Chapter 70: Remember Your Ridiculousness
If Roman's brother knew what happened to Roman in Star Island, he would definitely applaud and be fascinated.
Roman also has today.
"Gross-"
Jonanstin hugged the sink and vomited.
Roman listened to the sound of Honanstine making that vomiting foreign body, and his scalp tingled when he heard it.
He felt sick to death, and Honanstine's vomiting aroused his desire to revolt.
“…… I want to drink water, cough! Gross-"
In addition to vomiting, Honansteen seemed to be a little more awake, and that was it.
"Drink it all you want in the toilet!"
Roman saw that Honan Stin really wanted to put his head in the toilet, and he quickly lifted Honan Stin's collar and pulled him up.
"You really dare to drink!"
When drunk, people can really do unbelievable things, Roman glanced at Honanstine and tugged at his neckline in pain.
Remember the Jonanstine who used to feel sick and scream at the sight of dense termites, and look at the Jonanstine who wanted to drink toilet water all the time.
Are they alone?
"You stay."
Honan Stine was carried out of the bathroom, and Roman also closed the bathroom door and jammed it with a deadbolt to prevent Honan Stine from pushing the door in.
Rest assured, drunkards won't open the door.
When Honanstin was carried by Roman all the way, he had the feeling of being picked up by a wooden shelf, and it hurt and was bumpy.
After spitting out his stomach, he still felt thirsty as he lay on his bed.
"Why don't you let me drink water!"
Honan Nestin looked up with difficulty, and saw the door to the water source closed, and Honan Nestin was whining and kicking on the bed.
Roman went downstairs with a gloomy face and filled up the water.
……
Roman poured a glass of water and poked it out.
Looking at the temperature of the glass, he felt that the water was a little hot.
Roman poured some cold water into the cup, and he shook the cup to make sure the water was the right temperature for drinking.
Then he stood in the kitchen and drank the water.
What are you kidding, Roman is going to pour water for Jonanstine to drink?
The whiskey had a lot of stamina, and Roman felt like he was floating when he returned to the room, which he didn't usually do.
The main thing is Teresa's two glasses of "friendship" whirlwind, and the ale is blended with whiskey.
The gas of the ale rushed to his head with the alcohol of whiskey, and afterwards Roman lay on the bed with his head blooming and fireworks.
Finally, delirious, the brain set sail.
Jonanstine muttered about drinking water and forgot about it.
……
When Jonanstin woke up, there was something strange about what he saw.
Not only did he have a splitting headache, but the world in front of him seemed to be turned upside down, and Honanstine squinted his eyes and looked at it seriously for a moment.
This...... Isn't this his bedside table foot?
Honanstin poked his neck, a little incredulous, and just as he tried to prop himself up with his hands, half of his body hanging on the bed slid down.
"Shhh Yes! ”
Early in the morning, Honanstin woke up with a painful roar.
Somehow, he lay half on the ground and slept on the bed with his legs on his legs.
Jonanstin managed to roll out of bed, holding his numb legs and rolling on the floor in pain.
The feeling of blood backflow in his legs couldn't be worse, and he struggled on the floor for a while before slowly getting up on the bed.
The corners of his eyes were astringent, his throat was dry, and when he wanted to enter the bathroom, Honanstin found that he couldn't push the bathroom door open.
He's been awakened!
"What's going on!"
Jonan Stine scratched at the door for a moment, and found that his bathroom door had been bolted.
Who is it, doing the superfluous!
Jonanstin opened the deadbolt and rushed in impatiently, after solving the urgent task.
Honansteen sniffled - what was the smell of his bathroom......
The sour smell of vomit baked overnight.
While washing his hands, looking at the messy sink, Jonanstin covered his nose and turned on the faucet.
What the hell happened last night, Jonanstine thought as he flushed the vomit from his sink.
On the airship, on the airship...... What are you doing on an airship?
Jonanstine frowned, the water from the faucet rattled as he remembered something bad.
…… He seemed to have drunk a bottle of wine on the returning airship......
Then he ...... It was broken on the airship that came back.
“…… Hiccup......"
Honan Stin had an overnight hiction, which would explain why Honansteen slept half the sky, locked the bathroom door, and finally ...... He probably threw up in front of the sink in a gorgeous way.
How much did he drink, the vomit smelled so bad.
Jonanstin opened the blinds in the bathroom to let the smell of rancid acid in the bathroom out, but he didn't expect Roman to carry him back......
Jonanstin shook his head, he really wanted to thank Roman.
Otherwise, the place where he woke up this morning was the big lawn where the airship took off and landed.
By the way, his vomit may be right next to him, which is disgusting to think about.
……
Speaking of which, last night, Roman never expected that the whiskey on the top not only failed to make him sleep peacefully, but also made his eyes look like searchlights at night.
At dawn, Roman fell asleep.
Being drunk with half a bucket of water is the most deadly, and it's disgusting to want to sleep without sleeping.
……
Jonanstine wondered if the fragment could be revealed.
Roman will kill him.
Roman didn't seem to show much of it, and Honansteen spent days in a state of embarrassment.
Jonanstin had forgotten everything that had happened since the airship's return, and he had no memories of the splinter.
He just felt that he was much better after getting drunk, and he didn't panic because of the fact that he was married.
Think about it, he kept talking and talking that night, and he could always let go of the things he couldn't let go.
But then again, if you think about it, how could Roman possibly tell his embarrassment?
Honansteen clearly did not think of this.
Honanstin yelled at Roman yesterday, sighed for a long time, and even vomited on Roman.
How could Roman take the initiative to speak out about these things?
For days, Teresa couldn't help but want to laugh when she thought of Roman's helpless look that night when she saw him.
……
"Last time! We talked about the different physiological responses of human nerves to different decibel sounds! When you hear my voice, you'll have tightness in your chest and shortness of breath! Why! ”
Dwarf's class is full of danger all the time, that's what he said.
If the human ear receives more than 80 decibels, people will have migraines over time, and in severe cases, the deafness rate will be half open in old age.
"The hearing limit of a normal person is 155 decibels! The rate of newborn babies in the northern mining area is extremely high! Here's why! Noise due to the development of the mining area! Adults who stay under the noise for a long time are prone to deafness, and infants and young children will become deaf and dumb! Let's get down to business! ”
In the sound spell class, Teresa will have migraines even if she doesn't need the super high decibel noise of the dwarf man, because the knowledge is too difficult.
Watching Teresa hold her forehead while attending class, Teresa held her head high when she took a thermal imaging course.
Once she begins to take up her weak subjects, her posture gradually becomes rickety, like Hya Lulu, sometimes more than Hya Lulu.
It was clear that Roman could see at a glance how Teresa was studying by the way she sat in class.
Dwarf Man's lessons are very good, the examples are very vivid, and the teaching logic is very clear, but the questions in his exams are often unsightly.
Seeing Teresa with a pen pinned to her ear and a freshly crumpled ball of paper in her hand, she curled up at the end of a class to listen to the lecture.
This extraordinarily decadent look always makes Roman feel weird.
Where did the half-haunted bad woman go a few days ago?
Are they the same person?
"Theressa! I can still see your red hair when you put your head down! ”
As soon as Dwarf Man roared, Roman saw Theresa tremble visibly.
Dwarf Man sometimes abruptly digresses.
Dwarf Man values Teresa very much, for various reasons, but it is clear that Teresa is not the material to learn this piece, and Dwarf Man is very afraid of her.
"If you don't dig deeper, you won't make your shortcomings disappear! On the contrary, the shortcomings will one day be exposed! ”
The downside is like the fact that Teresa bows her head and her red hair is still there.
"Practical questions! Tree! ”
Roman pouted as Teresa pouted and slowly stood up.
"Roman ......"
Teresa slowly stood up, and since Dwarf Man took charge, Roman has changed his previous impression of Teresa's versatility.
Teresa's personality is not called sleek and changeable, it is called being able to bend and stretch, which is another shameless performance.
“…… If I can't answer, you're going to save me......"
Teresa stood up straight and smiled naturally at the dwarf man who was looking at her, as if she was not afraid of the dwarf man's practical problems at all.
"The venue is a sand and stone field, the other party is a sound magic, the earth system is a auxiliary mage, you are a simple wind mage!"
Dwarf Man quickly stated his preconceived conditions, and Theresa's brow furrowed.
"The other party is going to make a combination punch, first the earth flow pushes the wall to block your view, you don't know what the other party's conspiracy is! What would you do at this point, monotyped wind mage? ”
If you are a little smarter, you will find that the sound system in Dwarf Man's mouth is supplemented by the main earth system, and the mage is Dwarf Man himself.
But the problem is, Teresa is not a monotyped wind mage.
"Because I'm not a single wind mage, let me think about it again......"
Teresa stood and raised her hand to the dwarf.
In fact, she was thinking about it, she pretended to think, but she actually paid attention to Roman's mouth shape.
Theresa stood fearlessly, her brows furrowed and her chin held in front of everyone's eyes.
“…… Big windmills. ”
Roman whispered that with his initial understanding of Teresa, what Teresa could say must be something she was sure of.
If you don't know, you really can't hold back half a word.
"What......"
Theresa was stunned, and Roman said a word coldly.
"Oh! It's a big windmill. ”
Despite questioning Roman's words, Theresa acted as if she had a sudden flash of inspiration.
"Explain why."
Dwarf Man crossed his arms and looked at Teresa, he nodded, Teresa's answer was reasonable. But in order to develop students' thinking, Dwarman asked all the students who answered the questions to speak their minds.
Actual combat requires clear thinking.
“…… A large windmill can blow the sound cannon away. ”
Roman twisted the most overlooked point.
Just like Teresa's close-up blast, he didn't know if Teresa was intentional or subconscious at that time.
The blast can pull Teresa away from Roman himself, and at the same time, the blast's air blast will break through the sound cover, killing two birds with one stone.
"The ground system is prone to weathering and sand pulverization...... Then the sound cannon will be blown away. ”
Although Teresa doesn't understand much, she can still find some ideas by following Roman's train of thought.
"Draw inferences, Tresa! It seems that Roman has a better grasp of knowledge points than you! ”
Dwarf Man nodded to indicate that he had just heard Roman's muttering.
"My mastery is still not ideal."
Teresa nodded her head to deny Dwarf's words, and she sat down quietly, exhaling slowly, thinking that no one had noticed.
"Where did your actual combat experience go......"
Roman looked at Teresa and let out a frightened breath.
As Teresa said, she wasn't a single wind mage, and she couldn't think at all. Even if it is brought in, the idea is a little out of place.
"I'm a mage who specializes in thermal imaging and fire spells, and I don't even know what a big windmill is...... I don't even know ......."
When it comes to windmills, Teresa always thinks of the windmills in her hometown that mine precious metals on the sandy slopes.
Shambhala is right that most students have blind spots.
"Turn your head away......"
Roman reached out and grabbed Teresa's face, and with a sharp turn, he forced Teresa's face to the side.
"The library is suitable for students like you......
Theresa had just been slammed in the face when she heard Roman's bland words.
Roman's performance in the Department of Geography is hard to describe.
"I heard someone say it's biased!"
Teresa also wanted to tease Roman in the Earth Department course, and when his face was full of doubts, Dwarf Man shouted.
The class was stunned.
"You can talk about sound in other classes! But in my class I could only hear what was being discussed in the undergraduate program! ”
Theresa looked at Dwarf Man helplessly.
Sometimes hearing too well isn't a good thing.
Theresa raised her fist to support her face.
I don't know if it's a blessing or a misfortune to have these teachers.