt Cao is going to introduce him to someone?
"That's right, Uncle Cao."
Chu Ge remembered, took out two pieces of paper from his arms and handed them over, "This is the invoice for clothes and mobile phones, I didn't dare to buy too expensive, it adds up to less than three thousand, and the ones on my head are all 'Lingshan City Extraordinary Association', you can check the name of the unit and the tax number." ”
"Okay."
Uncle Cao put on reading glasses, glanced at it, and put the invoice away, "Then you wait, within three working days, the money will definitely arrive in your mobile phone account, come and come, don't say this, eat first, eat and eat, you have just woken up, you must eat more high-calorie things, and lay a solid foundation - I have a bad heart and can't eat more, but I am also happy to watch you eat." ”
"Okay!"
Chu Ge tossed for a day, he was indeed tired and hungry, and he was not polite, he picked up a chicken thigh and gnawed it, blinked his eyes, half a chicken went down, and sighed comfortably, "Aunt Cao's skills are so good!" ”
"Right? Then you eat more, and the cleaner you eat, the happier your wife will be. ”
Uncle Cao watched Chu Ge gobble up, and suddenly changed his words, "I heard that you beat someone today?" ”
Chu Ge was a little embarrassed: "Uncle Cao, am I too impulsive?" ”
"A young man in his teens and twenties, young and strong, and without a girlfriend, and no longer a little impulsive, isn't he becoming a eunuch?" Uncle Cao said happily.
"Huh?" Is it Chu Ge's illusion, how do you feel that Uncle Cao is ...... with him Drag racing!
"Don't worry, that kid's indiscriminate cultivation collapsed a building, although the outbreak of the underground spiritual vein is also a natural disaster, but he still can't escape from the responsibility of twenty or thirty percent, whether it is twenty or thirty, it needs the relevant departments, including our extraordinary association, to survey, identify, and draw conclusions together, so this kid's life is still in our hands, and we can't turn the sky upside down."
Uncle Cao was relieved, and continued, "How about it, the feeling of being a hero, awakening and saving people, is it very good, do you want to be a hero next time?" ”
Chu Ge recalled his psychological changes very seriously, nodded first, and then shook his head.
"Before today, except in the virtual game, I didn't think about being a hero at all, especially the kind of hero who sacrifices himself, forgets his life and forgets death, and has no desires - I'm actually quite afraid of death, I really want to live, make a lot of money, and enjoy the life of daily gold, fragrant car beauties, the pinnacle of life, and the envy of everyone."
Chu Ge recalled, "But, in the dark ghost in the depths of the ruins, when I heard the little girl's crying and saw the tragic situation of her mother being squeezed by death, I, my mind was blank, what fragrant car beauties, what villas and western-style buildings, including my own life and death, hey, I forgot everything, I can't remember, there is only one thought in my head, no one can stop me, grandpa is going to play with his life today!"
"Is that a hero? I do not know.
"However, when I was rescued by Yun Conghu, especially when I woke up from the medical cabin, I saw so many young and lively little nurses, looking at me with a smile, hey, my heart was ready to move, and suddenly I didn't want to die, I didn't want to be a hero anymore - who loves to be whom, I still want to work hard to pursue my dreams, Xiangche beauties, villas and western-style buildings!
"Uncle Cao, you always help me analyze and analyze, is my mentality particularly distorted and contradictory?"
"Not twisted, where is twisted?"
Uncle Cao smiled and said, "When I see the survivors trapped in the depths of the ruins, I am righteous and awe-inspiring, and I am desperate to do anything, and when I see the young and beautiful little nurse, I am ready to move, and I am furious - this is normal, on the other hand, if I see the survivors, I will be furious, and when I see the little nurse, I will be righteous and awe-inspiring, this is called distortion, right?"
Well, Chu Ge is sure.
Uncle Cao, the old driver, is really racing with him, what's the situation, is this treating him as his own person, is his true nature exposed?
"I think back then, I was the same as you kid, I never thought about being a hero, my mind was full of money and beautiful women, so I embarked on the road of cultivation, I didn't expect creation to make people......" Uncle Cao twisted the few stubbles left, squinted his eyes, and recalled the past eventful years.
As she was talking, Aunt Cao came out of the kitchen with a soup bowl.
"Xiuqin, I'll come, be careful of burning your hands."
Uncle Cao jumped up all of a sudden, turned his head to Chu Ge and said, "I didn't expect that my dream came true, and I really married a beautiful woman who is beautiful and fragrant, and the moon is shy and shy of flowers!" ”
Chu Ge: "......"
"Go, go, old thing, don't think that's the end of the day!" Aunt Cao twisted Uncle Cao again, but her face bloomed with a smile.
Chu Ge had another urge to "Wangwang".
"Okay, let's get down to business, let's get down to business."
Uncle Cao coughed and said, "You have just received treatment from Dr. Jiang, so the physical examination is not necessary for the time being, fill out a form later, and in a few days, the very association will issue you an 'awakening certificate', and the procedures on the scene will be completed, because you are the first awakened person in the community to take the initiative to register, plus two consecutive acts of righteousness and bravery, there should be a certain reward, and the 'awakening certificate' is also of great help when you go on to higher education, find a job and join the relevant departments of the alliance. You can also buy cheap cultivation resources with vouchers, okay, what else do you need? ”
He also knows that he has been talking about inconsistencies just now!
Chu Ge complained in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Uncle Cao, I want to cultivate, can you show a clear way?" ”
"Oh, then do you want to practice casually, or do you want to cultivate seriously, or risk your life to practice wildly?" Uncle Cao asked with a serious face.
Chu Ge was stunned: "What's the difference?" ”
"Of course there is, practice casually, just like the outer disciples in the novel, I will download a few cultivation exercises for you from the official website of the very association, you can also participate in the cultivation classes organized by the community, dozens or hundreds of people practice for half an hour and an hour every morning, do not delay your study, work, and no money, just as the alliance will give you benefits."
Uncle Cao explained, "Serious cultivation, just like the inner disciple in the novel, I will personally guide you, help you guide the aura, wash the essence and cut the essence, carefully explain every word in the cultivation exercises, and also help you find the most advanced cultivation equipment, including the consumption of a large amount of genetic medicine, at least four to six hours a day...... Of course, this price is very expensive.
"As for risking your life to go crazy cultivating, I don't think it's necessary for the time being, it's all for senior soldiers, policemen, or the best of paramilitary organizations such as the Red Helmets."
Chu Ge thought for a while: "If you want to learn Uncle Cao's earth-shattering bridge crossing that day and throwing the immortal cultivator out of the, how do you practice?" ”